benholman44, The Novelist

Member Since

4/2/2014

Last Activity

9/2/2025 12:14 AM

EXP Points

1,225

Post Count

840

Storygame Count

3

Duel Stats

2664 wins / 2737 losses

Order

Marauder

Commendations

107

Credit for my new profile picture goes to the incredible and amazing Fresh! Message her for a commission, you won't regret it!

 

My goals I set in 2014 were finally met after a decade of hard work and mountains of bullshit. I got a trophy (several now), a commendation (several now) from my favorite author, and a story game rated at least a six (in my defense, I never said it had to stay that way).

My new goals?

-Win my own personal trophy 

-Win a contest

-Read and rate 100% of the story games here (preferably before a couple of people I immensely dislike manage to do so)

 

 

 

 

"Ben's life as far as I can tell has been one of turmoil and strife. He's been mocked, embarrassed by his baby mama who then eventually left him for a tranny. And he had some other issues after that.

But it's all been leading up to this moment. I myself shall usher him into the Gates of CYStia where he shall be Eternal. Awaited and Blessed." -EndMaster

"It's probably the most depraved thing I've read. And no, that's not a compliment." -Mystic, reviewing my story 'Terrorist'

"Don't forget the lighter! ^_^"  -Avery_Moore

"Ben gonna Ben" -EndMaster

"You are a disgrace upon civilization and what it means to be human" -TCat

"Shh" -Fresh

"Ben, respectfully, you are an idiot." -Petros

LIST OF ACHIEVEMENTS

Site Drama Before Baby Mama: 20

Succubus Expert: 25

Patriot: 50

Dude come on: -100

Gayest user ever award: 100

Worst Ninja Ever: -125

Best Santa Ninja Ever: 150

Thirsty beta male faggot simp. Slurp Fresh's cock some more, homo.: -1000

Whatever happened there: 1,000

 

 

Third place in Will11's 2024 Reading Review competition.

Fifth place in Sherbet's Summer's End Synergy Contest.

Second Place "Most Secretive" award for Mystic_Warrior's Secret Santa Event.

Second Place "Funniest Gift" award for Mystic_Warrior's Secret Santa Event.

Third Place "Funniest Gift" award as Santa's Ninja Helper for Mystic_Warrior's Secret Santa Event.

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Trophies Earned

Earning 100 Points Earning 500 Points Earning 1,000 Points Rated 56.6% of all Stories

Storygames

Fleeing the Forest

In this story inspired by Watership Down, you play as Hops, a average, run-of-the-mill rabbit forced to flee with the other furry woodland creatures as the Titans destroy your home.

Entry for Sherbet's Summer's End Synergy Contest.


Halloween Fright

A short horror story where you're hazed on Halloween night. While others are trick-or-treating, you're involved in a fight for your life.


Terrorist

Entry for EndMaster's 2024 prompt contest.

Story prompt: A game revolving around carrying out a terrorist attack. There's actually several within this game, the method and motivations varying depending on your playthrough.

Warning: this story, while not explicit in accordance with site rules, does have sections involving murder, SA, incest, bestiality, racial undertones, and societal class discrimination. Essentially you're playing as a sick fuck who's also rich. Also keep in mind that while your protagonist can complete their objectives depending on how you play, there is no 'happy ending,' per se.


Gay and Depressed: The Snowbunny Society
unpublished

When the LGBQT Pride Club gets banned in a small conservative town, you and your fellow Alphabet warriors fall into depression. Will you rise above the ignorant customs of a bunch of backwards Bible-thumpers, or do society a favor and just fucking kill yourselves?

Entry for EndMaster’s 2025 prompt contest: A story involving an underground society. Also the latest edition of the Gay and Depressed series.

Please enjoy the previous, legitimate entries in this iconic series:

Gay and Depressed by queenlatifa04: the original piece of steaming word poop that set itself as the benchmark for a bad story, yet inexplicably established one of CYStia's most iconic series. 

Gay and DepressedER!!! by fresh_out_the_oven: Took second place in EndMaster's 2023 prompt contest, defeating a pathetic move orchestrated by another contest entrant to steal her story idea. Also comes with art!

Gay and Depressed in Prison by RKrallonor: Placing third in corgi's Rebellion contest, the story and author were so influential that the contest was later rechristened "The Gaybellion." A valuable addition from a rising star.

 


Articles Written

How to write despite real life issues
A short guide to creating a great story when life’s got you down.

The Fast and the Furry-ous
How to write a good story centering around an animal protagonist.

Recent Posts

Summer Reading Competition 2025 on 9/1/2025 1:32:01 AM

Ok. Thank you.


Summer Reading Competition 2025 on 9/1/2025 1:02:48 AM

What about reviews that were made during the contest but didn't get featured until after? I published a review at 11:58 (one minute before the deadline) and it didn't get featured until after midnight? I would like to point out it won't change mine or my team's ranking any.

 


Summer Reading Competition 2025 on 9/1/2025 12:15:13 AM

Thanks for the contest! I had fun.


Summer Reading Competition 2025 on 9/1/2025 12:00:06 AM

Finished the review on Theroicide with one minute to spare. It won't count towards my score but at this point it was about keeping my promise.


Beating a Dead Gay Horse on 8/30/2025 7:22:53 PM

Just gonna necro this thread to say my piece: the game is his own work. He has every right to make it how he wants. People do not have the right to hack his work (just like they don't have the right to mod video games, yet do anyways) and his anti-gay code was an impressive and creative way of dealing with the situation.


Summer Reading Competition 2025 on 8/30/2025 11:47:09 AM

I plan to honor TCat with a last minute review, yeah.


CYS Monthly Gazette - 27 August 2025 on 8/29/2025 10:56:11 AM

Thank ya.

Also, I noticed you unpublished Night Shift. I hope I didn't have anything to do with that?


CYS Monthly Gazette - 27 August 2025 on 8/29/2025 2:15:02 AM

I actually tried to review (or at least rate) Night Shift back when it was published and ended up exiting halfway. 

EDIT: Rated and reviewed Night Shift. Got commended!


CYS Monthly Gazette - 27 August 2025 on 8/28/2025 10:46:12 PM

Maybe show your thanks by voting? Also Happy Birthday!


CYS Monthly Gazette - 27 August 2025 on 8/27/2025 2:53:18 AM

You totally stole that from Sherbet.

Then again, he is PURE EVIL  in his villian era. Deserved.