How well do you know the Incredible Facts About The Awesome Chuck Norris?
25 Questions with Scoring
Farmer Brown is on vacation and it's up to Fernando El Fantastico the Bull (that's you!) to save his Herd when Aliens come to harvest them!
(by playing draw poker against a horde of moronic alien invaders!)
Special Thanks to Killa_Robot for playtesting feedback - This Meep's For him! ^v^
You are Crab Trainer X! Choose your Crustacean Combatant and Battle for Glory in Crab Arena! The Championship Belt is within your Grasp! Can You Do It? Hell Yes You Can!
How To Play
Fight 3 Round Battles with 4 Opponents; and then a 5 Round Battle with the Final Opponent. Each Round you choose an Attack and an Elemental Focus to power it.
CLAW HAMMER beats Body Slam / BODY SLAM beats Double Snip / DOUBLE SNIP beats Claw Hammer
FIRE consumes Air / WATER puts out Fire / EARTH soaks up Water / AIR blows away Earth
A Color-Coded Bar shows the results between the Attacks and Focuses: Green = Win; Yellow = Draw; Red = Lose
Your Attack determines who Wins the Round; the Elemental Focus determines how much Damage you will take and how many Power Points you will gain. Your Wins and Losses at the end of each Battle determine whether you advance or go down in flames.
Can you survive the Zombie Apocalypse? While challenging, it's not as hard as the movies would have you believe - where they always make the worst possible decisions for the sake of drama. At least here, you will be offered logical choices amid the foolhardy and your character cares about survival even more than you do. A serious game with gory detail.
Cameos (try to find them all!)
Aman: Hairy bearded sledge guy
applegirl: Coffee mug zombie teen
Betaband: Neighbor’s fish tank brought to you by Betaband
CovElite: The Cannibal Gaunt Zombie
EndMaster: A survivor tells about seeing a black hooded man walking among the zombie hordes and directing them like death itself
Fireplay: A madman with a taste for fire
JMgskills: A zombie wearing a red shirt with the logo “YOU DIED – END GAME.”
Marmotlord: A School Mascot on the run
playa988: A rather short, buzz-cut, zombie in a baggy white t-shirt and jeans that gets sniped
simplesabley: Tomboy survivor girl
SindriV: A mysterious corpse in the street
Solxd7: A police officer shit out of luck
Swiftstryker: Zombie in a speedo
ThisisBo: An oddly “talkative” zombie not terribly interested in eating brains
ugilick: Karate kicking conquistador
Special Thanks To:
Aman; AtomicWaste; blob; Briar_Rose; HoraceTorys; MBrock; playa988; ugilick
(For their invaluable feedback and playtesting efforts!)
Slay Monsters and Loot the Bodies!
100 levels of Classic Dungeon-Crawl Hack & Slash!
Can you survive all the way to the end?
A CYS "Flash Game" Featuring -
Weapon Upgrades, Magic Items, NPCs, and more!
An Item and Character-Stat driven Dungeon Adventure Challenge! Can you survive the perils, defeat the monsters, and win the game?
Special Thanks To:
JMgskills, simplesabley; betaband; Swiftstryker; madglee; October; & urnam0 (who found a second solution to the puzzle chest)
(For their invaluable feedback and playtesting efforts!)
Do you have what it takes to survive the Wrath of Aman's Mustach of Doom?
Are you clever enough to outwit a Penguin with a mallet? Are you man enough to wear a phony mustache? Are you Anime enough to put on a Pikachu suit and head to Vegas?
Find Out Now, In: Kill Aman’s Mustache!
A horror(ble) puzzle of hairy implications with a side of lice...
Note that embedded audio requires windows media player plug-in to hear. You will likely be prompted to allow it if you don't already have it installed.
(Please don't be mean and Rate this game poorly just because it’s a worthless piece of crap. Seriously - you will totally hurt the feelings of the thirteen year old orphan schoolgirl from Korea that I hired to write this and who has very little grasp of grammar and doesn’t speak any Engrish and is dying of toenail cancer – you heartless brutes.)
