Some stories have a message...kinda...

Additional Notes:

WARNING! (The real one)

This story is pretty offensive, it can get graphic and downright ruthless at times so if you don’t like that sort of humor, don’t read this story. But if you read it anyway don’t complain if you get offended, I did warn you and keep in mind it IS only a story.

(Or read it anyway, get offended and leave a hilariously triggered comment, that's fine too.)

Also, don't bother trying to "win" either. You can't. Just heed the moral lessons you may learn.

One musician's tale in a dying world

Additional Notes:

If you’ve read and liked Necromancer, then this might interest you as this story takes place during the same course of events of that story. (Not a prequel, not a sequel, but an equal!)

However, this story is definitely more “story” than “game”. In fact you shouldn’t even bother reading it if you’re intent on “winning”. You can’t. That being said, there is a “true ending” to this story and you’ll probably know if you get it. If you do get it, you can consider it a “win” if you like.

There are a few points in the story where there are links that lead to “Letters to Home”. While not necessary to understand the story, they do provide a little more insight into the protagonist’s thoughts and feelings on various situations.

The last hope for a dying empire

Additional notes:

This story can be very long assuming you're not dying. Years pass and your surroundings will most likely change. You may very well live a life time in the story.

As with any of my writings, the story comes before the game. However while there isn't a complex inventory and all of that, you can technically "win" by getting one of the epilogues.

There are 13 epilogues total.

There are also several points in the story where there are links that lead to more background information on various people, places, things and events. While not completely necessary to understanding the story, they do give you more insight into it.

Carnivals aren't all fun and games.

Additional Notes:

While there is only one spot that contains extra histories for this story, it's basically the background information of all the major characters and factions. It's strongly recommended that these are read due to the fact that your character will be interacting with most of these folks in his attempts to successfully accomplish his task(s).

This story has a very factional feel to it, so choose your allegiances carefully to get one of the better endings.

If you see a bright light, duck and cover!

Additional notes:

I should point out that this story can be very long assuming you're not dying. Years pass and your surroundings will most likely change. You may very well live a life time in the story if you're lucky. You will also experience a completely different adventure depending on how you escaped the initial nuclear strike. (Assuming you do survive it.)

As with any of my writings, the "story" comes before the "game". However, this story was written in a "game like" format. So while there isn't a complex inventory and all of that, you can technically "win" by getting one of the 4 special endings. (You'll know if you get one because you'll get an epilogue)

This one's for the kids, no really!

Additional Notes:

This story has clear cut win/lose endings. There is nothing excessively unusual about this story, it's just a simple "children's story".

(Yes, you can still die in it)

Running the family business isn't easy!

Additional Notes:

In a few places there are links for history or certain characters. While not necessary to understand the story, they do provide further background information.

There are several endings varying in degrees of good/bad or neutral outcomes. Technically there is one very happy ending, but it isn't labeled as such.

Underneath the sickness there's love...

Additional Notes:

WARNING!

This story contains a lot of graphic content, if you are offended by ultra violence, explicit sexual descriptions, tons of swearing, blasphemy, inappropriate dark humor, and brutal misanthropy in general then DO NOT read this story!

Of course now that I’ve mentioned all the things it contains, you’ll probably read it anyway, you sick little monkey.

Well don’t complain if you get offended, I did warn you and keep in mind it IS only a story.

(Or read it anyway knowing it'll offend you and leave an amusingly triggered comment. That's fine too.)

This also isn't really a "win/lose" type story. While there are some endings better than others, this is basically just a tale about a very twisted man and his very twisted lifestyle.

Additional Notes:

This story is definitely more "story" than "game", however there are two distinct paths that can be followed, each with their own pitfalls and additional choices. There is also "one true" ending in which can be considered a "win" (You'll know if you got it, because you'll get an epilogue)

This story can get long, and assuming you're surviving, years do pass in it and you and your environment will change. There are a few points in the story where there are links that lead to more background information on various people and things. While not completely necessary to understand the story, they do give you more insight into it. The text that accompanies some of the pics are also done for similar purposes (Your journal entries, personal thoughts, letters written to you, etc)

Humanity never changes...

Additional Notes:

There are links leading to various background information and your character's current thoughts throughout the story. In some cases these may provide greater insight since some mysterious things can occur in this story.

There are also several endings varying in degrees of good/bad/neutral outcomes. Technically there is one ultimate "winning" ending, but it isn't labeled as such.

