Zweihanderr, The Reader

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7/4/2022 3:02 AM

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Crawled into a place in my head

The only space where I can feel safe and sound

All that you've lived for comes spiraling down

Catatonic, emaciated

All this pain that you have created 

Battered heart, broken soul

With no other place to go



You can call me 'Z'  or 'Zwei' if that's quicker for ya.






Recent Posts

End Master’s Culture Clash Contest on 12/31/2021 11:32:32 PM

Gonna go ahead and apologize for this one. Thought I could at least get some feedback for submitting.

Black Friday Random Question! on 11/26/2021 12:04:42 PM


Black Friday Random Question! on 11/26/2021 12:04:27 PM

Gonna guess B.

Daji Mystery Thread on 11/24/2021 9:27:46 AM

Same. I thought it was that guy that got banned yesterday messaging me from another account, turns out it was just this rando.

Bracketed Dueling #2 on 11/23/2021 1:39:41 AM

Voting for story number 1.

Bracketed Dueling #1 on 11/23/2021 1:24:26 AM

Voting for story number 1.

End Master’s Culture Clash Contest on 11/22/2021 11:32:56 AM

I'll give it a shot; ain't got much to lose.

Explanation Time on 11/16/2021 4:12:44 AM

Look man, just like EndMaster said, you had a pretty bad introduction, but its not the end of the world.

If you would just focus all this energy on writing stories or reviews, instead of doing all these cringe forum theatrics, (like you should have done from the jump) then you'd be in a much better position on the site.

My advice; stop talking about it so much and do literally anything else until everyone forgets and knows you for the content of your character. Which right now is a shifty identity stealer chameleon guy, but that's neither here nor there.


I've got a confession on 11/15/2021 10:49:59 PM

Well, this guy's story arc took a real yikes turn. Almost gave me second hand embarrassment with all that 'refugee' roleplaying.

How hard is it to not be ultra cringe? The internet may never know.


Rant of the Lameness on 11/12/2021 6:04:54 PM

Yep it is, good catch; I'm a pretty big history/fantasy enthusiast and I've always thought zweihander sounds cool, even though it just means 'two hander'. I actually like flamberges more as a sword, but the name is just kinda lame and gives me metrosexual vibes.

Here's where I would ask something about your username but I'm honestly not sure what a 'proctor' is without a google search, nor why said proctor is the color red. A communist proctor perhaps, here to finally bring down the detestable bourgeoisie? My curiosity is piqued.