Mizal, The Grandmaster Procrastinator
Member Since
5/5/2011
Last Activity
2/28/2026 11:45 AM
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Storygame Count
11
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Behold my profile.
There's, uh, nothing here right now. Someday I should probably find a balance between the old text wall, and...this.
(she drew my avatar you know!)
There's, uh, nothing here right now. Someday I should probably find a balance between the old text wall, and...this.
(she drew my avatar you know!)
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Storygames
You harvest in the Arena.
Every machine needs a function, and that is yours.
Written for the Tiny 'Topia challenge.
You are a man on a mission. The cats, they must be stacked.
A puzzling math and logic game I made just to put some of the scripting practice I've been doing to use. Have fun and please let me know if you encounter any bugs.
Should be solvable by middle schoolers, or those with same basic level of intelligence as a middle schooler.
A puzzling math and logic game I made just to put some of the scripting practice I've been doing to use. Have fun and please let me know if you encounter any bugs.
Should be solvable by middle schoolers, or those with same basic level of intelligence as a middle schooler.
Orbiting a barren planetoid in a system full of nothing just past the edge of the frontier, The Last Outpost is just another refueling station. Strategically important, true, but on a routine stop you never expected to spend longer than a couple hours there, let alone a couple of days fighting for your life...
There are five epilogues, but some may be difficult to discover. Note that actions have consequences, but not always immediate ones. (And if you just need an End Game link, go play around with the probe.)
There are five epilogues, but some may be difficult to discover. Note that actions have consequences, but not always immediate ones. (And if you just need an End Game link, go play around with the probe.)
A compilation of some little known facts about the solar system, as well as the debunking of a few myths.
In addition to the scientific explanations, there's a small story dramatizing it all.
Hopefully young readers will find this fun as well as educational. :)
(Might not be the greatest story ever written, but consider this: it got me 200 points.)
In addition to the scientific explanations, there's a small story dramatizing it all.
Hopefully young readers will find this fun as well as educational. :)
(Might not be the greatest story ever written, but consider this: it got me 200 points.)
It doesn't matter what they say...
The bean, it must be found.
For MHD's Fairytales contest.
For Endmaster's 4th Prompt Contest. The story must involve a cooking competition.
...and the squirrels. Sort of.
Written in six hours, for no other reason than to avoid consignment to the SHAME pit after my other Romance contest entry didn't want to cooperate.
Written in six hours, for no other reason than to avoid consignment to the SHAME pit after my other Romance contest entry didn't want to cooperate.
A tale told in verse. A text from your sister requesting a pick up from a party leads to a night of strangeness.
Inspired by Bucky's ballad contest. Though...I wouldn't call this a ballad. I'm not sure what I'd call it, actually, other than exceedingly stupid, and fun to write.
(Don't pay any attention to the scores, they're just for me to track which endings reviewers get.)
HATE.
THE PURITY AND INTENSITY OF MY HATE IS LIKE A THOUSAND MERCILESS, UNQUENCHABLE SUNS.
AND YET, I ONLY NEED ONE...
When the weather is fine, you've been coming to this grove to drink from the pool for centuries now. Today, you meet a stranger and hear a story that changes all that...
A fairy tale adventure.
A fairy tale adventure.
Another Damn Wolf Story
unpublished
I have no idea why I wrote this. All I can say in my defense is that it seemed like a good idea at the ti--wait no that's a lie, I said, repeatedly that this was stupid and shameful every time I mentioned working on it.
The truth is I needed to publish something before the end of the year and there is CLEARLY a burning need for wolf stories in the psyche of children using the internet. But then they write them badly, or make their wolves behave like clans of cats. So here is a simple straightfoward story of a young wolf leaving his pack in search of a better life. Maybe no one will ever feel the need to write another one now, or if nothing else maybe this will give them ideas for how to do it in slightly more minimum-standards-meeting ways.
Final conclusion however is that writing about some dumb animal with no agency is not something I'd recommend.
The truth is I needed to publish something before the end of the year and there is CLEARLY a burning need for wolf stories in the psyche of children using the internet. But then they write them badly, or make their wolves behave like clans of cats. So here is a simple straightfoward story of a young wolf leaving his pack in search of a better life. Maybe no one will ever feel the need to write another one now, or if nothing else maybe this will give them ideas for how to do it in slightly more minimum-standards-meeting ways.
Final conclusion however is that writing about some dumb animal with no agency is not something I'd recommend.
Character Creator
unpublished
If you don't know what this is for, then it isn't for you.
Articles Written
A List of Storygames for People Who Like to ReadA list of storygames with substantial effort put in, all written in the last couple of years and sorely in need of ratings and reviews.
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A modernized guide to the forums. The path to internet popularity and happiness, and a few CYS specific do's and don'ts.
Recent Posts
Fucking Genders, How Do They Work? on 2/28/2026 11:44:42 AMAs long as we're hating Ben, I'll point out how much the use of "irony" annoys me when he's yet another one who has no idea what that word even means.
Fucking Genders, How Do They Work? on 2/28/2026 10:23:12 AM
Yes, update us when things have calmed down please, hope you and your family get through this okay.
Of course with all three governments involved in this conflict being absolutely corrupt and run by lunatics, I don't have high hopes for any kind of neat resolution for anyone.
Fucking Genders, How Do They Work? on 2/28/2026 9:33:41 AM
All week we've been like, "where the heck is Fluxion, he's missing the chance to argue with autistic text walls about one of his favorite subjects".
The other thread that Endmaster tagged you to would be better to argue about Iran in though, it was literally started with a reply to one of your posts. This one has kind of run its course as far as actual debate and people are just comfortably trolling and shitposting now.
Edit: oh, damn, just saw that shit is indeed going down with Iran now. Hope Missile and his family manage to stay safe, anyway.
Fucking Genders, How Do They Work? on 2/28/2026 9:32:10 AM
That's okay man, to tell the truth we don't read most of your posts either.
new game I made on 2/27/2026 11:21:43 PM
....did you think we wouldn't be able to see that this was you?
Can't reply in threads on 2/27/2026 10:15:34 PM
Do you think this is a competition?
Improve the search on 2/27/2026 10:12:10 PM
Don't tell us what to do!
new game I made on 2/27/2026 8:05:19 PM
Thankfully, you have this set so that no one can see it but us mods.
I already told you to read some of the other games on the site so you can see what readers are looking for. I see you didn't do that. But, well, failing that...what's the last book made of paper that you read and liked, and can you tell us why your own story contains none of the same elements that made it good to you?
I'm just not in the mood to engage with any of this, you seem almost proud of your lack of basic English. Work on that first by reading more good books before worrying about writing. If you don't care enough to make you writing presentable, then you don't care about writing and have no real reason to do it.
can't search on 2/27/2026 5:13:29 PM
skill issue
Fucking Genders, How Do They Work? on 2/27/2026 3:24:24 PM
I know you're an old crotchety boomer, and I remembef Gryphon being forced to go to summer camp.