Emotions can be wonderful or dangerous...

Additional Notes:

This story has a few bits that are probably a bit on the disturbing side. Not many, but they are there in places. So if you don't like that sort of thing, you probably shouldn't read it.

This story in general is probably a bit odd and less verbose than most of my other stories. There are also several endings varying in degrees of good/bad/neutral outcomes. While there are some endings better than others, this is basically just the tale of a teenager who definitely has some issues.

From humble beginning to infamy and beyond!

Additional notes:

This story is a fully self contained one and can easily be read on its own, however it also acts as a "sequel" to Innkeeper.

As with any of my writings, the story comes before the game. However while there isn't a complex inventory and all of that, you can technically "win" by getting one of the 12 epilogues.

Things would be so much easier if your name was Mary Sue

Additional notes:

This story is a fully self contained one and can easily be read on its own, however it also acts as:

A direct sequel to the "Good Girl" short story in Tales From The Basement.

A semi sequel to the other TFTB short stories, Repression, TRASH, Love SICK and Geek.

A semi prequel to Ground Zero.

As with any of my writings, the story comes before the game. However while there isn't a complex inventory and all of that, you can still "win" by getting one of the epilogues.

There are 16 epilogues total.

Because Basement Dwellers are people too!

Additional Notes:

This story is three stories in one. Your first choice will lead to a separate tale of a different “basement dweller”. Each one is mostly different in tone.

Ebay Escapist is weird and random. It’s the least verbose of the three. (Or my stories in general)

Good Girl is the longest and most descriptive of the three. There is some weirdness going on here too, but is mostly kept much more in "reality". There is a cast of characters link in the beginning to help you keep up with who’s who.

Anime Addict has a lot of offensive language and humor, so if you don't like that sort of thing you shouldn’t read this one.

In all the tales there are several endings varying in degrees of good/bad/neutral outcomes. While there are some endings better than others, these are basically just tales of basement dwellers.

It's an edgelord boogaloo!

Additional Notes:

This story is three stories in one where it follows a different protagonist based on the first choice.

This story is also probably really offensive or something. Probably shouldn't read it if that's not your thing, but feel free to do so anyway and complain loudly in the comments since those are always good for a laugh.

Anyway, there's your extra warning. You can't say you weren't told.

Incel Insanity and Whining Wokie are all new tales, while Film Fanatic is a "reboot" of sorts of an older story called Exploitation Theater. Yes, it's finally here and been greatly expanded on.

As always the story is always more important than the game focus, but also as always, you definitely can get better endings than others.

Three ladies. Three legends.

Additional notes:

This story is a fully self contained one and can easily be read on its own, however it also acts as a connection to Rogues, Eternal and Necromancer.

As with any of my writings, the story comes before the game. However there is an epilogue for each "winning" ending.

Yee Haw! It's a trailer park life for me!

Additional Notes:

This story has a ton of offensive langauge and humor so if you don't like that sort of thing, you probably shouldn't read it. Though given the setting, the language used is pretty accurate.

This also isn't really a "win/lose" type story. While there are some endings better than others, this is basically just a tale about a typical day of a degenerate that lives in a trailer park.

Just a little bit!

You never really get to know too much about the mom other than the few disapproving looks and comments she makes. I assume Andrew's dad is dead, but I suppose it could've been the case his mom became that way due to the dad. (It's still a man's fault!)

Apparently there's a whole series of these books though where I guess Millie just goes around offing asshole dudes. Though the main complaint about the books is people saying the woman that writes them is a shitty writer, but she wound up on the bestseller list at some point so she's appealing to some people I suppose.

Housemaid (The Movie)

So the trailers to this one made it seem like it was more of a horror movie with a family that looks normal but there’s fucked up shit going on behind closed doors and some young woman getting roped into the madness.

However, it’s a bit different than that. In fact I didn’t even know this was based on a book which was apparently a “psychological thriller” (Kittywow!)

The movie is definitely more in the thriller genre so that checks out. The psychological part, yeah that’s there too.

Amusingly the movie also seems to be classified as an “EROTIC psychological thriller” as opposed to just a plain old psychological thriller like the book. I suppose maybe some of that is in there. There’s certainly one section that stands out in that regard and it comes off like some visual version of a romance novel.

However, I’d switch out “erotic” for “feminist” really since the overall theme is ultimately more about women managing to get their independence back from a shit situation rather than “This guy is really hawt and making all my dreams come true!”

