benholman44, The Novelist
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My goals I set in 2014 were finally met after a decade of hard work and mountains of bullshit. I got a trophy (several now), a commendation (several now) from my favorite author, and a story game rated at least a six (in my defense, I never said it had to stay that way).
My new goals?
-Win my own personal trophy
-Win a contest
-Read and rate 100% of the story games here (preferably before a couple of people I immensely dislike manage to do so)
"Ben's life as far as I can tell has been one of turmoil and strife. He's been mocked, embarrassed by his baby mama who then eventually left him for a tranny. And he had some other issues after that.
But it's all been leading up to this moment. I myself shall usher him into the Gates of CYStia where he shall be Eternal. Awaited and Blessed." -EndMaster
"It's probably the most depraved thing I've read. And no, that's not a compliment." -Mystic, reviewing my story 'Terrorist'
"Don't forget the lighter! ^_^" -Avery_Moore
"Ben gonna Ben" -EndMaster
"You are a disgrace upon civilization and what it means to be human" -TCat
"Shh" -Fresh
"Ben, respectfully, you are an idiot." -Petros
LIST OF ACHIEVEMENTS
Site Drama Before Baby Mama: 20
Succubus Expert: 25
Patriot: 50
Dude come on: -100
Gayest user ever award: 100
Worst Ninja Ever: -125
Best Santa Ninja Ever: 150
Thirsty beta male faggot simp. Slurp Fresh's cock some more, homo.: -1000
Whatever happened there: 1,000
Third place in Will11's 2024 Reading Review competition.
Fifth place in Sherbet's Summer's End Synergy Contest.
Second Place "Most Secretive" award for Mystic_Warrior's Secret Santa Event.
Second Place "Funniest Gift" award for Mystic_Warrior's Secret Santa Event.
Third Place "Funniest Gift" award as Santa's Ninja Helper for Mystic_Warrior's Secret Santa Event.
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Storygames
In this story inspired by Watership Down, you play as Hops, a average, run-of-the-mill rabbit forced to flee with the other furry woodland creatures as the Titans destroy your home.
Entry for Sherbet's Summer's End Synergy Contest.
A short horror story where you're hazed on Halloween night. While others are trick-or-treating, you're involved in a fight for your life.
Entry for EndMaster's 2024 prompt contest.
Story prompt: A game revolving around carrying out a terrorist attack. There's actually several within this game, the method and motivations varying depending on your playthrough.
Warning: this story, while not explicit in accordance with site rules, does have sections involving murder, SA, incest, bestiality, racial undertones, and societal class discrimination. Essentially you're playing as a sick fuck who's also rich. Also keep in mind that while your protagonist can complete their objectives depending on how you play, there is no 'happy ending,' per se.
When the LGBQT Pride Club gets banned in a small conservative town, you and your fellow Alphabet warriors fall into depression. Will you rise above the ignorant customs of a bunch of backwards Bible-thumpers, or do society a favor and just fucking kill yourselves?
Entry for EndMaster’s 2025 prompt contest: A story involving an underground society. Also the latest edition of the Gay and Depressed series.
Please enjoy the previous, legitimate entries in this iconic series:
Gay and Depressed by queenlatifa04: the original piece of steaming word poop that set itself as the benchmark for a bad story, yet inexplicably established one of CYStia's most iconic series.
Gay and DepressedER!!! by fresh_out_the_oven: Took second place in EndMaster's 2023 prompt contest, defeating a pathetic move orchestrated by another contest entrant to steal her story idea. Also comes with art!
Gay and Depressed in Prison by RKrallonor: Placing third in corgi's Rebellion contest, the story and author were so influential that the contest was later rechristened "The Gaybellion." A valuable addition from a rising star.
Articles Written
How to write despite real life issuesThe Fast and the Furry-ous
Recent Posts
Summer Reading Competition 2025 on 6/8/2025 12:17:01 PMPffft I have until midnight tomorrow. I can get a good review in by then
What does the color of names mean? on 6/7/2025 1:16:02 PM
The word FAG is currently smeared all over it. Thankfully that's just how CYStians say hello.
What does the color of names mean? on 6/7/2025 1:09:31 PM
Oh no... I'm Public Enemy No. 1
Adventures with BPD Berdache on 6/7/2025 10:57:04 AM
Nah I was trying to tell the OP not to be one. I accidentally replied to EndMaster's comment instead.
Adventures with BPD Berdache on 6/6/2025 6:52:48 PM
Got some Cherokee in my blood but that don't mean shit, really. I've also got Irish, German, English, French, Welsh, Dutch. So I'm pretty sure my ancestors were a bunch of horny European degenerates who came over here, saw the local women, and were like "Score!"
Whether or not it was consensual, I have no idea. I'd like to think yes, but considering the general history of how white people treated the local indigenous women... well, anyways.
Anyways, if you're looking for people who you think are gonna relate to you culturally (keeping to your own people, essentially) that's on you. But did it ever occur to you that branching out would be a good thing?
Aside from the possibility that you have things in common with people outside of your own race cause we're all human, interacting with people from other races and cultures allows you to learn more about the world and the people in it, and also would give others a chance to learn more about you and your background. You know... the kind of thing that helps foster empathy and tolerance? Not to mention some of us on here have BPD or know others who have it, and would possibly be a little more understanding about your situation if you weren't being a blood purist?
EDIT: shit I replied to EndMaster when I was trying to reply to OP. My bad.
Adventures with BPD Berdache on 6/6/2025 6:42:23 PM
Either way, this is probably the most entertaining noob thread I've seen in a minute since that NotJor guy.
Adventures with BPD Berdache on 6/6/2025 6:37:52 PM
Wait, we have Mexicans? When did they sneak in?
Summer Reading Competition 2025 on 6/2/2025 3:11:57 PM
Nah. I did complete a 1,500 word review of Ace's story though.
If I was gonna review Eternal (again) it'd take me the length of this contest to finish it. Eternal is a masterpiece.
2025 Summer Reading Competition | Tracking Thread on 6/2/2025 2:46:55 PM
Reviewed:
Featured:
KOBOLD KEBABS Play length: 4
A Bird in a Cage Play length: 4
Alpha Wolf Play length: 6
Point Total: 7
Summer Reading Competition 2025 on 6/2/2025 12:13:15 PM
Only in jest. I don't really mind who I'm teamed up with.