4/22/2025

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10 wins / 5 losses

Marauder

No Way Out

unpublished

Backup Entry for Endmaster's Edutainment Contest.

Eternally unpublished, this story sucks and I wrote it in a day and a half.

No one knows what death is like. Much less the dead. - #### ####

Drowning doesn't feel like what you remember. It's over before it's over. Then you see the light.

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This is certainly not my best writing, but it is my free ticket out of SHAME if I need it. (Unfortunately, I will.) It's short, but there's a story if you squint and some good information. At the very least, I hope you get some sort of enjoyment out of it. This is an anthology story similar to Tales Of The Basement. The cover is clickable for those who like to read in the same browser.

You're A Lizard, Harry!

unpublished

Harry Potter fanfic for die hard Harry Potter fans if you don't love Harry Potter don't you dare open this because there will be a test. (If you fail, you're punished by DEATH.)

Also plz don't leave bad comments cuz this is my first gmae ver and I would liek to have an 8 but plz give conzstructiv feedbac.

Also this is pt 1 of 90,000 so plz wait for the rest of the series.

This is my magna popus so it's really cool and you'll luv it.

You make a valid point. Such a valid point, in fact, that I’m going to change the maturity to a 7/8 and include two swear words per page so their software blocks it. Although this may affect the amount of comments, it may ensure that the dumb kids who can’t get around the filters are kept off.

Everyone, it's that time again! Equip your NOOB CRASHOUT BINGO to win a grand prize of absolutely nothing!

Okay so this kid is 9 at most, right? Not saying Avo's game is bad, in fact, it's extremely well made for a twelve year old - and a fun read!- but saying most of the stories on the site are worse (Unless they're exclusively reading 1-4s) is an insane take that pretty much only a kid would do. That, or he's a creepy old groomer. In which case someone needs to ban his ass. <3 But counting the grammatical errors, I think it's safe to say this is a kid.

That was really mean to Mizal, Avo! She’s just a mod trying her best to spell. :( There there Mizal, in two days you’ll have an awful Harry Potter fanfic called “You’re A Lizard, Harry!” to cheer you up! (shameless self promotion) These poor mods and all the violence they have to face. Everyone talks about mod violence, but where’s the abused mod helpline? We as a site have clearly not progressed enough to be equal. Smh. That being said, can this death note kid spell anything right please? I can’t decipher a single word that he types and he seems to be under the odd impression that this is a game as we are yet again flooded with schoolchildren.

Give me two days.

Huzzah! I didn't get last place despite writing my storygame in a day and a half! To eternally be unpublished it goes, then. Thanks to End for hosting, thanks to Gower, Sherbet, and Clayfinger for judging, and Congrats to Will but mostly Mystic for your incredible entries! Good job to everyone else who submitted as well for not being SHAMED. Time to write an actually decent story.

I personally prefer Kid and Leveret, but Harpy Hare is amazing as well. I'll give them a try! Thanks for the recommendation.

There go Mizal’s superpowers again.

Top 3 Lady Lamb listeners. 30,000 minutes on her alone, 120,000 total for the year. Other notable artists in my top five include Conan Gray (Specifically his new album.) Yaelokre, and the Oh Hellos. Top Song this year was Heretic (Lady Lamb) followed closely by Walrus. (Also Lady Lamb) All in all, a good year musically, I believe.

A bookshelf!