The Review Club

Hear ye, hear ye!

The Kingdom of Cystia wishes it to be known that a new service has appeared in the form of the most Noble and Admirable Order of The Reviewers. This Review Club will be a volunteer force providing reviews on request to all of Cystia’s fine citizens. The details are listed below and all are welcome and encouraged to use this group to request reviews for their stories – this will make feedback available within a reasonable timeframe to those who want it. Special thanks to those fearless scholars who join The Review Club!

THE REVIEW CLUB
 

OVERVIEW

The Review Club is a group of volunteer Reviewers who read and review story-games on request. Reviewers pledge to complete a requested review within 4 weeks of assignment to a decent standard and can have up to 3 active requests at a time. Each Writer can have 1 active review request at a time.

REVIEWERS

1: Anyone can join The Review Club.
2: Reviewers can leave and rejoin at any time, as long as they have no outstanding Reviews unfinished.
3: Reviewers who volunteer to join The Review Club pledge to read and review any assigned reviews within 28 days.
4: The reviews must be of “a reasonable standard” (no single word or single sentence reviews!).
5: Each Reviewer may have up to 3 active review requests at a time, though only one of these can be for a 6-8 length story.
6: Reviewers receive additional points for each review completed in this way:
Level 0: 0 Completed Reviews (Peasant)
Level 1: 1 Completed Review – 1 Extra Point per review (Serf)
Level 2: 2 Completed Reviews – 2 Extra Points per review (Farmer)
Level 3: 5 Completed Reviews – 3 Extra Points per review (Craftsman / Craftswoman)
Level 4: 10 Completed Reviews – 4 Extra Points per review (Merchant)
Level 5: 20 Completed Reviews – 5 Extra Points per review (Knight)
Level 6: 50 Completed Reviews – 6 Extra Points per review (Lady / Lord)
Level 7: 100 Completed Reviews – 7 Extra Points per review (Prince / Princess)
Level 8: 200 Completed Reviews – 8 Extra Points per review (King / Queen)
Level 9: 500 Completed Reviews – 9 Extra Points per review (Emperor / Empress)
Level 10: 1,000 Completed Reviews (basically all the stories on the site) – 10 Extra Points per review (God / Goddess)
7: Reviewers who fail to complete a review within 28 days without good reason will receive a strike. Three strikes lead to permanent expulsion from The Review Club. One Strike can be erased by completing 10 assigned Reviews.
8: If no Reviews are assigned to a Reviewer in a four-week period the Admins will assign them a review.
9: Reviews are assigned to a specific Reviewer by request or sequentially to available Reviewers.
10: Only one 6-8 length story can be assigned to a reviewer at a time.
 

WRITERS

1: Anyone can request a Review for one of their stories, though they can only have one active request at a time.
2: Writers can ask for a specific Reviewer or Any, in which case it will be sequentially assigned to an available Reviewer.
3: Writers cannot ask for a specific Reviewer to keep reviewing the same story but they can ask for a specific Reviewer to review different stories they have written.
4: Writers who request a Reviewer who already has three review requests can join that Reviewer’s Waiting List.
5: Writers cannot provide deliberately impossible stories. Doing so will put them on a Banned list so they cannot request Reviews in the future.
6: If a Writer thinks a Review is especially poor (single words or sentence), they can appeal to an Admin and request a Strike for the Reviewer.

ADMINS

1: Admins will monitor the Review Club, assign requested Reviews to Reviewers and help to manage it generally.

MEMBERS OF THE REVIEW CLUB:

