Mizal, The Grandmaster Procrastinator

Member Since

5/5/2011

Last Activity

1/8/2026 12:12 AM

EXP Points

6,352

Post Count

25031

Storygame Count

11

Duel Stats

3 wins / 13 losses

Order

Lauded Sage Exemplar

Commendations

1,066
Behold my profile.
There's, uh, nothing here right now. Someday I should probably find a balance between the old text wall, and...this. (she drew my avatar you know!)

Trophies Earned

Earning 100 Points Earning 500 Points Earning 1,000 Points Earning 2,000 Points Earning 5,000 Points Thorough and consistent writing workshop contributions / excellent commenting. Having 1 Storygame(s) Featured Posting 25022 Forum Posts Given by BerkaZerka on 11/10/2017 - Forum and Site Contributions Not Unnoticed Given by EndMaster on 11/30/2017 - It's everything you've always wanted! Given by Gower on 03/24/2021 - "I never want to see anyone, and I never want to go anywhere or do anything.  I just want to write." - P.G. Wodehouse Given by JJJ-thebanisher on 08/14/2019 - For excellent writing, keeping the site together and generally being an excellent presence Given by Killa_Robot on 08/15/2019 - For being a net positive to the site, even while helping idiots Given by madglee on 02/16/2022 - For all your contributions to CYS Given by MadHattersDaughter on 03/11/2021 - To my BFF and our hardest working admin. Sorry about, well, you know. . . Given by mizal on 08/15/2019 - MUHAHAHAHAHA! *strokes fluffy white cat* I always knew this day would come. Given by ninjapitka on 10/22/2022 - Truly a dead site without you Given by Will11 on 01/14/2018 - For Inseperable and your other great stories

Storygames

>DEVOTION
You harvest in the Arena. Every machine needs a function, and that is yours. Written for the Tiny 'Topia challenge.

A Stack of Cats
You are a man on a mission. The cats, they must be stacked.

A puzzling math and logic game I made just to put some of the scripting practice I've been doing to use. Have fun and please let me know if you encounter any bugs.

Should be solvable by middle schoolers, or those with same basic level of intelligence as a middle schooler.

Agent of Order
Orbiting a barren planetoid in a system full of nothing just past the edge of the frontier, The Last Outpost is just another refueling station. Strategically important, true, but on a routine stop you never expected to spend longer than a couple hours there, let alone a couple of days fighting for your life...

There are five epilogues, but some may be difficult to discover. Note that actions have consequences, but not always immediate ones. (And if you just need an End Game link, go play around with the probe.)

Facts About the Planet and the Solar System
A compilation of some little known facts about the solar system, as well as the debunking of a few myths.

In addition to the scientific explanations, there's a small story dramatizing it all.

Hopefully young readers will find this fun as well as educational. :)

(Might not be the greatest story ever written, but consider this: it got me 200 points.)

Featured Story Inseparable
It doesn't matter what they say...

Jack the Bean Counter
The bean, it must be found. For MHD's Fairytales contest.

KOBOLD KEBABS

For Endmaster's 4th Prompt Contest. The story must involve a cooking competition.


Love is for the Birds
...and the squirrels. Sort of.



Written in six hours, for no other reason than to avoid consignment to the SHAME pit after my other Romance contest entry didn't want to cooperate.

Now You Gotta Deal With This S***

A tale told in verse. A text from your sister requesting a pick up from a party leads to a night of strangeness.

Inspired by Bucky's ballad contest. Though...I wouldn't call this a ballad. I'm not sure what I'd call it, actually, other than exceedingly stupid, and fun to write.

(Don't pay any attention to the scores, they're just for me to track which endings reviewers get.)


Read My Stories or Die!

HATE.

THE PURITY AND INTENSITY OF MY HATE IS LIKE A THOUSAND MERCILESS, UNQUENCHABLE SUNS.

AND YET, I ONLY NEED ONE...


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


Silver Horn, Silver Hooves
When the weather is fine, you've been coming to this grove to drink from the pool for centuries now. Today, you meet a stranger and hear a story that changes all that...



