Ford, The Dramatist

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Maintenance on 3/26/2017 7:48:10 PM
by that logic all short storygame comments are valid and should not be recommended for deletion :P

Hi. I'm new. on 3/25/2017 10:46:55 PM
welcome ^-^

I have no idea what i'm doing here on 3/25/2017 8:39:49 PM
welcome ^-^

Chaos Contest on 3/25/2017 3:40:31 PM
I think the bets this contest are the best of all the contests.

Chaos Contest on 3/25/2017 3:39:46 PM
rest in the piss

A random cooking thread on 3/25/2017 10:59:17 AM
I don't burn eggs. Over hard is just a fried egg without all the liquidyness of it on the inside. No burning, just cooked through with the yolk popped.

Orange slices have some citrisy effect on the meat. Like how salt breaks it down and stuff but with citris or something. I just remember my mother did it once and it tasted god tier so now I do it.

A random cooking thread on 3/25/2017 9:53:12 AM
I learned how to make a few things and the rest I just improvise spices and shit until it tastes good. Never really burnt anything; have undercooked some stuff before.

1) 12

2) dunno what it's called. put carrots, potatoes, small amount of onion in a crock pot along with a beef roast that I season and sear the edges of. Often season it with the usual stuff, salt, pepper, goat semen, minced garlic, onion powder, et cetera. Put all that shit in a crock pot for like a day cause it only gets better with time. Take out the roast, shred it onto a baking pan (easiest thing in the world to shred cause it's so tender it could probably shred itself if you just left it alone) evenly spread shredded bits on baking pan and put orange peels on it. Like if you sliced an orange in 6ths then put a few of those sized orange slices on the sredded beef in the pan. I usually put three or four - evenly spaced. Into the oven at 350ish and bake until golden brown and crispy. Take vegetables from crock pot and serve on side of this shredded baked roast. Usually have a fried egg or buttery biscuits with it. Best shit. Never make it cause I'm lazy.

3) I asked my mom how to cook and she said garlic, onion, salt, pepper. so I just put that shit on everything and it tastes great xD I usually mix a fuckload of stuff together though. Like when I make an egg (I like mine over hard; fite me kiddo) I essentially drench it in an assload of salt and pepper and then some hotsauce or whatever I happen to grab from the spice cabinet. Usually ends up tasting terrible on the first bite but I've learned if you burn your tastebuds off then you can eat whatever you want and pretend it tastes fine.

I bake a lot of sweet stuff. Cookies, cakes, the works. I like sweet stuff.

Chaos Contest on 3/24/2017 9:11:40 PM
I'm at -14000 words cause I deleted it cause it was shit so I'm redoing it. I've bet 2k on a eureka moment that hasn't happened yet xD

Chaos Contest on 3/24/2017 9:07:19 PM
take a guess

Chaos Contest on 3/22/2017 7:03:07 PM
ho don't do this. you'll make me start on that story :L