The Wal*Mart Game!

Player Rating6.84/8

"#19 overall, #1 for 2001"
based on 857 ratings since 12/14/2004
played 73,893 times (finished 908)

Story Difficulty5/8

"run through the jungle"

Play Length6/8

"It'll be a while, better grab a SnickersĀ®"

Maturity Level3/8

"must be at least this tall to play"
Contains content that may not be suitable for persons under age 10. If this were a movie, it would probably be between G and PG.
Hey look everybody, it's The Wal*Mart Game! But this isn't your ordinary Wal*Mart game, oh no, terrorists have taken over, and it's up to you to ... well pretty much do whatever you'd like.

Please note that this is an Advanced Game, and takes full use of Objects. To use an object, simply pick it up (click on it), and then go to "My Inventory" and click USE. You'll pretty much need to do this thoughout The Wal*Mart game!

Also, there are three endings. See how many you can get!

2003-06-11 6:42P - The ÜberEnding does not work! I am looking into fixing this ASAP.

2003-03-10 9:29A - I've added a walkthru generously written by beholder! Please check it out if you get stuck!

2003-02-15 8:30P - Okay, I've finally remembered to publish the game by the contest, and fix a few broken links. I have put my Heart and Soul into this game, so please give feedback, positive and negative!

2003-02-09 8:00P - The game is pretty much finished. There's a ton of room for expansion, but I would like to get some feedback. Please play it and beat it!

Player Comments

This was the most clever, complex game I have played on this site. It took me an hour and a half and I still only got the "good" ending, not the Uber. The writing is well done and I love the ability to pick up items and then use them, like old Zork. A lot of items went unused, but perhaps that's because I couldn't find the other ending. I would love to know what I was supposed to do after setting off the pipebomb to get the Uber-ending. The only complaint I have is that once in a while, if stuck, I was forced to run to each location and try using almost every object I had. That may be my fault, however. Oh! I love the fact that the writer knows every detail about every object, every specification and all. Heheheh! Great job..more!!! And thanks for playing mine! :)
-- madglee on 6/10/2003 11:38:25 PM with a score of 360
You should definitely fix that Uberending. I was looking forward to completing it...
-- Jeffrey on 6/22/2017 11:46:59 AM with a score of 350
I never really knew how to beat the game (Is the Uber Ending possible?) so I just got lazy and went through a walkthrough . . . . But overall it was fun.

(Ya I cheated)
-- BoogiliWoogili on 6/19/2017 4:44:22 PM with a score of 350
Really fun
-- Likebeingawesome on 6/16/2017 11:18:28 AM with a score of 360
Thank you for this. Gave me some much needed fun.
-- Yasmine on 6/10/2017 2:06:00 AM with a score of 350
Fun! Almost beat it without looking it up! Only had to look up answers for the VERY ending!!
-- TreX18 on 5/20/2017 4:26:00 PM with a score of 350
great! now I never want to go to Walmart again, thanks!
-- MORI on 5/17/2017 5:01:48 PM with a score of 0
This is a classic...love it!
-- thequeen13 on 4/3/2017 7:32:19 PM with a score of 350
Took forever but was pretty good
-- Iquarius on 3/22/2017 4:40:57 PM with a score of 350
This is incredibly silly, but still a great game.
-- Guesty on 3/20/2017 7:48:34 PM with a score of 350
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