EndMaster, The Grandmaster of the Dead

Member Since

6/1/2007

Last Activity

2/22/2017 12:52 AM

EXP Points

infinite

Post Count

5817

Storygame Count

15

Duel Stats

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Notorious Marauder Exemplar

Commendations

6

"I swear, End, you're like a little poisonous devil that sits on people's shoulders and whispers evil into their ears in an effort to cause the most drama and chaos that you can." - Axiom

Biography- Fnord

Location- The Outer Reaches of Your Mind

Interests- You really don't want to know

Occupation- Destroyer of Worlds

Signature- Writing: It's more fun than a barrel of Ebola ridden monkeys!

Extra Info- I'm originally from that graveyard called Infinite Story, but I came here as a conqueror because I'm a no good dirty tyrant.

If for some baffling reason you ever have the urge to read something really offensive, it can be found here.

http://infinite-story.com/story/room.php?id=70466

Then again if you aren't a complete degenerate and you really have lots of time to waste then you might like this instead.

http://infinite-story.com/story/room.php?id=28071

Trophies Earned

Administrative contributions and driving insane traffic our way. Won 2007 Contest Having 7 Storygame(s) Featured Having Infinite Points Posting 5817 Forum Posts Given by alexp on 06/21/2012 - For all the great work on the site. Given by BerkaZerka on 01/09/2017 - What goes around comes around~ Given by EndMaster on 06/22/2012 - Because it's my trophy! Given by Fleshnblood_78 on 08/01/2008 - Thanks for bringing quality to the site Given by JJJ-thebanisher on 02/17/2008 - For excellent writing ability used in epic proportions. Congrats on Legend. Given by madglee on 03/13/2012 - Start publishing this stuff, man. Excellent. Given by march5th00 on 11/26/2007 - For exceptional writing ability with Necromancer and for winning the CYS 2007 Contest "March's Madness" Given by tsmpaul on 02/25/2008 - And the award goes to... (drum roll please)... Endmaster, for hitting the top games list! Given by Will11 on 01/15/2017 - For being the best author on the site and contributions as a Moderator

Storygames

A Very Special Choose Your Story

Some stories have a message...kinda...

Additional Notes:

WARNING! (The real one)

This story is pretty offensive, it can get graphic and downright ruthless at times so if you don’t like that sort of humor, don’t read this story. But if you read it anyway don’t complain if you get offended, I did warn you and keep in mind it IS only a story.

Also, don't bother trying to "win" either. You can't. Just heed the moral lessons you may learn.


Alpha Wolf

Old monsters never die, they just get meaner.

Additional Notes:

There are history links for each monster (In the form of your character's memories) and while not neccessary to understand the story, they do provide deeper background. Ignore whatever you might know about various old movie monsters, you'll find that most of their histories are much different in this story.

You may find that this story has a movie feel to it which is appropriate considering the characters involved. The langauge (and violence) can get graphic sometimes, so if you don't like that sort of thing, you probably shouldn't read it.

Finally this isn't really a "win/lose" type story, however there are definitely good/bad/neutral endings. A few endings are even "really good" though they won't be spelled out as such.


Death Song

One musician's tale in a dying world

Additional Notes:

If you’ve read and liked Necromancer, then this might interest you as this story takes place during the same course of events of that story. (Not a prequel, not a sequel, but an equal!)

However, this story is definitely more “story” than “game”. In fact you shouldn’t even bother reading it if you’re intent on “winning”. You can’t. That being said, there is a “true ending” to this story and you’ll probably know if you get it. If you do get it, you can consider it a “win” if you like.

There are a few points in the story where there are links that lead to “Letters to Home”. While not necessary to understand the story, they do provide a little more insight into the protagonist’s thoughts and feelings on various situations.


Featured Story Eternal

The last hope for a dying empire

Additional notes:

This story can be very long assuming you're not dying. Years pass and your surroundings will most likely change. You may very well live a life time in the story.

As with any of my writings, the story comes before the game. However while there isn't a complex inventory and all of that, you can technically "win" by getting one of the epilogues.

