Holy_Sword, The Reader

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Member Since

12/2/2013

Last Activity

9/10/2016 4:09 PM

EXP Points

0

Post Count

3

Storygame Count

0

Duel Stats

4 wins / 15 losses

Order

Warden

Commendations

0

My legend begins in the 12th century! I believe it was on a sweltering midsummer day. No, it was a chilly autumn. Back then, I too was a ruffian. Come to think of it, it might've been winter. I was friends with all the tough-looking people. All the chicks fought over me. No, it was summer after all. It was an extremely hot midsummer day. Unlike now, I was like a sharpened knife. However, I somehow gave off an air of elegance. Everyone said so. Even now, everyone says so. Actually, maybe they didn't say it as much back then. It was gradually starting to be said that I was surprisingly nice. Now that I think about it, perhaps I did give off an air of elegance. The results spoke for themselves. It was amazing. Even now I'm amazing, but I was a ruffian. It all happened on a winter day brimming with elegance. Now, then! Shall I tell you the legend? However, there will be a five minute break first! Sit on your knees upright and wait!Read more

Come to think of it, my legend began on a Tuesday or Wednesday like today. Or was it Saturday? No, It may've been a Monday. No, a Tuesday or Wednesday. It's possible it was a Friday that seemed like a Thursday. Though, it would've been a Tuesday or more likely a Thursday, but I do believe it could've been a Saturday. No, a Wednesday or possibly a Monday. Actually, it might've been a Friday. No, no, that's not it...

My legend began in the high mountains of the state now known as Illinois. Four years ago when I ordered my coffee at that shop, I saw a suspicious man walk around the corner. In fact, now that I think about it, there are no mountains in the state of Illinois. Nevertheless I followed the man around the corner. I'm glad you asked, my coffee was a simple Cafe Au Lait Espresso.

 

So my legendary legend of legendary proportions begins with my prevalent skill of deduction. So I walked into a small bar, or so I had thought. In fact I replied in a manner that was somewhere along the lines of "You seem like you seemingly have seen me seemingly seeing you seamlessly in the seemingly darkened sight of none other than tonight!". Then my legend began, as I worked in secrecy, I would often find myself out in the open. That's how my legend started, or so I thought. My legend actually began far beyond that of normal human comprehension. So I walked out of the coffee shop and forgot what I was doing. That's when my legend REALLY began, or so I thought in the darkness of my arrogance.

 

Favorite Speech/Quote:

"There will be no sons of our victory. No one will know our names, hell - no one will remember our faces.

So if you're looking for a way out; a way to see another sun rise or have the look on another day - you shall not find one here. For the only thing left for us, is death.

So run to the hills, go hide in the caves - live your lives in fear of never knowing when the demons will come for you if you must.

For I know my death, and I have seen my own demise; and it'll be right here - guarding this Dwarven shrine.

I shall stand in the mothers flame, I shall feel the princes cold breath, I shall pierce the demons' fog and duel the widows storm; and oh yes, I shall fight the God of Death.

For when my strength runs out, and I can no longer fight. I will know that Death did not choose me - I chose this night!" - Robert Moran

Recent Posts

EndMaster and Killa are now mods on 9/10/2016 4:09:25 PM
I hate you too >:P

'gratulations killa and end

Salutations :D on 12/4/2013 3:26:34 PM

Challenge Accepted! May all power of my Holy Blade be thrust towards defeating this legendary combination of utensils, and so it shall be that I will emerge victorious against such an admirable foe! So as long as men die, liberty shall never perish, and the Holy sword known as Excalibur will be the God of the new spork-free world! >:D


Salutations :D on 12/3/2013 11:10:15 PM

Hi, my alias and nickname in real life is Excalibur, the name comes from when I lived in the state of California, when I left to move somewhere else my friends would call me an "Ex-cali" and so that morphed over time into Excalibur, though I am extremely interested in the holy blade and legendary sword that is Excalibur. I don't particularly like to write (As in, I can't even read my own handwriting), but I sure can type like a maniac. I've made a couple un-popular books before, and I like to code games with java combined with linux and rarely C(++). I hope to make a lot of friends and enjoy my time around the site :)

In conclusion, Hello - you may call me Excalibur or Holy_Sword or whatever.