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Marauder

Gay and Depressed in Prison

3rd place entry in Corgi's Gaybellion Contest

In this game, you play a very familiar character from the previous Gay and Depressed stories, who is now in jail. You used to be a side character in other people's stories, but now the spotlight is finally yours in this Gay and Depressed spin-off!

If you're interested in some more Gay and Depressed story games, check out the original by queenlatifah04, Gay Old Time by Darius_Conwright, Gay and DepressedER!!! by fresh_out_of_the_oven, and Gay and Depressed: The snow bunny society by Benholman44. All of the "gay and depressed" stories are stand-alone stories, so each one can be read separately, but I highly recommend you check these stories out!

Mechanossassin

unpublished

Entry for Endmaster's Prompt Contest 5

Special Thanks to Siyu for helping me out with proofreading, along with some helpful advice!

Outlast

unpublished

The Outlast Empire has existed for millennia, spreading its reach across time and space. From its humble beginnings as the former Incan Empire, it has outlasted all its foes, and grown to govern the vast expanse that is the known universe

But now it faces its greatest challenge yet. Extinction.

Scientists have predicted that the anomaly known as "The Heat Death of the Universe" has accelerated its approach due to an unknown variable, and armageddon is now imminent. In 10 years, the universe will cease to exist as it once was, and all that will remain is the cold black maw of the unforgiving cosmos.

Play as Prince Achik Chasqui, the third son of Emperor Pachacuti Amaru. Your birth was heralded by a fleet of shooting stars, lighting the sky in a blaze of light, a sight that has not had its equal for over 300 years.

While many believed that your birth foretold certain doom, which was only confirmed for them by the news of the upcoming Heat Death event, a few believed that you were to be the savior of the Outlast Empire. The man who would usher in a new era of unparalleled technological advance and an intellectual renaissance, the 2nd Golden Age of the Outlast Empire. Of course, the majority of people believed that you would live the typical sheltered and privileged life of the younger sons in the monarchy, spending the rest of your days on the beaches of outbound planets, having little to no impact in the annals of history.

But the only person who can truly decide what happens next is you. Your choices will shape your future, and the destiny of the Outlast Empire itself. So choose wisely, and may the stars guide you on your journey.

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Congrats on winning, Yummy!

I mean, can't you want the world to be more conservative while at the same time condemning the murder of innocent civilians, no matter which part of the world they're from? Like, both conservatives and liberals feel that ICE's actions have gone too far, it's only the alt-right that's really trying to justify it. Conservative doesn't mean celebrating fascism.

Yeah, I got to be honest, I kind of assumed a lot of the stuff you said was hyperbolic. Or at least, a somewhat exaggerated version of your actual views.

Fair point honestly. You're right, there's going to be a different perspective and different people have different standards for what's ok to joke about. I just don't get why Cel thought it was funny in the first place, because it's really not, but perhaps there is something I'm missing. Or maybe it's just a special brand of dark humor.

The part where you said that you're beyond satisfied with Trump's term. Renee is the woman who was driving the car and got shot at by an ICE agent, and Alex was the ICU nurse that was pepper sprayed, beaten, and shot

Cel, I get that edgy humor is your thing, but given what just happened to Alex Pretti and Renee Good, this is the worst possible time to make jokes like this. This isn't cool. Please stop.

Fear the time when the bombs stop falling while the bombers live—for every bomb is proof that the spirit has not died. And fear the time when the strikes stop while the great owners live—for every little beaten strike is proof that the step is being taken. And this you can know—fear the time when Manself will not suffer and die for a concept, for this one quality is the foundation of Manself, and this one quality is man, distinctive in the universe. - John Steinbeck, The Grapes of Wrath(1939) I really love this quote.

It's crazy how what's happening now feels exactly like something right out of the pages of the Grapes of Wrath. Like, just seeing the news keeps bringing me back to thinking about the novel. The Okies who do the hard, thankless, and necessary jobs that fuel the economy get harassed and pushed around by deputies, who arrest them and beat them. The Okies came to California for a better life, because they were promised economic stability and stable employment. Instead, they got dehumanized and abused. Sounds familiar, right?

Nice! It's okay to say stupid things, we all do. But maybe give it a month or so before you say something stupid again. Anyways, welcome back :)