The king has proposed a contest of intellect.
You have a balance scale and twelve identical looking spheres of gold - except that one is either heavier or lighter than all the rest. Using the scale and only 3 measurements, you must determine which is the 'odd ball' and whether it is lighter or heavier.
If you fail, you get to be court jester for a month. The king has a terrible sense of humor - trust me; you don't want to be court jester (even for just a month). It's part of the reason he holds this contest. It's the only way he can get anyone to 'sign-up' for the job.
If you can correctly guess the 'odd ball,' but not whether it's lighter or heavier than all the others, you get to go free.
But if you can get the right ball AND figure out whether it's lighter or heavier - you get to keep all twelve spheres of gold. They're worth a small fortune - enough to buy your own keep - which would raise you up from lowly Surf to rich Landowner in the blink of an eye.
What do you have to lose - except your dignity...
A Penguin's Fairy Tale
You are 'Penguin,' a small stuffed toy owned by a little girl named Sarah. You love Sarah very much and Sarah loves you. You know this, because Sarah says so quite often. You are Sarah's favorite toy.
Five Pin Code
The following is a 'How To It Guide,' for building a Five Pin Pass Code into your game for the purpose of pass-coding Unlockables, Game Sequels, or the like.
How to Shuffle a List with Scripting
You can use Advanced Editor Scripting to randomize the order of list (without duplicates) using the following method.
How to use On-Page Variable Tricks
The following discusses the use of the On-Page Variable Code (it literally goes right on the Page in the Story Editor, as opposed to Scripting, which goes into the Scripting Boxes).
EndMaster’s Children Story Contest
on 10/16/2017 8:06:33 PM
WARNING: Shit-Posting will trigger a swift Banning, when the ironhanded dictator mod tyrants are too lazy to dock XPs.
on 10/16/2017 1:12:47 PM
on 10/16/2017 1:11:44 PM
on 10/16/2017 1:09:54 PM
I thought it was pretty funny, hehehehe!
on 10/15/2017 8:43:10 PM
That would be a shame.
on 10/14/2017 10:26:27 PM
>>>Great time waster. Just completed the game a 3rd time and I'm still not fed up with it. Just a few questions.
Besides the gems, the fountain and the teleport what are the random encounters you can find in the side passages? Just wandering if I found them all.
There are 21 random encounters total (7 of them are gems though).
Is the golem you find in a side passage just a regular clay golem for priests or is it something else? Each time I found it I never had a sufficient High level priest in my party or as main PC.
It's an Iron Golem (which can also be found randomly as treasure at higher levels)
The extra slots items don't seem to work, is it a bug?
Do you mean extra slots from Swag Bag or Bag of Holding? The Extra Slot from Human and/or Level Ups works fine as far as I am aware.
Does the Find Item bonus is cumulative witihin the party or ist better to put all the items that give a bonus in the same NPC?
Yes, Find Items and Find Gold Bonuses all stack across the entire Party.
Do the classes influence the quality of the items you receive or is it purely random? Ie: my priest kept finding robes and regular items in the first levels until I found a Fate Stone and hired a rogue.
Treasure is Random by level, but having a Find Item Bonus impacts it to a degree.
If the author could post the answers on the game thread, or just e-mail me if he thinks there would be to much spoilers, I would be much obliged.<<<
-- Thordrin Gloimson on 10/14/2017 7:02:48 PM with a score of 118153Hope this helps, thanks for playing!
on 10/14/2017 10:31:39 AM
I'm sure EndMaster is highly disappointed.
(Don't worry End, someday, someone with a true vision, will write a story about a magic whistle.)
Half and Half
on 10/13/2017 8:01:24 PM
A Chosen Hero: Feedback
on 10/11/2017 9:23:22 PM
on 10/10/2017 6:54:14 PM
Interesting, interesting... And what does the W stand for?