Malkalack, The Dramatist
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Take control of Samuel, a young man thrust into a world of bloodthirsty creatures of the night, howling beasts cursed by the moon, horrifying demons and worse.
This is our entry for Bucky's 2016 Halloween Contest. Enjoy!
For Bucky's 2016 Wilderness contest.
Take the role of an Imperial slave in one of the cruelest regimes imaginable. Without rights or legal personhood, you are forced to labour on the Frontier; the edge of a gargantuan, continent-spanning forest where the Imperium is locked in a fierce conflict with the resident elves.
Be warned, though; your choices will have consequences.
A science-fiction horror game by Malkalack. Expect gore, and foul language. I make no claims about its quality.
Big thanks to Mizal for her help on editing this.
Every day, after you get home from the fields, you force your wife to make you dinner, beat the hell out of her, tell your son he's going to go to Hell and lock your daughter up like the sinful whore she is before showering the manure off your fat self.
It's a simple routine, but it works. Ever since you inherited "Graemare Farms" from your father, who inherited it from his father, who inherited it from his father (who was cast out of the family for fucking his cousin) you've enjoyed your life, like the pathetic degenerate you are.
But lately, things have been going wrong. These damned things called "furries" keep showing up. What's worse, is that they eat (and molest) your livestock!
Can you manage driving off the furries, while keeping your family in their appropriately repressed positions?
Find out, in Farmer Joe...
Recent PostsThe Last Jedi (spoilers, obviously) on 12/17/2017 10:45:07 PM
Mark Hamill's made his living off of virginal fanboys sucking him off. Batman and fucking Star Wars lol. No wonder he doesn't like having to do something challenging or different from the formula.
New guy here. on 12/15/2017 11:32:40 PM
Hey man, welcome aboard. You can string multiple sentences together, so you're already better off than most members lol
The Exile on 12/15/2017 11:30:57 PM
High fuckin' hopes
The Last Jedi (spoilers, obviously) on 12/15/2017 11:23:09 PM
So, went ahead and saw it. Pretty good. Loved how Luke wasn't just some 2D laser sword wielding fanboy wet dream; they actually made him into an interesting character. Speaking of interesting characters, they went ahead and made Rey less OP, and she actually felt like she was having a believable struggle, and felt like a real person instead of an audience insert.
The action was great. Lightsaber fights are great. Tie Fighters are great. I love Star Wars.
Anyway, fanboys have been real fuckin' mad about this one lol. Whinging about not enough worldbuilding or whatever. Honestly, though, it's about the characters. I'm not reading some shitty fantasy story on Reddit; I don't need to know about how they do their fucking sewage. Also, the prequels did way too much worldbuilding, to the point where they were so up their own ass that it felt like George Lucas was spewing cum all over my face. Coincidentally, the best Star Wars movie (ESB), was neither directed nor written by George. Hmmmm. Fascinating.
It was long, but, hey, long movies can be entertaining. The length is only a problem if you drink a jumbo soda and / or you're a small child.
I know this one bitch who is going to be so disappointed Snoke isn't Jorus Fucking C'Baoath. Jesus.
Video Game Censoring: "Abusers Will Get Off To It" on 12/13/2017 1:30:15 AM
If it matters that much, look through your kid's bag when he gets home. Or keep the TV in a common area where he can't play some bad shit without you seeing. Why does the government need to swoop in and stop the big, bad retailers with their dangerous mean words at all? Surely there are better uses of tax dollars than doing parents' job for them.
Video Game Censoring: "Abusers Will Get Off To It" on 12/13/2017 1:14:28 AM
Why not just have parents vet what their kids buy? No idea at what point we decided that the state needs to get involved, but it's dumb. Kids aren't going to explode if they see something inappropriate, and parents should make sure they don't.
This is The Most Beautiful Bot I've Ever Met on 12/6/2017 11:03:59 PM
"computers are all designed to protect your mind"
ok im done
Complaint Thread II on 12/5/2017 8:26:05 PM
You should throw your laptop against a wall. That way, you will be unable to post on CYS, and I won't have to read your inane garbage.
You should also "consume cyanide", for a similar reason.
Forum Games on 12/3/2017 10:42:27 PM
They multiply faster than Chinese rabbits and shit up the forums
Forum Games on 12/3/2017 10:42:00 PM