Cricket, The Apprentice Scrivener

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This year I plan to just do what I enjoy and point more peeps from off-site to the magnificence that is the work of EndMaster.

You should stop reading my profile and go on to do better things like read Necromancer or Death Song.
Or you can send me a message. Bitch at me for hurting your feefees, tell me how great I am, rant about that meanie Mizal. Whatever you want. I'll probably respond.




P.S. Please don't ask me to read stories that are soon to be unpublished.

There was a young man named Hill

Who thought live women quite shrill.

To the cemetery

He fled with heart merry,

 And went on to consume his fill.  


The sweet ambrosia did flow,

And with this dear Hill did show

That he was not sexist,

Nor very selective

In his choice of undead beau.  

Quotes, because I can:
"Well so far Cricket is my favorite new CYSer. She answers my questions, she pisses off other people, insists on being argumentative and most importantly she praises me."

"I'd be more disgusted by Cricket's ignorance, except she's only punishing herself and so the proper emotion is pity" --Mizal

"Admittedly I'm only aware of three things that Cricky likes. They're what EndMaster has written, how Cricky looks, and handwashing." -- DerPrussen

"Cricket why do you know so much about echhi?" --Digit

"Cricket's a platinum ace. Any interest she shows in sex of any kind is strictly for ironic purposes, so its okay" --EndMaster

"your meat is huge" --unseater

"If Cricket had a penis, it'd be bigger than mine Boom put that on your profile" -- Chris

"Sometimes I think Cricket's dick must be even bigger than my own!" -- Mizal

"Cricket, truly a daughter to be proud of." --EndMaster

Trophies Earned

Earning 100 Points Earning 500 Points Earning 1,000 Points Given by EndMaster on 04/03/2019 - To my only daughter, for going above and beyond with various tasks I assign. You have my thanks.


Write or be SHAMED!!! *Any resemblance to real life persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidential.

Sir Osis

It's about a time in the life of a knight named Sir Osis. There's a pony too

Winner of Sir Corgi's Lords of the Land contest.  Originally published April 14, 2019, but briefly unpublished for edits to the font and description.

This story is "Cave of Time" style. So just make use of that back button if you would like to see another path.  Please let me know what you thought of the story after you read it.  I appreciate comments.

"Sir Osis" is dedicated to my grandfather whom I never met.  Your granddaughter has an irreverent sense of humor.  

Special thanks to Ghost11 for the motivation, suggestion, and inspiration for one of the endings.  



The story of a noob who entered a writing contest.


Recent Posts

Artist for Hire on 1/24/2020 1:18:11 AM
Ok, he is actually adorable. I'll give you that.

Artist for Hire on 1/24/2020 12:55:10 AM
Translation: I use my finger to draw pictures on my phone screen, and they kind of suck, but I changed my profile picture to a cute dog, so pay me.

CYS Book Club: Book Ten on 1/23/2020 3:20:44 PM
Dark, if I may, allow me to recommend that you choose Necromancer. It's a good story. I want to read it.

IWT 13: The Resurrection on 1/21/2020 8:17:53 PM
Why did you unpublish it?

How did you spend MLK day? on 1/20/2020 9:03:37 PM
I celebrated MILK day by drinking chocolate milk in addition to my usual. I also watched a movie with my kid brother, got to say hi to the reanimated corpse of Briar, engaged in some arson, enjoyed the view of a burning cross in someone's yard, and managed to resist all the temptations to curse my finance professor for giving literally no course material except a question and answer worksheet.

Hi! Quick question... on 1/20/2020 7:47:31 PM
Third grade was pretty hardcore, yes.

Hi! Quick question... on 1/20/2020 6:14:00 PM
Comma splice and run-on.

Hi! Quick question... on 1/20/2020 6:12:39 PM
Well, you started a new topic in the middle of a month old thread. That got MY attention.

Hi! Looking for a recommendation on 1/20/2020 6:11:41 PM
Anything by EndMaster.

AI lifts a bunch of stories from this site on 1/20/2020 5:23:22 PM
[[[Thanks, Madglee. Very cool.]]] <--- LINK TO A THREAD ON A RELATED TOPIC

(Hope this helps! --M)