There are 13 epilogues total.

There are also several points in the story where there are links that lead to more background information on various people, places, things and events. While not completely necessary to understanding the story, they do give you more insight into it.

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Featured Story Geek

Carnivals aren't all fun and games.

Additional Notes:

While there is only one spot that contains extra histories for this story, it's basically the background information of all the major characters and factions. It's strongly recommended that these are read due to the fact that your character will be interacting with most of these folks in his attempts to successfully accomplish his task(s).

This story has a very factional feel to it, so choose your allegiances carefully to get one of the better endings.


Featured Story Ground Zero

If you see a bright light, duck and cover!

Additional notes:

I should point out that this story can be very long assuming you're not dying. Years pass and your surroundings will most likely change. You may very well live a life time in the story if you're lucky. You will also experience a completely different adventure depending on how you escaped the initial nuclear strike. (Assuming you do survive it.)

As with any of my writings, the "story" comes before the "game". However, this story was written in a "game like" format. So while there isn't a complex inventory and all of that, you can technically "win" by getting one of the 4 special endings. (You'll know if you get one because you'll get an epilogue)


Imagination

This one's for the kids, no really!

Additional Notes:

This story has clear cut win/lose endings. There is nothing excessively unusual about this story, it's just a simple "children's story".

(Yes, you can still die in it)


Featured Story Innkeeper

Running the family business isn't easy!

Additional Notes:

In a few places there are links for history or certain characters. While not necessary to understand the story, they do provide further background information.

There are several endings varying in degrees of good/bad or neutral outcomes. Technically there is one very happy ending, but it isn't labeled as such.


Love SICK

Underneath the sickness there's love...

Additional Notes:

WARNING!

This story contains a lot of graphic content, if you are offended by ultra violence, explicit sexual descriptions, tons of swearing, blasphemy, inappropriate dark humor, and brutal misanthropy in general then DO NOT read this story!

Of course now that I’ve mentioned all the things it contains, you’ll probably read it anyway, you sick little monkey.

Well don’t complain if you get offended, I did warn you and keep in mind it IS only a story.

This also isn't really a "win/lose" type story. While there are some endings better than others, this is basically just a tale about a very twisted man and his very twisted lifestyle.


Featured Story Necromancer

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Additional Notes:

This story is definitely more "story" than "game", however there are two distinct paths that can be followed, each with their own pitfalls and additional choices. There is also "one true" ending in which can be considered a "win" (You'll know if you got it, because you'll get an epilogue)

This story can get long, and assuming you're surviving, years do pass in it and you and your environment will change. There are a few points in the story where there are links that lead to more background information on various people and things. While not completely necessary to understand the story, they do give you more insight into it. The text that accompanies some of the pics are also done for similar purposes (Your journal entries, personal thoughts, letters written to you, etc)


Paradise Violated

Humanity never changes...

Additional Notes:

There are links leading to various background information and your character's current thoughts throughout the story. In some cases these may provide greater insight since some mysterious things can occur in this story.

There are also several endings varying in degrees of good/bad/neutral outcomes. Technically there is one ultimate "winning" ending, but it isn't labeled as such.


Featured Story Repression

Emotions can be wonderful or dangerous...

Additional Notes:

This story has a few bits that are probably a bit on the disturbing side. Not many, but they are there in places. So if you don't like that sort of thing, you probably shouldn't read it.

This story in general is probably a bit odd and less verbose than most of my other stories. There are also several endings varying in degrees of good/bad/neutral outcomes. While there are some endings better than others, this is basically just the tale of a teenager who definitely has some issues.


Featured Story Suzy's Strange Saga

Things would be so much easier if your name was Mary Sue

Additional notes:

This story is a fully self contained one and can easily be read on its own, however it also acts as:

A direct sequel to the "Good Girl" short story in Tales From The Basement.

A semi sequel to the other TFTB short stories, Repression, TRASH, Love SICK and Geek.

A semi prequel to Ground Zero.

