Steve24833, The Journeyman Scrivener

Member Since

3/6/2015

Last Activity

11/22/2017 7:25 AM

EXP Points

2,036

Post Count

3686

Storygame Count

12

Duel Stats

22 wins / 19 losses

Order

Lauded Sage Exemplar

Commendations

87

Hi, I'm Steve. Feel free to check out my games listed down below. Probably best to avoid my recent posts seeing as they're almost certainly me yelling at and arguing with children on the internet. I also write a little series called Council of Nine about a fictionalized version of the site in a fantasy setting, and try to occasionally toss something to the overworked Will11 for the Weekly Review, the site's newspaper.

Anyhow, read my shit, or yell at me, or search through my points to see what I've done if you're weird and value that as a use of your time.

 

Quotes

"STEVE is the cause of my anger." The Final Brennon

"Steve is a loudmouthed piece of dogshit but we should pity him, life must not be easy for an inbred ginger freak who has to lash out on an internet forum whenever the constant wanking while crying with repressed Catholic guilt because be can't decide whether he likes dicks or tits (because his sister has both) all just becomes too much. His writing is shittier than anyone will admit and I hate him more than anyone in this site." Mizal.

"He's a half-fag degenerate who hates America." Endmaster

"People who quote themselves are retards." Steve24833

"Steve is degenerate filth and an embarrassment to the human race." Axiom

"Steve is undialectical trash and belongs in a gulag." Malkalack

"Steve has made me question every belief I have held up until now about the inherent goodness of people." Will11

"Steve, you have a puny brain and the attention span of a retarded child." JJJ-thebanisher

"You are disgusting." Sicarius, not liking my love of cock and vagina

"Here you are, throwing insults like a toddler with a dictionary." RoyalGhost_007

"You might be (the greatest writer of all motherfucking time)." Mayana

Trophies Earned

Earning 100 Points Earning 500 Points Earning 1,000 Points Earning 2,000 Points Won 2016 Contest for new School-based Storygames Having 3 Storygame(s) Featured Rated 69.5% of all Stories Given by EndMaster on 02/09/2016 - For continual output of quality stories. Given by JJJ-thebanisher on 03/05/2017 - Because you work hard and contribute a lot and deserve nice things Given by Will11 on 01/15/2017 - For your countless fantastic stories

Storygames

Featured Story Achilles
coauthor

Take control of General Achilles, a human General trying to lead the human fleet to prosperity through politics and military means, while dealing with keeping humanity and it's allies together, dealing with a barbaric race of raiders and a powerful alien alliance. Will humanity crush it's enemies under it's boots? Will you form a peaceful coalition between all species? Or will you become humanity's downfall?

This is my first game, which I made with the help of Steve24833. I really hope you enjoy it. Please comment on any bugs, mistakes or other screw-ups I made. 

Hey, the sequel's here, Achilles II: The Chykri. Enjoy it!


Achilles II: The Chykri
coauthor

Play as Achilles, the leader of the new Coalition of humans, aliens and machines, to combat a new threat: The Chykri. Attempt to keep the Coalition together and fight not only to win, but to survive.

This is a sequel to our previous game, Achilles. We hope you enjoy it. Please rate and comment. Unless you don't like it, in which case just grumble to yourself about how this one isn't as good as the first. Thanks.

EDIT: Had to do some light work. Changed it so surrendering to Chykri grants alternative final chapter instead of sending back to start, checked grammar, changed a few more mistakes. Please message me or Steve if you find any bugs.


Among the Trees

Take control of Jacob, a young settler in New England in the late 17th Century. A tale of romance, horror and strange supernatural creatures awaits you in the odd and interesting woods that surround your home.

Well, this is just a short little romance-horror thing I made in three days to distract me from other projects. I hope you enjoy!


Blooded

Take control of Samuel, a young man thrust into a world of bloodthirsty creatures of the night, howling beasts cursed by the moon, horrifying demons and worse.

This is our entry for Bucky's 2016 Halloween Contest. Enjoy!


