Cricket, The Contributor

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2/23/2019 4:04 AM

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This year I plan to review at least a hundred story-games, assert my superiority over the lesser squire, and point more peeps from off-site to the magnificence that is the work of EndMaster.

Ask me about the storygame I am working on.  It motivates me to work on it.












Quotes, because I can: "Well so far Cricket is my favorite new CYSer. She answers my questions, she pisses off other people, insists on being argumentative and most importantly she praises me." --EndMaster

"I'd be more disgusted by Cricket's ignorance, except she's only punishing herself and so the proper emotion is pity" --Mizal

"Cricket why do you know so much about echhi?" --Digit

"Cricket's a platinum ace. Any interest she shows in sex of any kind is strictly for ironic purposes, so its okay" --EndMaster

"Cricket is a tsundere asexual lesbian who likes cougers." --WIBN

"I therefore infer that cricket is satan." --Someone Wise Beyond His Years

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Play as Sir Osis.  There is also a pony.

Recent Posts

The Weekly Review - Edition 37 on 2/22/2019 8:53:52 PM

I'm sure you wore it far better than the mother of the bride did.

50 words story thread. on 2/22/2019 5:49:46 PM

This should be commended.

50 words story thread. on 2/22/2019 5:09:38 PM

Need to sleep. 

It's so hot. 

We should have stayed at base camp a while longer.

 Ugh, I need to take this jacket off. 

That's no better than before.

 So tired. 

Can't even move. 

 I should just lie down. 

Yes, that's it.

 I’ll keep going after the storm has passed. 





Is this idea too...faggy? (Yes) on 2/21/2019 4:21:01 PM

As long as you let the scalies have some fun too, I'm sure you'll be fine.  :D

100 word story on 2/19/2019 8:56:40 PM

You did not.  We definitely had one, but it didn't do as well as the 50-word thread.

Um.... idk on 2/19/2019 8:17:49 PM

I'd recommend you read many storygames from a wide variety of the featured authors before anything.  It can show you a lot about different branching styles and what is possible.  

Hello. on 2/19/2019 4:26:14 PM

Hello, Mono.  Have you read many storygames yet then?


21 word story time on 2/19/2019 3:17:48 PM

There was a cricket of Veracruz

Who came to this thread to be amused.

When you called Mizal rude, and when her words were not crude

You left gryllus very confused.

21 word story time on 2/19/2019 2:27:32 PM

I am happy because I am not some four-eyed normie fag.  For I have discovered SOFT CONTACTS, the secret to happiness.

21 word story time on 2/19/2019 1:16:29 PM

Observe a prime example of the directionality problem.