My attempt at the most annoying storygame ever. I hope don`t enjoy it, because if you do it will neutralise the point of the exercise. \_{°)_/
Please bear in mind that although I started this only a year ago, my vocabulary and overall grasp of the English languages has grown and thus the first chapters remain unedited. To annoy you.
Right-choice-or-death? Yep. No Links? Yup. Congrats, you`ve won. Weirdness? Yus! How about an outrageous amount of fourth-wall-breaking from a talking eagle who can become slime at will? You got it, psychic.
Also.
The difficulty level is set at 1, as technically you cannot lose this storygame. It is a test of patience and deal-with-itness and therefore is harder for some that others.
*cough* belracat *cough*