Cricket, The Dramatist
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This year I plan to review at least a hundred story-games and point more peeps from off-site to the magnificence that is the work of EndMaster.
You should stop reading my profile and go on to do better things like read Necromancer or Death Song.
2019 review count as of June 7: 45
There was a young man named Hill
Who thought live women quite shrill.
To the cemetery
He fled with heart merry,
And went on to consume his fill.
The sweet ambrosia did flow,
And with this dear Hill did show
That he was not sexist,
Nor very selective
In his choice of undead beau.
Quotes, because I can: "Well so far Cricket is my favorite new CYSer. She answers my questions, she pisses off other people, insists on being argumentative and most importantly she praises me." --EndMaster
"I'd be more disgusted by Cricket's ignorance, except she's only punishing herself and so the proper emotion is pity" --Mizal
"Cricket why do you know so much about echhi?" --Digit
"Cricket's a platinum ace. Any interest she shows in sex of any kind is strictly for ironic purposes, so its okay" --EndMaster
"Cricket is a tsundere asexual lesbian who likes cougers." --WIBN
"I therefore infer that cricket is satan." --Someone Wise Beyond His Years
"Cricket, truly a daughter to be proud of." --EndMaster
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It's about a time in the life of a knight named Sir Osis. There's a pony too
Winner of Sir Corgi's Lords of the Land contest. Originally published April 14, 2019, but briefly unpublished for edits to the font and description.
This story is "Cave of Time" style. So just make use of that back button if you would like to see another path. Please let me know what you thought of the story after you read it. I appreciate comments.
"Sir Osis" is dedicated to my grandfather whom I never met. Your granddaughter has an irreverent sense of humor.
Special thanks to Ghost11 for the motivation, suggestion, and inspiration for one of the endings.
The story of a noob who entered a writing contest.
Recent Posts
CYS: Vault Stories! on 6/16/2019 6:14:31 PMHello! (...again, I suppose) on 6/16/2019 4:15:37 PM
CYS: Vault Stories! on 6/16/2019 10:26:51 AM
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Mizal couldn't sleep.
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She hadn't let Cricket in, yet she was still tormented without rest every night.
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Was it a guilty conscience? Perhaps she missed the late night activity she had known Cricket for? Mizal was unsure. All she knew was THAT FUCKING INSECT REFUSED TO SHUT UP EVEN AFTER DEATH AND IF THIS WAS SOME NECROMANCER'S IDEA OF A JOKE THERE WOULD BE HELL TO PAY
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Inside the wall sat a cricket, overjoyed that she had managed to get to safety without protest from Mizal.
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The Adventures of Hunter Kajc on 6/16/2019 10:15:53 AM
Happy Fathers' Day on 6/16/2019 10:08:58 AM
I hope End has a good day today and doesn't even have to use his AK.
There are a lot more fathers on here that I know of than mothers, and I hope that you guys all have a good day too that is free from the usual yearly lectures on how you can be a better dad.
June Review Contest - WEEK THREE on 6/15/2019 2:14:40 PM
Week Three is going to be awesome.
The Ocean's Daughter
Length 5/8 -- 3 points
Wennipeg's List of Regrets
Length 5/8 -- 3 points
The Bard's Tale
Length 5/8 -- 3 points
Love SICK
Length 5/8 -- 3 points
The Adventures of Jach Kunter on 6/14/2019 11:16:35 PM
Why Are You Gay? (Pride Month) on 6/14/2019 5:40:30 PM
MUDs, motherfuckers, do you play them?! on 6/14/2019 4:46:51 PM
June Review Contest on 6/13/2019 11:14:18 PM
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I died.
Too short needed more words