As with any of my writings, the story comes before the game. However while there isn't a complex inventory and all of that, you can still "win" by getting one of the epilogues.

There are 16 epilogues total.


Tales From The Basement

Because Basement Dwellers are people too!

Additional Notes:

This story is three stories in one. Your first choice will lead to a separate tale of a different “basement dweller”. Each one is mostly different in tone.

Ebay Escapist is weird and random. It’s the least verbose of the three. (Or my stories in general)

Good Girl is the longest and most descriptive of the three. There is some weirdness going on here too, but is mostly kept much more in "reality". There is a cast of characters link in the beginning to help you keep up with who’s who.

Anime Addict has a lot of offensive language and humor, so if you don't like that sort of thing you shouldn’t read this one.

In all the tales there are several endings varying in degrees of good/bad/neutral outcomes. While there are some endings better than others, these are basically just tales of basement dwellers.


TRASH

Yee Haw! It's a trailer park life for me!

Additional Notes:

This story has a ton of offensive langauge and humor so if you don't like that sort of thing, you probably shouldn't read it. Though given the setting, the language used is pretty accurate.

This also isn't really a "win/lose" type story. While there are some endings better than others, this is basically just a tale about a typical day of a degenerate that lives in a trailer park.


Articles Written

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A guide from EndMaster on writing about mature topics.

Recent Posts

EndMaster’s Edgelord Contest on 2/21/2017 3:25:39 PM

15 points!


EndMaster’s Edgelord Contest on 2/21/2017 3:15:32 PM

Just think folks, 6 more days of this, ain't it great?

Anyway POINTLESS BONUS MUSIC ROUND!

So ya
Thought ya
Might like to
Join the contest

To feel the warm thrill and fuzzies
Of being the best

Tell me is something eluding you, sunshine?
Is this not what you expected of me?

If you wanna be edgy, and join my vanguard
You just have to crush the rest of the fucktards

Are there any degenerates here tonight?
Get ‘em outta the site

There’s a penguinite
Furries ain’t right with me
Get him outta the site

Now that one’s a slut!
And that one’s a shithead!
Who the hell let all these faggots into the thread?

There’s one that’s blind!
And that one’s just bland!
If I had my way, I’d have all of you

BANNED

(15 points to the first person who gets the reference)


EndMaster’s Edgelord Contest on 2/21/2017 12:40:33 PM

Oh it’s Bucky again. His alcoholic ass finally decided that his earlier premature attempt at being edgy was a poor display even for him.

However, I’m glad to see Bucky took time out of his busy schedule of getting shitfaced drunk from the routine Vodka enemas and waking up with a healthy sense of self loathing and a puddle of his own vomit. I guess we should all be clapping our hands that the AA meetings have had some progress this time.

So far Bucky’s biggest competition in this contest is that sodomite Steve which means it should be a walk in the park. Unfortunately for Bucky, he’s so fucking plastered 99% of the time, he can barely stand up, let alone walk and frequently stumbles over himself like a fucking child with cerebral palsy before he can even make it to the keyboard to type one fucking word. Maybe Fleshy should let Bucky borrow his goddamn wheelchair.

Not that it would matter since he’s just as coherent as said special child when he gets to the keyboard in the first place. His alpha male routine of “I’m the toughest motherfucker on this site”, might cause the nancy boys like Malk to shit their Mario Party Underoos and get Mizal’s XXXL panties wetter than the Amazon Rainforest, but that don’t mean shit to me.

Fuck this story and fuck Bucky. Fuck him sideways with a broken beer bottle.


EndMaster’s Edgelord Contest on 2/21/2017 10:55:34 AM

Updated list of contestants so far.

Steve
Fleshy
Ben the Bunny Fucker
Lance
Bucky (2)
Ogre
Minnie
Ben
Jep
Stryker
Virt
AYT
Breezy
Digit


EndMaster’s Edgelord Contest on 2/21/2017 10:35:24 AM

“I will find my internet girlfriend, the one that turned out to be a dude, he deceived me and said LEL FEG and sent a pic of his dick.”

