hetero_malk, The Capybaliph
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"In normal times a mad man like Malk would have been hanged for his crimes. However in this time of darkness mad men can reach positions of great power" - EndMaster
Joined: 7/18/2014
Go review my game http://chooseyourstory.com/story/winter,-after-the-harvest
Alternatively, go read my short stories http://chooseyourstory.com/forums/creative-corner/message/26566
If you want a short game, play this http://chooseyourstory.com/story/cybermonkey
A list of my achievements:
Achievement Unlocked: Questionable Parentage (10)
Achievement Unlocked: Not Mine (-10)
Achievement Unlocked: Uganda’s Most Wanted (60)
Achievement Unlocked: Begging For The Abyss (-300)
Achievement Unlocked: Lord of the Edge (200)
Son of King Lugalbanda, who became a god,
and of the goddess Ninsun.
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A short, silly, high-octane ride through a cyberpunk future where your bullets are few, your friends are fewer, and the long tentacles of the law are slithering up your pant legs.
I am aware that technically, writing a sentence in all capital letters is gramatically incorrect. I did this on purpose, several times, for stylistic effect. If you point this out in the reviews, a team of hit-apes will kick in your door.
Winner of EndMaster's 2020-2021 Grimdark Contest!
Take the role of Lord Winter, an aspiring sorcerer and the scion of a noble line that has fallen into obscurity.
Contains scenes of intense gore, brutality, and sexual violence.
Cover art by the talented MadHattersDaughter.
"Death is struck and nature quaking;
All creation is awaking,
To its Judge an answer making.
Lo, the book, exactly worded,
Wherein all hath been recorded;
Thence shall judgment be awarded.
When the Judge His seat attaineth,
And each hidden deed arraigneth,
Nothing unavenged remaineth."
-- Dies Irae
Ultimately, the fate of life is to destroy itself.
this is so fucking stupid
Recent Posts
IFDB Outpost on 2/29/2024 1:52:22 PMYou can be gay and have children.
You can also be literally straight but spiritually gay, as in the case of Mormons, engineers, paralegals, and the United Kingdom.
IFDB Outpost on 2/29/2024 11:42:58 AM
Mormons are gay
The Stanley Cup Craze on 2/22/2024 12:24:34 PM
The only Stanley Cup worth giving a shit about is the one that marks the end of the hockey season
standards in cyos on 2/6/2024 10:16:34 PM
Good evening,
Upon review, it seems that you're likely too retarded to write a story. Consider roping. Hope this helps!
Cheers,
CYS Moderation Staff
WE NEED MORE SPORT BASED STORIES on 1/17/2024 11:31:33 AM
@Mandalorian have you not read the boxing story?
Gay Nazi Slapfight (Now with Femboys!) on 1/17/2024 10:31:07 AM
I've been digging fucking replacement tunnels for a week now, give me a break man
Reading Eternal unironically made me depressed on 1/7/2024 11:31:31 PM
The modern incel has two paths he can take: blasting rope to EndMaster stories, or becoming a Serbian Nazi bodybuilder (who blasts rope to EndMaster tories)
Merry Christmas on 12/25/2023 4:07:15 AM
Merry Christmas Will! :)
Merry Christmas all
CYS History (THE TRUTH) on 11/21/2023 2:05:21 AM
Remember when Ebon thought his comeback and victory would be recorded in the sacred annals
What a gay retard
Looking for friends/Saying hello on 11/20/2023 10:34:08 PM
Hello Ford, I am interested in your friendship. You don't seem like the kind of person who DMs people terrible things on Discord