EndMaster, The Grandmaster of the Dead

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6/1/2007

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"I swear, End, you're like a little poisonous devil that sits on people's shoulders and whispers evil into their ears in an effort to cause the most drama and chaos that you can." - Axiom

"There’s a certain point where you need to stand back and realize that all you’re doing is butchering kids on a public forum" - Some kid before I butchered him

                              "You are a legend." - Loving daughter Cricket

                              

Biography- Fnord

Location- The Outer Reaches of Your Mind

Interests- You really don't want to know

Occupation- Destroyer of Worlds

Signature- Writing: It's more fun than a barrel of Ebola ridden monkeys!

Extra Info- I'm originally from that graveyard called Infinite Story, but I came here as a conqueror because I'm a no good dirty tyrant.

If for some baffling reason you ever have the urge to read something really offensive, it can be found here.

Then again if you aren't a complete degenerate and you really have lots of time to waste then you might like this instead.

Trophies Earned

Administrative contributions and driving insane traffic our way. Won 2007 Contest Having 9 Storygame(s) Featured Having Infinite Points Posting 10480 Forum Posts Given by alexp on 06/21/2012 - For all the great work on the site. Given by BerkaZerka on 01/09/2017 - What goes around comes around~ Given by EndMaster on 06/22/2012 - Because it's my trophy! Given by Fleshnblood_78 on 08/01/2008 - Thanks for bringing quality to the site Given by JJJ-thebanisher on 02/17/2008 - For excellent writing ability used in epic proportions. Congrats on Legend. Given by Killa_Robot on 12/10/2019 - The only tribute I can give, as I kind of like my soul. Place wouldn't be the same without you. Given by madglee on 03/13/2012 - Start publishing this stuff, man. Excellent. Given by march5th00 on 11/26/2007 - For exceptional writing ability with Necromancer and for winning the CYS 2007 Contest "March's Madness" Given by mizal on 11/11/2019 - A toast to another 1000 years of unmitigated villainy, ever expanding armies of minions, and unquestioned and absolute power. And the writing of course. Given by tsmpaul on 02/25/2008 - And the award goes to... (drum roll please)... Endmaster, for hitting the top games list! Given by Will11 on 01/15/2017 - For being the best author on the site and contributions as a Moderator

Storygames

A Very Special Choose Your Story

Some stories have a message...kinda...

Additional Notes:

WARNING! (The real one)

This story is pretty offensive, it can get graphic and downright ruthless at times so if you don’t like that sort of humor, don’t read this story. But if you read it anyway don’t complain if you get offended, I did warn you and keep in mind it IS only a story.

Also, don't bother trying to "win" either. You can't. Just heed the moral lessons you may learn.


Featured Story Alpha Wolf

Old monsters never die, they just get meaner.

Additional Notes:

There are history links for each monster (In the form of your character's memories) and while not neccessary to understand the story, they do provide deeper background. Ignore whatever you might know about various old movie monsters, you'll find that most of their histories are much different in this story.

You may find that this story has a movie feel to it which is appropriate considering the characters involved. The langauge (and violence) can get graphic sometimes, so if you don't like that sort of thing, you probably shouldn't read it.

Finally this isn't really a "win/lose" type story, however there are definitely good/bad/neutral endings. A few endings are even "really good" though they won't be spelled out as such.


Featured Story Death Song

One musician's tale in a dying world

Additional Notes:

If you’ve read and liked Necromancer, then this might interest you as this story takes place during the same course of events of that story. (Not a prequel, not a sequel, but an equal!)

However, this story is definitely more “story” than “game”. In fact you shouldn’t even bother reading it if you’re intent on “winning”. You can’t. That being said, there is a “true ending” to this story and you’ll probably know if you get it. If you do get it, you can consider it a “win” if you like.

There are a few points in the story where there are links that lead to “Letters to Home”. While not necessary to understand the story, they do provide a little more insight into the protagonist’s thoughts and feelings on various situations.


Featured Story Eternal

Eternal

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The last hope for a dying empire

Additional notes:

This story can be very long assuming you're not dying. Years pass and your surroundings will most likely change. You may very well live a life time in the story.

As with any of my writings, the story comes before the game. However while there isn't a complex inventory and all of that, you can technically "win" by getting one of the epilogues.

There are 13 epilogues total.

There are also several points in the story where there are links that lead to more background information on various people, places, things and events. While not completely necessary to understanding the story, they do give you more insight into it.


Geek

Carnivals aren't all fun and games.

Additional Notes:

While there is only one spot that contains extra histories for this story, it's basically the background information of all the major characters and factions. It's strongly recommended that these are read due to the fact that your character will be interacting with most of these folks in his attempts to successfully accomplish his task(s).

This story has a very factional feel to it, so choose your allegiances carefully to get one of the better endings.


