Lurkinator, The Reader
Don’t mind my picture, it has a mind of its own.
This is for a history project. I didn’t have as much time on it as I would have liked. I don’t usually write non-fiction stories so hopefully it isn’t more shit than my other shit stories.
This Is a story all about how Michael Jackson is very nice.
I didn’t write this, a friend did, they just don’t want to make an account so without further ado I present HEE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Recent PostsThe DUEL Stories - May 2019 on 5/24/2019 4:53:39 PM
The DUEL Stories - May 2019 on 5/24/2019 2:38:46 PM
Do we send our votes to Gower?
Tourney of the Chillen on 5/23/2019 12:09:39 AM
Hmm the photo isn’t showing up for me, who am I paired up against?
Duel! Kind of! on 5/22/2019 5:26:55 PM
Just looked up your review on my story again. You bitched about the format, you bitched about the “historical accuracy” even though I was thorough and no generals didn’t get to have personal mobile telegraphs because that’s how it worked, then you bitched about the lack of knowledge on the conflict, even though you didn’t need it to understand the story. Your only valid criticism is that of my grammar, other than that the review is a throw-away and the other reviews had helpful criticism. I know that story was shit but at least the other reviews (some of them at least) explained what I needed to do better.
If that didn’t get through to you then maybe this will. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. There I said it. I fart in your general direction and bid you ado.
Duel! Kind of! on 5/22/2019 5:02:43 PM
Bold words for someone with nothing written.
Duel! Kind of! on 5/22/2019 5:00:40 PM
If that’s how we’re doing it then I might as well just abandon CYS. I doubt I can beat anyone tbh.
What kind of god would you be? on 5/20/2019 3:31:16 PM
2. Materializing gifts in front of people’s feet. They could range from a puppy to a handgun to a computer wired up so it can activate any remotely controled nuke that the user wants. Instilling surprise in somebody no matter how obvious the surprise may be, very useful for last-minute surprise birthdays or horrible Disney twist villains.
3. It’s a surprise!
4. Absolutely nothing (surprising isn’t it?)
5. Because if I don’t, the god of boredom will win (it’s a fierce office rivalry)
Duel! Kind of! on 5/20/2019 11:08:21 AM
Can do and will, that story was kinda published as a joke, won’t do it again