Cricket, The Apprentice Scrivener

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This year I plan to review at least a hundred and nine story-games and point more peeps from off-site to the magnificence that is the work of EndMaster.

You should stop reading my profile and go on to do better things like read Necromancer or Death Song.

2019 review count as of December 9: 77 




P.S. Please don't ask me to read stories that are soon to be unpublished.

There was a young man named Hill

Who thought live women quite shrill.

To the cemetery

He fled with heart merry,

 And went on to consume his fill.  


The sweet ambrosia did flow,

And with this dear Hill did show

That he was not sexist,

Nor very selective

In his choice of undead beau.  

Quotes, because I can:
"Well so far Cricket is my favorite new CYSer. She answers my questions, she pisses off other people, insists on being argumentative and most importantly she praises me."

"I'd be more disgusted by Cricket's ignorance, except she's only punishing herself and so the proper emotion is pity" --Mizal

Admittedly I'm only aware of three things that Cricky likes. They're what EndMaster has written, how Cricky looks, and handwashing. -- DerPrussen

"Cricket why do you know so much about echhi?" --Digit

"Cricket's a platinum ace. Any interest she shows in sex of any kind is strictly for ironic purposes, so its okay" --EndMaster

"your meat is huge --unseater

"You're literally worse than a terrorist." -- Mizal

"I therefore infer that cricket is satan." --Someone Wise Beyond His Years

"Cricket, truly a daughter to be proud of." --EndMaster

Trophies Earned

Earning 100 Points Earning 500 Points Earning 1,000 Points Given by EndMaster on 04/03/2019 - To my only daughter, for going above and beyond with various tasks I assign. You have my thanks.


Write or be SHAMED!!! *Any resemblance to real life persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidential.

Sir Osis

It's about a time in the life of a knight named Sir Osis. There's a pony too

Winner of Sir Corgi's Lords of the Land contest.  Originally published April 14, 2019, but briefly unpublished for edits to the font and description.

This story is "Cave of Time" style. So just make use of that back button if you would like to see another path.  Please let me know what you thought of the story after you read it.  I appreciate comments.

"Sir Osis" is dedicated to my grandfather whom I never met.  Your granddaughter has an irreverent sense of humor.  

Special thanks to Ghost11 for the motivation, suggestion, and inspiration for one of the endings.  



The story of a noob who entered a writing contest.


Recent Posts

Post-Apocalyptic Thread on 12/14/2019 9:18:34 PM
I know, right?

Post-Apocalyptic Thread on 12/14/2019 8:28:34 PM
I feel proud for being part of a site that destroyed a friendship with this much efficiency.

Post-Apocalyptic Thread on 12/14/2019 7:46:43 PM
Lol fag

Post-Apocalyptic Thread on 12/14/2019 9:33:13 AM
Here I was thinking he might be trying to be helpful, but turns out he's just spreading ignorance and misinformation, which is far worse than doing nothing.
Featured sci-fi. Ground Zero. Read it.

EndMaster's short stories on 12/13/2019 8:06:49 PM
I remember this one.

OFFICIAL official CYS Discord on 12/13/2019 8:04:00 AM
Fucking hell. It's actually real.

Gower's Office Hours on 12/12/2019 10:01:56 PM
I'm fortunate to be surrounded by the intellectually superior, yes

Gower's Office Hours on 12/12/2019 7:58:44 PM
Smh, Bucky. That went so far over your head that it hit the moon.

Introduction on 12/12/2019 7:52:54 PM
Oh, I already said hi to you.
Reading Mizal's post amused me.

Noob Census - Earn pointless points! on 12/12/2019 9:05:01 AM
Most people call her mommy.