But I’ll get into it being gurl powar or not later. Right now I’m spoiling this shit as always.

Okay so the movie starts off with a young woman named Millie interviewing for a live-in housemaid position at some richie household. The woman (Nina) says she’ll be in touch and Millie drives off with pessimism that she won’t get hired. Things are actually worse than just her not being able to get a job, since she’s currently living in her car AND you find out later she NEEDS to have a job since she’s out on parole and has to be employed to stay out of prison.

She gets hired and she’s pretty happy about it since she not only has a job, but she’s also got a place to sleep too. Her room is a small one at the top of the house which is also sound proofed with a deadbolt door. (Already it’s suspicious) She ends up meeting the rest of the family which consist of Nina’s biological daughter Cece and her husband Andrew who basically is a Chad looking motherfucker. He works at some techbro company he got due to his dad.

There’s also a Mexican groundskeeper who keeps staring at Millie and sort of warning her, but doing it in such a creepy way that she’s put off by him.

Anyway, things start to go south almost immediately with Nina getting into hysterics and bitching at Millie for shit she hasn’t even done. This takes Millie off guard since Nina was pretty nice to her at first. Meanwhile Andrew’s doing a lot of consoling of his wife while also reassuring Millie that everything will be fine and she doesn’t need to worry about her suddenly losing her job since it gets to the point where Nina’s threatening to fire her. Nina giving conflicting orders is an ongoing thing.

Also she starts hearing Nina’s rich bitch buddies talk shit about her saying how Nina was once locked up in an insane asylum for nearly trying to kill herself AND her daughter and how Andrew staying with her is a saint because loves her so much. They’re all wet and jealous over this guy though Millie also is having dreams about Andrew as well which she definitely knows isn’t good idea especially since Nina warns her to stay away from her husband after seeing them a bit too friendly with one another.

The other bit that’s going on is Nina and Andrew are supposed to be trying for a baby, but it’s not going well in that department.

Which of course is already leading to Andrew looking at Millie a little closer what with her being younger and perfect for such things. He even goes on about how Nina used to be so much better and cements the whole crazy bit by saying her parents both died in a fire when she was little and their were rumors that she might’ve caused the fire herself. A touch here, a touch there, etc. It all comes to a head when the wife is out of town and Andrew and Millie go see a show together and then have dinner and then eventually fuck. (This would be the “erotic” scene I suppose)

After this happens there’s the whole thing of “This can’t happen again.” “I wish I met you before.” etc. Meanwhile Millie is half worried that’s she’s going to get fired again since Nina had been texting her the entire day and night she was having fun with her husband. But Nina comes home early and seems to be in good spirits, but suddenly lets it slip that Millie had been in prison for 10 years.

This leads to Millie to figure that Nina always knew about this and this allowed her to just treat her like shit because she knew she could get away with this. Andrew however doesn’t seem to care and says she doesn’t need to explain herself.

The last straw is Nina setting Millie up to get arrested by letting her borrow her car and giving her some dresses and then claiming she stole them. Nina already knew about them fucking since she had given Millie a phone to use and had been tracking it anyway. Andrew however has a lot of pull and gets her out of trouble AND lays down the law saying he can’t put up with Nina being cruel to Millie any longer and tells her to get the hell out of the house. Nina doesn’t have much choice since there was a whole airtight prenup so she wouldn’t get shit. Hell, she doesn’t even get custody of her own daughter because she’s crazy.

Nina drives off and breaks down crying while Millie starts enjoying her new status as Andrew’s soon to be tradwife. Pretty much starts showing them doing a lot of fucking and her cooking, and Andrew is even telling her that soon she won’t have to worry about doing any cooking or cleaning anymore and how he’ll take care of everything. Congrats, Millie hit the jackpot right?

Well not quite and even before it kicks in I figured something was going to be fucked up with the dude from the start.

So the groundskeeper is still lurking about and one day he’s staring directly at Millie from the door and this startles her enough that she breaks one of Andrew’s mom’s plates. This leads to Andrew firing the groundskeeper and he tells her it’s fine about the plate. He just tells her to get all the pieces and he knows a guy that can put it back together. (He also has fired the Mexican on the spot)

He comes back from work later with dinner and it shows him looking at the plate pieces in a plastic bag and then states that the plate hasn’t been washed. Millie thinks this is just him trying to be funny, but as he hugs her, he says the ominous words of “It’s okay, you’ll learn.”

