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How well do you know the Incredible Facts About The Awesome Chuck Norris? 25 Questions with Scoring
You are Crab Trainer X! Choose your Crustacean Combatant and Battle for Glory in Crab Arena! The Championship Belt is within your Grasp! Can You Do It? Hell Yes You Can! Now GO!!! How To Play Fight 3 Round Battles with 4 Opponents; and then a 5 Round Battle with the Final Opponent. Each Round you choose an Attack and an Elemental Focus to power it. CLAW HAMMER beats Body Slam / BODY SLAM beats Double Snip / DOUBLE SNIP beats Claw Hammer FIRE consumes Air / WATER puts out Fire / EARTH soaks up Water / AIR blows away Earth A Color-Coded Bar shows the results between the Attacks and Focuses: Green = Win; Yellow = Draw; Red = Lose Your Attack determines who Wins the Round; the Elemental Focus determines how much Damage you will take and how many Power Points you will gain. Your Wins and Losses at the end of each Battle determine whether you advance or go down in flames.
Can you survive the Zombie Apocalypse? While challenging, it's not as hard as the movies would have you believe - where they always make the worst possible decisions for the sake of drama. At least here, you will be offered logical choices amid the foolhardy and your character cares about survival even more than you do. A serious game with gory detail. Cameos (try to find them all!) Aman: Hairy bearded sledge guy applegirl: Coffee mug zombie teen Betaband: Neighbor’s fish tank brought to you by Betaband CovElite: The Cannibal Gaunt Zombie EndMaster: A survivor tells about seeing a black hooded man walking among the zombie hordes and directing them like death itself Fireplay: A madman with a taste for fire JMgskills: A zombie wearing a red shirt with the logo “YOU DIED – END GAME.” Marmotlord: A School Mascot on the run playa988: A rather short, buzz-cut, zombie in a baggy white t-shirt and jeans that gets sniped simplesabley: Tomboy survivor girl SindriV: A mysterious corpse in the street Solxd7: A police officer shit out of luck Swiftstryker: Zombie in a speedo ThisisBo: An oddly “talkative” zombie not terribly interested in eating brains ugilick: Karate kicking conquistador Special Thanks To: Aman; AtomicWaste; blob; Briar_Rose; HoraceTorys; MBrock; playa988; ugilick (For their invaluable feedback and playtesting efforts!)
An Item and Character-Stat driven Dungeon Adventure Challenge! Can you survive the perils, defeat the monsters, and win the game? Special Thanks To: JMgskills, simplesabley; betaband; Swiftstryker; madglee; October; & urnam0 (who found a second solution to the puzzle chest) (For their invaluable feedback and playtesting efforts!)
Do you have what it takes to survive the Wrath of Aman's Mustach of Doom? Are you clever enough to outwit a Penguin with a mallet? Are you man enough to wear a phony mustache? Are you Anime enough to put on a Pikachu suit and head to Vegas? Find Out Now, In: Kill Aman’s Mustache! A horror(ble) puzzle of hairy implications with a side of lice... Note that embedded audio requires windows media player plug-in to hear. You will likely be prompted to allow it if you don't already have it installed. (Please don't be mean and Rate this game poorly just because it’s a worthless piece of crap. Seriously - you will totally hurt the feelings of the thirteen year old orphan schoolgirl from Korea that I hired to write this and who has very little grasp of grammar and doesn’t speak any Engrish and is dying of toenail cancer – you heartless brutes.)
The king has proposed a contest of intellect. You have a balance scale and twelve identical looking spheres of gold - except that one is either heavier or lighter than all the rest. Using the scale and only 3 measurements, you must determine which is the 'odd ball' and whether it is lighter or heavier. If you fail, you get to be court jester for a month. The king has a terrible sense of humor - trust me; you don't want to be court jester (even for just a month). It's part of the reason he holds this contest. It's the only way he can get anyone to 'sign-up' for the job. If you can correctly guess the 'odd ball,' but not whether it's lighter or heavier than all the others, you get to go free. But if you can get the right ball AND figure out whether it's lighter or heavier - you get to keep all twelve spheres of gold. They're worth a small fortune - enough to buy your own keep - which would raise you up from lowly Surf to rich Landowner in the blink of an eye. What do you have to lose - except your dignity...
A Penguin's Fairy Tale
You are 'Penguin,' a small stuffed toy owned by a little girl named Sarah. You love Sarah very much and Sarah loves you. You know this, because Sarah says so quite often. You are Sarah's favorite toy.
Five Pin Code
The following is a 'How To It Guide,' for building a Five Pin Pass Code into your game for the purpose of pass-coding Unlockables, Game Sequels, or the like.
Recent PostsMustache Lobsters on 5/24/2013 9:48:58 PM
I bet they serve koolaid after every "performance"...Mustache Lobsters on 5/24/2013 9:44:42 PM
I'd join, but only if I get to be the hooded guy in the back with the cymbals ;)Mustache Lobsters on 5/24/2013 9:39:40 PM
I especially like the oh so convienient sub-titles...Mustache Lobsters on 5/24/2013 9:29:15 PM
On a related note - Clearly, this guy has mustache lobsters down his pants or he is a vampire. It's either one or the other...Super Effective [MASSIVE REPAIRS MADE] on 5/24/2013 8:30:46 PM
BZ, busy with a victory dance, fails to notice Garados slip away. Garados unleashes HyperBeam on a nearby town for 7,419 points of damage!Super Effective [MASSIVE REPAIRS MADE] on 5/24/2013 6:40:03 PM
(WOOT!)Mysterious Vending Machine VI on 5/24/2013 5:36:22 PM
You get a note from the hairless spider that reads: "thank you for the lovely chandelier. It will go nicely in my dining room over the center table." I put in a wool sweater for the hairless spider...Aman, did you get locked out from the site? on 5/24/2013 5:29:10 PM
Rachel_Scarlet: International Woman of Mystery! He sure had me fooled...More Trophey Stealing on 5/24/2013 5:26:56 PM
Damn respectable there!Languages on 5/24/2013 5:25:57 PM
I don't know, maybe it's because a lot of high level English words come from a French Root. Or maybe I got French blood in me or something... :) Hey, I even think "..." is a French word by origin - 'ellipsis'