A short, silly, high-octane ride through a cyberpunk future where your bullets are few, your friends are fewer, and the long tentacles of the law are slithering up your pant legs. 

I am aware that technically, writing a sentence in all capital letters is gramatically incorrect. I did this on purpose, several times, for stylistic effect. If you point this out in the reviews, a team of hit-apes will kick in your door. 

Winner of EndMaster's 2020-2021 Grimdark Contest!

Take the role of Lord Winter, an aspiring sorcerer and the scion of a noble line that has fallen into obscurity. 

Contains scenes of intense gore, brutality, and sexual violence. 

Cover art by the talented MadHattersDaughter.

this is so fucking stupid

Keep up the good work, loyal citizen 

Harakiri, one of the best samurai movies ever made is free on YT. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pu334qqNdk

Stop sucking cocks in a public forum, be better than your mom. 

No one's going to see, no one gives a shit. Using CYS as your personal army is dumb and gay 

As queer as cog is, there's nothing queerer than someone who thinks that being banned from a forum is a grievous injustice 

Take the thong out yo bussy, playa.

As predicted, Molested_Moose has vanished like a fart in the wind 

your dirty jokes are weak. you're talking about piss... poo... i'm on the next level.... i'm 14 and i'm joking about fluids you kids haven't even heard of yet.............

this is a great question to ask right on the eve of the deadline 

god this rules 

I feel like you're a midwit who doesn't have the discipline to do anything and has written maybe thirty words of script top 

what's going on in your life? are you finally expected to wipe your own ass and it's a bit too much for you?