You decide to go for a walk on a quiet night to get some fresh air. What happens from there is up to you. Rated 4 for some implied animal cruelty. (DON'T BE MEAN TO ANIMALS, KIDS)

You are a newly graduated cadet, and you are supposed to report to the Sentinel, a ship on a two year mission. Will you be framed for murder, kidnap a child, hit the language barrier, eat a cake, get thrown out an airlock or what? Mostly funny, a little serious. Probably will make your ragequit senses tingle, but not burn.