Mizal, The Grandmaster Procrastinator
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5/5/2011
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3/19/2026 5:31 PM
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You harvest in the Arena.
Every machine needs a function, and that is yours.
Written for the Tiny 'Topia challenge.
You are a man on a mission. The cats, they must be stacked.
A puzzling math and logic game I made just to put some of the scripting practice I've been doing to use. Have fun and please let me know if you encounter any bugs.
Should be solvable by middle schoolers, or those with same basic level of intelligence as a middle schooler.
A puzzling math and logic game I made just to put some of the scripting practice I've been doing to use. Have fun and please let me know if you encounter any bugs.
Should be solvable by middle schoolers, or those with same basic level of intelligence as a middle schooler.
Orbiting a barren planetoid in a system full of nothing just past the edge of the frontier, The Last Outpost is just another refueling station. Strategically important, true, but on a routine stop you never expected to spend longer than a couple hours there, let alone a couple of days fighting for your life...
There are five epilogues, but some may be difficult to discover. Note that actions have consequences, but not always immediate ones. (And if you just need an End Game link, go play around with the probe.)
There are five epilogues, but some may be difficult to discover. Note that actions have consequences, but not always immediate ones. (And if you just need an End Game link, go play around with the probe.)
A compilation of some little known facts about the solar system, as well as the debunking of a few myths.
In addition to the scientific explanations, there's a small story dramatizing it all.
Hopefully young readers will find this fun as well as educational. :)
(Might not be the greatest story ever written, but consider this: it got me 200 points.)
In addition to the scientific explanations, there's a small story dramatizing it all.
Hopefully young readers will find this fun as well as educational. :)
(Might not be the greatest story ever written, but consider this: it got me 200 points.)
It doesn't matter what they say...
The bean, it must be found.
For MHD's Fairytales contest.
For Endmaster's 4th Prompt Contest. The story must involve a cooking competition.
...and the squirrels. Sort of.
Written in six hours, for no other reason than to avoid consignment to the SHAME pit after my other Romance contest entry didn't want to cooperate.
Written in six hours, for no other reason than to avoid consignment to the SHAME pit after my other Romance contest entry didn't want to cooperate.
A tale told in verse. A text from your sister requesting a pick up from a party leads to a night of strangeness.
Inspired by Bucky's ballad contest. Though...I wouldn't call this a ballad. I'm not sure what I'd call it, actually, other than exceedingly stupid, and fun to write.
(Don't pay any attention to the scores, they're just for me to track which endings reviewers get.)
HATE.
THE PURITY AND INTENSITY OF MY HATE IS LIKE A THOUSAND MERCILESS, UNQUENCHABLE SUNS.
AND YET, I ONLY NEED ONE...
When the weather is fine, you've been coming to this grove to drink from the pool for centuries now. Today, you meet a stranger and hear a story that changes all that...
A fairy tale adventure.
A fairy tale adventure.
Another Damn Wolf Story
unpublished
I have no idea why I wrote this. All I can say in my defense is that it seemed like a good idea at the ti--wait no that's a lie, I said, repeatedly that this was stupid and shameful every time I mentioned working on it.
The truth is I needed to publish something before the end of the year and there is CLEARLY a burning need for wolf stories in the psyche of children using the internet. But then they write them badly, or make their wolves behave like clans of cats. So here is a simple straightfoward story of a young wolf leaving his pack in search of a better life. Maybe no one will ever feel the need to write another one now, or if nothing else maybe this will give them ideas for how to do it in slightly more minimum-standards-meeting ways.
Final conclusion however is that writing about some dumb animal with no agency is not something I'd recommend.
The truth is I needed to publish something before the end of the year and there is CLEARLY a burning need for wolf stories in the psyche of children using the internet. But then they write them badly, or make their wolves behave like clans of cats. So here is a simple straightfoward story of a young wolf leaving his pack in search of a better life. Maybe no one will ever feel the need to write another one now, or if nothing else maybe this will give them ideas for how to do it in slightly more minimum-standards-meeting ways.
Final conclusion however is that writing about some dumb animal with no agency is not something I'd recommend.
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unpublished
If you don't know what this is for, then it isn't for you.
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A List of Storygames for People Who Like to ReadA list of storygames with substantial effort put in, all written in the last couple of years and sorely in need of ratings and reviews.
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A modernized guide to the forums. The path to internet popularity and happiness, and a few CYS specific do's and don'ts.
Recent Posts
ban mizal on 3/19/2026 5:17:23 PMI don't think it's supposed to do that, maybe you should let me check it out. (I watched a show about doctors once.)
CYScraper: a CYS forum searching tool on 3/19/2026 4:38:25 PM
Mousecore, for your service you can now commend things and fuck with the points of your lessers according to your whim. (Just try not to abuse that last one too much.)
Your posts also can't be edit locked and, should you ever actually finish any games, you can fix things in them without unpublishing first.
Your posts also can't be edit locked and, should you ever actually finish any games, you can fix things in them without unpublishing first.
Death of a Serbian on 3/19/2026 4:22:57 PM
Not in Dike and Windmill Land.
Death of a Serbian on 3/19/2026 3:53:57 PM
Believe it or not that was actually an accident.
Death of a Serbian on 3/19/2026 3:52:37 PM
With a deal like this I knew you'd show up eventually you money grubbing cloghopper.
I can't think of what to put here on 3/19/2026 2:51:50 PM
Well you've read the most fucked up story on the site this side of LoveSICK and It's a Boy!, I think the rest of your browsing experience will be quite cozy.
Well, Private Game for Natalie is a little messed up in concept, but not graphically so, and it definitely is a masterpiece that's a much shorter read than the ones UD suggested.
Re-Election Campaign and a couple of others by Orange are also in the mid range of length and really well done.
Well, Private Game for Natalie is a little messed up in concept, but not graphically so, and it definitely is a masterpiece that's a much shorter read than the ones UD suggested.
Re-Election Campaign and a couple of others by Orange are also in the mid range of length and really well done.
ban mizal on 3/19/2026 12:41:38 PM
I think we fargot to edit this one.
(ban me)
WHOLESOME thread for WHOLESOME things on 3/19/2026 11:33:13 AM
One of my dogs gets really excited when she hears this video.
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(Not pictured: the rooster offscreen wondering why one of the babies came out black)
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(Not pictured: the rooster offscreen wondering why one of the babies came out black)
Will's Lame Stand on 3/19/2026 10:43:36 AM
But here you go Wildblue, even though you wanted me banned, I still got your back here. Can't let you face this kind of cyberbullying unarmed.

WHOLESOME thread for WHOLESOME things on 3/19/2026 8:59:57 AM
But he's talking crazy! ban UD

