Celicni, The Dramatist

Member Since

4/23/2014

Last Activity

9/26/2022 8:49 PM

EXP Points

739

Post Count

213

Storygame Count

2

Duel Stats

18 wins / 10 losses

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Commendations

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Hello.

"Don't tell anyone, but I think it's kind of funny that Celicni got hit by a car." -Sherbet

"Everyone thinks that's funny." -EndMaster

"I didn't think it was funny until I talked to him more." -Mizal

"Can someone run this motherfucker over again?" -hetero_malk

Trophies Earned

Earning 100 Points Earning 500 Points Given by BerkaZerka on 09/06/2022 - To shreds you say? Given by EndMaster on 08/25/2022 - For your contributions to the site

Storygames

Vincha

Beset by the Byzantine empire, your small Slavic tribe is discussing how you can defend yourselves. They are overconfident, and you feel death will overcome you. Upset, you go visit the temple of Prabog, an ancient Slavic god that you hope will protect you. Will you find glory, or death?

 

I recommend trying out the obviously bad choices as well. You may find the story a tad short otherwise.

The world is similar to ours in the 7th century except with the addition of magic and magic creatures.


What a terrible world

A great Empire, slowly falling apart due to the mysterious and deadly plague... but you don't care about that. You have your own problems.

The world just keeps kicking you in the tender bits. Your entire life has been shit, and you're not going to take it anymore. Well, you aren't going to take anything anymore, as you are going to kill yourself.

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However, fate has another plan in store for you. Will you take the opportunity presented before you by a mysterious eldritch creature? And will you lose yourself along the way? Dealing with the devil never pays off... but perhaps?

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Entry for Endmaster's prompt contest.

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Note: The story includes a lot of dark humor, harsh language, violence, racism, rape depictions and suicide attempts. If such is not your cup of tea, stay away.

Your actions will influence the protagonist's thoughts and view of the world, as well as the actions he will automatically take, outside of your choices. Before you complain about him being a monster or a racist, consider whether you made him become so.

If you get a titled epilogue, consider that a win, even if it sucks for the protagonist. There are 5 to find. Some are rather easy to obtain, while the others can be a bit more difficult. Try to find the "good" and the "best" endings.

More than half the fucked up shit that the protagonist talks about in the beginning actually happened to the author, so you can have a fun guessing game of which is true, and which is made up.

If you believe you spotted a reference to something, be it a light novel or a totally random flash game, you did.

And remember: The higher your score, the worse person you are.


Savana Hunting
unpublished , coauthor
You and your buddies, Joe and Todd, go hunting in the savanna, but everything goes wrong when you get stranded. Your mission in the game is to make it home with or without your friends.

Slavic Pagans
unpublished

The wise woman said
Once you're hardened in battle there's no coming back
Fight or fall

You're about to experience that firsthand, as you and the other members of your Slavic tribe are a part of an Avar-led attack force currently heading towards Singidunum.

Don't these fools realize that they're attempting the impossible? The Byzantine fortress has not been breached in 39 years, so why do you have to do this? All you ever wanted was to learn more about gods and religion, Slavic and otherwise.



As far as you're concerned, the rest of them can go die in vain... this may just be the opportunity you were looking for, to change your life from the ground up, and learn more about the gods.

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For Endmaster's myth and religion contest.

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This is a prequel to my other game, Vincha. It is absolutely not required that you read that one first, as this game is quite standalone, but you will enjoy the story more, and recognize some of the characters.

Just as was the case in Vincha, consider the world the game takes place in to be quite similar to what ours was like in the early middle ages. Except, of course, with the inclusion of many fantastical and mythological creatures, as well as magic.

As with all of my stories, pay attention to the maturity level. There are many difficult subjects explored in the story.

There are some (optional) world-building and historical links here and there. They will be recognizable by the fact your character will think, recall, or consider the topic at hand. If you're interested in the world, Slavic mythology, or some history of the Byzantine Empire, you may want to check them out.

Finally, there are 5 different endings. Try reaching them all.

