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12/19/2025 2:24 PM

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17 wins / 7 losses

Marauder

You're A Lizard, Harry!

Harry Potter fanfic for die hard Harry Potter fans if you don't love Harry Potter don't you dare open this because there will be a test. (If you fail, you're punished by DEATH.)

Also plz don't leave bad comments cuz this is my first gmae ver and I would liek to have an 8 but plz give conzstructiv feedbac.

Also this is pt 1 of 90,000 so plz wait for the rest of the series.

This is my magna popus so it's really cool and you'll luv it.

Oh, the shame of being a minor. Have lots of joyous Christmas cheer, all!

I am good this weekend as well! Looking forward to it.

I like Ogre.

Thank you!

Oops, I dropped something. Unfortunately, this is a tragic tale without a happy ending where I can buy a penguin mug and an Endmaster hoodie. Fucking Redbubble.

Do reviews need to be feature-worthy or are 1 to 2 paragraphs okay?

Hurtful, yet fair.

My dog? You mean your mother? Oh well, she's been choking on my cock since day one. I'd feed myself to her but I'm too busy eating her out, like your dad was never able to. He's so bad at sex that they had you. Loving parents- what a joke. You're mom's too busy fucking me to care and your dad's too wasted to give a fuck about who's fucking who. Go choke on the rim of whatever edgelord/chronically online glass you're currently drinking out of and pretend it's your mother's titty from when you were a baby and she still didn't give a fuck about you. You're so fucking retarded that Cel had to move your ass to an entirely new thread. Sure, that means what I'm saying is dumb too, but at least I don't have your life- just the one who gave it to you in my pants.

I hope you choke on your own two inch cock, faggot. I've never been a fan of arrogant retards who get outsmarted by fucking teenagers and think they're the shit. I hope you put a shotgun to your head and pull the trigger, and when your mom comes in to jack off at your corpse she gets surprised at how little brain matter there was in the first place. You haven't done shit and you're still pissing me off this much. You're such a retarded fuck ass faggy nigga that it makes me want to put the shotgun to my own head. Only the issue would be that my last thought would be your gorilla ass and I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. This is why your dad is an alcoholic and your mom never loved you, you piece of human trash. tl;dr, kys fag.