Mizal, The Grandmaster Procrastinator

Member Since

5/5/2011

Last Activity

2/25/2026 6:54 PM

EXP Points

6,445

Post Count

25494

Storygame Count

11

Duel Stats

3 wins / 13 losses

Order

Lauded Sage Exemplar

Commendations

1,073
Behold my profile.
There's, uh, nothing here right now. Someday I should probably find a balance between the old text wall, and...this. (she drew my avatar you know!)

Trophies Earned

Earning 100 Points Earning 500 Points Earning 1,000 Points Earning 2,000 Points Earning 5,000 Points Thorough and consistent writing workshop contributions / excellent commenting. Having 1 Storygame(s) Featured Posting 25479 Forum Posts Given by BerkaZerka on 11/10/2017 - Forum and Site Contributions Not Unnoticed Given by EndMaster on 11/30/2017 - It's everything you've always wanted! Given by Gower on 03/24/2021 - "I never want to see anyone, and I never want to go anywhere or do anything.  I just want to write." - P.G. Wodehouse Given by JJJ-thebanisher on 08/14/2019 - For excellent writing, keeping the site together and generally being an excellent presence Given by Killa_Robot on 08/15/2019 - For being a net positive to the site, even while helping idiots Given by madglee on 02/16/2022 - For all your contributions to CYS Given by MadHattersDaughter on 03/11/2021 - To my BFF and our hardest working admin. Sorry about, well, you know. . . Given by mizal on 08/15/2019 - MUHAHAHAHAHA! *strokes fluffy white cat* I always knew this day would come. Given by ninjapitka on 10/22/2022 - Truly a dead site without you Given by Will11 on 01/14/2018 - For Inseperable and your other great stories

Storygames

>DEVOTION
You harvest in the Arena. Every machine needs a function, and that is yours. Written for the Tiny 'Topia challenge.

A Stack of Cats
You are a man on a mission. The cats, they must be stacked.

A puzzling math and logic game I made just to put some of the scripting practice I've been doing to use. Have fun and please let me know if you encounter any bugs.

Should be solvable by middle schoolers, or those with same basic level of intelligence as a middle schooler.

Agent of Order
Orbiting a barren planetoid in a system full of nothing just past the edge of the frontier, The Last Outpost is just another refueling station. Strategically important, true, but on a routine stop you never expected to spend longer than a couple hours there, let alone a couple of days fighting for your life...

There are five epilogues, but some may be difficult to discover. Note that actions have consequences, but not always immediate ones. (And if you just need an End Game link, go play around with the probe.)

Facts About the Planet and the Solar System
A compilation of some little known facts about the solar system, as well as the debunking of a few myths.

In addition to the scientific explanations, there's a small story dramatizing it all.

Hopefully young readers will find this fun as well as educational. :)

(Might not be the greatest story ever written, but consider this: it got me 200 points.)

Featured Story Inseparable
It doesn't matter what they say...

Jack the Bean Counter
The bean, it must be found. For MHD's Fairytales contest.

KOBOLD KEBABS

For Endmaster's 4th Prompt Contest. The story must involve a cooking competition.


Love is for the Birds
...and the squirrels. Sort of.



Written in six hours, for no other reason than to avoid consignment to the SHAME pit after my other Romance contest entry didn't want to cooperate.

Now You Gotta Deal With This S***

A tale told in verse. A text from your sister requesting a pick up from a party leads to a night of strangeness.

Inspired by Bucky's ballad contest. Though...I wouldn't call this a ballad. I'm not sure what I'd call it, actually, other than exceedingly stupid, and fun to write.

(Don't pay any attention to the scores, they're just for me to track which endings reviewers get.)


Read My Stories or Die!

HATE.

THE PURITY AND INTENSITY OF MY HATE IS LIKE A THOUSAND MERCILESS, UNQUENCHABLE SUNS.

AND YET, I ONLY NEED ONE...


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


Silver Horn, Silver Hooves
When the weather is fine, you've been coming to this grove to drink from the pool for centuries now. Today, you meet a stranger and hear a story that changes all that...



A fairy tale adventure.



