Player Comments on Gatsby Myrtle > ChooseYourStory.com

seriously ? it was nothing at all

— loqman on 12/13/2014 6:38:59 AM with a score of 0

Not even an edutainment

— bjhovey on 12/2/2014 4:24:57 PM with a score of 0

Well... that sucked.

— Kiel_Farren on 12/2/2014 4:49:23 AM with a score of 0

I accidentally rated it a 4/8 the first time xD whoops!

— Ford on 12/1/2014 11:26:46 PM with a score of 0

By the Ascot of Mike Myers, if you're going to make fun of The Great Gatsby, at least make it funny! I mean, for shit's sake, you're just validating Fitzgerald's point by writing utter garbage like this! NCOHEN, YOU ARE THE REASON THAT SOCIETY IS AS RETARDED AS IT IS TODAY! BY THE GREAT TEACHINGS OF MODERNISM, MAY YOU BE SMITTEN! SMITTEN, I SAY! MAY FITZGERALD HIMSELF STRANGLE YOU TO DEATH ETERNALLY ONCE YOU ARE SENT TO HELL FOR RUINING SUCH A CLASSIC!

— ISentinelPenguinI on 12/1/2014 9:16:25 PM with a score of 0

M-m-lord? I knoweth not what you say...

Sentinel FUCKING PENGUIN.

— Malkalack on 12/1/2014 8:30:53 PM with a score of 0

Do not fret Malk; for it is obvious you are commiting high-profile blashphemy by creating such an account.

— Almighty Capy on 12/1/2014 8:28:18 PM with a score of 0

Shitty story...

— Malkalack on 12/1/2014 8:26:20 PM with a score of 0

I disapprove. May you suffer greatly.

— Almighty Capy on 12/1/2014 8:16:29 PM with a score of 0

Cool. Just kidding. That was awful. I would prefer if you would put some more effort into your stories.