Celicni, The Reader

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4/23/2014

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3/16/2026 5:02 PM

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992

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3

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Winner of Endmaster's Myth and Religion contest with Slavic Pagans! Given by BerkaZerka on 09/06/2022 - To shreds you say? Given by EndMaster on 08/25/2022 - For your contributions to the site

Storygames

Slavic Pagans

The wise woman said
Once you're hardened in battle there's no coming back
Fight or fall

You're about to experience that firsthand, as you and the other members of your Slavic tribe are a part of an Avar-led attack force currently heading towards Singidunum.

Don't these fools realize that they're attempting the impossible? The Byzantine fortress has not been breached in 39 years, so why do you have to do this? All you ever wanted was to learn more about gods and religion, Slavic and otherwise.



As far as you're concerned, the rest of them can go die in vain... this may just be the opportunity you were looking for, to change your life from the ground up, and learn more about the gods.

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Entry for EndMaster's Myth and Religion Contest.

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This is a prequel to my other game, Vincha. It is not required that you read that one first, as this game is standalone, but you will enjoy the story more, and recognize some of the characters.

Just as was the case in Vincha, consider the world this game takes place in to be quite similar to what ours was like in the early middle ages. Except, of course, with the inclusion of many fantastical and mythological creatures, as well as magic.

As with all of my stories, pay attention to the maturity level. There are many difficult subjects explored in the story.

There are some (optional) world-building and historical links here and there. They will be recognizable by the fact your character will think, recall, or consider the topic at hand. If you're interested in the world, Slavic mythology, or some history of the Byzantine Empire, you may want to check them out.

Any references to Swedish metal bands, obscure German browser games, Japanese light novels, American sitcoms, or anything else are completely intentional.

Finally, there are 7 different endings. As the story is much shorter than I originally intended, I heavily recommend you try reaching them all. Each one will provide you with some information not mentioned in the other endings.

Your score represents the ending you got. Deaths not marked as an ending get a score of -1, except one special death ending that gets 69.


Vincha

Facing a new threat from the Byzantine empire, your small Slavic tribe is discussing how you can defend yourselves. They are overconfident, and you feel death will overcome you.

Upset, you go visit the temple of Prabog, an ancient Slavic god that you hope will protect you. Will you find glory or death?

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Entry for Endmaster's Edgelord contest #2.

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I recommend trying out the obviously bad choices as well. You may find the story a tad short otherwise.

You can consider the world to be similar to ours in the 7th century except with the addition of magic and magic creatures.


What a Terrible World

A great Empire, slowly falling apart due to the mysterious and deadly plague... but you don't care about that. You have your own problems.

The world just keeps kicking you in the tender bits. Your entire life has been shit, and you're not going to take it anymore. Well, you aren't going to take anything anymore, as you are going to kill yourself.

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However, fate has another plan in store for you. Will you take the opportunity presented before you by a mysterious eldritch creature? And will you lose yourself along the way? Dealing with the devil never pays off... but perhaps?

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Entry for Endmaster's prompt contest.

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Note: The story includes a lot of dark humor, harsh language, violence, racism, rape depictions and suicide attempts. If such is not your cup of tea, stay away.

Your actions will influence the protagonist's thoughts and view of the world, as well as the actions he will automatically take, outside of your choices. Before you complain about him being a monster or a racist, consider whether you made him become so.

If you get a titled epilogue, consider that a win, even if it sucks for the protagonist. There are 5 to find. Some are rather easy to obtain, while the others can be a bit more difficult. Try to find the "good" and the "best" endings.

More than half the fucked up shit that the protagonist talks about in the beginning actually happened to the author, so you can have a fun guessing game of which is true, and which is made up.

If you believe you spotted a reference to something, be it a light novel or a totally random flash game, you did.

And remember: The higher your score, the worse person you are.


Happy Camping Trip
unpublished

You go on a happy camping trip with your friends where absolutely nothing bad will ever happen!


Vincha (Original)
unpublished

The original Vincha, in all of its rushed 2-day binge-writing glory.

You should probably read the updated version instead, this is just there to preserve the original.

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Beset by the Byzantine empire, your small Slavic tribe is discussing how you can defend yourselves. They are overconfident, and you feel death will overcome you. Upset, you go visit the temple of Prabog, an ancient Slavic god that you hope will protect you. Will you find glory or death?