Anthraxus Joined: 19 Jan 26, Reviews Completed: 0, Level: 0 (Peasant), Strikes: 0.
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Beefhotpot Joined: 19 Jan 26, Reviews Completed: 0, Level: 0 (Peasant), Strikes: 0.
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Benholman44 Joined: 19 Jan 26, Reviews Completed: 0, Level: 0 (Peasant), Strikes: 0.
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Cat2002116 Joined: 19 Jan 26, Reviews Completed: 0, Level: 0 (Peasant), Strikes: 0.
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CavusRex Joined: 19 Jan 26, Reviews Completed: 0, Level: 0 (Peasant), Strikes: 0.
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Clayfinger Joined: 19 Jan 26, Reviews Completed: 0, Level: 0 (Peasant), Strikes: 0.
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Fabrikant Joined: 19 Jan 26, Reviews Completed: 0, Level: 0 (Peasant), Strikes: 0.
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Gryphon Joined: 19 Jan 26, Reviews Completed: 0, Level: 0 (Peasant), Strikes: 0.
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Hetero_Malk Joined: 19 Jan 26, Reviews Completed: 0, Level: 0 (Peasant), Strikes: 0.
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Liminal Joined: 19 Jan 26, Reviews Completed: 0, Level: 0 (Peasant), Strikes: 0.
Assigned Reviews: Ignis and Aero by Clayfinger (4/8 length, Deadline: 18 Feb 26)
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MiltonManThing Joined: 19 Jan 26, Reviews Completed: 0, Level: 0 (Peasant), Strikes: 0.
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Mousecore Joined: 19 Jan 26, Reviews Completed: 0, Level: 0 (Peasant), Strikes: 0.
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Mystic_Warrior Joined: 19 Jan 26, Reviews Completed: 0, Level: 0 (Peasant), Strikes: 0.
Assigned Reviews: Climbing Beyond The Clouds by Will11 (3/8 length, Deadline: 16 Feb 26)
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RKrallonor Joined: 19 Jan 26, Reviews Completed: 0, Level: 0 (Peasant), Strikes: 0.
Assigned Reviews: A night in Dark Chicago by Anthraxus (4/8 length, Deadline: 17 Feb 26)
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UnescapableDeath Joined: 19 Jan 26, Reviews Completed: 0, Level: 0 (Peasant), Strikes: 0.
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Will11 Joined: 19 Jan 26, Reviews Completed: 0, Level: 0 (Peasant), Strikes: 0.
Assigned Reviews: Gay and Depressed in Prison by RKrallonor (2/8 length, Deadline: 16 Feb 26)
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End Master's Prompt Contest 5

                      END MASTER’S PROMPT CONTEST 5

     

Deadline: 11:59 PM (EST) April 1st, 2026

Reward: The enemies you make along the way

Alright it’s that time again for all of you faggots to pick a prompt and then fuck off for several months until close to the deadline where upon half of you will flake out completely and get thrown in the SHAME pit. Of those remaining half, most of them will turn in unfinished shit because guess what? They fucked off for several months instead of actually focusing!

And MAYBE among the rest who miraculously manage to completely follow through with their ideas we’ll get some good stuff. Well that’s the hope anyway since I have to read all this shit. 

Still, I would like to see you slothful fucktards at least put in more fucking effort in turning in something this year. Yeah we got some of the best story submissions last contest, but let’s try for quantity as well as quality too. 

After all, this is the grand CYStian community tradition and we don’t want these contests to end up deader than a CoGite’s dick in a room full of biological women.

Speaking of which, for fuck’s sake try to avoid writing gay porn this year. Seriously we’ve had enough of that for awhile now, this isn’t the IFag’s SpringThing where you need to cross your t-girls and dot your intersexed for alphabet soup points.

Note: I didn’t say you can’t write gay protagonists if you really feel the need to represent yourself, I just said don’t write fucking gay PORN or you’re getting cast down to the bottom level of the SHAME pit automatically.

So if you pick say the prompt about joining a new cult don’t make it about a bunch of cross dressing degenerates sucking a giant disembodied cock that baptizes them its “divine” juice or some shit. Do something wholesome like a bunch of freaks dressing in the skins of their victims and carving their eyes out so they can "see" their true god Fluffy the Unnamable or some shit.

Anyway, if you’re joining the contest pick a prompt from the list below. When you’re done writing your story be sure to link it to this thread.

That’s about it for now, unless I think of something else to change as needed.

Good luck.

