Malkalack, The Dramatist

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8/18/2017 1:47 AM

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19 wins / 24 losses





"If a guy messes with me I shoot him with my load
All over his chest and face and down his throat
Cause I don't give a fuck I'm crazy like Mel Gibson
No wait that just makes me sound racist..."

-- Sir John A. MacDonald

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Take control of Samuel, a young man thrust into a world of bloodthirsty creatures of the night, howling beasts cursed by the moon, horrifying demons and worse.

This is our entry for Bucky's 2016 Halloween Contest. Enjoy!

Broken Chains

For Bucky's 2016 Wilderness contest. 

Take the role of an Imperial slave in one of the cruelest regimes imaginable. Without rights or legal personhood, you are forced to labour on the Frontier; the edge of a gargantuan, continent-spanning forest where the Imperium is locked in a fierce conflict with the resident elves. 

Be warned, though; your choices will have consequences.


A science-fiction horror game by Malkalack. Expect gore, and foul language. I make no claims about its quality.

Big thanks to Mizal for her help on editing this. 

Burning Skies

Farmer Joe

Every day, after you get home from the fields, you force your wife to make you dinner, beat the hell out of her, tell your son he's going to go to Hell and lock your daughter up like the sinful whore she is before showering the manure off your fat self.

It's a simple routine, but it works. Ever since you inherited "Graemare Farms" from your father, who inherited it from his father, who inherited it from his father (who was cast out of the family for fucking his cousin) you've enjoyed your life, like the pathetic degenerate you are. 

But lately, things have been going wrong. These damned things called "furries" keep showing up. What's worse, is that they eat (and molest) your livestock!

Can you manage driving off the furries, while keeping your family in their appropriately repressed positions?

Find out, in Farmer Joe...

Green Places


Mars Alpha

Rusted Man

Recent Posts

Nazi Scum Thread on 8/17/2017 8:42:41 PM

"I'm one-sixth German, eight-thirds Rhodesian, and my great-great-great grandpappy once glanced at a Cherokee Indian." 

This is how you fucking Yanks sound. 

Nazi Scum Thread on 8/17/2017 8:41:48 PM

Banning Victim was a terrible decision. The mods almost deprived us of an awesome three-ring circus of unintentional comedy. 

Nazi Scum Thread on 8/16/2017 2:12:22 PM

Mizal is as white as mayonnaise. 

Nazi Scum Thread on 8/16/2017 11:17:26 AM

Surprised they liked the Native Americans so much lmao 

Nazi Scum Thread on 8/16/2017 10:06:33 AM

Nazis won't use a Hitler museum as a fucking rallying point, because it's purely for historical purposes. You wouldn't go to the Auschwitz museum and find a giant, dignified-looking statue of Rudolf Höss. 

Nazi Scum Thread on 8/16/2017 10:04:58 AM

Lol you should go to your average Asian culture club on a university campus. or just read /r/aznidentity. Asians can do it, too. 

Nazi Scum Thread on 8/15/2017 1:34:58 PM

Yes, those are Islamic terror attacks. But in total, they are outnumbered by the number of far-right terror attacks, per the START infographic. 

Nazi Scum Thread on 8/14/2017 7:02:28 PM

START is a research center in the University of Maryland, and it's sponsored by the Department of Defence. It's a more reliable source than Wikipedia. Did you pass Grade 9? 

E: Also, note how it says "In the United States", and the Wikipedia article isn't regional. 

Writing Prompts: The Threequel on 8/14/2017 4:00:06 PM

stoppppppp i'm working on the contest ok gosh

Nazi Scum Thread on 8/14/2017 2:27:21 PM

Saying facts without adequate context so you can push your agenda is reductive and stupid. That is correct.  

You should also read this report by the ACLU, about sentencing disparities. If that's not institutional racism, I don't know what is.