4/22/2025

2/27/2026 8:00 PM

420

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22 wins / 7 losses

Marauder

You're A Lizard, Harry!

Harry Potter fanfic for die hard Harry Potter fans if you don't love Harry Potter don't you dare open this because there will be a test. (If you fail, you're punished by DEATH.)

Also plz don't leave bad comments cuz this is my first gmae ver and I would liek to have an 8 but plz give conzstructiv feedbac.

Also this is pt 1 of 90,000 so plz wait for the rest of the series.

This is my magna popus so it's really cool and you'll luv it.

Made this image of feeding the Abyssal Rape Scorpions. Sure was fun to procrastinate! What a bunch of cuties. Look at their eyes!

Sigh. I need to write.

It's a copypasta, dumbass. I'm a fucking teenager, obviously I'm not a navy seal.

lol, fag

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

ESL? What ESL? That dumbass is using AI for translation.

If there is a lack of pressure in your brain, it could be because your brain is too empty! Try filling it with some intellect. ^-^ (God, Thara, let me get some attacks in.)

Tasting End's cum? Anyway, didn't work. Damn, Thara's quick. (I bet she's said that about a few men, too.)

Avo, you think blah of me? :( How could you! The horrible betrayal. Shame on you and your bloodline.

The metaphor is catching on! ^-^

Do you perhaps teach writing classes, Sent? If so, could I perhaps purchase one?