Entry into EndMaster's 2024 Prompt Contest! 

The Faceless Knights uphold divine law, crushing mutation and degeneracy whenever they encounter it. When the young lord of a recently-conquered territory calls for a true servant of God, you must answer. 

This game has a sequel.

A short, silly, high-octane ride through a cyberpunk future where your bullets are few, your friends are fewer, and the long tentacles of the law are slithering up your pant legs. 

I am aware that technically, writing a sentence in all capital letters is gramatically incorrect. I did this on purpose, several times, for stylistic effect. If you point this out in the reviews, a team of hit-apes will kick in your door. 

Winner of EndMaster's 2024 Crisis Contest! 

This is a sequel to A Prayer for Destruction. It is highly recommended that you read that work before beginning this one.

The North, that frozen-over land of fanatics and heathens, has suffered a great and mysterious calamity. The Sultan bids you raise your banners and ride in his name to investigate.

Winner of EndMaster's 2020-2021 Grimdark Contest!

Take the role of Lord Winter, an aspiring sorcerer and the scion of a noble line that has fallen into obscurity. 

Contains scenes of intense gore, brutality, and sexual violence. 

Cover art by the talented MadHattersDaughter.

"Death is struck and nature quaking;
All creation is awaking,
To its Judge an answer making.
Lo, the book, exactly worded,
Wherein all hath been recorded;
Thence shall judgment be awarded.
When the Judge His seat attaineth,
And each hidden deed arraigneth,
Nothing unavenged remaineth."

-- Dies Irae

Ultimately, the fate of life is to destroy itself.

Note: This was adapted with express permission from a friend's "Creative Nonfiction" project for ENG223: Journalism in the 21st Century at Toronto Metropolitan University. Footnotes added by me to add clarity when needed. 

this is so fucking stupid

Who the fuck are you? 

This is such a retarded and wrong take on the BIble that it's not worth really talking about. 

OP, read Walter Burkert's Greek Religion and John Day's Yahweh and the Gods and Goddesses of Canaan for some actual scholarship about antique paganism. God help me. 

I don't like Poland either, but I'm told he's posted lots of reviews in the past year. 

Hey all,

We've noticed a bit of a trend in a specific kind of low-quality posting recently. While we're not instituting any purges or planning sweeping censorship programs, which sucks because I already bought the dogs and black uniforms, I've conferred with the other mods and we think it's a good idea to clarify a matter of forum conduct. Our culture here is a rare and precious thing: we've managed to avoid becoming CoG-lite, but it's equally important that this place doesn't become an interactive fiction themed /pol/. 

What we're really discouraging is outright racial animus on the site. Don't say your favourite word that ends with a hard R, don't sincerely call for the extermination of whole groups. No one's going to be policing your obvious jokes, but we're also going to do the necessary pruning to avoid looking like a Nazi hangout.

Cheers,

Malk

You guys stole like half the planet during your heyday, let someone else take a turn 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catalytic_converter

If someone says "I hope a bunch of crack fiends steal your catalytic converter," they're not hoping that you start doing crack. 

Can you read? He wants you torn to shreds, which is incidentally done by a pack of rape wolves. 

Hi, 

Come back in around five years if you're better able to emotionally regulate and have a greater mastery of the English language. 

Can you use one on yourself please