This is my first story. It is short, it isn't meant to be a masterpiece, and if it at least gains a giggle from someone, then I have succeeded.
The gist of it is, you need to eat something, and in order to do that, you must cut up some tomatoes. Not as easy as it might seem, but way easier than that makes it seem.
Technically there is only one way to win, but there are some semi-win options.