hetero_malk, The Grandmaster of the Written Word
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"In normal times a mad man like Malk would have been hanged for his crimes. However in this time of darkness mad men can reach positions of great power" - EndMaster
Joined: 7/18/2014
Go review my game http://chooseyourstory.com/story/winter,-after-the-harvest
Alternatively, go read my short stories http://chooseyourstory.com/forums/creative-corner/message/26566
If you want a short game, play this http://chooseyourstory.com/story/cybermonkey
A list of my achievements:
Achievement Unlocked: Questionable Parentage (10)
Achievement Unlocked: Not Mine (-10)
Achievement Unlocked: Uganda’s Most Wanted (60)
Achievement Unlocked: Begging For The Abyss (-300)
Achievement Unlocked: Lord of the Edge (200)
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A short, silly, high-octane ride through a cyberpunk future where your bullets are few, your friends are fewer, and the long tentacles of the law are slithering up your pant legs.
I am aware that technically, writing a sentence in all capital letters is gramatically incorrect. I did this on purpose, several times, for stylistic effect. If you point this out in the reviews, a team of hit-apes will kick in your door.
Winner of EndMaster's 2020-2021 Grimdark Contest!
Take the role of Lord Winter, an aspiring sorcerer and the scion of a noble line that has fallen into obscurity.
Contains scenes of intense gore, brutality, and sexual violence.
Cover art by the talented MadHattersDaughter.
this is so fucking stupid
Recent Posts
Rant Thread on 10/4/2021 9:11:28 PMYou're literally Ford
Rant Thread on 10/4/2021 4:54:07 PM
silence, 2018 account
Satanic Nazis on 10/1/2021 7:56:10 PM
That's only true if you take them at their word. Nazi high command was dominated by weird perverts
Will Ebon return? on 9/28/2021 2:47:56 PM
Steve logged in yesterday.
Wibn has debased himself to the point where he has lost what little esteem he had
Marshalling the Faithful on 9/20/2021 10:37:45 PM
Hello everyone, Malk here. Just want to let you all know that the Hollywood Jews business types have produced a blasphemy most foul, and disrespected the years of lethal preparation and gene-modding required to create a chimpanzee who can effectively perform CIA wetwork duties. As always, if you want authentic, verified information on hit-monkeys, I implore you to do your research from credible sources.
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Duel on 9/18/2021 9:41:35 PM
Your parents are fucking diseased lmfao.
Dungeons & Drag Queens on 9/13/2021 11:17:47 PM
Every queen has gone home carrying only one of her stilettos, at least once. Ditch it, girl.
Escape the Dark Sector - Team Alpha on 9/13/2021 8:58:57 AM
Cook slams the syringe into himself without a second thought. "Looks like we're about even. I'll take point, don't want your ass to get digested or some shit."
Whatever comes next, he's sure of this: the next round of combat he will dive for cover and call for the medical drone again.
Escape the Dark Sector - Team Alpha on 9/12/2021 9:18:35 PM
"Man gimme the medibot!" Cook yells, diving for cover.
Inspiration? on 9/12/2021 8:46:54 PM
Basically, I think you have to take inspiration from everything. It's a dumb cliche, but I've found my writing has gotten a lot better and more fun to write ever since I started focusing on being inspired. I shamelessly rip off details from my own life, every piece of media I consume, other people's irl stories, etc. Anything to make the universe of your world more fleshed out.
