benholman44, The Dramatist
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The Lord of Commas
My goals I set in 2014 were finally met after a decade of hard work and mountains of bullshit. I got a trophy (several now), a commendation (several now) from my favorite author, and a story game rated at least a six.
My new goals?
-Win my own personal trophy
-Win a contest
-Read and rate 100% of the story games here (preferably before a couple of people I immensely dislike manage to do so)
"Ben's life as far as I can tell has been one of turmoil and strife. He's been mocked, embarrassed by his baby mama who then eventually left him for a tranny. And he had some other issues after that.
But it's all been leading up to this moment. I myself shall usher him into the Gates of CYStia where he shall be Eternal. Awaited and Blessed." -EndMaster
"It's probably the most depraved thing I've read. And no, that's not a compliment." -Mystic, reviewing my story 'Terrorist'
"Don't forget the lighter! ^_^" -Avery_Moore
"Ben gonna Ben" -EndMaster
"You are a disgrace upon civilization and what it means to be human" -TCat
"Shh" -Fresh
"Ben, respectfully, you are an idiot." -Petros
"I'm just saying Ben is awesome!" -RKrallonor
LIST OF ACHIEVEMENTS
Site Drama Before Baby Mama: 20
Succubus Expert: 25
Patriot: 50
Dude come on: -100
Gayest user ever award: 100
Worst Ninja Ever: -125
Best Santa Ninja Ever: 150
Thirsty beta male faggot simp. Slurp Fresh's cock some more, homo.: -1000
Whatever happened there: 1,000
Third place in Will11's 2024 Reading Review competition.
Fifth place in Sherbet's Summer's End Synergy Contest.
Second Place "Most Secretive" award for Mystic_Warrior's Secret Santa Event.
Second Place "Funniest Gift" award for Mystic_Warrior's Secret Santa Event.
Third Place "Funniest Gift" award as Santa's Ninja Helper for Mystic_Warrior's Secret Santa Event.

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In this story inspired by Watership Down, you play as Hops, a average, run-of-the-mill rabbit forced to flee with the other furry woodland creatures as the Titans destroy your home.
Entry for Sherbet's Summer's End Synergy Contest.
A short horror story where you're hazed on Halloween night. While others are trick-or-treating, you're involved in a fight for your life.
Entry for EndMaster's 2024 prompt contest.
Story prompt: A game revolving around carrying out a terrorist attack. There's actually several within this game, the method and motivations varying depending on your playthrough.
Warning: this story, while not explicit in accordance with site rules, does have sections involving murder, SA, incest, bestiality, racial undertones, and societal class discrimination. Essentially you're playing as a sick fuck who's also rich. Also keep in mind that while your protagonist can complete their objectives depending on how you play, there is no 'happy ending,' per se.
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The Fast and the Furry-ous
Recent Posts
CYS has Skills? on 1/8/2026 1:32:08 AMI'll be speaking in my two languages simultaneously. Essentially I will allow the audience to ask me questions (or otherwise hold a conversation) and reply to them in both English and ASL (American Sign Language) at the exact same time. My answers will be slow, as literally speaking two languages at once is not the same as switching back and forth between Spanish and English, for example.
Clarification on Forum Conduct on 1/7/2026 5:59:52 PM
Funny lol. I've had plenty of customer service jobs. I just don't like them. I did recently bite the bullet and start work at Dollar General, however.
Clarification on Forum Conduct on 1/6/2026 5:05:26 PM
"If I sincerely wake up and pray every morning that God sees fit to remove the entire wretched population of a certain Eastern European country, that's a personal thing and has no place on a forum for writing discussion."
Who'd you piss off now, Cel?
Clarification on Forum Conduct on 1/6/2026 5:04:02 PM
"We've managed to avoid becoming CoG-lite."
As long as the three letter word that the British use to refer to cigarettes is still permissible, I suppose.
Hiii! I'm Brianna! on 1/5/2026 4:13:51 PM
As someone who made an account under my real name over a decade ago, then got IRL doxxed so many times I had to write an article on how to avoid it, I second this.
Prompt Contest 5 Progress discussion on 1/5/2026 1:41:35 AM
I think Mystic's Constellaris Court is a good example of court drama.
Łódź on 1/4/2026 2:23:53 PM
It works! Thank you Fabrikant
The New Warde on 1/3/2026 9:10:55 PM
You had a couple good ones you later unpublished. What happened?
The world has gone insane (pt. 2) on 1/3/2026 4:39:24 PM
I'd like to posit that in last year's election thread, Avery made a hopeful comment about the Second Amendment being exercised against a public figure and Will, who is a mod, responding positively. I apologize if I caused you any inconvenience, and I can understand the caution due to recent events. Just wanted to state that there was precedent, and I hadn't been made aware of any policy changes.
EDIT: the comment in question was recently deleted. So yes, this is a new thing. Understood.
Prompt Contest 5 Progress discussion on 1/3/2026 3:31:18 PM
Despite this, you placed second in Sherb's summer contest, and won last year's prompt contest. You'll be fine.
