iavatus, The Contributor

Member Since

3/9/2016

Last Activity

7/24/2017 4:18 AM

EXP Points

131

Post Count

171

Storygame Count

0

Duel Stats

0 wins / 2 losses

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Commas are your friend. Not just your friend, but the friend who stops you from cannibalism. And don't we all need one of those?

Lets eat, Steve.

Lets eat Steve.

Lets, eat, Steve.

Okay, the last one makes no sense, but eh. It gets points for extra comma-ness.

https://www.dropbox.com/sh/3ni89inl7nolbrw/AABa1ROA3z9f5TggVgIo8nXxa?dl=0 Twatwaffles and feefees.

K: You're not on my troll radar, get over yourself. :P

I'll keep the forum posts at a nearly 1:1 ratio with EXP points. That'll force me to write more, better and faster, so's I can continue to post interesting and informative (and only a little bit mocking) posts on threads.

E: Damn you Quillsy! And damn you people asking coding questions. Lets try for a 2:1 ratio

E: FUCK IT. 5:1

Trophies Earned

Earning 100 Points

Storygames

Hallway: The seconding
unpublished

At least twice as good as the first.


Simple Test Bed
unpublished


Snakes on the Plain
unpublished

 

 

There will be some swearing. There will be some violence. There will be graphic descriptions of gruesome things. There will be black humour.

 

Inspired by http://chooseyourstory.com/forums/the-lounge/message/18970


Recent Posts

Desert Island List on 7/13/2017 10:22:30 PM

Tools

 

Hammer

Knife

Shitloads of rope

Screwdriver

Saw

Axe

Spirit level

 

Seeds/Animals

 

Wheat

Cotton

Rice

Bamboo

Male and female chook - get porking, bucko!

Dog

 

Movies

La vita e bella

Man on fire

I am legend

Edge of tomorrow

Rambo 1

eXistenZ

Little miss sunshine

 

Books

 

Enyclopedia Britannica *5 - tinder, and something to shit with

Hitchhiker's guide collection - to read while shitting

The preicse name eludes me, but along the lines of "Speculative history of the future", to give me the shits. It is by far, the most useful book of my life. I have used it to:

  • Hold up a wobble table
  • An extra few cm for a monitor stand
  • Drilled a hole through it, attached a bit of 2-by-4 and dowel, and plugged a catflap
  • As proof positive, that nobody is as dumb who calls themselves smart, without a smattering of self-insight

Music

4 Bowie Albums - all good, all welcome.

A depeche mode album

They might be Giants - Apollo 18

A Mozarts greatest hits

 

Games

RimWorld

Deck of cards

Cards against humanity

Alpha centauria

7 days to die

Unreal World

Hungry hungry hippos - I will teach the dog and chickens how to play.

 

Personal

Swag. Fuck off, Australian. What else do I want when going bush?

Year 1 would be the building, getting proficient at farming, fishing and hunting year. Ditto 2.

If by 3, Im not dead, huzzah! Now, madness sets in. The cult arises, dark shadows move.

We dont talk about 4.

5, the survivors huddle back together in an uneasy truce.

6, all the chickens are named Bruce, and hold a parliament.

7, reasoning that more chicken = more votes, I eat all the chickens.

8, still pretty full from Chickenocalypse.

9, the clouds of feather and death dissipates, and time to wander off.


EndMaster's short stories on 7/10/2017 8:42:53 AM

It dings my funny bone, and hate bone. So, yes, yes it is.

 

Bring on the fur. Bring on the shame that only cirrhosis of the liver can fade out.


EndMaster's short stories on 7/10/2017 8:33:30 AM

Very true to the source of the source material. Eat it, screw it, hide under it, fit it. In that order.


Four years. on 7/26/2016 12:36:16 AM

My apologies if being critical of your actions hurt your feelings. I was raised to treat people like adults, not coddle in wool and nice words.

Simple truth, is you like the attention, good and bad, and you enjoy having people fawn over you. Ere might be something of real skill and talent under that empty praise, but I cant see it through clouds of, to me, meaningless drivel.

Cheerio ducky, remember that introspection and honest assessment arent swearwords, but useful tools to any writer. Or mod. Especially meh ones.


Four years. on 7/26/2016 12:18:01 AM

As has been mentioned, you provide a valuable service, keeping the WC clean of WC. Less valuable, is the martyrism, but hey. It's something.

Not opinion, kinda objectively true. Feefees were hurt, there was flailing. And now, a thread with the express purpose of worshipping someone who, can occasionally click a button, delete a thread or game. Not hard, or deserving of respect.


Four years. on 7/26/2016 12:11:42 AM

So am I. It was, whiny, passive agressive, whiny, twatwaffles, and whiny. Perfect CYS drama over nothing.


Four years. on 7/25/2016 11:58:40 PM

http://i.imgur.com/TqIEnYB.gif

The weasel words and PA ride again.


Four years. on 7/25/2016 11:08:37 PM

Remember, attention is horizontal, business is vertical.


Cards Against Humanity on 7/23/2016 2:24:23 AM

Sounds entralling. Nothing says good fun like Vikings. Food, drinking, women, songs, honest merchants honest! They have it all, even bluetooth.


Cards Against Humanity on 7/23/2016 1:53:16 AM

Feefees. Feefees get hurthurt and sooksook. And other childish words, cause when you're dealing with a child, need to use appropriate language.

Dish, but not take. And even the dishing is a measly meal, of wormy statements that bore.