A short, silly, high-octane ride through a cyberpunk future where your bullets are few, your friends are fewer, and the long tentacles of the law are slithering up your pant legs. 

I am aware that technically, writing a sentence in all capital letters is gramatically incorrect. I did this on purpose, several times, for stylistic effect. If you point this out in the reviews, a team of hit-apes will kick in your door. 

Winner of EndMaster's 2020-2021 Grimdark Contest!

Take the role of Lord Winter, an aspiring sorcerer and the scion of a noble line that has fallen into obscurity. 

Contains scenes of intense gore, brutality, and sexual violence. 

Cover art by the talented MadHattersDaughter.

"Death is struck and nature quaking;
All creation is awaking,
To its Judge an answer making.
Lo, the book, exactly worded,
Wherein all hath been recorded;
Thence shall judgment be awarded.
When the Judge His seat attaineth,
And each hidden deed arraigneth,
Nothing unavenged remaineth."

-- Dies Irae

Ultimately, the fate of life is to destroy itself.

this is so fucking stupid

Genre fantasy can be great but it's not mind expanding in the way that fleshy little shitlings need to be exposed to. Not teaching the high art / low art distinction at a younge age is how you get Marveltards 

• Deptford Trilogy 
• Moby-Dick 
• A Farewell to Arms
• For Whom the Bell Tolls 
• Frankenstein + Dracula  
• The Adventures of Tom Sawyer 
• Iliad + Odyssey 

I think this list of ten is based and hard enough to instill a deep love of reading while also being educationally valuable. Kids are smarter than you think; they can either adapt and become good readers or fuck off and die. 

Of the books I was assigned as a teen, Fifth Business made the biggest impact, and its sequel The Manticore literally changed my view of reality. Profoundly based works. 

Joining on the condition that an entire navy assembled to battle a sea beast is a form of fishing 

So excited for when you publish Deepthroat Circus: Bussy so I have an excuse to ban you 

Lovecraft, Danielewski, Mitchell's Homer translations and the Hebrew Bible are my big influences right now. 

Ford should not be banned. As our virtuous customs and ancient culture is further diluted, it's imperative we keep around as many of the old guard as we can 

Shut up fatty 

Shut the fuck up fatty, you are unfit to even drink of his istinja vessel. 

This sounds like great advice to have a bunch of characters who read as fundamentally samey 

Pre emptively consigning myself to SHAME here. Too much last minute bullshit ate up my writing time.