Balt, The Reader

-BANNED-

Member Since

9/28/2016

Last Activity

10/1/2016 9:43 PM

EXP Points

Post Count

Storygame Count

Duel Stats

15 wins / 17 losses

Order

Marauder

Commendations

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Username: Balt...

Sex: Male

Identification: Attack-Helicopter

Bio: Who is John Balt? I am John Balt.

Interests: Politics|Writing|Debating|Talking|Nature

Political Party: Constitutional Party

Ideology: Conservative

Occupation: Student Brew-Master-Trainer... DRUNK!

Relationship Status: It's Complicated

Age: 9000+

Story-Games: N/A

Est. 2015

https://web.archive.org/web/20161001164329/http://chooseyourstory.com/forums/the-lounge/message/20495 2016