Hello, My name is Prominent Penguin.
I'm your average
20 20 year old college student, about to go to the Marines this July 22
who actually kinda blows at the writing aspect.
So in desperation, I'm hoping that I can somehow
compensate by rating other stories....
Todo List (in order of relative difficulty):
-Get shit-talked by Steve
-Get shit-talked by Mizal
-Get shit-talked by Endmaster
-Get better at shit-talking
-Submit a story that sucks
-Learn the advanced editor
-Submit a story that is actually half-decent
Another Dumb Birthday Thread
on 4/5/2019 11:56:57 AM
Happy birthday, blind friend! Don't know you that well. But happy birthday anyway!
Game of Thrones - Season 8
on 3/28/2019 1:21:27 PM
Not really specifically stated in the show, but they do speak english. Although there are different languages that are spoken, that I can only presume are made up.
Ban me please
on 3/28/2019 2:45:22 AM
If they keep this up, there will be no more edgy names for future middle schoolers to use! D:
I Just Need to Talk
on 3/27/2019 8:50:27 PM
Lol, came here to say the same. Beat me to it.
Looking for bad pick-up lines
on 3/27/2019 10:42:23 AM
Damn, my friend had a similar experience where he was selling drugs to people! He got caught. But there were drug dealers selling even harder drugs that didn't get caught! Damn you, World! Why does the innocent suffer!?
on 11/24/2018 7:00:33 PM
True, I forgot that was a trope they had. Unless I'm willing to afford sun umbrellas for an entire regiment, perhaps they would fit much better as a form of "secret police" or be strictly limited to inside areas.
on 11/24/2018 5:16:52 PM
Gargoyles. They are almost always seen as tough guard dogs and can hide pretty well in almost any man made environment, given their stoneskin. Also the fact that most can fly, would made flanking enemy positions a breeze during actual combat. In some fantasy depicts them as servants to a highly skilled mage or vampire, and they are usually reserved as semi-bosses or a tough fight. Only problem is that they aren't quite as numerous as some of the other races. They are also known to be somewhat immune to magic which would make dealing with magic enemies easier.
on 11/9/2018 11:35:12 PM
Yea, any *COUGH*
sane man, would've just taken the money and ran.
on 11/9/2018 5:49:38 PM
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on 11/9/2018 5:44:27 PM
I'm aware of why they added it. But it doesn't even really fit in with the whole "historic weapons" theme, they had going on (I mean, who the hell wants to have a frying pan when your lesbian friends get swords and your queer friends get Spears). Seems like the pansexuals get the short end of the stick.
Could've done better
0/10 on the gay scale