DerPrussen, The Wordsmith

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9/12/2023 6:14 PM

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I'm an old hand at storytelling but completely new to writing.

^These are site standards. You can copy paste them into the search bar until I can figure out how to make clickable links.




Quotes about DerPrussen

"I'm not worth talking about. Shoo!" -DerPrussen

Trophies Earned

Earning 100 Points Given by BerkaZerka on 03/16/2023 - It was a drive by Trophying


A Metric Measurment of Death

After the third world war, a large portion of the world was left desolate, with various poison gasses left in certain regions with a half-life measured in the millions of years most of the earth's population has moved to a chain of megacities.

You were born on the wrong side of the poverty line in Megacity 23. With the increase of automation in the post-war world, work is scarce and the law never reached your side of the city. Your people are more free than anyone else in the world but life is cheap when you're really free and fortunately or unfortunately for you, a body is worth more dead than alive. 

This is for the 2021 Cyberpunk Contest.

The Marchwarden

You find yourself a Marchwarden. Chosen by the High Lords of Terra to bring law, safety and prosperity to the fringes of society. Choose how to go about this through various means and bring this lawless place to order.

(Don't procrastinate kids. You might get sick at an inconvenient time and need to knock out your story in thirty hours.)

This is part of Corgi's Lords of the Land: II competition.

The Northern Settlement

"The world is what we'll make of it, and there's furs, iron and gold aplenty to the north!" The princeling told us. He was gathering the coin, and he was gathering us. He promised us riches, so we followed him on a few ships he had chartered to claim the land to the north. First landing is about to commence.

Boarding Action

The colonization of the solar system is underway. With that regular lanes of travel and communication need to be kept open.

This is where you come in. You are Marine second class Garfield. Your job is to board Disabled and destroyed Pirate vessels so engeneers can clear away the hulks before they become a threat to non-planetary life.

Corgi's Quest

Be the knight! Save the kingdom! Or really just deal with petty squabbles and underwhelming threats (if you're smart about it) to your little plot of land.

Deal with court politics, squelch bandits, fight beasts, and get around to doing something about those pesky goblinoids.

Dragoon's Charge

This is a story about a gutshot Dragoon's charge into the enemy.

This story is for Mizal's "Lone Hero" Competition.

Additional branching was added the Ninth day of November 2019.

For the Empire

As a recruit for the Imperial forces, fight the various rebels, secessionists, pirates, criminals, and the indigenous forces of various oppressed worlds. Bring peace and civilization to the Galaxy with the equality and opportunities that the Empire brings to all its citizens.

In Cave and Trench

A kobold's fight.

Outlasting time

Ten Blocks

The zombie apocalypse has kicked off! It's time to pick up your chainsaw and get to work... except you know that's a very bad idea. You have a fair collection of knives around your home, but you are also smart enough to realize how martially capable you are, which isn't very.
Maybe you'll just wait things out a little bit longer until you feel it's safe enough to make it farther than your front porch

Recent Posts

Get rid of birthday points on 4/28/2022 12:24:57 AM

I actually wouldn't mind a birthday link to a few story games. 15 seems like a bit much.

Corgi's Contest: Lords of the Land II on 3/30/2022 1:26:48 PM

I'm not proud of this contribution. It's keeping me out of the shame pits, but it's not good by a long shot.

Corgi's Contest: Lords of the Land II on 3/1/2022 12:22:45 PM

Uh... yeah! Yeah! No writer's block here. Uh. How are you doing?

Corgi's Contest: Lords of the Land II on 2/4/2022 2:47:22 AM

I'm here for it. I'll probably even make an entry this time.

Moral dilemma on 10/1/2021 4:43:55 AM

You're still at the point where your time and contribution to the site still leaves everyone here as more important than you. Context is important.

Will Ebon return? on 9/20/2021 6:49:25 AM

He's getting wrecked by R.M. life. You're summoning is just going to delay his return.

Fucktard Night EDGE on 9/6/2021 12:54:57 PM

Lurk longer.

Mizal on 8/10/2021 3:35:45 PM

No no. 28 year olds know what pogs are without needing a google search this year. This is someone that just hit puberty and never heard no directed at them before.

Mizal on 8/10/2021 12:43:39 PM

Plagiarism will get you kicked hard from any site. Spamming will get you kicked from this site. Getting Endmaster or Mizal's attention to early in your writing career will also do it because it will almost certainly be for something stupid or obnoxious and our admins do a fantastic job of keeping out the riff raff that are just here for attention.

Mizal on 8/10/2021 12:39:46 PM

That was listed in the beginning. Go back to the post you had where you were asking about variables.