Malkalack, The Dramatist
I was born after your mom sat on your secret sock
Take control of Samuel, a young man thrust into a world of bloodthirsty creatures of the night, howling beasts cursed by the moon, horrifying demons and worse.
This is our entry for Bucky's 2016 Halloween Contest. Enjoy!
For Bucky's 2016 Wilderness contest.
Take the role of an Imperial slave in one of the cruelest regimes imaginable. Without rights or legal personhood, you are forced to labour on the Frontier; the edge of a gargantuan, continent-spanning forest where the Imperium is locked in a fierce conflict with the resident elves.
Be warned, though; your choices will have consequences.
Every day, after you get home from the fields, you force your wife to make you dinner, beat the hell out of her, tell your son he's going to go to Hell and lock your daughter up like the sinful whore she is before showering the manure off your fat self.
It's a simple routine, but it works. Ever since you inherited "Graemare Farms" from your father, who inherited it from his father, who inherited it from his father (who was cast out of the family for fucking his cousin) you've enjoyed your life, like the pathetic degenerate you are.
But lately, things have been going wrong. These damned things called "furries" keep showing up. What's worse, is that they eat (and molest) your livestock!
Can you manage driving off the furries, while keeping your family in their appropriately repressed positions?
Find out, in Farmer Joe...
Recent Poststhread fuck denied on 5/10/2017 4:37:35 PM
I wasn't even talking to you, but I sincerely hope that your pathetic existence ends in you slitting your wrists with a straight razor to the tune of a Fall Out Boy song.
Selfie threadfuc on 5/10/2017 4:32:14 PM
Fucking sew your cunt lips shut, you trembling, moistened hoser.
My First Concert Experience (Includes Visuals) on 5/9/2017 9:01:53 PM
Puddlebunni is someone's lesbian aunt
Music Thread on 5/7/2017 12:27:05 AM
Christ, shut the fuck up. If you're going to shit up the thread with inane memes at least make them topical.
Music Thread on 5/3/2017 10:00:46 PM
To Pimp a Butterfly, in whatever shuffled order pleases ye
Chaos Contest on 4/29/2017 10:44:15 PM
Nanking was dressed provocatively.
Chaos Contest on 4/29/2017 2:57:46 PM
Well, I worked on it a shitton and it just... wasn't good. I wouldn't feel good publishing this in its current state. I'll publish this project at some point, but not in time for the contest.
Toss me into the pit of shame, I deserve it.
Chaos Contest on 4/27/2017 10:07:43 PM
God damn it, you responded as I tried to make it less incoherent.
Chaos Contest on 4/27/2017 10:01:46 PM
Bought a bunch of energy drinks and threw them in the fridge. Going to get off work tomorrow and maybe do a three day all shit nighter and something out
Chaos Contest on 4/26/2017 8:31:50 PM
Then I look forward to your MASTAHPIECE