So they go upstair to her old maid’s bedroom and fuck on the bed. However Millie passes out from the champaign though Andrew probably drugged it, because when she wakes up, just about everything in the room is missing apart from the bed she was on. The door is locked and she yelling to be let out. Andrew is on the other side and says he’ll let her out, just not yet and then he leaves as she’s banging on the door.

Okay so now this is where the movie does an info dump in visual form.

It cuts back to Nina when she was crying in the car, but it shows those cries turning into laughter and celebration. The next scene is her writing to her daughter and explaining her reasons for doing what she did. And here comes the flashback info dump.

So Nina dispels the rumor that she might’ve killed her own parents in a fire and just says it was an unfortunate event and she just got lucky with surviving though she sometimes wishes she hadn’t. She went from one foster home to another but through hard work she managed to get herself into college and was going to law school, but she got preggo by some charming professor.

Well the professor didn’t want anything to do with her or even his kid so she had to drop out of college and go to work to support them both and it was a constant struggle. However she ended up meeting Andrew at the company she worked for and he did the whole white knight routine of treating her well, being understanding, and basically solving all her problems.

They get married and it’s a fairy tale, but then one day she doesn’t dye her hair and her ROOTS are showing. He tells her and she says she’s got an appointment later. Well she forgets and he points it out again, but it doesn’t matter and asks if she can go get a document from his personal office upstairs which is that little housemaid room. She goes in finds it nearly empty and he locks her in.

Andrew tells her that she has to learn to be better and that she’s going to have to rip out 100 pieces of her hair and put them in an envelope he slides under the door. He needs to see those follicles!
So Nina holds out for awhile, but all she’s got is 3 little bottles of water and a bucket to use for the bathroom (Which is in a little crawlspace closet) eventually she worries about what will happen to her daughter so she pulls out her hair and gives it to Andrew in the envelope, but he returns saying ONE of the hairs didn’t have a follicle so she’s gotta start ALL over again. Hair is a privilege!

So now she pulls out another 100 hairs and he lets her out. She immediately runs to her daughter and gets to see her briefly before promptly passing out from the drugged bottle of water Andrew gave her just before. She wakes up later she’s getting taken away in cuffs due to Andrew gas lighting the whole thing of her trying to commit suicide with pills and trying to drown her daughter who had been placed in a tub of running water. He’s got cop connections so this works and Nina is in the insane asylum for quite awhile and once again she goes along with everything just to get her daughter back.

So she goes along with “the life” for awhile, but it’s not just about Andrew being a controlling psycho, it’s also about her not even being able to fit in with the upper society bitches, to say nothing of Andrew’s mother who is implied to be one of the reasons why Andrew became the way he is anyway. The Mexican groundskeeper is literally the only one she could sort of confide in since he noticed something was wrong and he tries to assist in her escape by getting passports.

And that plan doesn’t work. Andrew finds the passports and has her sent back to the asylum again. This is an ongoing process for her. And on top of all this Andrew’s been trying to get her preggo since his whole damn goal of doing this in the first place is to have a family, but Nina’s been doing shit to interfere with that process. Morning after pills and such. She even bribes a doc the last time to say she’s got something wrong with her girl parts. (This is about the time Andrew starts looking at Millie a lot more)

In the meantime the Mexican says he knows a guy that could just kill him, but she’s come up with her own plan to escape since she feels like murder would just make her situation worse. She can’t run though since Andrew’s going to just drag her back somehow. Andrew does have a weakness though, which is his constant need to be liked. So that’s when she came up with the solution to get Andrew to leave her and put in a want ad for a live in housemaid. The Mexican dude really doesn’t like the whole idea of just sacrificing another girl, but he keeps quiet (At least to Andrew)

And when Millie applied, so was perfect. Some young attractive blonde who had little in the way of options, desperate need of a job and more importantly had been to prison. From there she pretty much set up shit so that Andrew would be pushed more and more towards hooking up with her and Millie of course would no doubt would fall for Andrew much like she did since he’s good at the whole knight in shining armor routine.

And then it shows her secretly meeting her daughter who apparently got the message she wrote to her, though it’s a little weird because it implied she probably wouldn’t read this until she was 18 or unless Nina was dead. And it’s already sort of implying that Nina’s just going to take off to parts unknown with her daughter.

Meanwhile it shows Millie trapped in the little maid room.

