Malkalack, The Reader

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9/30/2021 7:01 PM

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rudimentary creatures of blood and flesh. you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance. incapable of understanding. 



Take control of Samuel, a young man thrust into a world of bloodthirsty creatures of the night, howling beasts cursed by the moon, horrifying demons and worse.

This is our entry for Bucky's 2016 Halloween Contest. Enjoy!

Broken Chains: Blood on the Marble

A second entry in the Broken Chains universe. Also, an entry to Bucky's 2017-2018 Prompt Contest.

Bag and Bell

Broken Chains

For Bucky's 2016 Wilderness contest. 

Take the role of an Imperial slave in one of the cruelest regimes imaginable. Without rights or legal personhood, you are forced to labour on the Frontier; the edge of a gargantuan, continent-spanning forest where the Imperium is locked in a fierce conflict with the resident elves. 

Be warned, though; your choices will have consequences.


Farmer Joe: Make America Human Again

Kingdom of the Fist

Leather and Chrome

Mad Max fanfiction.


A science-fiction horror game by Malkalack. Expect gore, and foul language. I make no claims about its quality.

Big thanks to Mizal for her help on editing this. 

Mors Vincit Omnia

An entry to EndMaster's romance contest; I literally only published this to avoid being cast into the shame pit. 


All the cool cats are doing edutainment these days

Recent Posts

Fiddling, Diddling and Supreme Court twiddling on 10/9/2018 8:46:42 PM

I was at a party where a sexual assault occurred. Didn't find out until months after the fact


The Thirteeth Doctor on 10/8/2018 3:30:04 PM

I like Jodie Whittaker, and some dorks are upset about this which means I'll probably watch the first season out of spite 

CYS Soundtracks on 10/7/2018 12:36:19 AM

For my untitled project about a coke addled Gonzo journalist embroiled in a murderous municipal election:

For my dark-fantasy project about wizards who fight demons but also go mad a lot:

Important Writing Questions on 10/6/2018 2:50:43 AM

what about counter-rape?  if someone is raping you, and you jiu jitsu yourself out of it, and then you start raping them in retaliation, is that illegal? is it immoral? 

Fiddling, Diddling and Supreme Court twiddling on 10/6/2018 2:48:53 AM

shoutout to victim educating you liberal swine for a full week 

absolute normalboy 

General World Events Thread on 10/3/2018 11:22:20 PM

I thought the mushroom comparison meant the shape, not the red spots

Fiddling, Diddling and Supreme Court twiddling on 10/2/2018 1:17:44 AM

probably lots of derivatives of "die you stupid cunt" 

Fiddling, Diddling and Supreme Court twiddling on 9/29/2018 7:48:59 PM

clearly it's a hoax, that's why this doctor of pyschology risked her career, got shit on by the most powerful men in the country and attracted international media attention for um... brownie points? 

also, she talked about it to her therapist like ten years ago and said "yeah, it was brett kavanaugh, he's a federal circuit judge". long before he ran for the supreme court. 

also, kavanaugh is an absolute terrifying jackal. these ultra-catholic goons and freaks are a fucking scourge on humanity. 


Grifter Mod Seth on 9/29/2018 2:54:11 AM

if kiel is like, the dark wizard of having sex with children, sethaniel is his sycophantic apprentice who carries his scrolls refills his inkwell with human blood 

Grifter Mod Seth on 9/28/2018 11:18:22 PM

if you remember sethaniel, that's unfortunate. if you don't, he was a smug weeb who allowed Pedo Mod Kiel, another reviled figure in our history, to diddle kids because it was just like in his animus. 

so anyway, he posted a kickstarter for some anime game like, forever ago. and everyone who donated has yet to see any kind of return on their investment lol. 

so remember, kids, no matter how "mature you are for your edge", your thirty year old boyfriend doesn't love you; and don't donate to his Kickstarter. 

read these comments, they're gold.