Malkalack, The Dramatist

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10/17/2017 7:47 PM

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19 wins / 24 losses





Now was Kanye the most overlooked? Yes sir. Now is Kanye the most overbooked? Yes sir. 

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Take control of Samuel, a young man thrust into a world of bloodthirsty creatures of the night, howling beasts cursed by the moon, horrifying demons and worse.

This is our entry for Bucky's 2016 Halloween Contest. Enjoy!

Broken Chains

For Bucky's 2016 Wilderness contest. 

Take the role of an Imperial slave in one of the cruelest regimes imaginable. Without rights or legal personhood, you are forced to labour on the Frontier; the edge of a gargantuan, continent-spanning forest where the Imperium is locked in a fierce conflict with the resident elves. 

Be warned, though; your choices will have consequences.


A science-fiction horror game by Malkalack. Expect gore, and foul language. I make no claims about its quality.

Big thanks to Mizal for her help on editing this. 

Burning Skies

Farmer Joe

Every day, after you get home from the fields, you force your wife to make you dinner, beat the hell out of her, tell your son he's going to go to Hell and lock your daughter up like the sinful whore she is before showering the manure off your fat self.

It's a simple routine, but it works. Ever since you inherited "Graemare Farms" from your father, who inherited it from his father, who inherited it from his father (who was cast out of the family for fucking his cousin) you've enjoyed your life, like the pathetic degenerate you are. 

But lately, things have been going wrong. These damned things called "furries" keep showing up. What's worse, is that they eat (and molest) your livestock!

Can you manage driving off the furries, while keeping your family in their appropriately repressed positions?

Find out, in Farmer Joe...

Green Places


Mars Alpha

Rusted Man

Recent Posts

Hurricane Ophelia on 10/15/2017 3:52:55 PM

 There are multiple causes of warm weather, you dumb faggot. 

Rick and Morty on 10/13/2017 8:47:47 PM

It's "threesome", you degenerate.

California makes murder a misdemeanor. on 10/12/2017 9:35:23 PM

Yeah I got eaten by a bear after reading this article 

My idea on 10/12/2017 9:32:34 PM


My idea on 10/12/2017 8:20:37 PM

The rebels sound really bland. Here are some examples of rebellions in fiction: 


  •  Dune, the Fremen
  • Rogue One, Saw Gerrera's men 
  • The Hunger Games, the Soviet underground people 
  • The Last of Us, the Fireflies 
  • Bioshock: Infinite, the Vox Populi. 


  • Divergent, the... well, I don't even know what the fuck they're called. The protagonist's group. 
  • The Maze Runner, The Right Arm 
  • King Arthur: Legend of the Sword, the Knights of the Round Table 

See what the good ones all have in common? They have a unique identity, with shared traits and goals that make sense. They're also not just "the good guys" who are fighting against "the bad guys". 

Likewise, see what's wrong with the bad rebellions. They're all personality-less "good guys". If they have any flaws, they'll quickly become cartoonishly evil. In the end, they're also almost-universally supported by the "common people". Those are infantile portrayals of revolution, because a lot of people would be vehemently opposed to having the state violently dissolved. 

Now, I'm certain you're planning on having your rebels be the good guys. That's fine... but consider what you'd need to do to dissolve a science fiction dystopia. War crimes? Probably. Terrorism? Sure.  Puppy-kicking? Definitely not. If your rebellion isn't morally grey, at least on some level, it won't be realistic, and won't be compelling. A gaggle of Good Guys With Guns helping a bunch of shitheel teenagers beat the odds is going to be a terrible story. 

So if you don't want the rebels to suck ass, you should do the following. 

  • Think of a leadership structure 
  • Think of why they haven't been exterminated. Different cells? Compartmentalization? An exellent propaganda department? 
  • Think of something morally repulsive you might do if you were trying to topple a global government, be it a nuclear bomb, or hijacking a plane and flying it into a military base. Good. Now have your rebels do it. 

If you can read this post without getting assmad and follow my advice, you might write a compelling rebellion. 

Should we limit reproduction? on 9/30/2017 2:09:11 PM

Oh, you mean like birth control? Jesus fuck you're retarded 

Dihydrogen Monoxide - should it be banned? on 9/29/2017 11:41:48 PM

I've heard that they have these huge bodies of it that can kill you just by going near it

Should we limit reproduction? on 9/29/2017 11:34:37 PM

Pffft, it's North African dick or nothing 

Should we limit reproduction? on 9/29/2017 11:29:50 PM

I say we offer Royal Ghost to the roving Nigerian rape gangs. He's effeminate enough for it to work, too. 

Should we limit reproduction? on 9/29/2017 11:07:42 PM

They're literally third world youth who paid attention in class and as a result contracted fewer STIs. Next time you're barebacking the lunch lady, come on her thigh; we don't need your fucking genetics propagating.