Dawnwood

Take control of a teenager moving to Dawnwood, a boring town deep in the south in the middle of nowhere. Still, the town holds many deep and dark secrets, many of which you will uncover soon...


Featured Story Fear the Psyker

Take control of Karth, a child with incredible powers born into a simple tribe on a feral world, as your life is torn apart by the arrival of the forces of Chaos. Fall into line as an obedient-slave soldier and fulfil your role as a trained killer, rise up against beings of pure hate and malice to try gain your freedom, or simply try to survive in a galaxy of horrors.

Well, I tried to write a Fanfiction based on Warhammer 40'000. If you're not familar with the series, don't worry, you don't need to be to play this. I hope you enjoy!


Mazkil

Take control of a young, aggressive Orc named Mazkil, of the Tribe the Red Blades, in his attempt to make his way in the world. Become an honored Chieftain of your tribe or become a feared Soldier for the Kingdom of Man.

Please comment and rate, tell me if you find any bugs. Enjoy!


Featured Story Prometheus Academy

Take control of Mia, a student at Prometheus Academy, a school designed for creating super-soldiers, trained killers, unstoppable super-humans, skilled secret agents and above all, super-villains, and get revenge against the Crimson Cape, a super who's taken everything from you. 

This is the winner of the 2016 School-based Contest, so yay! Thanks to all who voted. I hope you all enjoy it.


Prophecy

There is a prophecy that one day, the barrier between reality and that which lies beyond will weaken. That day the great Mol'Chu will come forth, for it has its infinite eyes set upon this realm. It will drive all creatures to the realms of insanity and torment. However, the prophecy also tells of a great hero who will rise up, and the fate of the world will lie in his hands.

You are not that hero. You are a Ratling, your blood as weak as can be, your lineage one of thieves and cowards. Still, with your path there's a chance for betterment. You might be able to lift yourself up and find yourself some power in this world. Power you will wield. 

Thanks to WouldntItBeNice for beta-reading this, they were a great help. This is my longest storygame so far and I've decided to delve into some fantasy again. Anyhow, I hope you all enjoy!


The Nightmare Realm

Take control of James, a young boy who has suffered from horrific nightmares all his life that seem to be far more real than anyone else thinks, their effects seeping into the real world as your entire life becomes a nightmare. Try to stay sane throughout your miserable existence, while trying to end this curse and find some way to stop this hell.

Well, it's Halloween, and I haven't written anything in a while, so before your old Irish feen goes out and about on sesh, I thought I'd publish this. Enjoy!


The Only Lights in the Darkness are Flames

Take control of four members of SWAT in Tijuana raid a large, ancient mansion inhabited by the Espada de Dios, a Satanist cult that's kidnapped several people. Switch between these members as they stumble upon a horrific scene of horror, gore and perhaps something much worse...

This is my second horror story, a short little game I made just to help with Writers' Block on my larger games. Thanks to MasonJarGuzzi for proofreading. Enjoy!


Featured Story The Path of Death

Take control of Dagden, a small Orc child taken from his family and taken prisoner in Reaper Castle under the control of the Grand Necromancer, before making friends with his daughter Blaise and choosing how to make your mark in the world.

This is my spin-off to Mazkil, except better, longer and with more things you like and less things you don't like, whatever they may be. Somehow, I've appealed to everyone! I'd like to thank the wonderful Mizal for beta-reading and helping me sort through this storygame and make it readable, she was a fantastic help. Please rate, comment and tell me if you find any bugs. Thanks, and enjoy!


Warped
unpublished

Take control of Karth, a young, powerful Psyker who has managed to lead a slave army to take over a massive battleship, and now has the whole galaxy at the tip of his fingers. Embrace the gifts of the Dark Gods and all the power and corruption it brings, sell your services to the highest bidder, take to the stars as a feared raider and pirate or try to find a peaceful existence among the dark and cruel stars. As the anarchic and terrifying Kaam the Prophet, loyal servant of Malice, rises up in the galaxy with a bloodlust for psykers and servants of the Warp, attempt to take down the champion of a destructive God that seeks to tear the galaxy apart.

