Cricket, The Apprentice Scrivener

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2/14/2018

Last Activity

8/23/2019 1:08 AM

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This year I plan to review at least a hundred and nine story-games and point more peeps from off-site to the magnificence that is the work of EndMaster.

You should stop reading my profile and go on to do better things like read Necromancer or Death Song.

2019 review count as of August 15: 65

There was a young man named Hill

Who thought live women quite shrill.

To the cemetery

He fled with heart merry,

And went on to consume his fill.

The sweet ambrosia did flow,

And with this dear Hill did show

That he was not sexist,

Nor very selective

In his choice of undead beau.

Quotes, because I can:
"Well so far Cricket is my favorite new CYSer. She answers my questions, she pisses off other people, insists on being argumentative and most importantly she praises me." --EndMaster

"I'd be more disgusted by Cricket's ignorance, except she's only punishing herself and so the proper emotion is pity" --Mizal

"U R SO BAD, CRICKET. U R A BAD GIRL AND A MEANIE." --Wibbons

"Cricket why do you know so much about echhi?" --Digit

"Cricket's a platinum ace. Any interest she shows in sex of any kind is strictly for ironic purposes, so its okay" --EndMaster

"Cricket is a tsundere asexual lesbian who likes cougers." --WIBN

"You're literally worse than a terrorist." -- Mizal

"I therefore infer that cricket is satan." --Someone Wise Beyond His Years

"Cricket, truly a daughter to be proud of." --EndMaster

Trophies Earned

Given by EndMaster on 04/03/2019 - To my only daughter, for going above and beyond with various tasks I assign. You have my thanks.

Storygames

Sir Osis

It's about a time in the life of a knight named Sir Osis. There's a pony too

Winner of Sir Corgi's Lords of the Land contest. Originally published April 14, 2019, but briefly unpublished for edits to the font and description.

This story is "Cave of Time" style. So just make use of that back button if you would like to see another path. Please let me know what you thought of the story after you read it. I appreciate comments.

"Sir Osis" is dedicated to my grandfather whom I never met. Your granddaughter has an irreverent sense of humor.

Special thanks to Ghost11 for the motivation, suggestion, and inspiration for one of the endings.

Ineptitude

unpublished

The story of a noob who entered a writing contest.

KRAKEN