hetero_malk, The Capybaliph
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Hey, I'm Malk. I've been around for a while. Like, more than a decade. I'm into ancient and medieval history, especially the social and religious kind. Here are some quotes about me:
"In normal times a mad man like Malk would have been hanged for his crimes. However in this time of darkness mad men can reach positions of great power" - EndMaster
"Malk probably wrote this whole fucking story while his pasty unhealthy ass was shitting on the fucking toilet. He should be the poster child that the Ugandan preachers point to when they’re preaching to their population of 'Do not eat the poo poo.'
I’m fucking serious, that’s like ALL he fucking talks about at the secret villain lair. That he’s going to shit, how he’s going to shit, what it felt like to shit and when he’s going to be shitting next.
Fuck bran muffins, this guy is eating raw fucking twine if he’s shitting this much." - EndMaster
"Wtf is this gay shit" - Fuck u
Joined: 7/18/2014
A list of my achievements:
Achievement Unlocked: Questionable Parentage (10)
Achievement Unlocked: Not Mine (-10)
Achievement Unlocked: Uganda’s Most Wanted (60)
Achievement Unlocked: Begging For The Abyss (-300)
Achievement Unlocked: Lord of the Edge (200)
Achievement Unlocked: 1st Black Crusade (200)
I am also a site admin for some baffling reason. Do let me know if you see spam or bot activity that needs to be nuked.
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Entry into EndMaster's 2024 Prompt Contest!
The Faceless Knights uphold divine law, crushing mutation and degeneracy whenever they encounter it. When the young lord of a recently-conquered territory calls for a true servant of God, you must answer.
This game has a sequel.
A short, silly, high-octane ride through a cyberpunk future where your bullets are few, your friends are fewer, and the long tentacles of the law are slithering up your pant legs.
I am aware that technically, writing a sentence in all capital letters is gramatically incorrect. I did this on purpose, several times, for stylistic effect. If you point this out in the reviews, a team of hit-apes will kick in your door.
Winner of EndMaster's 2024 Crisis Contest!
This is a sequel to A Prayer for Destruction. It is highly recommended that you read that work before beginning this one.
The North, that frozen-over land of fanatics and heathens, has suffered a great and mysterious calamity. The Sultan bids you raise your banners and ride in his name to investigate.
Winner of EndMaster's 2020-2021 Grimdark Contest!
Take the role of Lord Winter, an aspiring sorcerer and the scion of a noble line that has fallen into obscurity.
Contains scenes of intense gore, brutality, and sexual violence.

Cover art by the talented MadHattersDaughter.
"Death is struck and nature quaking;
All creation is awaking,
To its Judge an answer making.
Lo, the book, exactly worded,
Wherein all hath been recorded;
Thence shall judgment be awarded.
When the Judge His seat attaineth,
And each hidden deed arraigneth,
Nothing unavenged remaineth."
-- Dies Irae
Ultimately, the fate of life is to destroy itself.
Note: This was adapted with express permission from a friend's "Creative Nonfiction" project for ENG223: Journalism in the 21st Century at Toronto Metropolitan University. Footnotes added by me to add clarity when needed.
this is so fucking stupid
Recent Posts
final acc for a while on 12/12/2025 12:09:41 PMfinal acc for a while on 12/12/2025 12:02:15 PM
If someone says "I hope a bunch of crack fiends steal your catalytic converter," they're not hoping that you start doing crack.
final acc for a while on 12/12/2025 11:38:32 AM
Can you read? He wants you torn to shreds, which is incidentally done by a pack of rape wolves.
final acc for a while on 12/11/2025 4:13:35 PM
Hi,
Come back in around five years if you're better able to emotionally regulate and have a greater mastery of the English language.
BLACK MAGIC [NOPE] INSTANT DEATH SPELL CASTE on 12/8/2025 1:54:21 PM
Can you use one on yourself please
Edutainment Contest Results on 12/5/2025 4:43:05 AM
@Mystic_Warrior big fucking ups. You're a continued credit to the site and your output is of superlative quality.
Some role play fun on 11/10/2025 12:20:30 AM
Yeah but winter has now settled in my icy homeland and it's time for the contributors to distinguish themselves from the firewood
Some role play fun on 11/9/2025 11:17:20 PM
Many people here burning through their goodwill instead of writing games.
Also freeform RP is still disallowed
YELL AT MIZAL on 11/8/2025 6:39:01 PM
banned
Some role play fun on 11/5/2025 1:29:46 AM
it's time to stop
