hetero_malk, The Grandmaster of the Written Word

Member Since

3/14/2020

Last Activity

1/28/2022 11:43 PM

EXP Points

5,918

Post Count

394

Storygame Count

3

Duel Stats

3 wins / 6 losses

Order

Marauder Exemplar

Commendations

173

"In normal times a mad man like Malk would have been hanged for his crimes. However in this time of darkness mad men can reach positions of great power" - EndMaster 

Joined: 7/18/2014

Go review my game http://chooseyourstory.com/story/winter,-after-the-harvest

Alternatively, go read my short stories http://chooseyourstory.com/forums/creative-corner/message/26566

If you want a short game, play this http://chooseyourstory.com/story/cybermonkey

A list of my achievements: 

Achievement Unlocked: Questionable Parentage (10)

 Achievement Unlocked: Not Mine (-10)

Achievement Unlocked: Uganda’s Most Wanted (60)

Achievement Unlocked: Begging For The Abyss (-300) 

Achievement Unlocked: Lord of the Edge (200) 

Son of King Lugalbanda, who became a god, 

and of the goddess Ninsun. 

 

Trophies Earned

Earning 100 Points Earning 500 Points Earning 1,000 Points Earning 2,000 Points Earning 5,000 Points You're an inspiration to Capybaras everywhere. Also your writing’s better than ever. Not only just an inspiration to capybaras, but humans as well. Standard-bearer. For winning the 2021 Edgelord 2 Contest Having 1 Storygame(s) Featured Given by BerkaZerka on 02/27/2021 - Magnificent Modding In The Face of Retarded Fury Given by EndMaster on 03/09/2021 - For rising above and beyond your humble beginnings

Storygames

CYBERMONKEY

A short, silly, high-octane ride through a cyberpunk future where your bullets are few, your friends are fewer, and the long tentacles of the law are slithering up your pant legs. 

I am aware that technically, writing a sentence in all capital letters is gramatically incorrect. I did this on purpose, several times, for stylistic effect. If you point this out in the reviews, a team of hit-apes will kick in your door. 


WARCHIMP
HIGH OCTANE ALL CAPS PRIMATE MADNESS From the creator of CYBERMONKEY, the genre defining cult classic that got the author EXCOMMUNICATED from the IFDB! Entered into EndMaster's 2021 Manifest Destiny contest in the last moments before the bombs fell.

Featured Story Winter, After the Harvest

Winner of EndMaster's 2020-2021 Grimdark Contest!

Take the role of Lord Winter, an aspiring sorcerer and the scion of a noble line that has fallen into obscurity. 

Contains scenes of intense gore, brutality, and sexual violence. 

Cover art by the talented MadHattersDaughter.


A Man Flayed
unpublished

Spear of Flint, Sword of Bronze
unpublished

Turd Midas
unpublished

this is so fucking stupid


Whom the Gods Would Destroy
unpublished


Recent Posts

Furry Games on 1/28/2022 10:27:50 AM

Keep up the good work, loyal citizen 


some movies probably none of you need on 1/18/2022 8:48:23 PM

Harakiri, one of the best samurai movies ever made is free on YT. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pu334qqNdk


CYS is not your personal army on 1/16/2022 1:05:32 PM

Stop sucking cocks in a public forum, be better than your mom. 


CYS is not your personal army on 1/16/2022 4:08:43 AM

No one's going to see, no one gives a shit. Using CYS as your personal army is dumb and gay 


CYS is not your personal army on 1/15/2022 7:54:46 PM

As queer as cog is, there's nothing queerer than someone who thinks that being banned from a forum is a grievous injustice 

Take the thong out yo bussy, playa.


I need the history of this site, idk where to put on 1/13/2022 1:11:55 PM

As predicted, Molested_Moose has vanished like a fart in the wind 


Bob Saget dead on 1/12/2022 2:48:55 PM

your dirty jokes are weak. you're talking about piss... poo... i'm on the next level.... i'm 14 and i'm joking about fluids you kids haven't even heard of yet.............


End Master’s Culture Clash Contest on 12/31/2021 11:36:07 AM

this is a great question to ask right on the eve of the deadline 


Darius' drawing board. YOU SAY I DRAW on 12/24/2021 2:09:00 PM

god this rules 


I need the history of this site, idk where to put on 12/8/2021 1:49:00 PM

I feel like you're a midwit who doesn't have the discipline to do anything and has written maybe thirty words of script top 

what's going on in your life? are you finally expected to wipe your own ass and it's a bit too much for you?