Player Comments on SPIDER-MAN:Rise of carnage Part III New Goblin strikes back.
I considered just throwing in the towel, but duty calls (or PMs, apparently) and I must answer. Death by cancer-inducing stories or not, here we go again. Round three!
>> harry is in the hospital bed only to recieve news that carnage is unleashed !
That's the only reason he's in the hospital bed? How selfish! There are people with actual medical problems! He could watch the news anywhere.
>> we have a bad news oscorp building is infested by infected people ! spider-man has went inside and he is trying to stop the red symbiote !"
1: "a bad news"? So, just the one, then?
2: Is a single "news" called a "new"? Or maybe a "newslette"?
3: How does the reporter know any of this? How would anybody outside the building know about the infection, or that it was an infection, or what spider-man is CURRENTLY DOING, if they're outside the building?
>>harry:"peter... i need to save him before it's too late !"
1: Save him from what? This is his job, kid. He kicked your ass, how are you going to save him?
2: Too late for ... what, exactly? Dinner? A movie? You have literally no reason to think he's in actual peril.
>>As New Goblin wanders throughout the city by his skystick he encounter three thugs threatening people.
1: The hell? Why is he 'wandering'? It's HIS building, doesn't he know where it is? o.0
2: ... He's using his "skystick" to navigate the city, huh? You'd think he'd end up bumping into a few hookers or strip joints on the way.
3: >_> I thought he was in a HURRY "save" Peter "before it's too late" though. Harry isn't a super hero, why is he stopping to save random people from random thugs?
>>New Goblin:"Stop you thug's!"
>>looks like you have got some gut's to stop us eh !"
Gut's WHAT? >_> What do these thugs and guts have? Blueberry pie? Angler fish? Herpes? What? Come on, man, don't leave me hanging like that...
>>Come on boy's attack him
... Screw you. I'm just going to say it was herpes. I'm being attacked by sentient herpes. It would make this story more interesting anyway, especially since I'm navigating AND fighting using my "skystick" and my "ionic sword." (I miss having a good, old "web shooter" to launch a 'white, sticky' substance at my enemies' faces.)
>>"Look's like you'll will never learn a lesson but i will teach you a lesson !"
1: At least they're struggling with learning proper morals, not basic English.
2: Well, Harry, congratulations. You just managed to deliver what was, in the same moment, both the most cynical and most optimistic line I've ever read.
>>thug #2 is attacking you with his baseball bat.
Here's a fun game to try: Just imagine every single weapon name in this game is in quotes! With the proper imagination, any game can be x-rated.
>>you was knocked out by thug #2 with his baseball bat Game Over !
He named it "Game Over"? He must have quite a batting average.
>>but where ?
Foul! Foul, I say. It is a damnable shame that you cannot throw your razor bats anywhere other than his arms or legs. What about the moobs?
>>you used razor bats on his legs but they were not effective that thug manages to kill you easily !
You're telling me that a guy with razors LODGED IN HIS LEGS was able to take me out -easily- when I had a glider, super strength, and sword, and "armed blades"? ... >_>' Harry's a wuss.
>>Hammerhead is charging towards you and crash you to a wall by using his shoulder what will you do ?
You're telling me he's already used his shoulder to "crash me" (I wasn't even driving, officer, I swear!) into a wall and you want me to dodge? Dodge what, the crippling shame of getting my ass beat by a guy named after the 12th most retarded looking fish on the planet?
>>now he's mad.
>>Hammerhead:"Now you're making me mad !"
... Such riveting and insightful dialogue.
>>Hammerhead removes the street lamp and he is about to swing either left or right.
1: ... What street lamp? Removed from what?
2: I have a glider and bombs. Seriously, why am I having a melee fight on the ground with the Hulk's lesser cousin?
3: You know what, if he wants to swing, that's great, but I don't really have a partner to trade out--unless Peter and I really ARE more than friends. He did ride my skystick, after all.
>>you have chosen wrong direction he hit's you with his street lamp and you're dead.
Still better than One Direction. :P *rimshot*
(I'm just skipping over the many times you forced me to dodge, including the times you said it was the last time. The borde--betrayal is too much.)
>>He's is now tired and can't hit you with that street lamp anymore
... Considering he never hit me period, I suppose he can't hit me any less, either.
>>you're an adventurer you're on a quest to find the cryptode... will you find it before it's too late ?
You referenced an actual, good game in this? I'm starting to feel sorry for Solostrike. Heeh, I wonder what other poor bastard you're going to--oh, God, it's me, isn't it?
>>The Devil's Chase.