This is a sequel to Fear the Psyker. It's my longest story yet and it has a lot of variables, so if, or more accurately, when you encounter any bugs, please do send them on, and I'll try my best to fix them. Also, the Score variable doesn't have anything to do with success, it's just a few variables to tell me what various choices commentators made and what endings they got. Anyhow, enjoy!


Recent Posts

Member Trophies on 11/22/2017 7:21:47 AM

Solo and Seth are dead, and Fleshnblood hates me a shit ton, but I would also like to know the qualifications for BZ's, because he hates me slightly less than Fleshy and thus I have a chance. Plus, come on, Mizal? What are we doing here?


Famous Bad Touch People Thread on 11/22/2017 7:18:27 AM

Well yeah, a large deal of his comedy is now considerably more creepy in hindsight given what's come out, because his main shtick was jerking off to everything, which is weird now. It's like how if a comedian who told loads of jokes about hating babies butchered a bunch of babies, his comedy would be less funny as now you'd be permanently thinking about actual dead babies.

I've not seen anyone actually trying to say Louis CK was never funny, or his comedy was bad. Going by these posts, Digit seems to think the whole thing was funny, which I suppose he is, Briar's on your side and no one else seems to think he's now no longer funny. So it seems you're basically just jerking off over your own strawman in front of a bunch of people who don't want to s... hang on... this seems familiar.


Famous Bad Touch People Thread on 11/21/2017 5:44:24 PM

You already made this bit about Washington, not sure why you're doing it again. I mean, it doesn't work. We don't judge Washington by the standards of today, obviously, and no one's saying Louis CK's contributions to comedy are suddenly gone. So this comment is as flaccid as... well, Louis CK's seemed to get hard whenever a woman was even talking to him, so I don't have a sufficient example.


New Prompt on 11/20/2017 8:34:03 AM

I have no idea how to take that. I mean, I'm very pleased that I'm apparently admired, but since Mizal, Seto and fucking MinnieKing are the other examples, I have no idea how to feel.


Famous Bad Touch People Thread on 11/20/2017 8:31:55 AM

I specifically mentioned that he hadn't asked for consent when he jacked off over the phone, thus I was right to do so.


Morgan's All Purpose Argument Thread on 11/19/2017 1:03:33 PM

Yeah, but if you're setting the bar that low, guys might just say fuck it and join the priesthood and celibacy.


Famous Bad Touch People Thread on 11/19/2017 7:57:49 AM

Ah, I have to disagree. I mean, two parter, really. One, a lot of stuff is left with an awful feeling in the light of revelations. All of Louis CK's masturbation stuff, or Rolf Harris' stuff where he talks about kids, is all left with an awful taste, and genuinely is less funny and more creepy in hindsight.

Two, it's not necessarily that these things become shit. House of Cards isn't shit now because of what Spacey did, although it is because it's overrated nonsense, but yeah, they're not going to continue to give Spacey the role of being in House of Cards. Feel free to still watch House of Cards, though. 


Morgan's All Purpose Argument Thread on 11/19/2017 7:53:37 AM

And once again, by your standards you're also an asshole for using queer, and every who isn't mute is probably a shithead. Anyhow, the lack of animosity is noted.


Morgan's All Purpose Argument Thread on 11/19/2017 5:55:19 AM

Yeah, obviously I've been using "trans person" a lot. It's the other term for tranny, and tranny is the term we're discussing. As regard to judges, really, I've made far, far too many enemies on this site to trust that system. I dare say all, I made all the enemies. Anyhow, tranny was used spitefully here because you're a ridiculous person who hates the word whilst hypocritically using words you think are shitty like queer, so I used the word both to annoy you, and to celebrate my recent liberation of the word. Anyhow, thanks to that, I consider this debate settled, and see no reason to repeat these miles of text just to reach the conclusion again. If there's something else you want to debate, shoot, but otherwise, I'm contented to call this a victory for "Tranny".


Thanksgiving Break Is Almost Here. But.. on 11/18/2017 7:41:12 PM

Her posts disagreed, and anyway, don't stick your dick in crazy.