ProminentPenguin, The Reader

Member Since

12/30/2015

Last Activity

7/8/2025 1:58 PM

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62

Post Count

87

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0

Duel Stats

7 wins / 12 losses

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Hello, My name is Prominent Penguin.

I'm your average 20 21 22 year ol- eh fuck it whos counting :P

Hey I actually posted a short story on here, yay: 

Breach of DS-78

Recent Posts

2025 Summer Reading Competition | Tracking Thread on 6/19/2025 12:34:23 PM
Team: Penguin Paparazzi # of Reviews (in order of Length) ------------------- 1-4 Reviews: 1 5 Reviews: 6 Reviews: 7 Reviews: 8 Reviews: Featured: 0 Games Reviewed: 1. Mole (length: 2) 06/19/2025

Summer Reading Competition 2025 on 6/19/2025 11:10:52 AM
Since I'm quite literally 100% of my team, I will name my team: "Penguin Paparazzi."

Summer Reading Competition 2025 on 6/19/2025 9:20:07 AM
Is it too late to join? 😅 (If not, I ask if I may join, due to a friends request lmao)

Adventures with BPD Berdache on 6/5/2025 1:21:24 PM
You see, when a mommy bird and a daddy bird love each other very very much, but mommy bird is a good Christian bird. So she doesn't want to do butt stuff because Jesus wouldn't want that before marriage, so mommy bird grabs a hair tie and...

Adventures with BPD Berdache on 6/5/2025 11:48:06 AM
Ngl, the fact you're looking for a specific ethnicity as a friend strikes me as odd. Why do they have to be native American or aboriginal? Makes it sounds like you're using this forum as a dating website 💀. Additionally, most people don't open up like: "Hey-hi! I'm a purple-loving person who decided dropped all my friends on impulse and has emotionally-crippling BPD. Be my friend please, so I can tell you all about my OC characters (Only if your a particular race tho)! 🤗" Alternatively, you could just tell me to suck a fuck and just keep friend-shopping for racial purity. I'm sure you'll find someone else and you two can make a really dope Native American inspired story.

The New Pit of Eternal SHAME on 5/5/2025 11:30:12 AM
No one ever escapes from Detroit. 🙃 (Hope the best for your crew though!)

The New Pit of Eternal SHAME on 5/5/2025 10:21:37 AM
Mizal should really just be the metaphorical "Jesus" of the Shame pit at this point lmao. Doing rescue missions to toss life-jackets out to the less fortunate. 🙌🙌

Flutter Still Not On His Meds on 4/25/2025 12:03:40 PM
Ahh, I see! Well still, I definitely appreciate the crash course on this particular mental case especially from your first-hand account lol. I do vaguely remember this individual before his decent into madness, quite a shame.

Flutter Still Not On His Meds on 4/25/2025 10:21:41 AM
I kind of hoped he wouldn't have gotten banned so quickly so I could 'lowkey' figure out who the hypothetical "rambling crazy hobo on the street" was, but if he has literally been doing this for 5 month's I can't say I'm all too surprised about the quick curb stomp into oblivion. I haven't been here for a while which is my fault, but who was this guy, again? Who did he USED to be before the the brain parasite ate the coherent parts. Anyone important or had a good story, at least?

Hands Off protests? on 4/11/2025 8:45:03 AM
I guess people these days don't have the energy to do any REAL rioting and just talk about it instead. Personally I think, the internets been a real solution to a lot of peoples turmoil and stress relief in that way. Back in the days of the French revolution, if you were angry about something you didn't have any outlet like you do nowadays. You would have to go out and tell your friends some angry shit and before you knew it, You had a mob-following and were lobbing people's heads off in the town square. Now if you're angry, you just make an online petition that doesn't go anywhere, vent about it on reddit, have a celebratory masturbation sesh, then go back to sleep. Even when you DO get people outside, it usually doesn't get more exciting then picket fence signs and outside picnics. People forgot how to have a proper riot, these days. ✊😔 smh (Of course I say this, but I'm sure there will be a real riot eventually that makes this comment age like moldy bread covered in milk)