Steve24833, The Journeyman Scrivener
Hi, I'm Steve. Feel free to check out my games listed down below. Probably best to avoid my recent posts seeing as they're almost certainly me yelling at and arguing with children on the internet. I also write a little series called Council of Nine about a fictionalized version of the site in a fantasy setting, and try to occasionally toss something to the overworked Will11 for the Weekly Review, the site's newspaper.
Anyhow, read my shit, or yell at me, or search through my points to see what I've done if you're weird and value that as a use of your time.
"STEVE is the cause of my anger." The Final Brennon
"Steve is a loudmouthed piece of dogshit but we should pity him, life must not be easy for an inbred ginger freak who has to lash out on an internet forum whenever the constant wanking while crying with repressed Catholic guilt because be can't decide whether he likes dicks or tits (because his sister has both) all just becomes too much. His writing is shittier than anyone will admit and I hate him more than anyone in this site." Mizal.
"He's a half-fag degenerate who hates America." Endmaster
"People who quote themselves are retards." Steve24833
"Steve is degenerate filth and an embarrassment to the human race." Axiom
"Steve is undialectical trash and belongs in a gulag." Malkalack
"Steve has made me question every belief I have held up until now about the inherent goodness of people." Will11
"Steve, you have a puny brain and the attention span of a retarded child." JJJ-thebanisher
"You are disgusting." Sicarius, not liking my love of cock and vagina
"Here you are, throwing insults like a toddler with a dictionary." RoyalGhost_007
"You might be (the greatest writer of all motherfucking time)." Mayana
Take control of General Achilles, a human General trying to lead the human fleet to prosperity through politics and military means, while dealing with keeping humanity and it's allies together, dealing with a barbaric race of raiders and a powerful alien alliance. Will humanity crush it's enemies under it's boots? Will you form a peaceful coalition between all species? Or will you become humanity's downfall?
This is my first game, which I made with the help of Steve24833. I really hope you enjoy it. Please comment on any bugs, mistakes or other screw-ups I made.
Hey, the sequel's here, Achilles II: The Chykri. Enjoy it!
Play as Achilles, the leader of the new Coalition of humans, aliens and machines, to combat a new threat: The Chykri. Attempt to keep the Coalition together and fight not only to win, but to survive.
This is a sequel to our previous game, Achilles. We hope you enjoy it. Please rate and comment. Unless you don't like it, in which case just grumble to yourself about how this one isn't as good as the first. Thanks.
EDIT: Had to do some light work. Changed it so surrendering to Chykri grants alternative final chapter instead of sending back to start, checked grammar, changed a few more mistakes. Please message me or Steve if you find any bugs.
Take control of Jacob, a young settler in New England in the late 17th Century. A tale of romance, horror and strange supernatural creatures awaits you in the odd and interesting woods that surround your home.
Well, this is just a short little romance-horror thing I made in three days to distract me from other projects. I hope you enjoy!
Take control of Samuel, a young man thrust into a world of bloodthirsty creatures of the night, howling beasts cursed by the moon, horrifying demons and worse.
This is our entry for Bucky's 2016 Halloween Contest. Enjoy!
Take control of a teenager moving to Dawnwood, a boring town deep in the south in the middle of nowhere. Still, the town holds many deep and dark secrets, many of which you will uncover soon...
Take control of Karth, a child with incredible powers born into a simple tribe on a feral world, as your life is torn apart by the arrival of the forces of Chaos. Fall into line as an obedient-slave soldier and fulfil your role as a trained killer, rise up against beings of pure hate and malice to try gain your freedom, or simply try to survive in a galaxy of horrors.
Well, I tried to write a Fanfiction based on Warhammer 40'000. If you're not familar with the series, don't worry, you don't need to be to play this. I hope you enjoy!
Take control of a young, aggressive Orc named Mazkil, of the Tribe the Red Blades, in his attempt to make his way in the world. Become an honored Chieftain of your tribe or become a feared Soldier for the Kingdom of Man.
Please comment and rate, tell me if you find any bugs. Enjoy!
Take control of Mia, a student at Prometheus Academy, a school designed for creating super-soldiers, trained killers, unstoppable super-humans, skilled secret agents and above all, super-villains, and get revenge against the Crimson Cape, a super who's taken everything from you.
This is the winner of the 2016 School-based Contest, so yay! Thanks to all who voted. I hope you all enjoy it.
There is a prophecy that one day, the barrier between reality and that which lies beyond will weaken. That day the great Mol'Chu will come forth, for it has its infinite eyes set upon this realm. It will drive all creatures to the realms of insanity and torment. However, the prophecy also tells of a great hero who will rise up, and the fate of the world will lie in his hands.
