iavatus, The Contributor

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Commas are your friend. Not just your friend, but the friend who stops you from cannibalism. And don't we all need one of those?

Lets eat, Steve.

Lets eat Steve.

Lets, eat, Steve.

Okay, the last one makes no sense, but eh. It gets points for extra comma-ness.

https://www.dropbox.com/sh/3ni89inl7nolbrw/AABa1ROA3z9f5TggVgIo8nXxa?dl=0 Twatwaffles and feefees.

K: You're not on my troll radar, get over yourself. :P

I'll keep the forum posts at a nearly 1:1 ratio with EXP points. That'll force me to write more, better and faster, so's I can continue to post interesting and informative (and only a little bit mocking) posts on threads.

E: Damn you Quillsy! And damn you people asking coding questions. Lets try for a 2:1 ratio

E: FUCK IT. 5:1

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Earning 100 Points


Hallway: The seconding

At least twice as good as the first.

Simple Test Bed

Snakes on the Plain



There will be some swearing. There will be some violence. There will be graphic descriptions of gruesome things. There will be black humour.


Inspired by http://chooseyourstory.com/forums/the-lounge/message/18970

Recent Posts

Four years. on 7/26/2016 12:36:16 AM

My apologies if being critical of your actions hurt your feelings. I was raised to treat people like adults, not coddle in wool and nice words.

Simple truth, is you like the attention, good and bad, and you enjoy having people fawn over you. Ere might be something of real skill and talent under that empty praise, but I cant see it through clouds of, to me, meaningless drivel.

Cheerio ducky, remember that introspection and honest assessment arent swearwords, but useful tools to any writer. Or mod. Especially meh ones.

Four years. on 7/26/2016 12:18:01 AM

As has been mentioned, you provide a valuable service, keeping the WC clean of WC. Less valuable, is the martyrism, but hey. It's something.

Not opinion, kinda objectively true. Feefees were hurt, there was flailing. And now, a thread with the express purpose of worshipping someone who, can occasionally click a button, delete a thread or game. Not hard, or deserving of respect.

Four years. on 7/26/2016 12:11:42 AM

So am I. It was, whiny, passive agressive, whiny, twatwaffles, and whiny. Perfect CYS drama over nothing.

Four years. on 7/25/2016 11:58:40 PM


The weasel words and PA ride again.

Four years. on 7/25/2016 11:08:37 PM

Remember, attention is horizontal, business is vertical.

Cards Against Humanity on 7/23/2016 2:24:23 AM

Sounds entralling. Nothing says good fun like Vikings. Food, drinking, women, songs, honest merchants honest! They have it all, even bluetooth.

Cards Against Humanity on 7/23/2016 1:53:16 AM

Feefees. Feefees get hurthurt and sooksook. And other childish words, cause when you're dealing with a child, need to use appropriate language.

Dish, but not take. And even the dishing is a measly meal, of wormy statements that bore.

Collaboration on 7/15/2016 2:48:56 PM

Thanks Steve, I forgot to highlight, underscore and bold this point, and naturally it got missed.

Nothing, would be worse, it's true. But two very mediocre games, are hardly a tickertape parade of recommendation either.

Collaboration on 7/14/2016 11:59:16 PM

Well, I held my breath and played both games. I went through as many variants as I could be bothered, and still had time left over.

If, and this is a big if, you want to collaborate with people, you need to give them something interesting to use as a hook, and set up a story to let them be creative.


As an example. Each writer decided to do something interesting, and wrote something they could do within the framework of "You are a young dragon, learning to be a dragon". Each of the people involved, had experience, writing chops and a lot of respect ofr each other. You, matey, are a random ghost who could easily just want to ride the coat-tails of someone else's work.

So, sorry love but might be hard to get anyone interested with such a vague project.

You guys are useless on 7/13/2016 9:46:52 PM

I am impressed that there can be such a tryhard furry picture in the world, not to mention the profile is .... excrably 90's. I can almost hear the Linkin Park and crying. Here, I found one that you'd probably enjoy as well.


(ignore the fact that it's vaguely swastika-like. I'm sure your brother trench furry couldn't have an additional appelation of facist, merely one of shit artist.