GarforjTheBastard, The Reader

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4/22/2019 9:38 PM

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10 wins / 10 losses





Im a bastard

And my name is Garforj

Im friends with the twat named BillyTheBasilisk, and a few other people, mainly cus I dragged them to this site with a gun to their head.


Imma be lurking until I am old enough to not write like a 6 year old who just got their hands on a computer, Ive made that mistake twice and I wont make it thrice.

Had a couple of accounts floating around in this neck of cyberspace, forgot the passwords so I made this one.

One of the old accounts got banned when I was younger and I became a salty bitch, here all of my past alts lol Noob_Master Reason: Original Account,


Hockey_Master Reason: Me being a salty bitch,


Nobody_Important Reason: Me being a salty bitch,


Mizal_Suckz (She doesnt) Reason: Me being a salty bitch,


ChessGod Reason: Me being a salty bitch,


Life_Sucks Reason: Me being a salty bitch,


IfImNotDeadWhatAmI Reason: Me being a salty bitch,


Altof_ Reason: Me being a salty bitch,


ByeEveryone Reason: Me being a salty bitch,


JerkFace Reason: Me being a salty bitch,


Minion Reason: Me being a salty bitch,


MadMeek Reason: Me being a salty bitch,


Cat2 Reason: Me being a saltier bitch,


cat3 Reason: Me being the saltiest bitch,


KoolKid27 Reason: I wanted a new account once the heat went down,


GarforjTheBastard Reason: I forgot the password for KoolKid27

My goal is to make an open world story game.

Nuff’ Said.






P.S. Admins Ik it’s sus that a lot of accounts are created out of the same IP but it’s a school ip. We’re all bored middle schoolers, and no not like the kind that come over and make stories cus there teacher told them to *shudder* , but the kind that attempts(key word attempt) to learn and get better at writing. It’s not like these accounts are made by a 30 year old man named Chuck who lives in his parents basement.

Thank god my school is to dumb to ban the wonderful site, now I can waste away avoiding doing any actual work and instead read storygames.


Consortium of Time
You work at the Consortium of Time, this is an organization dedicated to keeping the timeline intact, you know, World War 1, 2, 3, and 5 still have to happen, plus the Armageddon and The End of Everything. It’s quite a lot of work which you only have *checks watch* eternity to do, quite a limited time frame I’m afraid. Anyway, welcome to your new job, Good Luck!!! This is based off of Umbrella Academy.

The Wild West
Welcome to the Wild West. You’re here to get rich or die trying, good luck!

Recent Posts

Ban me please on 3/25/2019 7:18:15 PM
This is like the scene from Monty Python where the guy with the cart is yelling “Bring out your dead!” Except instead of the people being dead, they are alive and are willingly going on the cart to die.

Ban me please on 3/22/2019 5:22:38 PM
I’m confused, I was talking about how the thread of me bitching was used as the staging grounds for bashing Saika. What are you talking about?

Ban me please on 3/22/2019 5:14:39 PM
Looking back on it, in my salty rage I led to the downfall of an even saltier bitch, it makes the cringe a little less bad, but it can’t completely stop the shame lol

Ban me please on 3/22/2019 4:41:04 PM
Has there been any other major battles since the crushing defeat of Weeb Team at the hands of the Villains?

Ban me please on 3/22/2019 3:09:12 PM
That isn’t what got me banned, that was me backlashing like a salty bitch. One day I put on the forums that I “Demand to See the power of the admins” Mizal told me to tag EndMaster so I did, I was so fucking dumb

Ban me please on 3/22/2019 3:07:32 PM
So was Mizal, or maybe it was just me being gullible idk

Ban me please on 3/22/2019 3:06:05 PM God this is fucking cringe but here ya go

Ban me please on 3/22/2019 3:03:17 PM
At least my demise was something that people could laugh at, there was a huge thread of me pleading for mercy and everybody thought it was hilarious.

Ban me please on 3/22/2019 3:02:17 PM
Something to do with a dare from a school friend and after that from somebody on this site to tag EndMaster 3 times

Ban me please on 3/22/2019 2:58:01 PM
I made that mistake once several years ago, tbh I was to young to be on this website so maybe it was for the best.