You are not that hero. You are a Ratling, your blood as weak as can be, your lineage one of thieves and cowards. Still, with your path there's a chance for betterment. You might be able to lift yourself up and find yourself some power in this world. Power you will wield.
Thanks to WouldntItBeNice for beta-reading this, they were a great help. This is my longest storygame so far and I've decided to delve into some fantasy again. Anyhow, I hope you all enjoy!
Take control of four members of SWAT in Tijuana raid a large, ancient mansion inhabited by the Espada de Dios, a Satanist cult that's kidnapped several people. Switch between these members as they stumble upon a horrific scene of horror, gore and perhaps something much worse...
This is my second horror story, a short little game I made just to help with Writers' Block on my larger games. Thanks to MasonJarGuzzi for proofreading. Enjoy!
Take control of Dagden, a small Orc child taken from his family and taken prisoner in Reaper Castle under the control of the Grand Necromancer, before making friends with his daughter Blaise and choosing how to make your mark in the world.
This is my spin-off to Mazkil, except better, longer and with more things you like and less things you don't like, whatever they may be. Somehow, I've appealed to everyone! I'd like to thank the wonderful Mizal for beta-reading and helping me sort through this storygame and make it readable, she was a fantastic help. Please rate, comment and tell me if you find any bugs. Thanks, and enjoy!
Take control of James, a young boy who has suffered from horrific nightmares all his life that seem to be far more real than anyone else thinks, their effects seeping into the real world as your entire life becomes a nightmare. Try to stay sane throughout your miserable existence, while trying to end this curse and find some way to stop this hell.
Recent PostsSteve's Toxic Femininity on 7/20/2017 7:41:05 PM
Tip-fucking-top. I will await your masterpiece, then.
Steve's Toxic Femininity on 7/20/2017 7:36:47 PM
Well then, hurry the fuck up and get it done, and stop bitching on forums. Until then, you've accomplished jack shit and can shut the fuck up.
Steve's Toxic Femininity on 7/20/2017 7:31:08 PM
Throwing insults like "a toddler with a dictionary". Not exactly the best line. I enjoy it, though.
Oh yeah, I know you haven't chosen not to. You haven't because despite trying, you can't, as you're a failure.
I think the line "You have no idea what I have to offer" best emphasizes the general picture of you I built in the last post. It shows how you have grandiose ideas about what you could achieve, when you can't. Not much more I need to add here, then.
If new writers show up in the forum, I do actually try to help them if I'm able. Me being mean to you doesn't mean shit, because you won't contribute anything worthwhile to this site. If someone legitimately came to me with work and I thought I was in any way able to help them, I would. You're not. You just make stupid posts and whine, like a... fuck, what's the word? Oh, you gave it to me. Pussy. Cheers for that.
Steve's Toxic Femininity on 7/20/2017 7:26:48 PM
It's not unproductive, at least not when you're being extremely toxic to shit-heads who will never write anything. Plus, it satisfies me enough to get me to write more, so I guess it is productive.
Steve's Toxic Femininity on 7/20/2017 7:25:30 PM
Please, let his Edutainment and Fanfic featured games fuck off by themselves. That lad's got nothing on me, he's only ever won when you were the only judge, and your incredibly bias due to your fear/attraction/whatever-the-fuck is obvious.
Steve's Toxic Femininity on 7/20/2017 7:23:31 PM
Honestly, there's a good fifty percent of these threads given to me that are split off when I've fucked off elsewhere and I'm just annoyed when I find them and have to engage with people.
Steve's Toxic Femininity on 7/20/2017 7:22:40 PM
Eh, I disagree, I quite liked Prophecy, I think it's pretty good.
Steve's Toxic Femininity on 7/20/2017 1:44:36 PM
Your entire character reeks of someone who thinks that they matter or they're important, when clearly you don't. You've accomplished literally nothing on this site yet you stick around, continuing to be a dumbass that distracts people who are actually trying to write. You've written jack shit, you've made little-to-no interesting forum posts and it doesn't even seem you've rated many games. You have the demeanor of a small child who has reached a significant milestone like 13 and thus now thinks that they matter despite the fact they've contributed nothing to the world as a whole. You're indicative of the turning point of a generation as man finally begins to regress, as a bunch of snot-nosed cunts who think their weed smoking is enough of an activity to base a culture around seeing as they have none of their own, and overall you're just one big nothing who refuses to accept that.
Oh, and you waste my time as I explain that shit.
BZ's Summer Slam Contest! on 7/20/2017 1:20:32 PM
Oh, I just saw this. No, that's not back peddling. If I said "I'm going to go surfing tomorrow unless there's no wind", and there's no wind so I don't go surfing, I'm not back peddling.
Steve's Toxic Femininity on 7/20/2017 12:32:38 PM
Thank you. Although I'm biased, I quite like it myself compared to my other work.