And if this had been a horror movie, that’s probably how it would’ve ended. Actually that’s probably how I would’ve ended it.

However, the movie continues for good or ill.

So THEN it goes into a Millie inner monologue about how she’s figured it out that Nina set all this up in order to escape and good for her she guesses. Millie’s monologue goes into a flashback of how she went to prison in the first place which is when she was in a richie school on a cheerleader scholarship she found one of the “Andrews in training” RAEPING some girl and she smashed the back of his melon in with a blunt object, killing him. The rape victim didn’t step forward to back her up so she went to prison and managed to get a lesser sentence for manslaughter.

She also had a tough time keeping some of her other jobs upon getting out of prison since she clobbered some fat cook in the back of his head while he was molesting a waitress. (Not enough to kill this time though)

Anyway Andrew comes back with his mom’s plate and does the whole scolding routine saying how she needs to be better and all that. And her punishment is she’s gotta take the plate piece he slides under the door and slice her stomach 21 times for each piece the plate is in. And she’s gotta do it good and deep because if not, she’s just going to have to do it ALL over again.

So the next thing that happens while Millie’s taking a piss in a bucket, is she notices a small knife hidden in the crawlspace which was something Nina had been using at some point. Also while Nina is speaking with her daughter, Cece says that they should go back and get Millie even if Nina says Millie can take care of herself.

Millie carves herself up and Andrew of course has a camera in the room, so he knows when she’s done it and he finds her bleeding on the bed and he’s saying all this shit about how he loves her and how this was for her own good, etc. And then Millie promptly stabs him in between that bit where his neck and shoulder would be. After a bit of a scuffle, Millie manages to scramble out the door and lock it.

Now he’s yelling to be let out and she’s taunting him. Starts breaking all his mom’s special plates and such. She says she’ll let him out if he takes the pliers she slides under the door and pulls a tooth out with them. (Too obvious to pry one of his balls off with them I guess)

He refuses and claims he’s going to kill her, but she’s not impressed since she can easily kill him first and starts pouring gasoline around the door along with stating Nina must not have told him she had been in jail for murder. He relents and pulls his tooth out, sliding both under the door. She says she’ll come back tomorrow.

So at this point Nina retardedly goes back to the house and sees that the little maid room light is on. She figures Andrew already has Millie in time out, so she sneaks in to rescue. Millie is in Andrew’s mancave so now Nina figures that Andrew is in there since she hears the TV on. She sneaks upstair, but makes enough noise to alert Millie.

Millie screams at Nina just as she’s opening the maid door and now Andrew is so happy to see Nina, he pushes her down the stairs and then starts strangling her against the wall screaming that this is all her fault. Millie does her classic smashing a dude in the back of the head routine, but now his attention is just turned to her, but she manages to escape him.

Andrew returns to the house in defeat and finds Nina still there and in some weird attempt to recoup his losses, he tries to claim he knows when he’s wrong and how he’ll be better, etc. Though while he’s practically begging for Nina to come back, he can’t help but point out that she doesn’t have anything and at her age she’s unlikely to get anything better.

Nina gives a whole speech of why he sucks, pointing out he’s only got what he’s got due to his dad, he doesn’t have kids, he’s got a wife who hates him and he’s desperately always trying to gain his mom’s approval who will never give it. She almost feels sorry for him and she’d rather be dead than go back.

After a bit of villainous contemplation of her words, he states he’s happy to oblige, but then ol’ Millie was lurking in the darkness and does her classic sneak attack to the head routine and he goes tumbling over the stairs railing hitting several of the spiral sides until he hits the floor dead. Nina then drops a light bulb and states she’s going to say that’s how he died. Trying to change a lightbulb. Millie doesn’t think that’ll work, but Nina says she guesses she’ll see and tells Millie to run. (She also calls the Mexican guy to help do some clean up)

Well the cops get there and Nina tells the story, and there’s a female cop taking the statement and points out that Andrew sure had some deep cuts just from falling.

The female cop then goes on to say that her sister had a relationship a long time ago and eight years later she showed up on her doorstep and was never the same. So basically the female cop knew Andrew was an asshole so she’ll cover for Nina.

Next scene is Andrew’s funeral and everyone’s all sad about it, except Nina and her daughter of course. Actually Andrew’s mom isn’t particularly emotional either and sort of gives a disdainful look at everyone (The rich bitches crying over him) and says one of Andrew’s teeth was missing and then stating it’s important to take care of your teeth, because TEETH ARE A PRIVILEGE!

