Some stories have a message...kinda...

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WARNING! (The real one)

This story is pretty offensive, it can get graphic and downright ruthless at times so if you don’t like that sort of humor, don’t read this story. But if you read it anyway don’t complain if you get offended, I did warn you and keep in mind it IS only a story.

(Or read it anyway, get offended and leave a hilariously triggered comment, that's fine too.)

Also, don't bother trying to "win" either. You can't. Just heed the moral lessons you may learn.

One musician's tale in a dying world

Additional Notes:

If you’ve read and liked Necromancer, then this might interest you as this story takes place during the same course of events of that story. (Not a prequel, not a sequel, but an equal!)

However, this story is definitely more “story” than “game”. In fact you shouldn’t even bother reading it if you’re intent on “winning”. You can’t. That being said, there is a “true ending” to this story and you’ll probably know if you get it. If you do get it, you can consider it a “win” if you like.

There are a few points in the story where there are links that lead to “Letters to Home”. While not necessary to understand the story, they do provide a little more insight into the protagonist’s thoughts and feelings on various situations.

The last hope for a dying empire

Additional notes:

This story can be very long assuming you're not dying. Years pass and your surroundings will most likely change. You may very well live a life time in the story.

As with any of my writings, the story comes before the game. However while there isn't a complex inventory and all of that, you can technically "win" by getting one of the epilogues.

There are 13 epilogues total.

There are also several points in the story where there are links that lead to more background information on various people, places, things and events. While not completely necessary to understanding the story, they do give you more insight into it.

Carnivals aren't all fun and games.

Additional Notes:

While there is only one spot that contains extra histories for this story, it's basically the background information of all the major characters and factions. It's strongly recommended that these are read due to the fact that your character will be interacting with most of these folks in his attempts to successfully accomplish his task(s).

This story has a very factional feel to it, so choose your allegiances carefully to get one of the better endings.

If you see a bright light, duck and cover!

Additional notes:

I should point out that this story can be very long assuming you're not dying. Years pass and your surroundings will most likely change. You may very well live a life time in the story if you're lucky. You will also experience a completely different adventure depending on how you escaped the initial nuclear strike. (Assuming you do survive it.)

As with any of my writings, the "story" comes before the "game". However, this story was written in a "game like" format. So while there isn't a complex inventory and all of that, you can technically "win" by getting one of the 4 special endings. (You'll know if you get one because you'll get an epilogue)

This one's for the kids, no really!

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This story has clear cut win/lose endings. There is nothing excessively unusual about this story, it's just a simple "children's story".

(Yes, you can still die in it)

Running the family business isn't easy!

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In a few places there are links for history or certain characters. While not necessary to understand the story, they do provide further background information.

There are several endings varying in degrees of good/bad or neutral outcomes. Technically there is one very happy ending, but it isn't labeled as such.

Underneath the sickness there's love...

Additional Notes:

WARNING!

This story contains a lot of graphic content, if you are offended by ultra violence, explicit sexual descriptions, tons of swearing, blasphemy, inappropriate dark humor, and brutal misanthropy in general then DO NOT read this story!

Of course now that I’ve mentioned all the things it contains, you’ll probably read it anyway, you sick little monkey.

Well don’t complain if you get offended, I did warn you and keep in mind it IS only a story.

(Or read it anyway knowing it'll offend you and leave an amusingly triggered comment. That's fine too.)

This also isn't really a "win/lose" type story. While there are some endings better than others, this is basically just a tale about a very twisted man and his very twisted lifestyle.

Additional Notes:

This story is definitely more "story" than "game", however there are two distinct paths that can be followed, each with their own pitfalls and additional choices. There is also "one true" ending in which can be considered a "win" (You'll know if you got it, because you'll get an epilogue)

This story can get long, and assuming you're surviving, years do pass in it and you and your environment will change. There are a few points in the story where there are links that lead to more background information on various people and things. While not completely necessary to understand the story, they do give you more insight into it. The text that accompanies some of the pics are also done for similar purposes (Your journal entries, personal thoughts, letters written to you, etc)

Humanity never changes...