31/08/2022: 1984 words.
01/09/2022: 2779 words.
02/09/2022: 5741 words.
03/09/2022: 5814 words.
04/09/2022: 6623 words.
05/09/2022: 6623 words.
06/09/2022: 7635 words.
07/09/2022: 7635 words.
08/09/2022: 9498 words.
09/09/2022: My birthday yay! 9498 words.
10/09/2022: 9498 words.
11/09/2022: 11611 words.
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25/09/2022: 17830 words.
26/09/2022: 18788 words.
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Recent Posts

EndMaster's Myth and Religion Contest on 9/26/2022 6:45:13 PM
Resurrecting the thread again, because I am bored, and also because I want to see how the competition is doing. As I said above, I very much don't have the time I want to write out what I want... So I've basically already given up on making it a very "choice-heavy" story. I've cut an entire path off, making it into a semi-gag ending. Still only halfway done so I should probably pick up the pace. In fact, I've so little time that my writing stats look like this, plenty of "0 writing" days: 31/08/2022: 1984 words. 01/09/2022: 2779 words. 02/09/2022: 5741 words. 03/09/2022: 5814 words. 04/09/2022: 6623 words. 05/09/2022: 6623 words. 06/09/2022: 7635 words. 07/09/2022: 7635 words. 08/09/2022: 9498 words. 09/09/2022: My birthday yay! 9498 words. 10/09/2022: 9498 words. 11/09/2022: 11611 words. 12/09/2022: 11611 words. 13/09/2022: 11611 words. 14/09/2022: 11611 words. 15/09/2022: 11611 words. 16/09/2022: 12967 words. 17/09/2022: 14443 words. 18/09/2022: 14988 words. 19/09/2022: 14988 words. 20/09/2022: 14988 words. 21/09/2022: 14988 words. 22/09/2022: 14988 words. 23/09/2022: 16482 words. 24/09/2022: 16482 words. 25/09/2022: 17830 words. 26/09/2022: 18788 words. Is anyone else not doing quite as well as they wanted?

Help regarding contests on 9/20/2022 11:05:17 AM
By looking at the relevant threads around the forum. Some are conveniently listed such as EndMaster's prompt contest -> https://chooseyourstory.com/forums/the-parlor-room/message/29109 Some you may have to search for a bit harder. If all else fails, you can search for the storygames with the "contest entry" tag. Also, given your username, I'm pretty sure you're a troll but an actual person may have a question such as this at some point so I'm going to respond anyway.

The Cat Raping Pedant Is a Joke on 9/20/2022 10:34:21 AM
Oh my, he was actually triggered by you not responding.

Minor, unimportant error. on 9/20/2022 8:45:47 AM
This will never happen on a published storygame, but if you're in there and want to fix a simple one: A storygame without the difficulty level, maturity level, or play length set will erroneously have a "no ratings yet" link underneath those categories. This is quite possibly the most minor bug ever, but hey, Tony gets to check another bug as fixed, and I will get some points, so it's a win-win.

The Cat Raping Pedant Is a Joke on 9/19/2022 1:27:38 PM
I think you're retarded for arguing this much with Yummy about irrelevant stuff instead of reading a storygame or two. And for not knowing how to turn on the advanced editor that lets you use arrays, classes and even functions. Try asking Killa about that, he's nice and always willing to help noobs out.

The Cat Raping Pedant Is a Joke on 9/19/2022 12:56:02 AM
What are you talking about? The editor is pretty damn advanced given some of the games people have managed to create. I think you're still just stuck in the "regular" editor, which yeah does only allow simple math operators and simple stuff. It's an IQ test to let you figure out how to turn the advanced editor on.

HAH LOSERS on 9/17/2022 6:46:20 AM
More like 125 chromosomes.

HAH LOSERS on 9/15/2022 5:24:46 AM
Can confirm. No shots and all of the autism here.

HAH LOSERS on 9/13/2022 9:28:36 AM
That is very nice. Do you have any pictures?

EndMaster's Myth and Religion Contest on 9/12/2022 4:30:33 AM
I have the absolute, same, problem, with commas. And I know many people shit on it and will strike me down for even recommending this, but grammarly helps me out a ton when it comes to that.