The Wal*Mart Game!

Player Rating0/8

"Too few ratings to be ranked"
based on ratings since 12/14/2004
played 69,427 times (finished 839)

Story Difficulty5/8

"run through the jungle"

Play Length6/8

"It'll be a while, better grab a Snickers®"

Maturity Level3/8

"must be at least this tall to play"
Contains content that may not be suitable for persons under age 10. If this were a movie, it would probably be between G and PG.
Hey look everybody, it's The Wal*Mart Game! But this isn't your ordinary Wal*Mart game, oh no, terrorists have taken over, and it's up to you to ... well pretty much do whatever you'd like.

Please note that this is an Advanced Game, and takes full use of Objects. To use an object, simply pick it up (click on it), and then go to "My Inventory" and click USE. You'll pretty much need to do this thoughout The Wal*Mart game!

Also, there are three endings. See how many you can get!

2003-06-11 6:42P - The ÜberEnding does not work! I am looking into fixing this ASAP.

2003-03-10 9:29A - I've added a walkthru generously written by beholder! Please check it out if you get stuck!

2003-02-15 8:30P - Okay, I've finally remembered to publish the game by the contest, and fix a few broken links. I have put my Heart and Soul into this game, so please give feedback, positive and negative!

2003-02-09 8:00P - The game is pretty much finished. There's a ton of room for expansion, but I would like to get some feedback. Please play it and beat it!

Player Comments

This was the most clever, complex game I have played on this site. It took me an hour and a half and I still only got the "good" ending, not the Uber. The writing is well done and I love the ability to pick up items and then use them, like old Zork. A lot of items went unused, but perhaps that's because I couldn't find the other ending. I would love to know what I was supposed to do after setting off the pipebomb to get the Uber-ending. The only complaint I have is that once in a while, if stuck, I was forced to run to each location and try using almost every object I had. That may be my fault, however. Oh! I love the fact that the writer knows every detail about every object, every specification and all. Heheheh! Great job..more!!! And thanks for playing mine! :)
-- madglee on 6/10/2003 11:38:25 PM with a score of 360
anyone get the uber ending?
-- zavcex on 1/12/2017 4:55:44 AM with a score of 360
Fantastic!
-- venyanwarrior on 1/5/2017 6:37:12 PM with a score of 350
good game, but a bit to complicated, and no clear implication on what to do on certain parts of the game. it gets really hard at some points where i had to use a guide
-- joggy135 on 1/4/2017 10:41:09 AM with a score of 350
Awesome! I liked it. Although it took me a while to save the day by myself, if my crime fighting partner, Ladybug, was here, we could have gotten the job done so much faster.
-- Chat Noir on 12/19/2016 6:16:17 PM with a score of 350
YAY I BEAT IT TOOK 4 EVER
-- CeruleanFlare on 12/17/2016 7:50:31 PM with a score of 350
This is such a amazing story. The sentences are well-written and it has a good plot. I would recommend this to anyone who likes puzzles (or cheating at them to look cool.)
-- yellowbelly on 12/11/2016 11:10:53 AM with a score of 350
that was such an immersive and tense story viewer game ever made , thanks so much for that gift!!! GG guy, GG!!
-- DomGod on 11/9/2016 8:48:52 AM with a score of 350
How do you do the Uber ending?
-- DoomTomb56 on 11/4/2016 4:50:45 AM with a score of 350
Very complex. It was difficult to find the end, but worthwhile. Some items I didn't use, so maybe you should add a use for them... unless I just missed it. Keep on making stories!
-- Mage on 10/14/2016 5:27:20 PM with a score of 350
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