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You're A Lizard, Harry!

Harry Potter fanfic for die hard Harry Potter fans if you don't love Harry Potter don't you dare open this because there will be a test. (If you fail, you're punished by DEATH.)

Also plz don't leave bad comments cuz this is my first gmae ver and I would liek to have an 8 but plz give conzstructiv feedbac.

Also this is pt 1 of 90,000 so plz wait for the rest of the series.

This is my magna popus so it's really cool and you'll luv it.

My childhood hamster nugget?! NOOOOOOOO! Well, he did always have a penchant for sticking himself up anuses. Well, thank god that Blinky is okay at least. And hey, this'll be another great addition to his memoir.

Dude, THE Alfonso the Pimp? I've heard so much about you! This is crazy, man, it's an honor to meet you in person, especially because you were the man who taught my mom how to suck a **** **** ***** *** *** *** *** especially when **** ** *** *** ******* and there were hamsters involved. Small world indeed, man. Small world indeed.

Harper, Daiki, Zane, Jayden. Man, all these teenage boys with edgy usernames sound like something out of a poorly written YA. Sure am glad my name or username aren't like that. ... Oh, wait. Whoops.

I'll take The Cult and Don't get Distracted!

I like Ogre

Okay then, I will extend grace. CYS is a writing site with a very anti-generative AI policy which is displayed very clearly. There was a user, TypedRooster, who used AI to write a story, which he got banned for, because obviously. But then he started spamming alts today, so really you unfortunately just picked the wrong week to join the site - people might assume you're him, especially non-mods who can't check IP to verify. The AI pissed a lot of people off, including myself, considering that Rooster used it to "write" a game in my favorite niche. Anyway, now that I'm done explaining all that, I do hope you're an actual individual curious about writing and may the odds be ever in your favor. That thread I linked should explain some of the more 'negative' aspects of the site and I do suggest you give it a read. (P.S. As for what RK said, we DO bite... But only if you use AI or are a literal fucking Nazi.)

Hey. Read the Pinned Messages. Specifically that one I so helpfully linked.

Welcome to CYS. Unless you're Rooster. Then fuck off.

Do not slander my good name with an AI summary. Liminality(TM) is more than slightly eerie things, it's a cart rolling up and down an uncanny valley in the hopes that the observer will remember how they felt when they fell off the swing for the first time at the park, how they felt when the door creaked open on its own the first time they were trusted in the house by themselves as a child, or when they were outside at night and weren't sure if the noises they were hearing were normal or not. It's the sense that something is nostalgic, and so wrong. You can't encapsulate the horror of it with a few phrases thrown together. The thing AI doesn't understand about humanity is how we feel. It's a blender that dumps human emotions down a garbage shoot and regurgitates it to feed it to the hungry little prompt writers who swear up and down it's their own work. A banana taped to a wall is better than this absolute dogshit. I digress. But I hope at some point I will gain the talent (THROUGH HARD WORK AND MY OWN SYNAPSES, NOT SOME CLANKER) to show you all what Liminal horror really is. How it really makes you feel. Not some slop drivel plagiarized from hundreds of thousands of real, skilled, artistic people.

Ace, I don't know. No one's guessed him yet and he has conspiracy theorist aura.

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