Featured Story Ground Zero

If you see a bright light, duck and cover!

Additional notes:

I should point out that this story can be very long assuming you're not dying. Years pass and your surroundings will most likely change. You may very well live a life time in the story if you're lucky. You will also experience a completely different adventure depending on how you escaped the initial nuclear strike. (Assuming you do survive it.)

As with any of my writings, the "story" comes before the "game". However, this story was written in a "game like" format. So while there isn't a complex inventory and all of that, you can technically "win" by getting one of the 4 special endings. (You'll know if you get one because you'll get an epilogue)


Imagination

This one's for the kids, no really!

Additional Notes:

This story has clear cut win/lose endings. There is nothing excessively unusual about this story, it's just a simple "children's story".

(Yes, you can still die in it)


Innkeeper

Running the family business isn't easy!

Additional Notes:

In a few places there are links for history or certain characters. While not necessary to understand the story, they do provide further background information.

There are several endings varying in degrees of good/bad or neutral outcomes. Technically there is one very happy ending, but it isn't labeled as such.


Love SICK

Underneath the sickness there's love...

Additional Notes:

WARNING!

This story contains a lot of graphic content, if you are offended by ultra violence, explicit sexual descriptions, tons of swearing, blasphemy, inappropriate dark humor, and brutal misanthropy in general then DO NOT read this story!

Of course now that I’ve mentioned all the things it contains, you’ll probably read it anyway, you sick little monkey.

Well don’t complain if you get offended, I did warn you and keep in mind it IS only a story.

This also isn't really a "win/lose" type story. While there are some endings better than others, this is basically just a tale about a very twisted man and his very twisted lifestyle.


Featured Story Necromancer

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Additional Notes:

This story is definitely more "story" than "game", however there are two distinct paths that can be followed, each with their own pitfalls and additional choices. There is also "one true" ending in which can be considered a "win" (You'll know if you got it, because you'll get an epilogue)

This story can get long, and assuming you're surviving, years do pass in it and you and your environment will change. There are a few points in the story where there are links that lead to more background information on various people and things. While not completely necessary to understand the story, they do give you more insight into it. The text that accompanies some of the pics are also done for similar purposes (Your journal entries, personal thoughts, letters written to you, etc)


Featured Story Paradise Violated

Humanity never changes...

Additional Notes:

There are links leading to various background information and your character's current thoughts throughout the story. In some cases these may provide greater insight since some mysterious things can occur in this story.

There are also several endings varying in degrees of good/bad/neutral outcomes. Technically there is one ultimate "winning" ending, but it isn't labeled as such.


Featured Story Repression

Emotions can be wonderful or dangerous...

Additional Notes:

This story has a few bits that are probably a bit on the disturbing side. Not many, but they are there in places. So if you don't like that sort of thing, you probably shouldn't read it.

This story in general is probably a bit odd and less verbose than most of my other stories. There are also several endings varying in degrees of good/bad/neutral outcomes. While there are some endings better than others, this is basically just the tale of a teenager who definitely has some issues.


Featured Story Rogues

From humble beginning to infamy and beyond!

Additional notes:

This story is a fully self contained one and can easily be read on its own, however it also acts as a "sequel" to Innkeeper.

As with any of my writings, the story comes before the game. However while there isn't a complex inventory and all of that, you can technically "win" by getting one of the 12 epilogues.


Featured Story Suzy's Strange Saga

Things would be so much easier if your name was Mary Sue

Additional notes:

This story is a fully self contained one and can easily be read on its own, however it also acts as:

A direct sequel to the "Good Girl" short story in Tales From The Basement.

A semi sequel to the other TFTB short stories, Repression, TRASH, Love SICK and Geek.

A semi prequel to Ground Zero.

As with any of my writings, the story comes before the game. However while there isn't a complex inventory and all of that, you can still "win" by getting one of the epilogues.

There are 16 epilogues total.


Tales From The Basement

Because Basement Dwellers are people too!

Additional Notes:

This story is three stories in one. Your first choice will lead to a separate tale of a different “basement dweller”. Each one is mostly different in tone.

Ebay Escapist is weird and random. It’s the least verbose of the three. (Or my stories in general)

Good Girl is the longest and most descriptive of the three. There is some weirdness going on here too, but is mostly kept much more in "reality". There is a cast of characters link in the beginning to help you keep up with who’s who.

Anime Addict has a lot of offensive language and humor, so if you don't like that sort of thing you shouldn’t read this one.

In all the tales there are several endings varying in degrees of good/bad/neutral outcomes. While there are some endings better than others, these are basically just tales of basement dwellers.


TRASH

Yee Haw! It's a trailer park life for me!

Additional Notes:

This story has a ton of offensive langauge and humor so if you don't like that sort of thing, you probably shouldn't read it. Though given the setting, the language used is pretty accurate.

