Steve24833, The Journeyman Scrivener

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3/17/2018 4:04 PM

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22 wins / 19 losses


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Hi, I'm Steve, pleasure to meet you. I'm an admittedly brash, narcissistic Irish college student who has wandered onto the internet to have some craic and write something. Feel free to check out my games listed down below, I hope you enjoy them.

Anyhow, read my work, or yell at me, or search through my points to see what I've done if you're weird and value that as a use of your time.



"STEVE is the cause of my anger." The Final Brennon

"Steve is a loudmouthed piece of dogshit but we should pity him, life must not be easy for an inbred ginger freak who has to lash out on an internet forum whenever the constant wanking while crying with repressed Catholic guilt because be can't decide whether he likes dicks or tits (because his sister has both) all just becomes too much. His writing is shittier than anyone will admit and I hate him more than anyone in this site." Mizal.

"He's a half-fag degenerate who hates America." Endmaster

"People who quote themselves are retards." Steve24833

"Steve is degenerate filth and an embarrassment to the human race." Axiom

"Steve is undialectical trash and belongs in a gulag." Malkalack

"Steve has made me question every belief I have held up until now about the inherent goodness of people." Will11

"Steve, you have a puny brain and the attention span of a retarded child." JJJ-thebanisher

"You are disgusting." Darksol, not liking my love of cock and vagina

"Here you are, throwing insults like a toddler with a dictionary." RoyalGhost_007

"You might be (the greatest writer of all motherfucking time)." Mayana

Trophies Earned

Earning 100 Points Earning 500 Points Earning 1,000 Points Earning 2,000 Points Won 2016 Contest for new School-based Storygames Having 5 Storygame(s) Featured Rated 68.8% of all Stories Given by EndMaster on 02/09/2016 - For continual output of quality stories. Given by JJJ-thebanisher on 03/05/2017 - Because you work hard and contribute a lot and deserve nice things Given by Will11 on 01/15/2017 - For your countless fantastic stories


Featured Story Achilles

Take control of General Achilles, a human General trying to lead the human fleet to prosperity through politics and military means, while dealing with keeping humanity and it's allies together, dealing with a barbaric race of raiders and a powerful alien alliance. Will humanity crush it's enemies under it's boots? Will you form a peaceful coalition between all species? Or will you become humanity's downfall?

This is my first game, which I made with the help of Steve24833. I really hope you enjoy it. Please comment on any bugs, mistakes or other screw-ups I made. 

Hey, the sequel's here, Achilles II: The Chykri. Enjoy it!

Achilles II: The Chykri

Play as Achilles, the leader of the new Coalition of humans, aliens and machines, to combat a new threat: The Chykri. Attempt to keep the Coalition together and fight not only to win, but to survive.

This is a sequel to our previous game, Achilles. We hope you enjoy it. Please rate and comment. Unless you don't like it, in which case just grumble to yourself about how this one isn't as good as the first. Thanks.

EDIT: Had to do some light work. Changed it so surrendering to Chykri grants alternative final chapter instead of sending back to start, checked grammar, changed a few more mistakes. Please message me or Steve if you find any bugs.

Among the Trees

Take control of Jacob, a young settler in New England in the late 17th Century. A tale of romance, horror and strange supernatural creatures awaits you in the odd and interesting woods that surround your home.

Well, this is just a short little romance-horror thing I made in three days to distract me from other projects. I hope you enjoy!

Featured Story Blooded

Take control of Samuel, a young man thrust into a world of bloodthirsty creatures of the night, howling beasts cursed by the moon, horrifying demons and worse.

This is our entry for Bucky's 2016 Halloween Contest. Enjoy!


Take control of a teenager moving to Dawnwood, a boring town deep in the south in the middle of nowhere. Still, the town holds many deep and dark secrets, many of which you will uncover soon...

Featured Story Fear the Psyker

Take control of Karth, a child with incredible powers born into a simple tribe on a feral world, as your life is torn apart by the arrival of the forces of Chaos. Fall into line as an obedient-slave soldier and fulfil your role as a trained killer, rise up against beings of pure hate and malice to try gain your freedom, or simply try to survive in a galaxy of horrors.

Well, I tried to write a Fanfiction based on Warhammer 40'000. If you're not familar with the series, don't worry, you don't need to be to play this. I hope you enjoy!


Take control of a young, aggressive Orc named Mazkil, of the Tribe the Red Blades, in his attempt to make his way in the world. Become an honored Chieftain of your tribe or become a feared Soldier for the Kingdom of Man.

