The Wal*Mart Game!

Player Rating6.84/8

"#20 overall, #1 for 2001"
based on 978 ratings since 12/14/2004
played 82,382 times (finished 1,043)

Story Difficulty5/8

"run through the jungle"

Play Length6/8

"It'll be a while, better grab a SnickersĀ®"

Maturity Level3/8

"must be at least this tall to play"
Contains content that may not be suitable for persons under age 10. If this were a movie, it would probably be between G and PG.
Hey look everybody, it's The Wal*Mart Game! But this isn't your ordinary Wal*Mart game, oh no, terrorists have taken over, and it's up to you to ... well pretty much do whatever you'd like.

Please note that this is an Advanced Game, and takes full use of Objects. To use an object, simply pick it up (click on it), and then go to "My Inventory" and click USE. You'll pretty much need to do this thoughout The Wal*Mart game!

Also, there are three endings. See how many you can get!

2003-06-11 6:42P - The ÜberEnding does not work! I am looking into fixing this ASAP.

2003-03-10 9:29A - I've added a walkthru generously written by beholder! Please check it out if you get stuck!

2003-02-15 8:30P - Okay, I've finally remembered to publish the game by the contest, and fix a few broken links. I have put my Heart and Soul into this game, so please give feedback, positive and negative!

2003-02-09 8:00P - The game is pretty much finished. There's a ton of room for expansion, but I would like to get some feedback. Please play it and beat it!

Player Comments

The game is fun, but holy hell is it hard. Eventually I had to resort to using the walkthrough. The game uses the items in a fun and unique way, and by the end of it all you'll have an arsenal of seemingly everyday items that you can use in creative ways to dispatch terrorists or solve problems.

Still, fun as the game is, it's not very well written. I noticed more than its fair share of typos and grammatical errors. Not to mention that it's kind of tedious doing some things, like having to check the lawn and garden section multiple times near the end in order to tell the manager you thought of something or check on the bomb.

Still, this game is a true CYS classic, and I really enjoyed it. 6/8.

Now to get that damn UberEnding...
-- Chris113022 on 3/16/2018 9:13:04 PM with a score of 350
This was the most clever, complex game I have played on this site. It took me an hour and a half and I still only got the "good" ending, not the Uber. The writing is well done and I love the ability to pick up items and then use them, like old Zork. A lot of items went unused, but perhaps that's because I couldn't find the other ending. I would love to know what I was supposed to do after setting off the pipebomb to get the Uber-ending. The only complaint I have is that once in a while, if stuck, I was forced to run to each location and try using almost every object I had. That may be my fault, however. Oh! I love the fact that the writer knows every detail about every object, every specification and all. Heheheh! Great job..more!!! And thanks for playing mine! :)
-- madglee on 6/10/2003 11:38:25 PM with a score of 360
HAHA I NEEDED THAT WALKTHRU HOW CONFUSING!!!!!!!!!!!! It was fun though!
-- Seikryn on 8/2/2018 2:32:06 PM with a score of 350
took so long. but was worth the time!
-- rorothesleepyhoe on 6/19/2018 3:50:09 PM with a score of 360
It is kind of stupid, but at the same time it is actually fun. Since when will this ever actually happen? It is still pretty fun though.
-- Libby on 5/20/2018 8:41:58 PM with a score of 10
The Uber ending isn t so hard, it s the cool ending that s complicated! (I apologize for the lack of punctuation here.) Hint: where should you use the spy ear)
-- Alexandra on 5/11/2018 8:23:07 PM with a score of 350
This is great! It's really life-like ish something you get what I mean. It's kind of a bummer that the Uber ending doesn't work (for like 12 years) but it's still awesome anyway!
-- Aani on 4/27/2018 11:17:04 AM with a score of 350
Took a while going through all those items, but great job! And I am very, very proud to say, I never once had to use the walkthrough. Now... Let's see about that Ubër Ending...hmmmm
-- CatholicNinja on 4/18/2018 9:20:52 AM with a score of 360
Took a while going through all those items, but great job!
-- CatholicNinja on 4/18/2018 9:18:34 AM with a score of 360
good
-- PBCoCoNutz on 3/22/2018 6:59:27 PM with a score of 350
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