hetero_malk, The Grandmaster of the Written Word

Member Since

3/14/2020

Last Activity

10/20/2021 12:22 AM

EXP Points

5,355

Post Count

354

Storygame Count

3

Duel Stats

3 wins / 6 losses

Order

Marauder Exemplar

Commendations

173

"In normal times a mad man like Malk would have been hanged for his crimes. However in this time of darkness mad men can reach positions of great power" - EndMaster 

Joined: 7/18/2014

Go review my game http://chooseyourstory.com/story/winter,-after-the-harvest

Alternatively, go read my short stories http://chooseyourstory.com/forums/creative-corner/message/26566

If you want a short game, play this http://chooseyourstory.com/story/cybermonkey

A list of my achievements: 

Achievement Unlocked: Questionable Parentage (10)

 Achievement Unlocked: Not Mine (-10)

Achievement Unlocked: Uganda’s Most Wanted (60)

Achievement Unlocked: Begging For The Abyss (-300) 

Achievement Unlocked: Lord of the Edge (200) 

 

Trophies Earned

Earning 100 Points Earning 500 Points Earning 1,000 Points Earning 2,000 Points Earning 5,000 Points You're an inspiration to Capybaras everywhere. Also your writing’s better than ever. Not only just an inspiration to capybaras, but humans as well. Standard-bearer. For winning the 2021 Edgelord 2 Contest Having 1 Storygame(s) Featured Given by BerkaZerka on 02/27/2021 - Magnificent Modding In The Face of Retarded Fury Given by EndMaster on 03/09/2021 - For rising above and beyond your humble beginnings

Storygames

CYBERMONKEY

A short, silly, high-octane ride through a cyberpunk future where your bullets are few, your friends are fewer, and the long tentacles of the law are slithering up your pant legs. 

I am aware that technically, writing a sentence in all capital letters is gramatically incorrect. I did this on purpose, several times, for stylistic effect. If you point this out in the reviews, a team of hit-apes will kick in your door. 


WARCHIMP
HIGH OCTANE ALL CAPS PRIMATE MADNESS From the creator of CYBERMONKEY, the genre defining cult classic that got the author EXCOMMUNICATED from the IFDB! Entered into EndMaster's 2021 Manifest Destiny contest in the last moments before the bombs fell.

Featured Story Winter, After the Harvest

Winner of EndMaster's 2020-2021 Grimdark Contest!

Take the role of Lord Winter, an aspiring sorcerer and the scion of a noble line that has fallen into obscurity. 

Contains scenes of intense gore, brutality, and sexual violence. 

Cover art by the talented MadHattersDaughter.


A Man Flayed
unpublished

Spear of Flint, Sword of Bronze
unpublished

Turd Midas
unpublished

this is so fucking stupid


Whom the Gods Would Destroy
unpublished


Recent Posts

Rant Thread on 10/4/2021 9:11:28 PM

You're literally Ford 


Rant Thread on 10/4/2021 4:54:07 PM

silence, 2018 account 


Satanic Nazis on 10/1/2021 7:56:10 PM

That's only true if you take them at their word. Nazi high command was dominated by weird perverts 


Will Ebon return? on 9/28/2021 2:47:56 PM

Steve logged in yesterday. 

Wibn has debased himself to the point where he has lost what little esteem he had 


Marshalling the Faithful on 9/20/2021 10:37:45 PM

Hello everyone, Malk here. Just want to let you all know that the Hollywood Jews business types have produced a blasphemy most foul, and disrespected the years of lethal preparation and gene-modding required to create a chimpanzee who can effectively perform CIA wetwork duties. As always, if you want authentic, verified information on hit-monkeys, I implore you to do your research from credible sources.

 

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Duel on 9/18/2021 9:41:35 PM

Your parents are fucking diseased lmfao. 


Dungeons & Drag Queens on 9/13/2021 11:17:47 PM

Every queen has gone home carrying only one of her stilettos, at least once. Ditch it, girl. 


Escape the Dark Sector - Team Alpha on 9/13/2021 8:58:57 AM

Cook slams the syringe into himself without a second thought. "Looks like we're about even. I'll take point, don't want your ass to get digested or some shit."

Whatever comes next, he's sure of this: the next round of combat he will dive for cover and call for the medical drone again. 


Escape the Dark Sector - Team Alpha on 9/12/2021 9:18:35 PM

"Man gimme the medibot!" Cook yells, diving for cover. 


Inspiration? on 9/12/2021 8:46:54 PM

Basically, I think you have to take inspiration from everything. It's a dumb cliche, but I've found my writing has gotten a lot better and more fun to write ever since I started focusing on being inspired. I shamelessly rip off details from my own life, every piece of media I consume, other people's irl stories, etc. Anything to make the universe of your world more fleshed out.