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1. No we fucking don't.
2. Sure we are. Just take a look at the helpful threads in the newbie central part of the forums. We even have an admin abuse hotline!
3. Obviously. The users here take this stuff very seriously, they would never click through to an ending and rate.
4. Feedback is plentiful. Everyone here is very active and reads all of the stories, without any kind of incentive (positive or negative).
5. The moderators take their jobs very seriously, and enforce the rules and the guidelines.
6. Drama? What is that?
7. Telling someone to kill themselves counts as improvement, right?
8. No. 50k words or bust.
9. Yes, we encourage AI usage here, that much should be obvious from reading the pinned post titled "Do not post AI generated text here".
10. As often as the gods of CYS will it.
11. Not if they're funny enough.
12. Of course it is! My lawyer has advised me not to elaborate.
13. I could answer that, but the actual answer is that we do not need any story creators other than the one and only god of writing - Endmaster.
14. CYS takes itself very seriously.
15. We do not allow trolling in the glorious kingdom of CYStia.
16. CYS stands at the very peak of all writing sites.
17. Ace.
18. I personally think we need diversity, LGBTBBQ stories, pronoun selection on profile, and other stuff that helps minorities.
I've been inactive, can I get a tl;dr of this Daiki or perhaps a beginning thread?
I third the idea of a soundtrack.
Ok. I will participate in this retardery, because I am trying to avoid doing actual work at work.
1. Yes 2. Yes, as long as they are not a complete faggot 3. No and Yes (reading, lol) 4. Sometimes, yes. 5. Yes 6. No 7. Yes 8. Yes? 9. No 10. Yes 11. Yes 12. Yes 13. Meh 14. Yes 15. Yes (please see OP of this thread) 16. Yes (this is a retarded question) 17. Stupid people. (again see OP) 18. Beer