1) A story involving a dangerous hunting competition.
 TharaApples

2) A story involving dinosaurs.
 YellowCake

3) A story about an underwater adventure.
 stories_unwritten

4) A story where the protagonist has a dangerous addiction or obsession.
 Liminal

5) A story written in the epistolary style (Told through journal entries or letters). benholman44 (200 Bet that he'll be in the top 5)


6) A story that starts with receiving a letter or call from someone you thought was dead.
 Avo

7) A story involving trying to save at least one loved one.
 Suranna

8) A story about a pacifist protagonist.
 beefhotpot

9) A story involving a major festival within the fairy world.


10) A story about escaping a prison (Doesn’t matter what kind)
 SpecialOlympic

11) A story involving court intrigue while attempting to seduce one (or more!) of your relatives.
 Orange (Special group hug bonus!)

12) A story about a siege. This can be from the attackers or defenders (or both) point of view.
 Fabrikant (Pulling Papaya out of the third level of the pit)

13) A story involving a literally retarded protagonist.
 Corgi213

14) A story where you’re the last of your kind (Doesn’t need to be human).


15) A story about being a cartographer hired to map out an unexplored area.
 Fire_Of_The_Universe

16) A story about being the leader of a post apocalyptic gang.


17) A story about a homemaker protagonist while their significant other leaves for battle for extended periods of time (Soldier, raider, merc, etc).
 Wildblue

18) A story about founding a new religion.
 Mystery Contestant

19) A story involving a war between two galactic super powers fighting over planet Earth (Humans are the “primitives” caught in the middle)
 Shadowdrake27 (100 Bet and pulling SpartacustheGreat from the third level of the pit))

20) A story involving a criminal trying for one last big score before getting out of the life.
 MrAce321 (Saving Darkspawn from third level of the pit)

21) A story about being a traveling merchant.
 Clayfinger

22) A story about an abominable horror has come to a small town and that horror is YOU.
 Darius_Conwright

23) A story about rebuilding after a war.
 Chris113022 (Saving AYT from the third level of the pit)

24) A story about a race to acquire a valuable resource.


25) A story involving tales from the Bible and do whatever you want with it. (Do not simply use the Book of Mormon for this fanfic)
 TypedRooster

26) A story set during a nuclear winter on Earth.
 RKrallonor (50 point Bet that he makes a good story)

27) A story about joining a cult.
 Yummyfood

28) A story set during a holiday (Any of them)


29) A story about time traveling Nazis or dinner with Hitler. I don't care, just something with Nazis I guess. Time period and location still don't matter. Enterpride

30) A story involving a road trip.
 DBNB

31) A story involving sports of some kind. (Real or fictional and in any capacity: Player, coach, ref, mascot, cheerleader, etc)


32) A story involving an uncharted planet (Colonizing it, exploring it, crashing into it, etc)
 Anthraxus

33) A story about having cancer and trying to check off a bucket list before you die. Also try to make this into a game with a scoring system. (It’s cancer, just have fun with it!)

34) A story revolving around portals to other worlds. 

35) A story where the protagonist is a public figure caught in a scandal. MadHattersDaughter

36) A story where the protagonist is worshipped by a primitive tribal society. 

37) A story about wholesome woodland critters.

38) A story about being a film maker attempting an ambitious project.

39) A story where the protagonist seeks a living example of something long thought extinct.

40) A story involving a journey in an airship.

41) A story where the protagonist is an ordinary shopkeeper. _QoH_

42) A story involving a special task force that hunts down rogue magic users. goodnight_a

43) A story where an archaeologist makes an incredible discovery. Fluxion

44) A story about a small group of isolated survivors. Mlraka

45) A story set in a lunatic asylum. Secret Contestant

46) A story involving and underground society. (And I repeat don’t fucking write gay porn) Mizal (Saving Derp from the third level of the pit again for some damn reason)

47) A story about redemption of past misdeeds (And no, you can’t redeem a pedo) CavusRex

48) A story involving playing as a historical figure (Up to you how close you stick to real life) MiltonManThing

49) A story with a ghostly protagonist haunting a particular area. Cat2002116 (Pulling Marte from the bottom level of the pit)

50) A story where the old gods have returned! Objective: SURVIVE UnscapeableDeath