Another Damn Wolf Story
unpublished
I have no idea why I wrote this. All I can say in my defense is that it seemed like a good idea at the ti--wait no that's a lie, I said, repeatedly that this was stupid and shameful every time I mentioned working on it.

The truth is I needed to publish something before the end of the year and there is CLEARLY a burning need for wolf stories in the psyche of children using the internet. But then they write them badly, or make their wolves behave like clans of cats. So here is a simple straightfoward story of a young wolf leaving his pack in search of a better life. Maybe no one will ever feel the need to write another one now, or if nothing else maybe this will give them ideas for how to do it in slightly more minimum-standards-meeting ways.

Final conclusion however is that writing about some dumb animal with no agency is not something I'd recommend.

Character Creator
unpublished

If you don't know what this is for, then it isn't for you.


Articles Written

A List of Storygames for People Who Like to Read
A list of storygames with substantial effort put in, all written in the last couple of years and sorely in need of ratings and reviews.

CYS Forum Advice and Etiquette
A modernized guide to the forums. The path to internet popularity and happiness, and a few CYS specific do's and don'ts.

Recent Posts

Fucking Genders, How Do They Work? on 2/25/2026 6:17:58 PM
Well shit, there's the proof. We all have to convert to Islam now. :(

Fucking Genders, How Do They Work? on 2/25/2026 4:26:27 PM
*atheism See I'm with Malk on this, it really is NOT a hard word to spell. It's theism with the a- prefix for "without". Get it right, people!

Fucking Genders, How Do They Work? on 2/25/2026 3:54:56 PM
I'm not trying to chase you off, just there's a time and a place to be a massive nerd going off on an essay length derail about your pet subject, and in the middle of this clusterfuck of a thread is really not it lol.

Progress Tracking on 2/25/2026 3:44:23 PM
I have faith that SU can save the Wardens from themselves!

Fucking Genders, How Do They Work? on 2/25/2026 2:43:07 PM
Nobody needs to read an essay on shit they can look up on wikipedia, that would not be an entertaining addition to the thread. Between this and your ideas of a snappy insult in the other thread, and your rumored inclination to yell for mods, I see a worrying trend towards reddit broism in you, please be careful of taking this irreversible course.

Fucking Genders, How Do They Work? on 2/25/2026 2:38:39 PM
Oh honey, do better. 💅

Fucking Genders, How Do They Work? on 2/25/2026 2:15:02 PM
Atheists don't believe anything in the spiritual realm exists, to them everything that's ever happened in the universe (including human consciousness) is a product of physical forces without any intent behind them. I don't really understand it myself since most humans that ever existed have at least some belief in the soul and the supernatural, even if on a very primitive level. It seems to be a fundamental part of human nature. But atheists seem to get much personal fulfillment from feeling like the smartest person in the room and harvesting karma points on reddit, so as long as they're happy and I don't have to listen to them going on and on about it, I try not to worry about what other people believe in. People's thoughts on these things usually evolve a little as they grow older anyway.

Fucking Genders, How Do They Work? on 2/25/2026 1:40:28 PM
I can believe it about the jeans, I know I've heard thart in India and some other countries they are (or at least used to be) seen as very fashionable and a sign of being well off. Presumably nice name brands in places with no Walmart equivalent. (My aunt also has a travel story from the 80s of a woman approaching her at a restaurant and paying her quite a bit of cash on the spot in exchange for the denim jacket she had on.)

Fucking Genders, How Do They Work? on 2/25/2026 12:44:34 PM
"Eunuch" was the term for people who were castrated for that purpose. It changed a lot of things in their hormonal development but was seen as an acceptable practice in ancient societies, but nobody bringing up "genital mutilation" as a horrible degeneracy of modern society ever seems to acknowledge that it used to be done in a much worse way to people without their consent. Aren't there plenty of similarities between the Bible and the Quran anyway? Abrahamic religions have the same source, and don't Muslims see Jesus as only a prophet, but his virgin birth, teachings and resurrection (and eventual return) are still true?

Fucking Genders, How Do They Work? on 2/25/2026 11:58:05 AM
And I do pray that at least some of them are those goofy parachute pants, because I mean, those eventually have to come back into fashion, right? The world had been waiting so long. 😔

(Oh whoops, forgot these break the front page.)

Pushing down

And down...

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