7/30/2024

1/24/2026 5:14 PM

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1511 wins / 1485 losses

Marauder

Gay and Depressed in Prison

3rd place entry in Corgi's Gaybellion Contest

In this game, you play a very familiar character from the previous Gay and Depressed stories, who is now in jail. You used to be a side character in other people's stories, but now the spotlight is finally yours in this Gay and Depressed spin-off!

If you're interested in some more Gay and Depressed story games, check out the original by queenlatifah04, Gay Old Time by Darius_Conwright, Gay and DepressedER!!! by fresh_out_of_the_oven, and Gay and Depressed: The snow bunny society by Benholman44. All of the "gay and depressed" stories are stand-alone stories, so each one can be read separately, but I highly recommend you check these stories out!

Mechanossassin

unpublished

Entry for Endmaster's Prompt Contest 5
Special Thanks to Siyu for helping me out with proofreading, along with some helpful advice!

Outlast

unpublished

The Outlast Empire has existed for millennia, spreading its reach across time and space. From its humble beginnings as the former Incan Empire, it has outlasted all its foes, and grown to govern the vast expanse that is the known universe

But now it faces its greatest challenge yet. Extinction.

Scientists have predicted that the anomaly known as "The Heat Death of the Universe" has accelerated its approach due to an unknown variable, and armageddon is now imminent. In 10 years, the universe will cease to exist as it once was, and all that will remain is the cold black maw of the unforgiving cosmos.

Play as Prince Achik Chasqui, the third son of Emperor Pachacuti Amaru. Your birth was heralded by a fleet of shooting stars, lighting the sky in a blaze of light, a sight that has not had its equal for over 300 years.

While many believed that your birth foretold certain doom, which was only confirmed for them by the news of the upcoming Heat Death event, a few believed that you were to be the savior of the Outlast Empire. The man who would usher in a new era of unparalleled technological advance and an intellectual renaissance, the 2nd Golden Age of the Outlast Empire. Of course, the majority of people believed that you would live the typical sheltered and privileged life of the younger sons in the monarchy, spending the rest of your days on the beaches of outbound planets, having little to no impact in the annals of history.

But the only person who can truly decide what happens next is you. Your choices will shape your future, and the destiny of the Outlast Empire itself. So choose wisely, and may the stars guide you on your journey.

My guess is Enter

I'll take Winslow. With Anthraxus's story that I still have yet to read, I'll be at 2 requests. I think that's decently manageable.

You guys also made cool cameos in literature. In stuart little, one of your ancestors almost stopped Stuart from winning a boat race. So then Stuart had to figure out an unconventional way of winning the race. I don't want to say the details because I don't want to traumatize you, but your ancestor ended up getting cut up pretty bad. On the plus side, stuart was able to un-entangle his boat from your ancestor, and win the race!

Awesome! You know what you guys can do? We have this cool feature where you can write a storygame with another author. You just add them as a coauthor, and then go nuts! It's always great to jump in the deep end, and experiment. You may not write something like Eternal on your first attempt, but writing a ~5000 word story game with like 15-20 pages could be a good experience. We also have cool community events that you and your paper bag buddy can get involved in. Fair warning, some of us can be blunt and pretty harsh sometimes, so don't like a paper bag and crumple! Stay strong, and float like a paper bag in the wind. Lol, this is too fun. good luck and have fun!

Not to mention storing sandwiches, arts and crafts, hiding your identity with a paper bag mask, being a perfect metaphor for calling someone dumb(He/she can't even find their way out of a paper bag), and bringing lunch to work without springing for those expensive lunchboxes or displaying what you got to all your coworkers. Paper bags are versatile and awesome!

This is so cute! Glad you were able to find your paper bag family. I think you guys will get along well with Sherb, he's a fellow Paper-Bagian, and I'm sure he'd be delighted to meet y'all.

Also, did you make alts just for this joke? If so, I admire the commitment to the bit. But maybe try using this same energy to do some reading and writing instead.

Check out a few storygames! You might like As Ink, a storygame written by the same paper-bag aficionado I referred to earlier, our mod supreme and bot-destroyer, Sherbet!

Mara's stories are fun! I only read one so far, but I really liked "Elvis at the Beauty Contest"! It was cool!

Looks like things are going swimmingly here. We're slowly getting more reviews going. Writers, there is still an untapped pool of talented reviewers that you can forcibly and involuntarily draft! If you have a story you want to see more reviews on, assign them to any one of these fine CYStians: Reviewers: Milton Anthraxus BeefHotPot Cat Fabrikant Gryphon Malk Mousecore UD

Congrats Malk! I'm so grateful that I was able to witness this momentous occasion in CYS history.

Nicely done, Will! I hope it made you laugh, and yeah, I know it's not the best! But, I do have future plans for storygames that will hopefully be of a higher quality than G&D, and I can't wait to assign them to the fantastic reviewers here!