The nuclear warning siren blared throughout the city of Candale. Soldiers rushed outside their barracks to evacuate the townspeople. Women clutched their children in their arms and sobbed, while the men of the family begged and cried for them to run.
Every man, woman, child, and soldier looked up to the sky. A bright light flashed and the sound of something falling filled the air. In the distance, they could see the bomb falling. It would hit any minute now...
"Boy, is it hot in here or is it hot in here?" said a man, leaving his summer home. He was oblivious to the crisis at hand. People sobbed at his feet as he walked past. "What's wrong with you party poopers? Get up and live it up!" The man started to do a small, improvised dance to improve the mood.
"Can't you see what's happening?!" asked a woman. Her face was wet with mascara.
"Yeah, I can," the man said with a stoic face. "I can see that it's so hot in here everyone is sweating out of his eyes! Here, I'll cool us down."
The man pulled out a fan and began blowing the air towards people. In the distance, the nuke was about to hit the ground. "Man, what's that thing in the distance?" asked the man. "It's probably hot too, whatever it is. I'll cool it off. HEY THING IN THE DISTANCE! ARE YOU HOOOT?"
Despite receiving no reply, the man blew his fan toward the falling bomb. The currents shifted and the small flap turned into a massive gust. The nuke completely flipped over and launched back into the air, flying through the clouds and following the same path it had came from.
"Man, what's his problem?"
The entire town erupted into cheering and threw the man onto their shoulders. He had no idea what he did, but apparently people liked it.