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Ok, the capitalization and punctuation are all over the place but at least the text is eye-catching and uncomplicated. None of it makes much sense, it’s like a bunch of random words blasted onto paper (and I’m reading the new and improved version?). The spelling is incoherent making it unattractive to struggle through: it looks like it was written by an infant on a smartphone while on board a ship in a hurricane, then magically on the final page it clears into something coherent which begs the question, why not just write normally throughout the story? I’m not sure who this (perhaps meta?) writing is for but it’s not for me, it looks like you’ve gone through How Not to Write, ticking all the boxes. Perhaps it will appeal to some but I think it might get removed for failing to meet minimum site standards. Perhaps we’re just not yet ready for this level of genius… 😊

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Gen Alpha.

I'm not sure if this is someone trying to sound cool to thirteen year olds or if this was written by a thirteen year old, but the dialogue and slang was filled with so many new, transitory memes that I'm sure it gave me aids. Is it an entire generation of tryhards? Am I screaming with a stick for them to get off my lawn?

I don't know.

But what I do know is that somewhere in this inanity, an intruder to my home—who was a hippopotamus—adopted me and taught me the finer things about boiling and drinking water in a way that ensured I would not be unalived.

Nevertheless, I chose violence and used a pen to gather lightning and magically burn the entire forest (or perhaps the world?) to the ground. It was mad lit and bussin and showed off my drip as I reflected in the firelight and just slayed, no cap, fr fr. That's the sauce. Straight nuclear. These salty hoes watching got FOMO fr fr.

The end.

This is genuinely entertaining, and the typos just add to the humour...

I vote for Story E!

This one is a story more on the humorous side.

Got disowned by a hippo. Hitting new lows. Fun game though and I like the presentation!

Things are stylistically misspelled! Just a fun silly lil game

If a story fails to capture my interest, I will still do my utmost to at least skim through their story. This story was without a doubt the worst one I’ve ever seen. The mind-numbing retardation coupled with the constant misspellings… the name of this flaming abortion should be “Brainrot: Why Our Future is Dead.”

But the worst part was when I read in the description that this was your “new and improved” version. I have no idea how your original incarnation could have possibly been worse, but the fact that my eyes were spared from having to read it is proof that there is in fact a God, and your existence is an abomination unto Him.

My Gay and Depressed story was better than this. The ORIGINAL Gay and Depressed was better than this. Hell, even Mercer Gang was better than this. This “story” should be taken down immediately for failing to adhere to site standards.

this was rated by a friend of mine

This was sort of amusing but reads more like a test of the editor than anything. It'll probably be unpublished for low ratings as is usually the case with these, but just kept in your profile you can still share the link around with your friends.

I'd really recommend browsing some of the other stories around to see the kind of thing readers are generally looking for when it comes to a game made available for public comments.