I recommend trying out the obviously bad choices as well. You may find the story a tad short otherwise.

The world is similar to ours in the 7th century except with the addition of magic and magic creatures.


Recent Posts

Death of a Serbian on 3/16/2026 4:03:40 PM

I left the discord of my own accord.

I'll grant you that my recent contributions have not been very productive as of late, I've had much the same thoughts. A break from the site is definitely deserved ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Anyway, I did not realize how serious any of this "hate" was. When I told Thara the other day to enjoy end's dick or whatever, I was very much bantering, but seems it wasn't so from her side.

I ask you not to bother with actually pressing the button, since I'd like to keep the avatar and possibly be able to leave potential comments in the future. For all intents and purposes, consider me gone.

Much as with the discord, I will leave of my own accord.


Death of a Serbian on 3/16/2026 3:21:17 PM

I'd rather go somewhere other than Argentina.

Anyway, I did not figure any of this punishment talk was serious, but hey, what can you do. I figured I was punished rather more than enough.

All I can offer is to do better in the future I guess?

The whole "advisor not defender" thing is what hurts the most I guess since it's well established you're likely the only reason I start participating in the site in the first place.

I can only concur that I consider my contributions to the site over the (not so recent admittedly) years should mean more than what I do outside the site.

Anyway, if such should come to pass I, of course do not want the stories unpublished, both because I care for the site and also because you've requested it now.

Can't say much more than that ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Death of a Serbian on 3/16/2026 3:02:34 PM

Did I in 2023 think sending a pic to cricket would make her uncomfortable? Probably not.

Today is not 2023.


Death of a Serbian on 3/16/2026 2:42:50 PM

Evidently. I also seem to have lost a button or two in the UI.


Death of a Serbian on 3/16/2026 2:40:38 PM

I've conceded to that in the reply to gryphon. Any other input?


Death of a Serbian on 3/16/2026 2:39:30 PM

As far as I know, I've been ostracized since like... The beginning?


Death of a Serbian on 3/16/2026 2:28:29 PM

Did you even stop to think for a second with your pea-sized brain that if I behaved IRL as I do here I would be ostracized and definitely not able to test out what works with women and what doesn't?

Take a look back at Malk's post in Will's thread about the difference between online and irl interactions if still unclear.


Death of a Serbian on 3/16/2026 2:14:52 PM

Well you didn't have to post that quote, cause I already have, up above. Which nobody has still seemingly read.

Anyone that reads this with the slightest desire of interpreting it in any way except the worst way possible will know what this actually means, rather than "man grab woman in every single situation and no let go" you intentionally misinterpret it as.

That said, clearly I've not put ENOUGH disclaimers, you're certainly right on that part.

Tell me, what part of treating women like human means not listening to anything they say?

You know, up until this point I've given you the TINIEST sliver of doubt that you may be here to actually discuss, rather than just attack, but intentionally misinterpreting "don't ask women for dating advice" as "don't listen to anything she says" has sealed the deal.


Death of a Serbian on 3/16/2026 2:12:24 PM

You only see me only taking that as a sign, but I assure you I am well aware of what's an actual no. Better than most of the participants here. I would genuinely put my life on the line that no woman has regretted doing it with me.

But you are right that I don't actually explain the precise minutiae, and some retard may end up causing shit somewhere because of that. Please see my response to Gryphon, and thank you for being one of the rare few with a valid argument.


Death of a Serbian on 3/16/2026 2:07:31 PM

Gryphon, being one of the rare few people on this site I respect and whose opinion I care for deep down (despite me allegedly hating all trans people), I have taken your post to heart. So I want to address this part.

Others on the thread will definitely call me naive for saying this, but your posts come across as more "extremely stupid" than "intentionally evil" to me.

If it's "extremely stupid" we're gonna have to agree to disagree, but why the fuck would I be intentionally evil and/or malicious? Are the "Others on the thread " actually children who see everything as black and white? Do they think a person they disagree with is a moustache twirling villain, rather than simply seeing the world in a different way?

Anyway, no, I am not actively malicious, and given it's you that also seem to have disagreement with the content, and not some PMS'd up woman bitching, I will take your post to heart, and rework and/or remove the 1% everyone seems to be in arms about.

Thank you for a productive response.