benholman44, The Dramatist
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My goals I set in 2014 were finally met after a decade of hard work and mountains of bullshit. My new goals?
-Win my own personal trophy
-Win a contest
-Defeat EndMaster in a writing contest of some kind (granted, I'll probably fail at this, but that's what I said about the last three goals)
"Ben's life as far as I can tell has been one of turmoil and strife. He's been mocked, embarrassed by his baby mama who then eventually left him for a tranny. And he had some other issues after that.
But it's all been leading up to this moment. I myself shall usher him into the Gates of CYStia where he shall be Eternal. Awaited and Blessed." -EndMaster
"It's probably the most depraved thing I've read. And no, that's not a compliment." -Mystic, reviewing my story 'Terrorist'
"Don't forget the lighter! ^_^" -Avery_Moore
LIST OF ACHIEVEMENTS
Site Drama Before Baby Mama: 20
Succubus Expert: 25
Patriot: 50
Third place in Will11's Reading Review competition.
Fifth place in Sherbet's Summer's End Synergy Contest.
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In this story inspired by Watership Down, you play as Hops, a average, run-of-the-mill rabbit forced to flee with the other furry woodland creatures as the Titans destroy your home.
Entry for Sherbet's Summer's End Synergy Contest.
A short horror story where you're hazed on Halloween night. While others are trick-or-treating, you're involved in a fight for your life.
Entry for EndMaster's 2024 prompt contest.
Story prompt: A game revolving around carrying out a terrorist attack. There's actually several within this game, the method and motivations varying depending on your playthrough.
Warning: this story, while not explicit in accordance with site rules, does have sections involving murder, SA, incest, bestiality, racial undertones, and societal class discrimination. Essentially you're playing as a sick fuck who's also rich. Also keep in mind that while your protagonist can complete their objectives depending on how you play, there is no 'happy ending,' per se.
You play as an escaped slave in 1861. Will you flee to Canada, take part in the American Civil War as a Buffalo Soldier, or retrieve casualties for the Union as contraband?
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How to write despite real life issuesThe Fast and the Furry-ous
Recent Posts
CYS History (THE TRUTH) on 12/8/2024 10:30:07 AMI have to admit, I enjoyed when, in a creative yet very on-brand display of diversity, the Abge character stood before the throne of EndMaster and boldly declared her/his/its true gender and the struggles s/h/it had to go through as a member of the Alphabet Army, only to be roundly mocked by the gathered court of CYStians who came from multiple different backgrounds.
Abge began to scream about how the rainbow people had been systematically abused, only for the gathered CYStians, in between their mocking (and Ben, weirdly enough, screaming "I sucked cock at 14, faggot!" while handing out laminated free passes saying the words fag and retard to everyone in the room) to point out that unlike Abge, who was describing shit happening to other people but couldn't seem to come up with any personal examples other than being misgendered, they were actually going through a lot of personal troubles, and that it might help Abge receive more empathy if (???) would show some in turn.
Of course, Abge being a caricature of the stereotypical overemotional whining wokie, this considerate, logical advice that basically boiled down to "you should act like a decent human being in order to be treated like one" only resulted in more confused screaming, to where EndMaster just got fed up with the splitting migraine and threw Abge into a death camp run by his daughters Thara and Fresh.
After Abge plead for mercy, however, he later not only freed Abge, but gave s/h/it the chance to get revenge on their captor Fresh in singles combat (again, his own DAUGHTER). Abge instead decided to cheat, and was caught immediately, before being dismissively obliterated by EmdMaster before they even had a chance to plead mercy a second time.
The story I am writing is a doozy on 12/4/2024 12:56:36 PM
Easier solution: eat them all.
Thanksgiving Thunderdome! on 12/4/2024 11:43:34 AM
After reading both stories, I'm gonna have to go with Story A. They were both decent, but I thought A was funnier.
Corgis Gaybellion Contest on 12/3/2024 5:03:53 PM
I'm in.
Since there's no reward, can I gamble 100 points I place third or higher?
The story I am writing is a doozy on 12/3/2024 2:39:41 AM
All things considered, you probably would have.
Arcane season 2 has officially come out! on 12/2/2024 6:20:06 AM
Sucker by Marcus King when Jinx meets Isha is pretty good, in my opinion
The story I am writing is a doozy on 11/30/2024 7:31:17 PM
And the fact that they were selling things in a temple on Passover. But yeah, selling sacrifices to people on Passover so they can atone, a religious rite, for the sake of profit in the middle of a synagogue is extremely disrespectful.
The story I am writing is a doozy on 11/30/2024 7:12:09 PM
And the money-changers in the temple, when you claimed it was because of the bird cages, when it was because they were breaking sabbath law? Your claims that you don't insist that humans and animals are equal in the story despite several instances where you criticized and implied punishment for hunters?
And yeah. sheep and goats were common livestock in those days. Jesus was known for using cultural references to imply moral points, known as parables These references, and the sacrifices, were meant to help people understand and atone, not to imply equality to the animal. Also, while they are drawn as such, none of the Saints, disciples, etc. are ever actually seen with a shepherds rod.
Jesus was also described as, and referred to his disciples as, fishers of men. Does this mean the pagan god of fishers is another enemy of humanity? You also describe his sacrifice as "guilt possession" despite it being intended to relieve humanity of guilt.
As I've said, it's an interesting concept, but too rambling and contradictory. It reads as more of a conspiracy theory than any actual doctrine. I'm not saying that there's only one meaning to things. The Bible is full of double meanings. I'm saying that these double or multiple meanings usually make sense and fit within scripture and common sense.
The story I am writing is a doozy on 11/30/2024 6:37:55 PM
To be fair, Esau could have let it go. God still set him up to be the father of the Edomites, who eventually got payback on the Israelites by sacking Solomon's temple. He also took over all of the physical wealth, and Jacob later got screwed over by his uncle, which wouldn't have happened if he hadn't screwed Esau in the first place. All in all, I'd say God made sure he was well compensated for getting screwed on his birthright.
The story I am writing is a doozy on 11/30/2024 6:23:31 PM
Or, y'know, just read the Bible.
This story is the equivalent of Charles Manson getting messages from the Beatles albums.