A fairy tale adventure.



Another Damn Wolf Story
unpublished
I have no idea why I wrote this. All I can say in my defense is that it seemed like a good idea at the ti--wait no that's a lie, I said, repeatedly that this was stupid and shameful every time I mentioned working on it.

The truth is I needed to publish something before the end of the year and there is CLEARLY a burning need for wolf stories in the psyche of children using the internet. But then they write them badly, or make their wolves behave like clans of cats. So here is a simple straightfoward story of a young wolf leaving his pack in search of a better life. Maybe no one will ever feel the need to write another one now, or if nothing else maybe this will give them ideas for how to do it in slightly more minimum-standards-meeting ways.

Final conclusion however is that writing about some dumb animal with no agency is not something I'd recommend.

Character Creator
unpublished

If you don't know what this is for, then it isn't for you.


Articles Written

A List of Storygames for People Who Like to Read
A list of storygames with substantial effort put in, all written in the last couple of years and sorely in need of ratings and reviews.

CYS Forum Advice and Etiquette
A modernized guide to the forums. The path to internet popularity and happiness, and a few CYS specific do's and don'ts.

Recent Posts

Prompt Contest 5 Progress discussion on 1/8/2026 12:12:43 AM
That's right UD, you're already a crushing disappointment before you even started so no pressure, the only way to go is up.

Prompt Contest 5 Progress discussion on 1/7/2026 10:58:17 PM
The issue with a subject like this is that you're basically either literally asking someone to Google a thing for you, or you're asking for people who don't value their time or have no specific education to summarize their memories of a thing they saw on reddit one time and then blended with their own opinions and a thing they heard somewhere else years ago without paying attention to sources. And on an impossibly broad and massive topic like this anyway you'd be genuinely better off even doing something like skimming an overview on Wikipedia and then narrowing it down to areas of focus from the there.

Prompt Contest 5 Progress discussion on 1/7/2026 10:54:33 PM
Although now that I know the actual prompt he should probably just read Shadow Over Innsmouth, the Gods and Goddesses one I forgot I got from you originally but it's a solid tecommendation. I'll try to take a look at the Greek one sometime soon too.

Prompt Contest 5 Progress discussion on 1/7/2026 10:21:31 PM
Oh he got that prompt? Lol. Kids are very literal minded, what can I say.

Special v Naz on 1/7/2026 8:24:39 PM
@V__V I regret to inform you there seems to be a deepstate conspiracy primed to remove yet another of your more appropriately aged noob friends. I promise however that we'll get you a new one next time we're at the pet store.

New Daily Quotes Thread on 1/7/2026 10:27:38 AM
"This is the first page in your adventure game. To change this text or edit the page further, switch the page view by clicking on the edit button above."

The world has gone insane (pt. 2) on 1/7/2026 10:22:26 AM
Breaking News alert says that the US is to control Venezuelan oil sales "indefinitely", no bothering with any attempt at legal reasoning. This is fucking hilarious, we're not even pretending.

New Daily Quotes Thread on 1/7/2026 10:15:17 AM
Just shows you didn't fully comprehend the statement imo, you may have spaced out while attempting to process the middle portion.

DND suggestions on 1/7/2026 8:28:43 AM
This is only one of the reasons D&D over text is superior. I've been a part of the same campaign over Discord for five years, we meet every Saturday. Would never bother to do in person D&D again. The amount that descriptive narrative adds to characters, both PCs and NPCs cannot be matched, everything is helpfully archived to reference later, and for the shorter campaigns I've actually run it's so superior for seamlessly taking a PC aside for small side actions and dispensing unique info to be acted on later.

The world has gone insane (pt. 2) on 1/6/2026 10:28:02 PM
Oh yeah, and happy January 6th, everyone. There are still folks REALLY mad that Trump hasn't prosecuted the deep state conspirators that tricked them into rioting, or paid them reparations for the way they were victimized after storming the Capitol and assaulting police. All he gave them was a lousy pardon.