Cricket, The Apprentice Scrivener
This year I plan to review at least a hundred and nine story-games and point more peeps from off-site to the magnificence that is the work of EndMaster.
2019 review count as of December 9: 77
P.S. Please don't ask me to read stories that are soon to be unpublished.
There was a young man named Hill
Who thought live women quite shrill.
To the cemetery
He fled with heart merry,
And went on to consume his fill.
The sweet ambrosia did flow,
And with this dear Hill did show
That he was not sexist,
Nor very selective
In his choice of undead beau.
Quotes, because I can:
"Well so far Cricket is my favorite new CYSer. She answers my questions, she pisses off other people, insists on being argumentative and most importantly she praises me." --EndMaster
"I'd be more disgusted by Cricket's ignorance, except she's only punishing herself and so the proper emotion is pity" --Mizal
Admittedly I'm only aware of three things that Cricky likes. They're what EndMaster has written, how Cricky looks, and handwashing. -- DerPrussen
"Cricket why do you know so much about echhi?" --Digit
"Cricket's a platinum ace. Any interest she shows in sex of any kind is strictly for ironic purposes, so its okay" --EndMaster
"your meat is huge --unseater
"You're literally worse than a terrorist." -- Mizal
"I therefore infer that cricket is satan." --Someone Wise Beyond His Years
"Cricket, truly a daughter to be proud of." --EndMaster
It's about a time in the life of a knight named Sir Osis. There's a pony too
Winner of Sir Corgi's Lords of the Land contest. Originally published April 14, 2019, but briefly unpublished for edits to the font and description.
This story is "Cave of Time" style. So just make use of that back button if you would like to see another path. Please let me know what you thought of the story after you read it. I appreciate comments.
"Sir Osis" is dedicated to my grandfather whom I never met. Your granddaughter has an irreverent sense of humor.
Special thanks to Ghost11 for the motivation, suggestion, and inspiration for one of the endings.
The story of a noob who entered a writing contest.
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