Cricket, The Dramatist

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4/18/2019 12:27 PM

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Architect of Avon



This year I plan to review at least a hundred story-games, assert my superiority over the lesser squire, and point more peeps from off-site to the magnificence that is the work of EndMaster.

Ask me about the storygame I am working on.  It motivates me to work on it.












Quotes, because I can: "Well so far Cricket is my favorite new CYSer. She answers my questions, she pisses off other people, insists on being argumentative and most importantly she praises me." --EndMaster

"I'd be more disgusted by Cricket's ignorance, except she's only punishing herself and so the proper emotion is pity" --Mizal

"Cricket why do you know so much about echhi?" --Digit

"Cricket's a platinum ace. Any interest she shows in sex of any kind is strictly for ironic purposes, so its okay" --EndMaster

"Cricket is a tsundere asexual lesbian who likes cougers." --WIBN

"I therefore infer that cricket is satan." --Someone Wise Beyond His Years

Trophies Earned

Earning 100 Points Earning 500 Points Given by EndMaster on 04/03/2019 - To my only daughter, for going above and beyond with various tasks I assign. You have my thanks.


Sir Osis

This story is "Cave of Time" style. So just make use of that back button if you would like to see another path.  Please let me know what you thought of the story after you read it.  I appreciate comments.

It's about a time in the life of a knight named Sir Osis. There's a pony too.


The story of a noob who entered a writing contest.

Recent Posts

Corgi's Unofficial Contest: The Lords of the Land on 4/18/2019 2:49:12 AM

Thanks, CHAD.

Great job Paris! on 4/16/2019 11:47:16 PM

You think we were joking?

Characters you're just obsessed with? on 4/16/2019 10:42:15 PM

If I am the only one who replies to this, it probably won't make you feel any better about your sanity, but, yes.

I have had sets of imagined characters that I would entertain myself with for my whole life, but there is one set in particular that I have played around with in my head for around four years now.  I don't think of them nearly as much as I used to, having something to do with myself now, but I used to spend hours of my day thinking of funny dialogue moments or situations or character facts et cetera while I was in the shower, in the car, doing school, you name it.  

However, I will likely never do anything with them.  Partly because I don't think I'll ever consider myself a good enough writer to do anything with something that was and is so special, and partly because I think the stories I have in mind would be better in a visual medium such as a webcomic.  Largely, it is for the reason you stated.  Would it be the same for me if their stories were permanently changed and determined?  Probably not.  In some ways, it may be better, I would get to share something that brought me such entertainment and distracted me so pleasantly with others, but that could end my fun.  What if it's a shit story?  Maybe what I thought was really cool in my head is nonsensical or mary-sueish or ridiculous to someone who doesn't have the same connection to it?   

Whatever you do with those guys. I hope it continues to bring you enjoyment.

Understanding manga on 4/16/2019 5:24:24 PM

No, you

Rating Games And Leaving Comments by Havacoman on 4/16/2019 4:37:55 PM

"If it is all kill everybody you see than bad"

But I want to. 

This faggotry alone is enough to make this worth unpublishing.  Thank you, Ninja and Mizal.  

Understanding manga on 4/16/2019 4:08:11 PM

Reading manga on mobile is great if you don't have uncorrected problems with eyesight.  

Contest SHAME 11: Surprise SHAME! on 4/16/2019 3:48:00 PM

I joined an official contest once a year ago.  The night before, I wrote and published a now unpublished story in two hours.  Sure, it sucked, but it kept me out of SHAME, and it was nobody's fault but my own that I had even been in that position.  Had there been no SHAME pit, I might not have even tried.  I got some hilarious comments out of it, and I learned a lesson.

If you join a contest and do not make any form of entry, I'd even call it disrespectful to the other contestants and the one running the contest.  Almost any entry is better than none at all.  If there aren't consequences for making someone think there will be an entry when there won't be, then there would not be something that is actually a big motivator for many.

Understanding manga on 4/16/2019 1:49:55 PM

Find some in English. 

Contest SHAME 11: Surprise SHAME! on 4/16/2019 12:42:47 PM

We had not one, not two, but over three months, to get something out for the contest, and you faggots  couldn't manage to finish something in all that time?  Not even a last minute desperate piece of shit to at least give Corgi something more to read?  I sincerely hope your mothers don't know you are on here, because if they knew how spectacularly you failed, they would die of SHAME.  

Thanks for making me look good by comparison, I guess.  

You deserve nothing else but SHAME.

Um...Hi! on 4/15/2019 7:38:39 PM

DerPrussen is right about me, but he's using Mayana as a red herring.  Don't listen to him.  

My advice is to read a variety of the stories on the site, and all of EndMaster's works really.  

I recommend starting with this story

Before going on to this story.  (This you can trust me on)

Enjoy your time here, and don't be a fucktard.