Malkalack, The Dramatist

Member Since

7/18/2014

Last Activity

2/21/2017 9:48 PM

EXP Points

978

Post Count

3593

Storygame Count

2

Duel Stats

19 wins / 24 losses

Order

Marauder

Commendations

2

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Storygames

Blooded
coauthor

Take control of Samuel, a young man thrust into a world of bloodthirsty creatures of the night, howling beasts cursed by the moon, horrifying demons and worse.

This is our entry for Bucky's 2016 Halloween Contest. Enjoy!


Broken Chains

For Bucky's 2016 Wilderness contest. 

Take the role of an Imperial slave in one of the cruelest regimes imaginable. Without rights or legal personhood, you are forced to labour on the Frontier; the edge of a gargantuan, continent-spanning forest where the Imperium is locked in a fierce conflict with the resident elves. 

Be warned, though; your choices will have consequences.


Farmer Joe
unpublished

Every day, after you get home from the fields, you force your wife to make you dinner, beat the hell out of her, tell your son he's going to go to Hell and lock your daughter up like the sinful whore she is before showering the manure off your fat self.

It's a simple routine, but it works. Ever since you inherited "Graemare Farms" from your father, who inherited it from his father, who inherited it from his father (who was cast out of the family for fucking his cousin) you've enjoyed your life, like the pathetic degenerate you are. 

But lately, things have been going wrong. These damned things called "furries" keep showing up. What's worse, is that they eat (and molest) your livestock!

Can you manage driving off the furries, while keeping your family in their appropriately repressed positions?

Find out, in Farmer Joe...


Green Places
unpublished


Mars Alpha
unpublished

Recent Posts

EndMaster’s Edgelord Contest on 2/20/2017 11:25:48 PM

You're a fucking halfwit. If you're not describing, in detail, the effect of the rotary blades dismembering the still-soft skull tissue of a fetus, then get the fuck out and let the adults right. Christ in heaven


EndMaster’s Edgelord Contest on 2/20/2017 10:51:00 PM

I think you'll have to fight Steve for it, at some point


EndMaster’s Edgelord Contest on 2/20/2017 10:41:22 PM

Does that mean you're no longer an expert hoe? Did they retract your degree?


EndMaster’s Edgelord Contest on 2/20/2017 10:36:20 PM

Please don't poison my orange slices or run me over with your SUV


CYS Steam Group on 2/20/2017 12:21:26 PM

yes yes i know i am your everyone's  daddy


The Weekly Review - Edition 34 on 2/19/2017 3:53:20 PM

"Lively discussion" 

lolololol

Anyway, great article


February Flash Fiction Contest Feedback Thread on 2/18/2017 10:48:48 PM

Man, I got a solid spook out of that one. 


EndMaster’s Edgelord Contest on 2/18/2017 8:03:30 PM

End I think you just took the edgelord prize, here


Letters from other languages on 2/18/2017 8:02:49 PM

Unitological script is my go-to. 


February Flash Fiction Contest Feedback Thread on 2/18/2017 4:05:59 AM

The local nobility pays him handsomely, and people are more prone to leave him to his own devices.