Lurkinator, The Reader
10/16/2019 7:02 PM
7 wins / 8 losses
Don’t mind my picture, it has a mind of its own.
This is for a history project. I didn’t have as much time on it as I would have liked. I don’t usually write non-fiction stories so hopefully it isn’t more shit than my other shit stories.
Recent PostsContest:Battle in the Ruins of a Dead Civilization on 10/3/2019 3:24:03 PM
Contest:Battle in the Ruins of a Dead Civilization on 10/2/2019 2:16:26 PM
Goddamn it, now I feel motivated to slack on homework and work on the story. I can’t decided whether it’s more humiliating for my dad to beat me or to call Jason daddy. Fuck.
Black, Female or Gay? on 9/30/2019 2:29:38 PM
Eh Better me then the altar boys anyway.
Black, Female or Gay? on 9/30/2019 12:09:55 PM
VSCO Aryan Male —> Toast White Quadrosexual Xenophilac Demiqueer. In all seriousness Straight White Male —> Straight White Female. Don’t really have a reason, just think it would be interesting. I’m ok with what it entails cus I get paid 50$ an hour in hush money by my local priests anyways!
Contest:Battle in the Ruins of a Dead Civilization on 9/28/2019 8:25:06 PM
I'm up to my neck in homework so I am probably going to pull out of the contest. If I magically get more time, I will try to work on my story, but no promises.
Truly Random Storygame Reading on 9/26/2019 1:54:42 PM
Wait, didn’t we have another guy named bigboy? The guy who made that story shares the same moniker as our current dyslexic child. Is this a species I’m unaware of, or a family of people all named big boy? Logically, that means the first bigboy went to a NAMBLA convention with Serpent’s friend and never came back. Now the second one was upon us to wreak havoc, but instead he was got ran over by a Prius. Pathetic.
Truly Random Storygame Reading on 9/26/2019 1:33:39 PM
I know you can just click random to find a random story, however I decided to take it one step further by editing the story id in the link of the story viewer tab. I have no clue what I’m reading and I love it. Most of the time it will just bring you to an error page, or somebodies unpublished game, but once in awhile you find a good story that you like. And the cool thing is you can only read it once, if you lose the story id, it will be hard/impossible to find again. I guess I’m saying this because I was wondering if anybody else did this and if so what was the coolest story you found. I found old testing games from when the site was first being made. http://chooseyourstory.com/story/viewer/default.aspx?StoryId=4 That’s the first story created on CYS that hasn’t been deleted. It’s garbage, 0 character development, no plot, no gender choices!1!!!, and overall is just an overripe fetus begging to crucified, ..... 6/8.
Omnipotent and Excellent Overlords on 9/19/2019 5:20:38 PM
Can the moderators change forum posts or is that exclusively admins?
How Did You Find CYS? on 9/18/2019 3:35:12 PM
I had found a couple of Choose-Your-Own-Adventure books throughout my time in Elementary School. The first path I ever completed for a cyoa game was a historical one about the Vietnam War. At the end I was blown up by friendly mortar fire. I was 7. Later I played a few more historical ones as well as one of my favorites about a colony on mars. I was in 6th grade when I found this site. I typed in cyoa sites and started scrolling. Choice of Games was blocked on my school iPad but for some reason infinite story wasn’t. I quickly grew tired of how garbage and unfinished most of the stories on infinite story were (I was young and retarded( I still am), it’s not my fault I couldn’t find the top rated page). So I kept on scrolling. 3 pages in and I found this site. One of the first stories I read was Eternal, in which I spooned a guy’s eye out and hatefucked a svelk. I was 11. I’ve had a few nasty failures of accounts that were all butchered in the occasional round ups and mass executions of middle schoolers (thank god), I’m now in high school and have learned from my mistakes (hopefully). Now excuse me while I go back to procrastinating on Spanish. Edit: Stuff
Omnipotent and Excellent Overlords on 9/17/2019 1:29:15 PM
I know who the admins are, however I was wondering about this minor deity known as a moderator. Who are the moderators? How much power do they have? Why do wamen not atracc to me :’,’,’,’,(. i so nice to it why no feet pic. i sad. Sorry for the rant, my mom doesn’t understand me and my MP3 player broke so I can’t listen to Green Day to get out my feelings and she took away my razors and dulled the kitchen knives. Long Live CYStia