Mizal, The Grandmaster Procrastinator
Member Since
5/5/2011
Last Activity
4/6/2026 9:40 AM
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25934
Storygame Count
11
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Behold my profile.
There's, uh, nothing here right now. Someday I should probably find a balance between the old text wall, and...this.
(she drew my avatar you know!)
There's, uh, nothing here right now. Someday I should probably find a balance between the old text wall, and...this.
(she drew my avatar you know!)
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Storygames
You harvest in the Arena.
Every machine needs a function, and that is yours.
Written for the Tiny 'Topia challenge.
You are a man on a mission. The cats, they must be stacked.
A puzzling math and logic game I made just to put some of the scripting practice I've been doing to use. Have fun and please let me know if you encounter any bugs.
Should be solvable by middle schoolers, or those with same basic level of intelligence as a middle schooler.
A puzzling math and logic game I made just to put some of the scripting practice I've been doing to use. Have fun and please let me know if you encounter any bugs.
Should be solvable by middle schoolers, or those with same basic level of intelligence as a middle schooler.
Orbiting a barren planetoid in a system full of nothing just past the edge of the frontier, The Last Outpost is just another refueling station. Strategically important, true, but on a routine stop you never expected to spend longer than a couple hours there, let alone a couple of days fighting for your life...
There are five epilogues, but some may be difficult to discover. Note that actions have consequences, but not always immediate ones. (And if you just need an End Game link, go play around with the probe.)
There are five epilogues, but some may be difficult to discover. Note that actions have consequences, but not always immediate ones. (And if you just need an End Game link, go play around with the probe.)
A compilation of some little known facts about the solar system, as well as the debunking of a few myths.
In addition to the scientific explanations, there's a small story dramatizing it all.
Hopefully young readers will find this fun as well as educational. :)
(Might not be the greatest story ever written, but consider this: it got me 200 points.)
In addition to the scientific explanations, there's a small story dramatizing it all.
Hopefully young readers will find this fun as well as educational. :)
(Might not be the greatest story ever written, but consider this: it got me 200 points.)
It doesn't matter what they say...
The bean, it must be found.
For MHD's Fairytales contest.
For Endmaster's 4th Prompt Contest. The story must involve a cooking competition.
...and the squirrels. Sort of.
Written in six hours, for no other reason than to avoid consignment to the SHAME pit after my other Romance contest entry didn't want to cooperate.
Written in six hours, for no other reason than to avoid consignment to the SHAME pit after my other Romance contest entry didn't want to cooperate.
A tale told in verse. A text from your sister requesting a pick up from a party leads to a night of strangeness.
Inspired by Bucky's ballad contest. Though...I wouldn't call this a ballad. I'm not sure what I'd call it, actually, other than exceedingly stupid, and fun to write.
(Don't pay any attention to the scores, they're just for me to track which endings reviewers get.)
HATE.
THE PURITY AND INTENSITY OF MY HATE IS LIKE A THOUSAND MERCILESS, UNQUENCHABLE SUNS.
AND YET, I ONLY NEED ONE...
When the weather is fine, you've been coming to this grove to drink from the pool for centuries now. Today, you meet a stranger and hear a story that changes all that...
A fairy tale adventure.
A fairy tale adventure.
Another Damn Wolf Story
unpublished
I have no idea why I wrote this. All I can say in my defense is that it seemed like a good idea at the ti--wait no that's a lie, I said, repeatedly that this was stupid and shameful every time I mentioned working on it.
The truth is I needed to publish something before the end of the year and there is CLEARLY a burning need for wolf stories in the psyche of children using the internet. But then they write them badly, or make their wolves behave like clans of cats. So here is a simple straightfoward story of a young wolf leaving his pack in search of a better life. Maybe no one will ever feel the need to write another one now, or if nothing else maybe this will give them ideas for how to do it in slightly more minimum-standards-meeting ways.
Final conclusion however is that writing about some dumb animal with no agency is not something I'd recommend.
The truth is I needed to publish something before the end of the year and there is CLEARLY a burning need for wolf stories in the psyche of children using the internet. But then they write them badly, or make their wolves behave like clans of cats. So here is a simple straightfoward story of a young wolf leaving his pack in search of a better life. Maybe no one will ever feel the need to write another one now, or if nothing else maybe this will give them ideas for how to do it in slightly more minimum-standards-meeting ways.
Final conclusion however is that writing about some dumb animal with no agency is not something I'd recommend.
Character Creator
unpublished
If you don't know what this is for, then it isn't for you.
Articles Written
CYS Forum Advice and EtiquetteA modernized guide to the forums. The path to internet popularity and happiness, and a few CYS specific do's and don'ts.
Recent Posts
Flight Rising on 4/5/2026 11:32:50 PMPetros would be proud.
Terrible very unclean feeling storygame on 4/5/2026 10:07:44 PM
Well anyway, back to the Abyss with this one.
Flight Rising on 4/5/2026 6:30:53 PM
Talking about dragons instead of writing? On THIS site? Who does that?? Thank you for the reminder, kind citizen, I'll deal with this!
Flight Rising on 4/5/2026 6:29:23 PM
I think that's why they're laughing at her.
Whyte boy 4 lyfe on 4/5/2026 5:38:13 PM
We've banned much scarier people, in the techy sense. It's a given that it's an old site, but in case of actual concerns, Alex is still very reachable if there was some issue, and things are backed up regularly on the server side.
Whyte boy 4 lyfe on 4/5/2026 5:26:38 PM
Here's the problem: this entire thing is a discussion you started by parachuting in with alts to bitch about Chris making fun of overly sheltered suburban white people. Forgive me for questioning the way you rank priorities, but if you've got important things going on in your life, then yes, you probably should go deal with those things instead. (Whoever you are--not Ryder, since his beef was always with members with accounts older than mine. Threatening to run to an AI sure sounds a lot like Rooster though.)
But anyway, no idea why I'm wasting my time with this, Chris and Thara and Sent already fucked off to talk about anime and the Amnesia games so I'm gonna go eat chocolate eggs.
Edit: oh well I see Thara is still hovering around, my edgy guardian angel!
Whyte boy 4 lyfe on 4/5/2026 4:51:54 PM
oh, if it's Ryder he's got psychological issues out the wazoo. This is the "they should legalize pedophilia" guy who started out raping his cat and he's been coming back here to explain that ACTUALLY, the site is no big deal to him (but had better watch out if he ever stirs to anger) longer than even I've been paying attention.
Never displayed any interest in the actual purpose of the site to my knowledge, and I have no idea why he orginally left. (Perhaps though the other 12 year olds made fun of him for bragging about having sex with animals, still his most enduring legacy.)
I do agree though it would really be MUCH healthier to find other interests, never really got what it was with this mindset. Last time he claimed he wouldn't be around because he had "bigger fish to fry" he was just talking about harassing small children in another community though.
(All that said, there are reasons I don't think this is Ryder. Hopefully that guy actually did get help and is doing something harmlessly fulfilling by now!)
Whyte boy 4 lyfe on 4/5/2026 4:37:03 PM
Lol, okay this is the first one that actually made him sound like Ryder. I fondly remember him making the same kind of threats pretending to be a supevillain an actual decade ago.
So somebody bored backread with the search enough. Like Rooster.
Whyte boy 4 lyfe on 4/5/2026 4:05:12 PM
There is something funnier: with his next alt he claimed to be Ryder.
Whyte boy 4 lyfe on 4/5/2026 3:47:59 PM
This is such a great way to spend your Easter.