Stop beating around l’il bean’s crab infested bush, we all know that was probably Steve.

And “Feg?” Are you fucking serious? You actually fucking censored yourself in this contest? I have a hard time believing that you aren’t an anal loving “Feg” given that you did this stupid shit.

With all that impotent self loathing you dribbled out, it sounds more like you’d probably prefer getting pegged in the ass by Suzy wearing a rainbow colored dildo, while your classmates had a good laugh and spat on you, you fucking miscreant.

You might as well chop your cock off for all the good it’s going to do you in the future. I’d tell you to chop your balls off as well, but we already know you don’t have any.

And while I know you tried in your inferior shitstain of an entry, there really aren’t enough fucking words to describe how much of a worthless pussy you really are and that’s saying something given that Lance is in this fucking contest.

Get the fuck out of here, fag.


EndMaster’s Edgelord Contest on 2/21/2017 6:50:47 AM

You can sweet talk me all you want l’il bean, but you’re not getting daddy’s approval until you write a story.

Until that time, try not to catch another venereal disease at the next furry orgy you attend when some random stranger in a fursuit is fucking you in the ass.
 
Because yeah, like we all totally believed that was your “friend” and not actually you in that tale of decadence.


Draw My Attention (New Age of Sage) on 2/20/2017 11:44:50 PM

Good thing Mizal asked me what was going on in the DMA thread (To which I asked, "What the hell is DMA?") because this is the first I've even stumbled upon this conversation.

Anyway, staying up for now.


EndMaster’s Edgelord Contest on 2/20/2017 11:19:55 PM

Bold words coming from someone who’s practically been on my dick trying to pathetically copy my routine since you arrived in this thread.

Instead of getting off your lazy Aussie ass and actually writing something of substance, all you’ve been doing is getting your ass handed to you and passed around like the daddy issues whore you are in your attempt to impress me.

If anything you’re the biggest dick sucker in the thread. Congrats, you really are an expert hoe after all.

Now shut the fuck up and either write a goddamn story or get the fuck out of the thread.


EndMaster’s Edgelord Contest on 2/20/2017 9:44:38 PM

THIS is folks, THIS is what I’m fucking talking about!

THIS is the first fucking edgiest thing in this whole pathetic parade of drooling attempts and flaccid fails!

THIS is what I’ve trying to explain to the rest of you bellends since the beginning of this contest and THIS person finally fucking got it!

And this is also what I will be saying to someone else and not Breezy because she fucking failed just like the rest of you miserable lot.

Well that’s what I get for placing faith in a self professed expert that’s going to bring Splatterpunk back.

Now I know Breezy has a bit of a reputation of getting stabby and hysterical when people are mean to her, well I'm not worried because it’s obvious that she lost her whole psycho bitch persona since the last time she actually wrote anything here and exchanged it with boring middle class soccer mom that is perfectly content baking fucking cookies and attending PTA meetings.

Hope that works out for you, because your writing career sure isn’t.


EndMaster’s Edgelord Contest on 2/20/2017 8:01:51 PM

And now it’s Edgelord: the Hello fucking Kitty edition.

I nearly didn’t even bother reading this pile of pig vomit just because of the filthy weeb anime avatar, but then I remembered this was the girl who wrote shipping fiction of prehistoric jerk off scenes where Mizal got burkkaked by everyone in CYS.

Or something like that anyway. Don’t remember the specifics, just remember AYT wrote something that freaked out Kiel which means if she freaked out that tantrum throwing degenerate, then maybe she’d strike oil a second time.

And of course she fucking choked like anime school girl #8931 getting mouth raped by anime monster #7942. Sort of appropriate for a girl that used to insist on being called “Throaty.”

All that writing and not a goddamn edge to be found. This shit is duller than Ogre and at least he burps once in awhile.

AYT should stick to fantasizing about getting violated by tentacles and writing bad emo poetry in her notebook about all the boys that she likes, but they don’t pay attention to her. Which basically means all the male members in her whole school.