Steve24833, The Apprentice Scrivener

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1/21/2017 6:42 PM

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Duel Stats

18 wins / 17 losses





Hi, I'm Steve. Feel free to check out my games listed down below. Probably best to avoid my recent posts seeing as they're almost certainly me yelling at and arguing with children on the internet. I also write a little series called Council of Nine about a fictionalized version of the site in a fantasy setting, and try to occasionally toss something to the overworked Will11 for the Weekly Review, the site's newspaper.

Anyhow, read my shit, or yell at me, or search through my points to see what I've done if you're weird and value that as a use of your time.



"STEVE is the cause of my anger." The Final Brennon

"Steve is a loudmouthed piece of dogshit but we should pity him, life must not be easy for an inbred ginger freak who has to lash out on an internet forum whenever the constant wanking while crying with repressed Catholic guilt because be can't decide whether he likes dicks or tits (because his sister has both) all just becomes too much. His writing is shittier than anyone will admit and I hate him more than anyone in this site." Mizal.

"He's a half-fag degenerate who hates America." Endmaster.

"I believe I've agreed many times that I'm an idiot." Slashy/ShadowHills

"RIP Steve and the Other Guy, 2015-2016." Ford

"Steve is a necessary evil." Will11

Trophies Earned

Earning 100 Points Earning 500 Points Earning 1,000 Points Won 2016 Contest for new School-based Storygames Having 3 Storygame(s) Featured Given by EndMaster on 02/09/2016 - For continual output of quality stories. Given by Will11 on 01/15/2017 - For your countless fantastic stories


Featured Story Achilles
Take control of General Achilles, a human General trying to lead the human fleet to prosperity through politics and military means, while dealing with keeping humanity and it's allies together, dealing with a barbaric race of raiders and a powerful alien alliance. Will humanity crush it's enemies under it's boots? Will you form a peaceful coalition between all species? Or will you become humanity's downfall? This is my first game, which I made with the help of Steve24833. I really hope you enjoy it. Please comment on any bugs, mistakes or other screw-ups I made. Hey, the sequel's here, Achilles II: The Chykri. Enjoy it!
Achilles II: The Chykri
Play as Achilles, the leader of the new Coalition of humans, aliens and machines, to combat a new threat: The Chykri. Attempt to keep the Coalition together and fight not only to win, but to survive. This is a sequel to our previous game, Achilles. We hope you enjoy it. Please rate and comment. Unless you don't like it, in which case just grumble to yourself about how this one isn't as good as the first. Thanks. EDIT: Had to do some light work. Changed it so surrendering to Chykri grants alternative final chapter instead of sending back to start, checked grammar, changed a few more mistakes. Please message me or Steve if you find any bugs.
Among the Trees
Take control of Jacob, a young settler in New England in the late 17th Century. A tale of romance, horror and strange supernatural creatures awaits you in the odd and interesting woods that surround your home. Well, this is just a short little romance-horror thing I made in three days to distract me from other projects. I hope you enjoy!
Take control of Samuel, a young man thrust into a world of bloodthirsty creatures of the night, howling beasts cursed by the moon, horrifying demons and worse. This is our entry for Bucky's 2016 Halloween Contest. Enjoy!
Take control of a teenager moving to Dawnwood, a boring town deep in the south in the middle of nowhere. Still, the town holds many deep and dark secrets, many of which you will uncover soon...
Featured Story Fear the Psyker
Take control of Karth, a child with incredible powers born into a simple tribe on a feral world, as your life is torn apart by the arrival of the forces of Chaos. Fall into line as an obedient-slave soldier and fulfil your role as a trained killer, rise up against beings of pure hate and malice to try gain your freedom, or simply try to survive in a galaxy of horrors. Well, I tried to write a Fanfiction based on Warhammer 40'000. If you're not familar with the series, don't worry, you don't need to be to play this. I hope you enjoy!
Take control of a young, aggressive Orc named Mazkil, of the Tribe the Red Blades, in his attempt to make his way in the world. Become an honored Chieftain of your tribe or become a feared Soldier for the Kingdom of Man. Please comment and rate, tell me if you find any bugs. Enjoy!
Featured Story Prometheus Academy
Take control of Mia, a student at Prometheus Academy, a school designed for creating super-soldiers, trained killers, unstoppable super-humans, skilled secret agents and above all, super-villains, and get revenge against the Crimson Cape, a super who's taken everything from you. This is the winner of the 2016 School-based Contest, so yay! Thanks to all who voted. I hope you all enjoy it.
The Only Lights in the Darkness are Flames
Take control of four members of SWAT in Tijuana raid a large, ancient mansion inhabited by the Espada de Dios, a Satanist cult that's kidnapped several people. Switch between these members as they stumble upon a horrific scene of horror, gore and perhaps something much worse... This is my second horror story, a short little game I made just to help with Writers' Block on my larger games. Thanks to MasonJarGuzzi for proofreading. Enjoy!
Featured Story The Path of Death
Take control of Dagden, a small Orc child taken from his family and taken prisoner in Reaper Castle under the control of the Grand Necromancer, before making friends with his daughter Blaise and choosing how to make your mark in the world. This is my spin-off to Mazkil, except better, longer and with more things you like and less things you don't like, whatever they may be. Somehow, I've appealed to everyone! I'd like to thank the wonderful Mizal for beta-reading and helping me sort through this storygame and make it readable, she was a fantastic help. Please rate, comment and tell me if you find any bugs. Thanks, and enjoy!

