I've been on and off this website for years now, never made an account. I remember back in Middle School I used to stay up late on weekends trying to beat storygames. I barely beat Necromancer about 2 years ago, but I've never beaten Mommy, Can I Go Out And Kill Tonight?, and I think it's time to change that.
Can anyone send me some hints/legit just a walkthrough? The farthest I remember getting is an infinitely looping police station where I would always get zapped by god. I think once I fed the moldy pizza to some dogs...

Anyways, just want to close this chapter in my life by beating this game. Any help would be appreciated.