The Wal*Mart Game!

Player Rating6.85/8

"#19 overall, #1 for 2001"
based on 900 ratings since 12/14/2004
played 76,933 times (finished 959)

Story Difficulty5/8

"run through the jungle"

Play Length6/8

"It'll be a while, better grab a SnickersĀ®"

Maturity Level3/8

"must be at least this tall to play"
Contains content that may not be suitable for persons under age 10. If this were a movie, it would probably be between G and PG.
Hey look everybody, it's The Wal*Mart Game! But this isn't your ordinary Wal*Mart game, oh no, terrorists have taken over, and it's up to you to ... well pretty much do whatever you'd like.

Please note that this is an Advanced Game, and takes full use of Objects. To use an object, simply pick it up (click on it), and then go to "My Inventory" and click USE. You'll pretty much need to do this thoughout The Wal*Mart game!

Also, there are three endings. See how many you can get!

2003-06-11 6:42P - The ÜberEnding does not work! I am looking into fixing this ASAP.

2003-03-10 9:29A - I've added a walkthru generously written by beholder! Please check it out if you get stuck!

2003-02-15 8:30P - Okay, I've finally remembered to publish the game by the contest, and fix a few broken links. I have put my Heart and Soul into this game, so please give feedback, positive and negative!

2003-02-09 8:00P - The game is pretty much finished. There's a ton of room for expansion, but I would like to get some feedback. Please play it and beat it!

Player Comments

This was the most clever, complex game I have played on this site. It took me an hour and a half and I still only got the "good" ending, not the Uber. The writing is well done and I love the ability to pick up items and then use them, like old Zork. A lot of items went unused, but perhaps that's because I couldn't find the other ending. I would love to know what I was supposed to do after setting off the pipebomb to get the Uber-ending. The only complaint I have is that once in a while, if stuck, I was forced to run to each location and try using almost every object I had. That may be my fault, however. Oh! I love the fact that the writer knows every detail about every object, every specification and all. Heheheh! Great job..more!!! And thanks for playing mine! :)
-- madglee on 6/10/2003 11:38:25 PM with a score of 360
-- Keelo_Ron on 1/3/2018 2:12:12 AM with a score of 0
I loved it. I reached the uner ending, but it is STILL under matinence. I loved the ending.
-- Jreesebot on 12/5/2017 9:24:55 AM with a score of 350
I got the Über-Ending, or at least to where I can access the Über-Ending, which is still under construction. Overall, I really enjoyed this, but it got really confusing, and I only won out of trying random things in random places. I decided to give up after getting the "lame" ending, and I'm going to assume that since the last update was in 2003, that that's as far as I'll get with the Über-Ending. Still, amazing game, and really funny.
-- official_evg on 12/3/2017 10:51:54 PM with a score of 25
Holy hell, this was a great game. When I first saw it, I thought, "Nah. That sounds stupid." I was wrong. Very wrong.
I can't find a single thing I don't like about this. It's hard, funny, clever, and satisfying. Props to you!
-- ultraoverlord on 11/30/2017 8:48:08 PM with a score of 360
This is perhaps the best Story Game I've ever played! It was perfect in my opinion, so I rated it an 8 :)

I had trouble at first trying to figure everything out, but I really like how the author brings that difficulty to the game. It makes it a very well-written story and also very strategic, which I love.

Overall, great job to the Author and I would definitely recommend this story! :D
-- parislover on 11/29/2017 1:14:57 PM with a score of 350
I finally made it through this. This game was well thought out and organized. Great job.
-- corgi213 on 10/15/2017 10:16:08 PM with a score of 350
-- Griseo on 10/4/2017 1:24:38 PM with a score of 350
-- RocketGamer27 on 9/7/2017 5:46:05 PM with a score of 350
Made it to cool ending this time! :)
-- TestingJest on 8/24/2017 11:41:40 PM with a score of 350
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