ProminentPenguin, The Reader

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7/22/2018 5:07 PM

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Hello, My name is Prominent Penguin.

I'm your average 19 year old college student,

who actually kinda blows at the writing aspect.

So in desperation, I'm hoping that I can somehow

compensate by rating other stories....


Todo List (in order of relative difficulty):

-Get shit-talked by Steve

-Get shit-talked by Mizal

-Get shit-talked by Endmaster

-Get better at shit-talking

-Submit a story that sucks

-Learn the advanced editor

-Submit a story that is actually half-decent

-Finish my actual college paper thats due at the end of this semester

-Find someone else with a love of comic sans



Battlefield Poem (Underconstruction)

This is a collection of medieval battle poems written in limerick. I know that poetry (let alone limerick) is rather basic. But its the only thing that I'm comfortable writing in for now and I'm sure it'll make a decent first story. Score is ranked by how many links you have survived.

Recent Posts

BK News: Tai Kids saved! DC still lost in own ass! on 7/19/2018 2:02:08 PM

The news in my area are going on and on about those children that were saved from that soccer coach's autistic "cave exploration" idea. Lately all this "getting stuck in caverns" nonsense, reminded me to check up on DC Universe because last I heard; they were still stuck in their own angsty asses.

Hey remember that Edgy February Contest, Endmaster did a year or so back? (Reference)

Well I think DC Universe finally submitted their entry! (I don't know how to embed videos, so forgive me)

ATTENTION NOOBS on 6/22/2018 5:42:54 PM

Heh, I'm still banned from that :P although I'm sure I have broken a rule carefully set and was no doubt pre-explained by Ford.

Howdy! on 6/8/2018 8:20:42 AM

Well, I'm glad you can join us! There is no better place then here when you want some ChooseYourOwnAdventure Games! It's all because of the people here and their proficient story writing skills! On the contrary, its also because of the people here that make the forums a slight salt-fest from time to time. So its more of a give-take relationship, but regardless welcome my friend!

The overflowing magic of Comic Sans on 6/8/2018 8:10:05 AM

I regret nothing

The overflowing magic of Comic Sans on 6/8/2018 8:09:18 AM

Damn that game. I remember when Comic Sans wasn't too widely used by neanderthalls as a meme and was instead used for childrens birthday parties and small shit like that.

The overflowing magic of Comic Sans on 6/7/2018 11:37:04 PM

Yo, I was in a conversation with my man, Musicalnerd7, and we decided to make a thread entirely dedicated to comic sans. In addition, I would like to know the communities opinion of comic sans as a font as well! Please post any opinions in/or relating to, comic sans!

Discord wants YOU, Random Noob! on 6/2/2018 5:46:15 PM

Out of fickle curiousity, what's the logic behind your band and how long is the ban list anyway?

DEUS VULT on 4/24/2018 6:37:18 PM

I thank thee, Sister Mizal! This information will no doubt prove useful in the crucifixion of thou undesirables! Starting very soon, I shall begin my journey! I bid thee farewell until the stories have been reviewed and God's work is done. DEUS VULT!!!

DEUS VULT on 4/24/2018 4:35:22 PM


Thou shall now get off thine ass and review some stories! (Since I lack the imagination to create stories, I might as well make myself useful by reviewing some :D )

Ergo, is there anything an initiate, such as myself, should be looking at when reviewing?

Pick a Mythical Creature on 4/11/2018 1:32:17 AM

Cinnamologus, I'm a big fan of baking cinnamon sweets (Mostly because those are the only things I know how to bake and taste good). Cinnamon Pretzels and Cinnamon Knots are my goto whenever someone wants me to bring food to an event.

So the bird should be able to help a bit by simply supplying me with cinnamon. Hell, the only thing "magical" about it is that the cinnamon tastes pretty good. Its a little mundane but fuck it, atleast I KNOW this mythological creature isn't going to murder me or screw me over in someway.