This year I plan to just do what I enjoy and point more peeps from off-site to the magnificence that is the work of EndMaster.

You should stop reading my profile and go on to do better things like read Necromancer or Death Song.
Or you can send me a message. Bitch at me for hurting your feefees, tell me how great I am, rant about that meanie Mizal. Whatever you want. I'll probably respond.

P.S. Please don't ask me to read stories that are soon to be unpublished.

There was a young man named Hill

Who thought live women quite shrill.

To the cemetery

He fled with heart merry,

 And went on to consume his fill.  

The sweet ambrosia did flow,

And with this dear Hill did show

That he was not sexist,

Nor very selective

In his choice of undead beau.  

Quotes, because I can:
"Well so far Cricket is my favorite new CYSer. She answers my questions, she pisses off other people, insists on being argumentative and most importantly she praises me." --EndMaster

"I'd be more disgusted by Cricket's ignorance, except she's only punishing herself and so the proper emotion is pity" --Mizal

"Admittedly I'm only aware of three things that Cricky likes. They're what EndMaster has written, how Cricky looks, and handwashing." -- DerPrussen

"Cricket why do you know so much about echhi?" --Digit

"Cricket's a platinum ace. Any interest she shows in sex of any kind is strictly for ironic purposes, so its okay" --EndMaster

"your meat is huge" --unseater

"If Cricket had a penis, it'd be bigger than mine Boom put that on your profile" -- Chris

"Sometimes I think Cricket's dick must be even bigger than my own!" -- Mizal

"Cricket, truly a daughter to be proud of." --EndMaster