1: ... Well, fuck. -_-
2: The Devil's Chess.* Kiel_Farren*
3: His name is Layne, not "head strong teen," that's almost as bad as Thug #1.
4: *sigh* I can't help but wonder why you didn't just copy and paste the summaries. If you're going to borrow someone else's stories to shamelessly advertise in a shoddy attempt to make your own game more interesting, why not rip-off the official descriptions? Simpler, easier, and far less embarrassing for literally everyone involved.
>>SPIDER-MAN:Rise of carnage. Part III is back.
I'll try to contain my euphoria. No promises.
>>via skystick all of a sudden
Oh, I don't think Harry using his skystick was sudden at all. I get the feeling he's had lots and lots of time alone practicing, getting some real hands-on experience. :P
>>New Goblin:"If anyone come's in my way i will fight them !"
Fair enough. If a strange dude just came right in front of me, I'd probably be offended, too.
>>Hydro Man Is performing water splash attack on you
Ehh, if this is during the earlier generations, it won't do any damage.
>>he's trying to do something and you cant understand
Well, Harry, with vivid descriptions like these, I can't imagine why you'd be confused.
>>you have a feeling that he's trying to recover himself.
Ahh. In that case, I'd recommend some therapy, maybe a few years of traveling the world and soul searching, or quite possibly some pot brownies and cable TV.
>>New Goblin throws pumpkin bomb's on Hydro Man as he dissolves in water and retreats.
Ohh, so he has the same weakness as Alka-Seltzer.
>>i'm not going to let you save him!"
>>New Goblin:"well so be it !"
'So be it'? Gee, that was easy. Vulture must be one hell of a persuasive conversationalist.
>>Vulture is throwing some spiked blades like feathers what will you do ?
He's throwing the blades like feathers. And how, exactly, does one throw a feather?
>>your body falling from 3000 m you're dead
1: 3,000 meters? >_> You mean to tell me that I am 1.8 miles in the air? What the bloody hell am I doing so high up? That's over 9,800 feet high! The tallest building in the entire world is less than 3,000 feet tall. I'm more than three times higher than anyone needs to be to go ... literally anywhere in New York, fictional or otherwise.
2: How did I even SEE the thugs on the ground at this height? How did vulture (or anyone else) see me? >_>' More importantly, how is my skystick not freezing...? (Legit question, how do I not have ice on this thing?)
>>vulture then kick's you off causing you to die.
Harry's basically made of glass in this story. I'll bet even just throwing an actual feather at me would kill me.
>>he is knocked out by a sudden force and falls from his skystick.
>>New Goblin:"Ouch ! Who are you ?"
I thought you said I got knocked out. 0_o What, do I talk in my sleep?
>>Venom:"Hahahaha ! I'm Venom The Black Symbiote.!"
That's ... racist?
>>Venom is shooting black goo on you
1: ... Kinky?
2: Ew. You should probably get that checked out.
>>Venom sucessfully lunges on you and now he's on your skystick
... Damn, man, you could at least buy me a drink first! Or get tested. That black goo coming out of you is more than a little unsettling. (On the other hand, now I have a partner to swing with Hammerhead! Hopefully he has a really hot wife.)
>>As You push venom off your skystick you get off
I feel like I need a shower after reading these stories, you know. My eyes feel dirty. Sadly, even though this felt egregiously long, I think I had even less to work with here than your first two. I can't tell if that means you're getting better or getting worse. >_>'
on 5/11/2015 12:38:09 PM with a score of 0
Wow, I've never seen so many consecutive boring-as-fuck arbitrary left/right choices in a storygame.....
on 6/2/2015 7:04:15 AM with a score of 0
Yeah, you've GOT to be a troll, it's the only explanation.
on 5/21/2015 1:56:49 AM with a score of 0
— james on 5/20/2015 5:54:54 AM with a score of 0
Reading Kiel's review was more entertaining than the story. ^_^ I also suggest that you read his review and use it to become a better writer.
on 5/13/2015 11:22:51 AM with a score of 0
I want to see more of the Shocker.
on 5/12/2015 5:57:19 PM with a score of 0
*Waits for Kiel's review*
I suggest that you read Kiel's reviews and use them to improve.
on 5/11/2015 12:06:27 PM with a score of 0
"Look's like you'll will never learn a lesson but i will teach you a lesson !"
This is like an unintentional, less funny, unoriginal version of Axe Cop.
on 5/10/2015 2:46:46 PM with a score of 0
I find it amusing that the only thing redeeming about your games is Kiel reviewing them. XD
on 5/10/2015 1:19:16 PM with a score of 0