Please comment and rate, tell me if you find any bugs. Enjoy!

Featured Story Prometheus Academy

Take control of Mia, a student at Prometheus Academy, a school designed for creating super-soldiers, trained killers, unstoppable super-humans, skilled secret agents and above all, super-villains, and get revenge against the Crimson Cape, a super who's taken everything from you. 

This is the winner of the 2016 School-based Contest, so yay! Thanks to all who voted. I hope you all enjoy it.


There is a prophecy that one day, the barrier between reality and that which lies beyond will weaken. That day the great Mol'Chu will come forth, for it has its infinite eyes set upon this realm. It will drive all creatures to the realms of insanity and torment. However, the prophecy also tells of a great hero who will rise up, and the fate of the world will lie in his hands.

You are not that hero. You are a Ratling, your blood as weak as can be, your lineage one of thieves and cowards. Still, with your path there's a chance for betterment. You might be able to lift yourself up and find yourself some power in this world. Power you will wield. 

Thanks to WouldntItBeNice for beta-reading this, they were a great help. This is my longest storygame so far and I've decided to delve into some fantasy again. Anyhow, I hope you all enjoy!

Featured Story Saoirse

It is 1914. With fears of a war with Germany finally coming to pass, the British Empire has been plunged into war. While the Great War rages on, there is a resurgence of the Irish Independence movement, as the Irish people rise up to take advantage of the times to claim their freedom. You'll be taking the role Michael McCarthy, a young man in such a troubled and turmoil-filled time. Take part in the 1916 Rising, the War of Independence and the Treaty War as brother is pitted against brother, friend against friend and father against son, as a country at war with itself is torn apart.

Well, seeing as it's been 102 years since the 1916 Easter Rising, I'd say an Edutainment game is appropriate to tell the story of the Irish struggle for independence. For the purposes of narrative and to allow choice, your character is a fictional one and at certain points will replace roles done by other men in real life to facilitate the narrative and to allow for choice and interaction, so that you'll be able to see and play a role in key events throughout the period. Enjoy!

The Nightmare Realm

Take control of James, a young boy who has suffered from horrific nightmares all his life that seem to be far more real than anyone else thinks, their effects seeping into the real world as your entire life becomes a nightmare. Try to stay sane throughout your miserable existence, while trying to end this curse and find some way to stop this hell.

Well, it's Halloween, and I haven't written anything in a while, so before your old Irish feen goes out and about on sesh, I thought I'd publish this. Enjoy!

The Only Lights in the Darkness are Flames

Take control of four members of SWAT in Tijuana raid a large, ancient mansion inhabited by the Espada de Dios, a Satanist cult that's kidnapped several people. Switch between these members as they stumble upon a horrific scene of horror, gore and perhaps something much worse...

This is my second horror story, a short little game I made just to help with Writers' Block on my larger games. Thanks to MasonJarGuzzi for proofreading. Enjoy!

Featured Story The Path of Death

Take control of Dagden, a small Orc child taken from his family and taken prisoner in Reaper Castle under the control of the Grand Necromancer, before making friends with his daughter Blaise and choosing how to make your mark in the world.

This is my spin-off to Mazkil, except better, longer and with more things you like and less things you don't like, whatever they may be. Somehow, I've appealed to everyone! I'd like to thank the wonderful Mizal for beta-reading and helping me sort through this storygame and make it readable, she was a fantastic help. Please rate, comment and tell me if you find any bugs. Thanks, and enjoy!


Take control of Karth, a young, powerful Psyker who has managed to lead a slave army to take over a massive battleship, and now has the whole galaxy at the tip of his fingers. Embrace the gifts of the Dark Gods and all the power and corruption it brings, sell your services to the highest bidder, take to the stars as a feared raider and pirate or try to find a peaceful existence among the dark and cruel stars. As the anarchic and terrifying Kaam the Prophet, loyal servant of Malice, rises up in the galaxy with a bloodlust for psykers and servants of the Warp, attempt to take down the champion of a destructive God that seeks to tear the galaxy apart.

This is a sequel to Fear the Psyker. It's my longest story yet and it has a lot of variables, so if, or more accurately, when you encounter any bugs, please do send them on, and I'll try my best to fix them. Also, the Score variable doesn't have anything to do with success, it's just a few variables to tell me what various choices commentators made and what endings they got.

Thanks to Seto and DiniTheWizard for beta-reading this! Anyhow, enjoy!

