benholman44, The Dramatist
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The Lord of Commas
My goals I set in 2014 were finally met after a decade of hard work and mountains of bullshit. I got a trophy (several now), a commendation (several now) from my favorite author, and a story game rated at least a six.
My new goals?
-Win my own personal trophy
-Win a contest
-Read and rate 100% of the story games here (preferably before a couple of people I immensely dislike manage to do so)
"Ben's life as far as I can tell has been one of turmoil and strife. He's been mocked, embarrassed by his baby mama who then eventually left him for a tranny. And he had some other issues after that.
But it's all been leading up to this moment. I myself shall usher him into the Gates of CYStia where he shall be Eternal. Awaited and Blessed." -EndMaster
"It's probably the most depraved thing I've read. And no, that's not a compliment." -Mystic, reviewing my story 'Terrorist'
"Don't forget the lighter! ^_^" -Avery_Moore
"Ben gonna Ben" -EndMaster
"You are a disgrace upon civilization and what it means to be human" -TCat
"Shh" -Fresh
"Ben, respectfully, you are an idiot." -Petros
"I'm just saying Ben is awesome!" -RKrallonor
LIST OF ACHIEVEMENTS
Site Drama Before Baby Mama: 20
Succubus Expert: 25
Patriot: 50
Dude come on: -100
Gayest user ever award: 100
Worst Ninja Ever: -125
Best Santa Ninja Ever: 150
Thirsty beta male faggot simp. Slurp Fresh's cock some more, homo.: -1000
Whatever happened there: 1,000
Third place in Will11's 2024 Reading Review competition.
Fifth place in Sherbet's Summer's End Synergy Contest.
Second Place "Most Secretive" award for Mystic_Warrior's Secret Santa Event.
Second Place "Funniest Gift" award for Mystic_Warrior's Secret Santa Event.
Third Place "Funniest Gift" award as Santa's Ninja Helper for Mystic_Warrior's Secret Santa Event.

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In this story inspired by Watership Down, you play as Hops, a average, run-of-the-mill rabbit forced to flee with the other furry woodland creatures as the Titans destroy your home.
Entry for Sherbet's Summer's End Synergy Contest.
A short horror story where you're hazed on Halloween night. While others are trick-or-treating, you're involved in a fight for your life.
Entry for EndMaster's 2024 prompt contest.
Story prompt: A game revolving around carrying out a terrorist attack. There's actually several within this game, the method and motivations varying depending on your playthrough.
Warning: this story, while not explicit in accordance with site rules, does have sections involving murder, SA, incest, bestiality, racial undertones, and societal class discrimination. Essentially you're playing as a sick fuck who's also rich. Also keep in mind that while your protagonist can complete their objectives depending on how you play, there is no 'happy ending,' per se.
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The Fast and the Furry-ous
Recent Posts
The Review Club on 1/22/2026 4:35:37 AMThank you!
The Review Club on 1/22/2026 4:26:17 AM
I request for you to assign me a 100k storygame I have not yet read and reviewed appropriately. And by appropriately, I mean a review that is longer and more detailed than the contents of this reply.
The Review Club on 1/19/2026 9:22:33 PM
Thanks for having me! Since this is the review club, I will go ahead and answer the question in your review on Fleeing the Forest, can rabbits kill owls?
Technically, yes. Anything can kill anything. If you've ever seen videos of a deer fucking up people with its legs, you'll know that herbivores can in fact be vicious as hell when they think they're being threatened. Rabbits will usually prefer to run and hide at all times, but between their sharp teeth and their strong legs and big feet, there is a reason why birds like to grab rabbits when they are out in the open: when you put a rabbit in a corner or threaten its' young, that rabbit will fight you with suicidal fury. Fight or flight applies to prey as well.
There is footage I watched when I was doing research on rabbits where a golden eagle (again, a big, powerful EAGLE) swooping down on a kit only for a rabbit to come bursting out of the grass and ram into it like the kool aid man through a wall. Soon as that eagle hit dirt, it raised its head and began to get up (presumably to take flight) only to have its head kicked so hard it stayed down.
(later examination of the eagle by the videotapers, which were apparently nature photographers, confirmed it was unconscious and called a park ranger). But yes, birds do get killed by rabbits. Aside from the chance of broken necks or head injuries, you have you ever been bitten by a rabbit? Sharp and painful, isn't it? Imagine that rabbit being half or two/thirds your size and attempting to bite your throat with teeth that are as big as your foreleg. That's how a bird feels. Now again, birds are not stupid. They know this. Which is why they absolutely will not corner a rabbit unless they are starving, and they will not go for a baby rabbit until they have checked to make sure the adult watching it is too far away to get to the kit in time.
Now, could an owl be killed by rabbits? That would be a lot more difficult, as rabbits have difficulty seeing in the dark (dawn and dusk is where their eyes excel), whereas owls are nighttime predators and move silently. So could a rabbit by itself kill a owl? Likely not. Could a group of them gang up on one if it was desperate enough to attack a group (owls prefer lone prey unless they're starving)? Yes, they could, although they'd be much more likely to make a break for the nearest burrow if possible. Which would lead to most of them surviving whereas one would likely get grabbed.
In short, yes that scene was within the realm of possibility, but the scene where the owl actually gets Hops is what would be the most likely outcome in a real life nature scene. Luckily it's a fictional story :)
The Review Club on 1/19/2026 10:18:14 AM
I'll join. Why not?
Clarification on Forum Conduct on 1/9/2026 1:44:27 AM
I don't. So far I've only stocked shit. That has happened at Speedway and Turkey Hill when I worked there so I'm sure it's only a matter of time
An article on writing epic story games? on 1/8/2026 6:57:58 PM
Maximum commendations for minimal effort? Meh. As tempted as I am to write a 29,000 word storygame, I'd rather focus on making it one I'd enjoy writing instead of padding word count or cutting corners.
An article on writing epic story games? on 1/8/2026 6:51:10 PM
Why is a 29k word storygame so important? And if I manage that, I'll write it.
CYS has Skills? on 1/8/2026 1:32:08 AM
I'll be speaking in my two languages simultaneously. Essentially I will allow the audience to ask me questions (or otherwise hold a conversation) and reply to them in both English and ASL (American Sign Language) at the exact same time. My answers will be slow, as literally speaking two languages at once is not the same as switching back and forth between Spanish and English, for example.
Clarification on Forum Conduct on 1/7/2026 5:59:52 PM
Funny lol. I've had plenty of customer service jobs. I just don't like them. I did recently bite the bullet and start work at Dollar General, however.
Clarification on Forum Conduct on 1/6/2026 5:05:26 PM
"If I sincerely wake up and pray every morning that God sees fit to remove the entire wretched population of a certain Eastern European country, that's a personal thing and has no place on a forum for writing discussion."
Who'd you piss off now, Cel?
