Malkalack, The Dramatist

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8/19/2018 4:09 AM

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19 wins / 24 losses


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by the gods, fear it laurence 

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Featured Story Blooded

Take control of Samuel, a young man thrust into a world of bloodthirsty creatures of the night, howling beasts cursed by the moon, horrifying demons and worse.

This is our entry for Bucky's 2016 Halloween Contest. Enjoy!

Broken Chains: Blood on the Marble

A second entry in the Broken Chains universe. Also, an entry to Bucky's 2017-2018 Prompt Contest.

Broken Chains

For Bucky's 2016 Wilderness contest. 

Take the role of an Imperial slave in one of the cruelest regimes imaginable. Without rights or legal personhood, you are forced to labour on the Frontier; the edge of a gargantuan, continent-spanning forest where the Imperium is locked in a fierce conflict with the resident elves. 

Be warned, though; your choices will have consequences.

Kingdom of the Fist

Leather and Chrome

Mad Max fanfiction.


A science-fiction horror game by Malkalack. Expect gore, and foul language. I make no claims about its quality.

Big thanks to Mizal for her help on editing this. 

Mors Vincit Omnia

An entry to EndMaster's romance contest; I literally only published this to avoid being cast into the shame pit. 


All the cool cats are doing edutainment these days

Recent Posts

Opinions on freeze peach on 8/15/2018 10:46:27 AM

the harassment of a multimillionaire coal executive who profits off of actively harming other people's living spaces isn't comparable to harassing the families of dead children. full stop 

General World Events Thread on 8/12/2018 3:06:05 AM

but companies have no ethical obligation, as fucked up as that sounds. they have only a profit incentive. 

if you want to criticize capitalism, be my guest, but I don't think that's what you're doing her e

CYS Discord Rogues Gallery on 8/12/2018 12:08:05 AM

well im sorry, mrs perfectly shaved asscrack. 

tell me, when you wax your asshole, do you do ford's as well? 

CYS Discord Rogues Gallery on 8/11/2018 11:24:12 PM

it's when a piece of shit gets lodged in your ass hairs, and you have to pull it out to get all the shit out of your asscrack after dropping a fat deuce. sometimes it gets some blood on it 

CYS Discord Rogues Gallery on 8/11/2018 11:18:09 PM

she says, wiping a fresh dingleberry off her tongue. 

pro tip, it's not abuse if your boyfriend wants you to stomp on his balls 

CYS Discord Rogues Gallery on 8/11/2018 10:57:25 PM

your battered wife routine gets really annoying, and there's only so long anyone can picture you eating ford's unwashed ass to make him happy without reacting in violent disgust 

Opinions on freeze peach on 8/10/2018 8:54:47 AM

There's no real benefit to keeping him around, though. Using YouTube he's directed a legion of angry, sweaty fucks to harass the family of Sandy Hook victims. There's a clear benefit to kicking him off. 

If you run a pub, obviously your customers can talk about whatever they want. But if someone starts fucking loudly yelling about the Jews being behind it all, you'd probably kick him out. 

Another interest of mine: Musical theater. on 8/8/2018 9:23:14 AM

jesus christ this is all the shit-tier white girl musicals in one place. 


General World Events Thread on 8/8/2018 9:21:56 AM

I mean, kind of hung by his own petard there. 

Idiots wanted to go on about how bakers don't have to make a fuckin cake or whatever, but private media companies are required to give them a platform 

General World Events Thread on 8/6/2018 5:22:58 AM

that was fucked up actually. the cops lined up in front of the proud boys and teargassed the counter-protestors. they then posted their mugshots on social media, which they literally don't do for other suspects.