The Wal*Mart Game!

Player Rating7/8

"even better than Reeses' Cups®"
based on 304 ratings since 12/14/2004
played 27,490 times (finished 335)

Story Difficulty5/8

"run through the jungle"

Play Length7/8

"It keeps going and going"

Maturity Level3/8

"must be at least this tall to play"
Contains content that may not be suitable for persons under age 10. If this were a movie, it would probably be between G and PG.

Tags

HumorHumorPuzzlePuzzle
Hey look everybody, it's The Wal*Mart Game! But this isn't your ordinary Wal*Mart game, oh no, terrorists have taken over, and it's up to you to ... well pretty much do whatever you'd like.

Please note that this is an Advanced Game, and takes full use of Objects. To use an object, simply pick it up (click on it), and then go to "My Inventory" and click USE. You'll pretty much need to do this thoughout The Wal*Mart game!

Also, there are three endings. See how many you can get!

2003-06-11 6:42P - The ÜberEnding does not work! I am looking into fixing this ASAP.

2003-03-10 9:29A - I've added a walkthru generously written by beholder! Please check it out if you get stuck!

2003-02-15 8:30P - Okay, I've finally remembered to publish the game by the contest, and fix a few broken links. I have put my Heart and Soul into this game, so please give feedback, positive and negative!

2003-02-09 8:00P - The game is pretty much finished. There's a ton of room for expansion, but I would like to get some feedback. Please play it and beat it!

Player Comments

This was the most clever, complex game I have played on this site. It took me an hour and a half and I still only got the "good" ending, not the Uber. The writing is well done and I love the ability to pick up items and then use them, like old Zork. A lot of items went unused, but perhaps that's because I couldn't find the other ending. I would love to know what I was supposed to do after setting off the pipebomb to get the Uber-ending. The only complaint I have is that once in a while, if stuck, I was forced to run to each location and try using almost every object I had. That may be my fault, however. Oh! I love the fact that the writer knows every detail about every object, every specification and all. Heheheh! Great job..more!!! And thanks for playing mine! :)
-- madglee on 6/10/2003 11:38:25 PM with a score of 360
Please fix the uber ending
-- Tim on 6/10/2013 9:21:52 AM with a score of 350
Finish the uber ending i was set up for that !! :)
-- lukiagamer on 5/29/2013 8:38:55 AM with a score of 350
i got the uber ending on my first try without any help :D (actually, i thought that was the only ending) but it took me 3 hours and i nearly gave up. i hope u fix the uber ending soon. i can write a tutorial if anybody wants...
-- davchoco on 5/27/2013 7:17:58 AM with a score of 0
pretty good, i just want the uber ending to come up
-- Todd on 5/15/2013 8:45:52 PM with a score of 350
This game ate up about two hours of my life. I figured some stuff out and got pretty far, but then I realized that I didn't want to keep losing everything I had and starting over at such a far point, so I cheated a bit and used a walkthrough.
It's funny, but getting to the "under construction" UberEnding was WAY easier than the Cool Ending...
This was a really well-thought-out game and was fun to play! Too bad it didn't help me get my homework done, though... :/
-- Christian_Writer on 5/11/2013 2:58:42 PM with a score of 350
This is the first time i played this and i got the lame ending... btw, this is the best adventure game i've ever played!
-- Mark on 5/8/2013 8:23:35 PM with a score of 0
I counted three hours of work on this one
-- Gabe Darnell on 4/24/2013 9:11:40 PM with a score of 350
really awesome and i liked your thinking of the touristes
-- wood49 on 4/19/2013 8:28:53 PM with a score of 0
It was awesome
-- 602231 on 4/12/2013 10:01:59 AM with a score of 0
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