Recent Posts

Being Inactive on 1/21/2017 4:26:15 AM
I'd say having to put effort into coming on here, onto a hobby site, seems like something you shouldn't really be doing. Come on whenever you'd like to and are able, but that's it. Anyhow, seeing as your status in my head has placed you above the shitty users and slightly above the twats like Tim and Zag, you're doing fine. Oh yes, and thankduly, I do have things I like to do to spare me from what would otherwise be a very depressing life. I like writing on here.
Inauguration Day on 1/20/2017 4:33:37 PM
As a less powerful but generally far superior country that didn't do something ridiculously stupid in 2016? I'll swing with it.
Inauguration Day on 1/20/2017 4:26:58 PM
I know Moriarty's an immigrant, but I don't think Cait was. Also, fuck you, you Canadian shit, surely as someone in Little America you'd understand how insulting it is to be thrown in with the shit stack next door. The Republic's not the UK.
Inauguration Day on 1/20/2017 3:47:28 PM
Alright alright, saucy out, let's get the nukes dropping so I can get in a Vault and have some fun.
Inauguration Day on 1/20/2017 12:56:29 PM
No criticizing or judging? Ugh, how drole. Then main reason I made this thread was for a good bit of political debate. I'm further left than pretty much everyone your country had to offer and I hate the vast majority of Trumps policies and cabinet picks, as well as just him as a person and businessman so in one way I really, really despise everything about him, but on the other hand I also hate America, so this makes that easy and there's a state of ridiculousness. Anyhow, I'm happy to respect your right to support whoever, up until I find a way to get a secure autocracy going in which cause your ass is going in a reeducation camp.
Inauguration Day on 1/20/2017 12:14:41 PM
Well, Trump's up there as I type, making grand promises to throngs of people while Obama looks like someone just shit on his lap. It's finally official, America voted a corrupt businessman and reality star to the highest position they got with the Christian stereotype as a back-up. While it's certainly a delightful parody of the country, I feel like I should burn my passport or something. Or hey, maybe burn a flag while it's legal.Crowd seems pretty pumped for him at least, I kind of what them to start chanting "Heil Trump, America uber alles!" Anyhow, how are you bastards enjoying inauguration day? Oh yeah, and death to America and all that.
B-Day on 1/20/2017 12:08:00 PM
Less than an hour after hitting eighteen I was puking in a bathroom stall from drink. Good birthday.
Genderless Robots on 1/19/2017 3:27:55 PM
CoG is far from political corporatism. That tries to never offend any potential clients and to avoid voicing cocerns. CoG makes bringing up these divisive issues a primary goal and happily goes ahead and offends and insults those who don't go with their views on things.
Naming A Villian on 1/19/2017 1:15:54 PM
Well now it's weird, because it's a very Irish first name with a very German second name.
Naming A Villian on 1/19/2017 12:36:21 PM
Fianna Fail is one of Ireland's main political parties.