Additional Notes:

There are links leading to various background information and your character's current thoughts throughout the story. In some cases these may provide greater insight since some mysterious things can occur in this story.

There are also several endings varying in degrees of good/bad/neutral outcomes. Technically there is one ultimate "winning" ending, but it isn't labeled as such.

Emotions can be wonderful or dangerous...

Additional Notes:

This story has a few bits that are probably a bit on the disturbing side. Not many, but they are there in places. So if you don't like that sort of thing, you probably shouldn't read it.

This story in general is probably a bit odd and less verbose than most of my other stories. There are also several endings varying in degrees of good/bad/neutral outcomes. While there are some endings better than others, this is basically just the tale of a teenager who definitely has some issues.

From humble beginning to infamy and beyond!

Additional notes:

This story is a fully self contained one and can easily be read on its own, however it also acts as a "sequel" to Innkeeper.

As with any of my writings, the story comes before the game. However while there isn't a complex inventory and all of that, you can technically "win" by getting one of the 12 epilogues.

Things would be so much easier if your name was Mary Sue

Additional notes:

This story is a fully self contained one and can easily be read on its own, however it also acts as:

A direct sequel to the "Good Girl" short story in Tales From The Basement.

A semi sequel to the other TFTB short stories, Repression, TRASH, Love SICK and Geek.

A semi prequel to Ground Zero.

As with any of my writings, the story comes before the game. However while there isn't a complex inventory and all of that, you can still "win" by getting one of the epilogues.

There are 16 epilogues total.

Because Basement Dwellers are people too!

Additional Notes:

This story is three stories in one. Your first choice will lead to a separate tale of a different “basement dweller”. Each one is mostly different in tone.

Ebay Escapist is weird and random. It’s the least verbose of the three. (Or my stories in general)

Good Girl is the longest and most descriptive of the three. There is some weirdness going on here too, but is mostly kept much more in "reality". There is a cast of characters link in the beginning to help you keep up with who’s who.

Anime Addict has a lot of offensive language and humor, so if you don't like that sort of thing you shouldn’t read this one.

In all the tales there are several endings varying in degrees of good/bad/neutral outcomes. While there are some endings better than others, these are basically just tales of basement dwellers.

It's an edgelord boogaloo!

Additional Notes:

This story is three stories in one where it follows a different protagonist based on the first choice.

This story is also probably really offensive or something. Probably shouldn't read it if that's not your thing, but feel free to do so anyway and complain loudly in the comments since those are always good for a laugh.

Anyway, there's your extra warning. You can't say you weren't told.

Incel Insanity and Whining Wokie are all new tales, while Film Fanatic is a "reboot" of sorts of an older story called Exploitation Theater. Yes, it's finally here and been greatly expanded on.

As always the story is always more important than the game focus, but also as always, you definitely can get better endings than others.

Three ladies. Three legends.

Additional notes:

This story is a fully self contained one and can easily be read on its own, however it also acts as a connection to Rogues, Eternal and Necromancer.

As with any of my writings, the story comes before the game. However there is an epilogue for each "winning" ending.

Yee Haw! It's a trailer park life for me!

Additional Notes:

This story has a ton of offensive langauge and humor so if you don't like that sort of thing, you probably shouldn't read it. Though given the setting, the language used is pretty accurate.

This also isn't really a "win/lose" type story. While there are some endings better than others, this is basically just a tale about a typical day of a degenerate that lives in a trailer park.

Well I was going to save this for a more “special event” such as maybe after my 20th story or maybe even my 50th birthday or perhaps the 20th year being here (Christ, what the hell have I been doing). I was even considering making a forum guessing game of it for all to enjoy.

However, certain events have occurred that have forced my hand shall I say. I suppose it might’ve been inevitable what with all the pretty daughters and all.

No, not me you degenerate fools!

