Here's a guide to the SUPER SECRET BEST ENDING of The Chris Parable for people having trouble:
1. Go to backroom
2. Fiddle with router
3. Go out the door
4. Do what the narrator says
5. Hold onto the pliers
6. Continue to hold onto the pliers
7. Jump down the hole
8. Break the space-time continuum
9. Repeat this process 3 times, and you'll get the ending.