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Been a member for 7 years and haven't done anything, so I think I fit this contest nicely.

Wait, is it actually possible to beat the Witcher 3? I've been playing regularly since it launched and I still can't beat the damnable thing lol.

I can't really think of any games that would fit the bill that haven't been mentioned already. Well, maybe Mass Effect Andromeda, but I can't recommend that janky masterpiece in good consciousness. If you want to buy a playstation instead (lol) you can give Horizon Zero Dawn a go. I haven't played myself, but I've heard plenty of raving.

I guess maybe wait and see if Bethesda strikes gold with Prey? If you want something that is entirely not what you're looking for (because that makes sense), I've been absolutely addicted to Rainbow Six Siege recently and highly recommend it for the sheer joy that comes from winning one round because of tactics and skill, and then the following by dicking around with all recruits or equivalent nonsense. #BuffBlitz

You know, this contest thread is itself a story: one of vicious gambling addictions, enslavement, everlasting shame, and a Dark Lord claiming souls.

Certainly interesting, though I'm not sure I can get behind something that is literally nonsense visuals for a philosophy I already have a grip on. Of, I'm speaking from a purely consumer position; artistically speaking it is very satisfying for its simplicity.

I think I could sit and listen to Alan Watts' voice until I develop bed sores, it is very amicable.

I think you've more than earned a break, enjoy the snow, and frost, and dry air (I assume 24/7 heat turns rooms into the Gobi desert there much the same way it does here).

Oh! Maybe you can try this thing called tabletop gaming! I'm not sure if anyone here has tried it, but I hear it's fun. :P

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Enter me for 50.

I am the worst vigilante in the history of the world, I NEVER shoot a mafia or neutral townsmen.

But I thought you already were the Supreme Overlord of Death, what plane of existence could possibly be higher than that?!?

But regardless, cheers! Have a good one.