5/5/2011

4/2/2026 4:52 PM

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13 wins / 25 losses

Lauded Sage Exemplar

Behold my profile.
There's, uh, nothing here right now. Someday I should probably find a balance between the old text wall, and...this. (she drew my avatar you know!)

>DEVOTION

A Stack of Cats

You are a man on a mission. The cats, they must be stacked.

A puzzling math and logic game I made just to put some of the scripting practice I've been doing to use. Have fun and please let me know if you encounter any bugs.

Should be solvable by middle schoolers, or those with same basic level of intelligence as a middle schooler.

Agent of Order

Orbiting a barren planetoid in a system full of nothing just past the edge of the frontier, The Last Outpost is just another refueling station. Strategically important, true, but on a routine stop you never expected to spend longer than a couple hours there, let alone a couple of days fighting for your life...

There are five epilogues, but some may be difficult to discover. Note that actions have consequences, but not always immediate ones. (And if you just need an End Game link, go play around with the probe.)

Facts About the Planet and the Solar System

A compilation of some little known facts about the solar system, as well as the debunking of a few myths.

In addition to the scientific explanations, there's a small story dramatizing it all.

Hopefully young readers will find this fun as well as educational. :)

(Might not be the greatest story ever written, but consider this: it got me 200 points.)

Inseparable

It doesn't matter what they say...

Jack the Bean Counter

KOBOLD KEBABS

For Endmaster's 4th Prompt Contest. The story must involve a cooking competition.

Love is for the Birds

...and the squirrels. Sort of.



Written in six hours, for no other reason than to avoid consignment to the SHAME pit after my other Romance contest entry didn't want to cooperate.

Now You Gotta Deal With This S***

A tale told in verse. A text from your sister requesting a pick up from a party leads to a night of strangeness.

Inspired by Bucky's ballad contest. Though...I wouldn't call this a ballad. I'm not sure what I'd call it, actually, other than exceedingly stupid, and fun to write.

(Don't pay any attention to the scores, they're just for me to track which endings reviewers get.)

Read My Stories or Die!

HATE.

THE PURITY AND INTENSITY OF MY HATE IS LIKE A THOUSAND MERCILESS, UNQUENCHABLE SUNS.

AND YET, I ONLY NEED ONE...


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Silver Horn, Silver Hooves

When the weather is fine, you've been coming to this grove to drink from the pool for centuries now. Today, you meet a stranger and hear a story that changes all that...



A fairy tale adventure.

Another Damn Wolf Story

unpublished

Character Creator

unpublished

A modernized guide to the forums. The path to internet popularity and happiness, and a few CYS specific do's and don'ts.

I have genuinely not touched his account fwiw, I was trying to get a quick lunch in when I was informed he was going a little fucktarded on the forum. I'm really too busy today to get too involved with any of this right now though, but MHD was already dockimg him points for something unrelated, plus he was getting overexcited with whatever that numbered list spam in Sherb's thread was at the same time, so just a perfect trifecta of poorly timed decisions. It does seem he's pretty consistently annoyed others a lot more than he has me as well, so although it was a bit wackily unexpected, an enforced time out may be good for him. (And it sure sounds like Endmaster's going to be enforcing that time out, lol.) Seriously, UD's not going to become any less interested in writing or reading books just because he's not able to post on the forum, but he's one of the youngest posters and does need to mature in a couple of other ways. And if anything he was wasting too much time here at the expense of other kinds of productivity. (And what there is of his story is still accessible to him even without an active account.) Anyhow, this is a matter strictly being handled by the Chaotic side of the pantheon, please forward all complaints to the Abyss.

Whoa. Can't believe this worked! (You must be Ugandan.)

And here we thought Thara was just bejmg trigger happy, I hadn't even seen any of this lol.

I have explored the avenue of an early pardon based on contest progress, but turns out he's got less than 5k and no scripting, I don't think a day or two out of four months is really gong to throw much of a wrench in things at that pace.

Well you can't just plan these kinds of things, you need that special pinch of retard dust to make the magic happen.

I am disappointed he acted like Rooster though, even Cel had more dignity.

That's fine if you unbanned him, that's just you being your whimsical self. He really put me in a predicament here if anybody expected me to do it though, damn, I am too lawful to negotiate with hardcore unapologetic repeat offenders. We have well established precedents about these things! With recent examples! Got to make examples of those types or society falls to anarchy.

Well obviously I would have unbanned him too as soon as I noticed, but since he just said he was intending to make alts every day with full knowledge that that's the exact kind of thing that turns temporary bans into permanent ones, I'm suddenly not in such a hurry. Might come back to this later, or maybe someone else will do it. I got dragons to feed after all, important stuff.

Well it can't be Thara at fault, look how innocent that new avatar is.

Lol, what is actually happening here. I never touched his account.

Banned.