benholman44, The Novelist

Member Since

4/2/2014

Last Activity

5/11/2025 10:13 PM

EXP Points

1,111

Post Count

795

Storygame Count

3

Duel Stats

2616 wins / 2706 losses

Order

Marauder

Commendations

79

Credit for my new profile picture goes to the incredible and amazing Fresh! Message her for a commission, you won't regret it!

 

My goals I set in 2014 were finally met after a decade of hard work and mountains of bullshit. I got a trophy (several now), a commendation (several now) from my favorite author, and a story game rated at least a six (in my defense, I never said it had to stay that way).

My new goals?

-Win my own personal trophy 

-Win a contest

-Read and rate 100% of the story games here (preferably before a couple of people I immensely dislike manage to do so)

 

 

 

 

"Ben's life as far as I can tell has been one of turmoil and strife. He's been mocked, embarrassed by his baby mama who then eventually left him for a tranny. And he had some other issues after that.

But it's all been leading up to this moment. I myself shall usher him into the Gates of CYStia where he shall be Eternal. Awaited and Blessed." -EndMaster

"It's probably the most depraved thing I've read. And no, that's not a compliment." -Mystic, reviewing my story 'Terrorist'

"Don't forget the lighter! ^_^"  -Avery_Moore

"Ben gonna Ben" -EndMaster

"You are a disgrace upon civilization and what it means to be human" -TCat

"Shh" -Fresh

"Ben, respectfully, you are an idiot." -Petros

LIST OF ACHIEVEMENTS

Site Drama Before Baby Mama: 20

Succubus Expert: 25

Patriot: 50

Dude come on: -100

Gayest user ever award: 100

Worst Ninja Ever: -125

Best Santa Ninja Ever: 150

Thirsty beta male faggot simp. Slurp Fresh's cock some more, homo.: -1000

Whatever happened there: 1,000

 

 

Third place in Will11's Reading Review competition.

Fifth place in Sherbet's Summer's End Synergy Contest.

Second Place "Most Secretive" award for Mystic_Warrior's Secret Santa Event.

Second Place "Funniest Gift" award for Mystic_Warrior's Secret Santa Event.

Third Place "Funniest Gift" award as Santa's Ninja Helper for Mystic_Warrior's Secret Santa Event.

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Trophies Earned

Earning 100 Points Earning 500 Points Earning 1,000 Points Rated 57.2% of all Stories

Storygames

Fleeing the Forest

In this story inspired by Watership Down, you play as Hops, a average, run-of-the-mill rabbit forced to flee with the other furry woodland creatures as the Titans destroy your home.

Entry for Sherbet's Summer's End Synergy Contest.


Halloween Fright

A short horror story where you're hazed on Halloween night. While others are trick-or-treating, you're involved in a fight for your life.


Terrorist

Entry for EndMaster's 2024 prompt contest.

Story prompt: A game revolving around carrying out a terrorist attack. There's actually several within this game, the method and motivations varying depending on your playthrough.

Warning: this story, while not explicit in accordance with site rules, does have sections involving murder, SA, incest, bestiality, racial undertones, and societal class discrimination. Essentially you're playing as a sick fuck who's also rich. Also keep in mind that while your protagonist can complete their objectives depending on how you play, there is no 'happy ending,' per se.


Gay and Depressed: The Snowbunny Society
unpublished

When the LGBQT Pride Club gets banned in a small conservative town, you and your fellow Alphabet warriors fall into depression. Will you rise above the ignorant customs of a bunch of backwards Bible-thumpers, or do society a favor and just fucking kill yourselves?

Entry for EndMaster’s 2025 prompt contest: A story involving an underground society. Also the latest edition of the Gay and Depressed series.

Please enjoy the previous, legitimate entries in this iconic series:

Gay and Depressed by queenlatifa04: the original piece of steaming word poop that set itself as the benchmark for a bad story, yet inexplicably established one of CYStia's most iconic series. 

Gay and DepressedER!!! by fresh_out_the_oven: Took second place in EndMaster's 2023 prompt contest, defeating a pathetic move orchestrated by another contest entrant to steal her story idea. Also comes with art!

Gay and Depressed in Prison by RKrallonor: Placing third in corgi's Rebellion contest, the story and author were so influential that the contest was later rechristened "The Gaybellion." A valuable addition from a rising star.

 


Articles Written

How to write despite real life issues
A short guide to creating a great story when life’s got you down.

The Fast and the Furry-ous
How to write a good story centering around an animal protagonist.

Recent Posts

CYS Monthly Gazette - 8 May 2025 on 5/9/2025 4:54:42 AM

Thank you guys for assigning Fleeing the Forest as your Game of the Month!


Interesting comments 10 on 5/6/2025 1:27:13 PM

I'm not sure if it's people being overly negative because they hate you, or the fact that this type of thing **is** my bag baby, but I liked this a lot more than the others are saying.

It did feel like it was trying too hard, but eh.

It's kinda like a walmart discounted Endmaster post. Or like if you took Tales from the Basement, wrote it in a shittier way and went too hard with it.

Either way I did like it

 

-Celicni on Gay and Depressed: The Snowbunny Society.

 


Prompt Contest 4 Results on 5/5/2025 9:17:49 PM

Thank you!

Personally, I like the good ending


End Master's Prompt Contest 4 on 5/5/2025 7:12:00 PM

17. Suranna's was disqualified.


Hyperaggressive Mental Defect street brawl on 5/2/2025 7:29:55 PM

Sure thing buddy. I'll tell your mom you said hi.


Hyperaggressive Mental Defect street brawl on 5/2/2025 7:05:11 PM

He was explaining that responding to Petros calling you a bitch with "my story would have done better" isn't really a comeback. It gives off the APPEARANCE of being petty, especially when you follow it up with some misspelled emo statement.

Second off, RK was being polite. You could have responded with that same politeness and explained your side of things, or simply ignored it.

You would've been better off just calling Petros a nigger and moving on with your day tbh.

"Bitch! Bitch! Bitch!" Yeah okay. Regurgitating an insult someone threw at you like a broken toilet expels shit is really creative. I mean come on, my 1.9 rated contest entry had more creative insults than this. 

"I cri insied"

I bet your mom was crying on the outside when she realized she gave birth to a retard and was only getting two weeks worth of drugs from the hospital AND still had to take you home.


Hyperaggressive Mental Defect street brawl on 5/2/2025 6:08:07 PM

When someone gives you helpful advice and kindly explains to you the current situation, calling them a bitch is the last thing you should be doing. Especially when it's one of our more wholesome members.

Most people would've said "lol, fag" or told you to crawl back in the SHAME pit.


Look A Thunderdome Thread on 5/2/2025 3:25:16 PM

Since silver's out, I'd still like my match against you RK lol. If Ace is joining, fine. If some noobs are joining, fine.


The New Pit of Eternal SHAME on 5/2/2025 1:54:15 AM

I think I'd get thrown off a bridge if I caused TCat to be associated with gay porn in any way.


The New Pit of Eternal SHAME on 5/2/2025 1:47:46 AM

Next contest, I'm getting TCat outta there.