Malkalack, The Dramatist

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3/30/2017 12:10 PM

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19 wins / 24 losses


Notorious Marauder



I was born after your mom sat on your secret sock

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Take control of Samuel, a young man thrust into a world of bloodthirsty creatures of the night, howling beasts cursed by the moon, horrifying demons and worse.

This is our entry for Bucky's 2016 Halloween Contest. Enjoy!

Broken Chains

For Bucky's 2016 Wilderness contest. 

Take the role of an Imperial slave in one of the cruelest regimes imaginable. Without rights or legal personhood, you are forced to labour on the Frontier; the edge of a gargantuan, continent-spanning forest where the Imperium is locked in a fierce conflict with the resident elves. 

Be warned, though; your choices will have consequences.

Burning Skies

Farmer Joe

Every day, after you get home from the fields, you force your wife to make you dinner, beat the hell out of her, tell your son he's going to go to Hell and lock your daughter up like the sinful whore she is before showering the manure off your fat self.

It's a simple routine, but it works. Ever since you inherited "Graemare Farms" from your father, who inherited it from his father, who inherited it from his father (who was cast out of the family for fucking his cousin) you've enjoyed your life, like the pathetic degenerate you are. 

But lately, things have been going wrong. These damned things called "furries" keep showing up. What's worse, is that they eat (and molest) your livestock!

Can you manage driving off the furries, while keeping your family in their appropriately repressed positions?

Find out, in Farmer Joe...

Green Places

Mars Alpha

Recent Posts

Banned4Honor on 3/29/2017 11:11:20 AM

Wasn't gangster enough to avoid being murked by a forty year old librarian  

IAMA Crazy Old Owl, AMA on 3/28/2017 10:43:21 PM

Man, you're not clearing up any stereotypes here. 

IAMA Crazy Old Owl, AMA on 3/28/2017 10:42:19 PM


IAMA Crazy Old Owl, AMA on 3/28/2017 10:41:49 PM

Haha, I've been good. Glad to here you're doing better. 

Mizal, Snake Scissorer on 3/28/2017 10:13:36 PM

Mizal is fighting more giant snakes than Conan

IAMA Crazy Old Owl, AMA on 3/28/2017 10:05:21 PM

What are some facts about institutionalization that we might not know? 

Hello! on 3/23/2017 10:11:23 PM

Veux-tu une baguette ou du café? 

Mass Effect: Androgynous on 3/22/2017 9:42:20 PM

The Suvi romance is endearing and cute. You all have shit-tier waifus you fucking cucks

Starting With a Setting on 3/19/2017 12:35:59 AM

Or someone who has a job that requires traveling, like the courier in New Vegas. There you have someone familiar with the world, who has to move about and introduce the viewer/reader to it. 

The Internet Cancer Thread on 3/17/2017 1:19:54 AM

Right, so he's a faggot.