benholman44, The Novelist
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My goals I set in 2014 were finally met after a decade of hard work and mountains of bullshit. I got a trophy (several now), a commendation (several now) from my favorite author, and a story game rated at least a six (in my defense, I never said it had to stay that way).
My new goals?
-Win my own personal trophy
-Win a contest
-Read and rate 100% of the story games here (preferably before a couple of people I immensely dislike manage to do so)
"Ben's life as far as I can tell has been one of turmoil and strife. He's been mocked, embarrassed by his baby mama who then eventually left him for a tranny. And he had some other issues after that.
But it's all been leading up to this moment. I myself shall usher him into the Gates of CYStia where he shall be Eternal. Awaited and Blessed." -EndMaster
"It's probably the most depraved thing I've read. And no, that's not a compliment." -Mystic, reviewing my story 'Terrorist'
"Don't forget the lighter! ^_^" -Avery_Moore
"Ben gonna Ben" -EndMaster
"You are a disgrace upon civilization and what it means to be human" -TCat
"Shh" -Fresh
"Ben, respectfully, you are an idiot." -Petros
LIST OF ACHIEVEMENTS
Site Drama Before Baby Mama: 20
Succubus Expert: 25
Patriot: 50
Dude come on: -100
Gayest user ever award: 100
Worst Ninja Ever: -125
Best Santa Ninja Ever: 150
Thirsty beta male faggot simp. Slurp Fresh's cock some more, homo.: -1000
Whatever happened there: 1,000
Third place in Will11's 2024 Reading Review competition.
Fifth place in Sherbet's Summer's End Synergy Contest.
Second Place "Most Secretive" award for Mystic_Warrior's Secret Santa Event.
Second Place "Funniest Gift" award for Mystic_Warrior's Secret Santa Event.
Third Place "Funniest Gift" award as Santa's Ninja Helper for Mystic_Warrior's Secret Santa Event.
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Storygames
In this story inspired by Watership Down, you play as Hops, a average, run-of-the-mill rabbit forced to flee with the other furry woodland creatures as the Titans destroy your home.
Entry for Sherbet's Summer's End Synergy Contest.
A short horror story where you're hazed on Halloween night. While others are trick-or-treating, you're involved in a fight for your life.
Entry for EndMaster's 2024 prompt contest.
Story prompt: A game revolving around carrying out a terrorist attack. There's actually several within this game, the method and motivations varying depending on your playthrough.
Warning: this story, while not explicit in accordance with site rules, does have sections involving murder, SA, incest, bestiality, racial undertones, and societal class discrimination. Essentially you're playing as a sick fuck who's also rich. Also keep in mind that while your protagonist can complete their objectives depending on how you play, there is no 'happy ending,' per se.
When the LGBQT Pride Club gets banned in a small conservative town, you and your fellow Alphabet warriors fall into depression. Will you rise above the ignorant customs of a bunch of backwards Bible-thumpers, or do society a favor and just fucking kill yourselves?
Entry for EndMaster’s 2025 prompt contest: A story involving an underground society. Also the latest edition of the Gay and Depressed series.
Please enjoy the previous, legitimate entries in this iconic series:
Gay and Depressed by queenlatifa04: the original piece of steaming word poop that set itself as the benchmark for a bad story, yet inexplicably established one of CYStia's most iconic series.
Gay and DepressedER!!! by fresh_out_the_oven: Took second place in EndMaster's 2023 prompt contest, defeating a pathetic move orchestrated by another contest entrant to steal her story idea. Also comes with art!
Gay and Depressed in Prison by RKrallonor: Placing third in corgi's Rebellion contest, the story and author were so influential that the contest was later rechristened "The Gaybellion." A valuable addition from a rising star.
Articles Written
How to write despite real life issuesThe Fast and the Furry-ous
Recent Posts
Another 15 Year Old Dies to Mod Violence on 9/14/2025 7:47:10 PMCASSIE
SHAY
ISAIAH
AURORA
VIOLET
JAYVON
TWITCH
MATTHEW
and a few other names of people I have issues with. I only fire them at the range though.
Another 15 Year Old Dies to Mod Violence on 9/14/2025 2:50:57 PM
Nigiri. Uramaki is good too.
Another 15 Year Old Dies to Mod Violence on 9/14/2025 1:00:39 PM
Ok. Well let me see if I can give better answers than Bezro did.
1) Dragons. Like I've said before I'm pretty sure they're just an extinct species, and to be honest I can definitely see humanity declaring war on the pointy ears being spurred on by lumber industry lobbyists.
2) Three small wishes per day. During my worst moments in life, the little things like time with my kid, a special snack, or a new song dropping made it so much more bearable, and the experience of suffering made me stronger as a result.
3) Travel the world. I've always wanted to travel, and having food and clean clothes would be great! It'd still be a struggle (no roof, showers, only one meal a day) but people have set out with less.
4) Sushi. I fucking love sushi.
5) All poverty. Due to my bipolar disorder I'm not allowed to join the military (doesn't stop me from owning firearms) so ending all wars wouldn't really affect me terribly. Ending poverty would be better since I'm poor, and since a lot of wars tend to be caused at least in part by poverty (think class revolution) ending poverty would help reduce the amount of wars we have as well.
I Would Like Some Would You Rather Suggestions on 9/14/2025 12:52:11 PM
Would you rather never get tired again (essentially removing the need for sleep) or gain the power to slow down time?
Avo is fine with ogre on 9/14/2025 12:49:35 PM
Okay this is my favorite explanation yet!
In all honesty I like Ogre. He's polite, he's a good sport about things (like my contest predictions), and he tends to be firm yet understanding, whereas every other veteran is either a sadist or is so nice I secretly wonder if they're a serial killer.
Another 15 Year Old Dies to Mod Violence on 9/14/2025 12:43:52 PM
Maybe this is a bad time to cut in, but... in the beginning, you said something about a thread that has an author presenting a reader with two options, good or bad, so long as it makes you think. What thread is this, cause that honestly sounds like a writing prompt I'd like to try.
CYS Mafia - Sign Up Thread on 9/7/2025 1:04:52 PM
I want in, please!
Also, did my Santa's Ninja Helper stunt inspire this? I hope so!
Hi on 9/6/2025 7:47:56 PM
Given the spelling and the fact that 13-14 is usually around the time puberty kicks in, I'm gonna assume it's a student. Most school districts aren't gonna think to block a writing site.
Not gonna lie though, somebody should email the school district that IP address belongs to and inform them of what their students are up to.
A Fateful Gambit on 9/3/2025 10:32:51 PM
So I gotta win for the sake of supremacy?
Oof. I'll try.
A Fateful Gambit on 9/3/2025 10:23:34 PM
True, lol. As End has pointed out, might as well go big or go home.
In addition to the good points you made about the entire problem with people simply betting their accounts and winning. Mizal also made a good point about the likelihood of some noob betting their accounts and then cheating to win (Daiki would actually be a strong example here).
Congratulations on the admin promotion to you and Will!