Entry into EndMaster's 2024 Prompt Contest! 

The Faceless Knights uphold divine law, crushing mutation and degeneracy whenever they encounter it. When the young lord of a recently-conquered territory calls for a true servant of God, you must answer. 

This game has a sequel.

A short, silly, high-octane ride through a cyberpunk future where your bullets are few, your friends are fewer, and the long tentacles of the law are slithering up your pant legs. 

I am aware that technically, writing a sentence in all capital letters is gramatically incorrect. I did this on purpose, several times, for stylistic effect. If you point this out in the reviews, a team of hit-apes will kick in your door. 

Winner of EndMaster's 2024 Crisis Contest! 

This is a sequel to A Prayer for Destruction. It is highly recommended that you read that work before beginning this one.

The North, that frozen-over land of fanatics and heathens, has suffered a great and mysterious calamity. The Sultan bids you raise your banners and ride in his name to investigate.

Winner of EndMaster's 2020-2021 Grimdark Contest!

Take the role of Lord Winter, an aspiring sorcerer and the scion of a noble line that has fallen into obscurity. 

Contains scenes of intense gore, brutality, and sexual violence. 

Cover art by the talented MadHattersDaughter.

"Death is struck and nature quaking;
All creation is awaking,
To its Judge an answer making.
Lo, the book, exactly worded,
Wherein all hath been recorded;
Thence shall judgment be awarded.
When the Judge His seat attaineth,
And each hidden deed arraigneth,
Nothing unavenged remaineth."

-- Dies Irae

Ultimately, the fate of life is to destroy itself.

Note: This was adapted with express permission from a friend's "Creative Nonfiction" project for ENG223: Journalism in the 21st Century at Toronto Metropolitan University. Footnotes added by me to add clarity when needed. 

this is so fucking stupid

Very nice. I'll have to take a look. It's been a couple years since I've re-read. Unbelievably cool game 

Hey YourArmyCompanion, stick to one account retard 

I like the idea that you've set your shop up in the town where Vito Spatafore ends up after fleeing Jersey 

Bingo 

"we" 

No one's "in charge" here, we have a custodial staff of volunteer oldheads who occasionally ban people because it's funny. In any case, cesspit or not, we like it the way it is and you're a literally who with a day old account. 

Also, this site predates CoG by about a decade. 

I was instructed to come into this thread and tell you to kill yourself, and I am a loyal soldier who follows orders. So here it is:

kys fgt

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhoticity_in_English

The ones about monkeys are less edgy 

Hey I'm just wondering when this one is coming out