Nina sees Millie lurking in the cemetery and tells her she should’ve left, but Millie really can’t do that since she’s on parole and has no job again. Nina leaves her a check for 100,000 before she takes off for California with her daughter.

Last bit is Millie applying for another housemaid position and the rich woman mentions that Nina recommended her and it’s implied she’s got an asshole husband that Millie can take care of in a similar manner.

The End

Now while I called this a feminist movie, I did see some arguing that it totally wasn’t, but most of that seems to be because all these folks don’t like the actress playing Millie and going so far as to call her a Nazi. I had to look up why that even was, but apparently it’s just due to her being conservative and being in a jeans ad and the slogan was “She’s got good jeans” And everyone read into it that because she was some pretty blonde blue eyed chick that was endorsing white supremacy, etc.

Yeah it was retarded.

That seemed to be the only damn argument. They don’t like the actress (or her beliefs) so she couldn’t possibly be in a feminist movie. Great logic.

Hell, there’s a better argument that it wasn’t feminist and that’s because half the premise of the movie is one woman actually throwing another under the bus, but I mean that’s what women do.

However, I am still of the belief that the movie still was feminist in nature mainly because even if Nina did sort of fuck over Millie, she did go back and help her out and it was even her daughter that suggested this. (For it is the youth that will lead to a better way!) Millie herself is basically “female Dexter” what with her going around killing or otherwise disabling dudes preying on women.

Every major guy shown save for the Mexican is an asshole predator. Given that it has women taking back their power and independence and not to trust men, and I’d say this is way more feminist than everyone who was losing their shit about Mad Max Fury Road being “feminist.”

Though I will say, Nina REALLY should’ve just went with the Mexican dude’s plan of getting a guy to kill Andrew. I mean she ultimately had him killed anyway and this would’ve saved herself a shitload of time and probably still could’ve set it up to look like he died changing a light bulb or whatever.

But of course it was sort of implied at that point she was done having a man trying to help her and she was going to do this herself. The flaw with this bit is her way STILL ultimately called for the Mexican dude to help her clean shit up after her convoluted plan resulted in a messy bloodbath. Lol.

Anyway I’m probably mansplaining what’s feminist and what isn’t, but as Mizal would say, this is what men do.

All that being said, I still liked the movie even if wasn't something I'd normally watch.

Looks like a lot of words got written since I last saw this thread.

So what have we learned?

1. Flux was wrong when he claimed this site was right wing a long time ago. A lot of the people here are left leaning or centrist at most. (We're still Nazis to the rest of the IF community though)

2. The tiresome phrase that "If you got 1 Nazi at a table and 9 normal people then you got 10 Nazis at the table." is also wrong.

It's like no you dumb faggot. You still only got 1 Nazi at the table and everyone else is pelting him with rocks.

3. Cel made RK sad which is basically like kicking a puppy further cementing his bad reputation around here since just being a Nazi wasn't enough.

4. Might as well give TWST some points for essentially throwing a grenade and getting away from the spectacular blast.

Probably too much anal.

I'm more amused that this was just a simple "I am very angry at the bad government!" post by a snot nosed kid and then everyone posted in it way more than he actually did.

In fact, did they even survive? They haven't posted since making this thread.

Glad to hear the surgery went well. Be sure to let us know what your new pronouns are.

It's a state that had open carry with no permit and concealed carry even before Texas did. 

There's no state inspection on vehicles which can basically just be 4 wheels and an engine, and under certain conditions you could technically drive while legally blind since the doctors can't report you.

It's the home of not one but two of the most violent post apocalyptic cities without an actual nuke going off. (Obviously Detroit, but really Flint is a bigger shithole given they can't even get clean water)

It had the most "militias" at one time in the US. Not sure if that's the case anymore but I'm sure they all didn't disappear.

Age of consent is 16.

And it somehow never had the death penalty (Not even a little bit)

Combine that with politicians suggesting to arm hobos with shotguns and like I said, it's the wacky Mitten state.

I think Chris actually made a story with a hero dying of cancer. It was pretty good, don't know why he took it down.

Agreed.

Hand the guns to groups of mentally ill homeless people instead.

This was seriously proposed in Michigan back in 2018 since there was an idea to let homeless people defend their carts and against violence better by giving them shotguns.

I sometimes miss that wacky mitten state. (Not that rabbit though, Yoopers can go fuck themselves)