This also isn't really a "win/lose" type story. While there are some endings better than others, this is basically just a tale about a typical day of a degenerate that lives in a trailer park.


Articles Written

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Recent Posts

Born A Poor Black Child on 8/12/2020 5:51:57 AM

I just watched that scene yesterday when I was going through a bunch of Sopranos clips.


everyone in this thread on 8/11/2020 11:27:28 PM

You realize you're arguing with coins, right?


Yoink: Baiting and Hooking Thread 4 on 8/11/2020 6:48:34 PM

Same way most I expect.

She felt a crushing blow to the back of her head and when she woke up she was here.


Interesting Comments 5 on 8/10/2020 9:54:45 PM

Repression has been getting a bunch of negative comments lately.

pretty garbage

-- freefrancisman on 7/26/2020 3:55:27 AM with a score of 0

Short and simple story about Author thinks that dysfunctional family problems can be solved with threesome incest. Had no fun, owuld not recommend. 2/8.

-- Premium on 7/15/2020 9:50:02 AM with a score of 0

super weird and random

-- junior13 on 4/30/2020 1:41:52 PM with a score of 0

WTF... I got the mom-sis fuc ker ending on first try.

-- Bedroom on 11/29/2019 9:27:31 AM with a score of 0

 

But such is the burden being surrounded by the lesser born.


Not Really New on 8/10/2020 5:16:37 PM

Always amazing that we have some of the most degenerate, autistic, retarded or outright sociopathic folks on here and they all still manage to find some one to fuck them, meanwhile on CoG there's a whole thread with various members going on about how they can't find love and need CYOA romances to live vicariously through. 


Deep Thoughts With Black Thots on 8/7/2020 8:07:33 PM

"Okay, I was the Davefaster account from a while back. Got banned in 2018 I think." - Deep Thoughts Throat

Fisted Dave joined in January 2019 and got banned December of 2019. Unless you were just some nameless lurker, you weren’t around on the forums in 2016.

This all sounds like bullshit, since the dates don’t really line up if I double check the emails, real names and IPs. Granted all those can be faked, but normally most return users are so retarded, they do something that links them to their old handles in some way.

Picking Fisted Dave as the black person to masquerade as was probably the WORST one you could have picked. Hell, even Jimmy would have been better.

But assuming if you really are Fisted Dave, this explains all the faggotry, which apparently only increased since you got banned multiple times last time (After you CLAIMED you were leaving FOREVER)

In any case, thanks for giving me a name, I’ll put this one with the rest of the trolling/spamming alts on your tombstone in the graveyard. 

Banned again.


Deep Thoughts With Black Thots on 8/7/2020 1:48:48 PM

Well if you're not going to keep an open mind, then there's no point in any of this.


Deep Thoughts With Black Thots on 8/7/2020 12:49:17 PM

Lol, you just fucked yourself by admitting you were a former banned troll from 4 years ago.

As a general rule, trying to sneak in under the ban is grounds for getting banned again unless you're going to prove useful.

Besides actually writing something, making story comments, etc, you'll have to give us what name you used to go by.

Failing to at least give the old name out by the end of the day is going to just result in another ban. Granted, you could just pop up again, but the long winded "woke" schitck you're doing now won't fly since we'll know its you.

Don't worry though, regardless of what happens, we'll keep your posts up since they're hilariously cringy and retarded and we like to laugh at faggots like you.


Deep Thoughts With Black Thots on 8/7/2020 9:18:03 AM

Coins is right, I will have at least fucked his mom double that amount by the end of the month.


Deep Thoughts With Black Thots on 8/6/2020 9:32:07 PM

"The action of voting for Trump is one of the most racists action someone can make so yeah, it is not comparing a rat to a rat. It's comparing your creepy pedophile uncle Lester, to a psychopathic serial killer who rapes his victim's after he kills them."

Now I wouldn't want to assume here, but I'm guessing in this analogy, Biden is the pedo and Trump is the serial killer. If this is the case, then this is a really bad one if we're supposed to be choosing Biden, since the serial killer is the better one to go with.

The pedo will be molesting a ton of kids. (Not killing them though) These kids will most likely grow up to be all fucked up. At best, they're going to be going through therapy, have orientation/gender mental issues, having a lot of random sex spreading diseases like whores, etc. At worst, some of them becoming pedos themselves and perpetuating the cycle.

The serial killer on the other hand is at least killing his victims, so they won't be fucking up anyone else with their PTSD. When the serial killer dies, all his evil dies with him. There's no mention of who he's targeting either, so there's also a chance he's killing a few people that deserve to die anyway.

Hell, he's not even raping the living. He's raping them AFTER he kills them, so there's not even the sexual torture involved for the victim before they die.

So basically what all this means is the serial killer AKA Trump is the better choice.

Also "Your Creepy Uncle Lester" sounds awfully specific...