Recent Posts

Trump's Tariffs on 3/17/2018 3:21:27 PM

Yeah, I'd admit China obviously has a shit ton of tarriffs on foreign goods, they're an isolationist shit stack. But that's not tariffs on American goods, they're tariffs on foreign goods. Trump's not pulling a reactionary tariff on China here, he's pulling a tariff on all foreign goods, so the idea that it's America doing the same to China as China's doing to them is ridiculous. 

You don't really have anything on the EU, though, you just seem to have given me a directionary that I could use to search product codes, such as, and this is one of them: "Raw hides and skins (other than furskins) and leather: Raw hides and skins of bovine (including buffalo) or equine animals (fresh, or salted, dried, limed, pickled or otherwise preserved, but not tanned, parchment-dressed or further prepared), whether or not dehaired or split: Whole hides and skins, unsplit, of a weight per skin not exceeding 8 kg when simply dried, 10 kg when dry-salted, or 16 kg when fresh, wet-salted or otherwise preserved: fresh."

So, not really examples, more a massive opportunity to waste time. Anyhow, never mind, you're unhelpful and useless. In regards to the overall point, the EU doesn't impose massive tariffs on America and not expect it to react. That doesn't happen. The tariffs are a new move by Trump in regard to his protectionist policies, not a reactionary one. So it's in no way helpful to the US' ability to negotiate over deals. 

In regards to this strengthening the economy as a whole, I highly doubt it will. A Trade War will actually mean that they'll actually be a huge decrease in demand for American goods as a whole as as countries raise tariffs, demand is decreased a lot faster than the American demand for the foreign goods tariffs are placed on would rise, as America's losing out on the international community as a marketplace. The businesses being damaged are the more successful businesses than should be staying open, while the ones being helped are the worse businesses that should be going out.

Economist David Ricardo worked on this, with the law of comparative advantage. Basically, it means that with free trade, due to economies of scale arising countries should move towards the production of the goods they have an advantage in as long as free trade exists, because that's how the international community as a whole benefits as well as the individual countries. The reason the aluminuim and steel production are low in America is because America's rapidly moving towards a tertiary economy, because of rising education rates and the fact that it's far better to be a tertiary economy than a primary one. The idea that America should attempt to protect these industries is laughable, because it doesn't benefit the country, or indeed the world as a whole. Instead, America should clearly be looking at expanding the areas where its economy excels rather than protecting dying industries that were only created when foreign trade wasn't able to fill in these niches.

St. Patrick’s Day on 3/17/2018 3:02:32 PM

Didn't plan to. On the plus side, Ireland won the Grand Slam, which means we beat every other team in the big internationl rugby championship, so it's a grand day. If you didn't know, Rugby's like American Football, except it's not made up of soft cunts and we don't name teams after people we exterminated

St. Patrick’s Day on 3/17/2018 2:59:31 PM

Cu Chulainn's a lot less impressive when you realize his real name's Sétanta, and when he was playing hurley and killed someone's dog, he took on that dog's job of protecting the old man and the new name, which is the equivalent of "John's Dog".

RIP Stephen Hawking on 3/14/2018 8:49:38 PM

Yeah, heard this earlier. Real shame.

Trump's Tariffs on 3/14/2018 7:23:08 PM

OK, shoot, what's your examples of these numerous more tariffs on American goods? Or evidence for them, such as statistics or something, that'd be helpful.

Romance Contest Winner on 3/14/2018 1:50:31 PM

Well, consider yourself noticed, amigo.

Romance Contest Winner on 3/13/2018 7:22:01 PM

Wibbons was terrible, and you should feel ashamed for supporting it.

Co Author N Stuff on 3/13/2018 7:13:03 PM

Ah, that makes more sense.

OK, you have confidence in Digit's abilities. I'll hold you to that.

Co Author N Stuff on 3/13/2018 7:07:43 PM

Oh, I was never going to actually agree with co-authoring, but do you seriously not think if you're going to say "Hey, do you want to make a game with me? I have ideas" you should, you know, lay out those ideas in the opening post? This is a criticism of making this thread like a retarded newb, I'm not actually desperately searching for information to make a decision about whether to write with Digit of all people.

Also, Blooded's a horror, and I'm assuming "Fallout with castles" would not be a horror, so I'm not exactly sure how I'm "being"... well, you never got to the insult. A cunt? I'll presume you meant a cunt.

Co Author N Stuff on 3/13/2018 6:47:49 PM

List out your ideas, you spastic, come with something rather than "I can't write a story, so do it for me".