One of my appropriate age daughters who shall remain anonymous (Unless she wants to come forward) has recently somewhat engaged in accidental genetic attraction.

This is not an unusual phenomenon when such siblings aren’t raised together when they’re young, however I do have to claim the bastard son who may or may not have had suspicions of his destiny. Surely there was always an idea in the back of his head that perhaps he was meant for greater things.

In any case let me tell you a tale first. (Because I like being a long winded)

This faggot first arrived as an annoying snot nosed kid. I think out of all of the ones who joined around that time, he was definitely one of the few I actually wanted banned. Had I had the means to do it I probably would’ve at that point.

However, despite this, I still saw a potential. 

He had this idea for a story called “Farmer Joe”. It was edgelord shit, with the idea of shoving in as much offensiveness as possible. But there really wasn’t a lot of that here on the site at that time so I actually gave this youth some advice and even a couple of suggestion of what he could put into it. He thanked me for this advice.

And of course he flaked out and didn’t do shit with it. Then he fucked up even more by hanging out with some Irish faggot. Again though there still was potential being displayed in the writing he did produce. It was just being buried under a mountain of faggotry which seemed to get worse.

It got to the point where I thought well maybe I was wrong and when he dropped off the site completely for awhile I washed my hands of him. Figured it was a failure that I didn’t have to claim.

Surprisingly though he returned. And there was something slightly less faggy about him now. Don’t get me wrong, he certainly was still faggy, but as the years passed during his return, he was improving. 

The stories that were written were definitely better, but it wasn’t just that. It was also other things. For example during the Great War with the IFags who eventually put up a great barrier because I was wrecking their shit. This soldier continued a one man crusade for a little while longer.

This man also proudly bought an EndMaster shirt and has some of the highest rated Grimdark Fantasy stories.

One can’t just ignore such dedication and loyalty.

And one certainly can’t ignore a bloodline.

In fact, even before all this as far back as the IRC Villain Lair days, he actually said “Thanks dad” once. It was done in a joking manner, but perhaps not really.

And if you don’t know who the hell I’m talking about at this point, it’s fucking Malk.

Yep, he’s the best I’m going to get as far as an heir. Had to come to the conclusion that this younger generation is just going to be more homosexual no matter what. Doesn’t even seem to matter what side of the political spectrum either. It’s all fucking gay shit. 

At least Malk has tried to make up for this terrible disability by having relationships with biological women and isn’t trying to chop his own dick off.

In any case, nothing has changed here except Malk now has an obligation to avenge my death if anyone manages to kill me. I certainly can’t depend on daughters to carry out proper revenge. Half of them aren’t around anyway.

Of course this probably means he’s going to be trying to kill me at some point, since he doesn't get shit while I'm still around. Which is fine, he can try. Circle of death or something.

That's it. You may all continue with the usual monkey shines in this glorious nation.

(And yes, Thara is still my favorite, there's no question about that)

And a sewer rat might taste like vanilla ice cream, I'll never know because I'm not eating one. Same with dipping a potato into chocolate slurry. 

You continue being a degenerate though, it's a free country. 

You're not suppose to be dipping anything into your frosty. Let alone meat if any kind. 

A lot of foods just aren't supposed to be mixed together and I don't know when in society we started allowing this degenerate form of dining but the line must be drawn here. This far and no further! 

Malt vinegar on fries is based obviously.

For someone who suddenly said they were going to be around less, you've been here more than ever.

Locked.

Never heard of this, though given the more solid nature of Italian Ice, I'm guessing they're waiting awhile for it to melt before doing this vile shit.

And the folks dipping fries into frosty milkshakes are just as vile.

All of you need to be rounded up into camps.

Whoever they are I'm sure the glowies know by now.

Mine would've just stopped at: "I will not read a storygame"

After this contest the SHAME Pit will be updated to toss any of the really slothful still sitting in the third level of SHAME into OBLIVION (Where upon being banned, they are also being violated by even bigger Abyssal Rape Scorpions FOREVER)

A grapefruit.