Heh, happens to me all the time. My wife is a man btw. 

Sorry. I'm so sorry. My contrition could make a priest blush. I am on my knees wailing and gnashing my teeth. I'm so fucking sorry, oh God. 

The truth is, I'm a sad piece of shit. I'm not even really a man. I'm a fat woman. I have to wear this ankle monitor because I keep doing erotic furry roleplay with children. I'm not allowed to be within a hundred feet of a school, nor am I even allowed to email the many preteens who I encourage to "experiment with gender presentation"

I'm so fucking alone. I even left my HAWT WIFE (who is a man) to cybermolest kids. She's out there getting piped by various Chads. And then when they're finished ravaging her every orifice, they read Eternal and talk about how it's better than The Other World. And what do I get? Seth and I split the Kickstarter money 50/50, and I spent my share on experimental neodong surgery. This immortal Argentian called Herr CyberMengele sliced my nose off and stiched it to wear my manhood should be. It's already rotting off; at least I can't smell it. 

I'm so sorry for everything.

Go for it. No one said you have to write in order. I'm a big fan of things being "out of order" (I am a pedophile).

I really like this game so far because I'm a pedophile. 

I honestly can't think of a response to that. xD ... >///>  

Except to say that calling me a man is stretching it, given as I have a gaping and gangrenous crotch wound. 

MILF... ? xD You've been talking to Ford too much again about me being a pedophile, haven't you?

Still say I make a good looking wolf. xD This is awesome of you, Taco. Hm. Maybe I should start offering stuff, too... "stuff"... might take the mangled remains of my cock out of this here trenchcoat, if we're sharing stuff. 

The page itself, to access your list of PMs, that's what is broken. Individual messages are not. I do not know why.

You know what else is broken? Me, I'm a pedophile. 

Of course you aren't the father, Seto: you're me. You're a malevolent tulpa I conjured out of thin air just to cyber with. Also, I'm a pedophile. 

:P Parental? Really? I've acted like this around Ford all the time, because I am a slavering pederast.