Malkalack, The Dramatist

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6/23/2018 5:35 PM

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19 wins / 24 losses


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by the gods, fear it laurence 

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Featured Story Blooded

Take control of Samuel, a young man thrust into a world of bloodthirsty creatures of the night, howling beasts cursed by the moon, horrifying demons and worse.

This is our entry for Bucky's 2016 Halloween Contest. Enjoy!

Broken Chains: Blood on the Marble

A second entry in the Broken Chains universe. Also, an entry to Bucky's 2017-2018 Prompt Contest.

Broken Chains

For Bucky's 2016 Wilderness contest. 

Take the role of an Imperial slave in one of the cruelest regimes imaginable. Without rights or legal personhood, you are forced to labour on the Frontier; the edge of a gargantuan, continent-spanning forest where the Imperium is locked in a fierce conflict with the resident elves. 

Be warned, though; your choices will have consequences.

Kingdom of the Fist

Leather and Chrome

Mad Max fanfiction.


A science-fiction horror game by Malkalack. Expect gore, and foul language. I make no claims about its quality.

Big thanks to Mizal for her help on editing this. 

Mors Vincit Omnia

An entry to EndMaster's romance contest; I literally only published this to avoid being cast into the shame pit. 


All the cool cats are doing edutainment these days

Recent Posts

Cyberbitching and Meowing on 6/19/2018 11:12:01 PM

ez solution: 


The End Times – Cellmates Edition! on 6/16/2018 10:51:55 PM

mushrooms are incredible but they're not worth the billion year sentences that some southern states like to hand out 

EPIC Contest - The Contest to Rule Them All on 6/10/2018 5:49:33 PM

Honestly, a quarter of a gram could be interesting. But I was at a gram and a half with super low tolerance there, so I was Not OkTM to do much other than stare at the ceiling lol 

EPIC Contest - The Contest to Rule Them All on 6/10/2018 9:55:58 AM

i'm fuckin trippin on mushrooms rn, and having massive difficulties but ill ebter sounds good man 

Han Solo Movie on 6/5/2018 12:46:58 PM

idk, I thought the way it was shot was relatively creative for a star wars movie. the tracking shot where the camera kind of stuck to the droid lady's shoulder as she walked through the mining complex as it melted down was really cool. care to elaborate on why the "Directing" was so bad? 

Ireland devouring her children on 5/31/2018 9:53:44 PM

Buddy, we all know you're glad the abortion failed. 

Ireland devouring her children on 5/31/2018 9:42:27 PM

Honestly, I wish I was aborted, just to save me from reading this deranged, stream-of-consciousness cum splatter of a message. 

Warhammer, y'know for kids! on 5/22/2018 6:47:30 PM

Her mom is probably a Rogue Trader, because they're more or less allowed to skirt the law and do whatever the fuck they want 

Warhammer, y'know for kids! on 5/21/2018 6:26:32 PM

Twelve is around when I got into 40k, so they should just be reading regular 40k novels. It's not like they're challenging reads lmao. 

Death Penalty: Good or Bad? on 5/21/2018 6:22:36 PM

Personally I think we  should all just turn the prisoners loose and have an apocalyptic party, not like we aren't a few weeks away from fucking Doomsday anyway