EndMaster, The Grandmaster of the Dead
"I swear, End, you're like a little poisonous devil that sits on people's shoulders and whispers evil into their ears in an effort to cause the most drama and chaos that you can." - Axiom
"There’s a certain point where you need to stand back and realize that all you’re doing is butchering kids on a public forum" - Some kid before I butchered him
"You are a legend." - Loving daughter Cricket
Location- The Outer Reaches of Your Mind
Interests- You really don't want to know
Occupation- Destroyer of Worlds
Signature- Writing: It's more fun than a barrel of Ebola ridden monkeys!
Extra Info- I'm originally from that graveyard called Infinite Story, but I came here as a conqueror because I'm a no good dirty tyrant.
If for some baffling reason you ever have the urge to read something really offensive, it can be found here.
Then again if you aren't a complete degenerate and you really have lots of time to waste then you might like this instead.
Some stories have a message...kinda...
WARNING! (The real one)
This story is pretty offensive, it can get graphic and downright ruthless at times so if you don’t like that sort of humor, don’t read this story. But if you read it anyway don’t complain if you get offended, I did warn you and keep in mind it IS only a story.
Also, don't bother trying to "win" either. You can't. Just heed the moral lessons you may learn.
Old monsters never die, they just get meaner.
There are history links for each monster (In the form of your character's memories) and while not neccessary to understand the story, they do provide deeper background. Ignore whatever you might know about various old movie monsters, you'll find that most of their histories are much different in this story.
You may find that this story has a movie feel to it which is appropriate considering the characters involved. The language (and violence) can get graphic sometimes, so if you don't like that sort of thing, you probably shouldn't read it.
Finally this isn't really a "win/lose" type story, however there are definitely good/bad/neutral endings. A few endings are even "really good" though they won't be spelled out as such.
One musician's tale in a dying world
If you’ve read and liked Necromancer, then this might interest you as this story takes place during the same course of events of that story. (Not a prequel, not a sequel, but an equal!)
However, this story is definitely more “story” than “game”. In fact you shouldn’t even bother reading it if you’re intent on “winning”. You can’t. That being said, there is a “true ending” to this story and you’ll probably know if you get it. If you do get it, you can consider it a “win” if you like.
There are a few points in the story where there are links that lead to “Letters to Home”. While not necessary to understand the story, they do provide a little more insight into the protagonist’s thoughts and feelings on various situations.
The last hope for a dying empire
This story can be very long assuming you're not dying. Years pass and your surroundings will most likely change. You may very well live a life time in the story.
As with any of my writings, the story comes before the game. However while there isn't a complex inventory and all of that, you can technically "win" by getting one of the epilogues.
There are 13 epilogues total.
There are also several points in the story where there are links that lead to more background information on various people, places, things and events. While not completely necessary to understanding the story, they do give you more insight into it.
Carnivals aren't all fun and games.
While there is only one spot that contains extra histories for this story, it's basically the background information of all the major characters and factions. It's strongly recommended that these are read due to the fact that your character will be interacting with most of these folks in his attempts to successfully accomplish his task(s).
This story has a very factional feel to it, so choose your allegiances carefully to get one of the better endings.
If you see a bright light, duck and cover!
I should point out that this story can be very long assuming you're not dying. Years pass and your surroundings will most likely change. You may very well live a life time in the story if you're lucky. You will also experience a completely different adventure depending on how you escaped the initial nuclear strike. (Assuming you do survive it.)
As with any of my writings, the "story" comes before the "game". However, this story was written in a "game like" format. So while there isn't a complex inventory and all of that, you can technically "win" by getting one of the 4 special endings. (You'll know if you get one because you'll get an epilogue)
This one's for the kids, no really!
This story has clear cut win/lose endings. There is nothing excessively unusual about this story, it's just a simple "children's story".
(Yes, you can still die in it)
Running the family business isn't easy!
In a few places there are links for history or certain characters. While not necessary to understand the story, they do provide further background information.
There are several endings varying in degrees of good/bad or neutral outcomes. Technically there is one very happy ending, but it isn't labeled as such.
Underneath the sickness there's love...
This story contains a lot of graphic content, if you are offended by ultra violence, explicit sexual descriptions, tons of swearing, blasphemy, inappropriate dark humor, and brutal misanthropy in general then DO NOT read this story!
Of course now that I’ve mentioned all the things it contains, you’ll probably read it anyway, you sick little monkey.
Well don’t complain if you get offended, I did warn you and keep in mind it IS only a story.
This also isn't really a "win/lose" type story. While there are some endings better than others, this is basically just a tale about a very twisted man and his very twisted lifestyle.
This story is definitely more "story" than "game", however there are two distinct paths that can be followed, each with their own pitfalls and additional choices. There is also "one true" ending in which can be considered a "win" (You'll know if you got it, because you'll get an epilogue)
This story can get long, and assuming you're surviving, years do pass in it and you and your environment will change. There are a few points in the story where there are links that lead to more background information on various people and things. While not completely necessary to understand the story, they do give you more insight into it. The text that accompanies some of the pics are also done for similar purposes (Your journal entries, personal thoughts, letters written to you, etc)
Humanity never changes...
There are links leading to various background information and your character's current thoughts throughout the story. In some cases these may provide greater insight since some mysterious things can occur in this story.
There are also several endings varying in degrees of good/bad/neutral outcomes. Technically there is one ultimate "winning" ending, but it isn't labeled as such.
Emotions can be wonderful or dangerous...
This story has a few bits that are probably a bit on the disturbing side. Not many, but they are there in places. So if you don't like that sort of thing, you probably shouldn't read it.
This story in general is probably a bit odd and less verbose than most of my other stories. There are also several endings varying in degrees of good/bad/neutral outcomes. While there are some endings better than others, this is basically just the tale of a teenager who definitely has some issues.
From humble beginning to infamy and beyond!
This story is a fully self contained one and can easily be read on its own, however it also acts as a "sequel" to Innkeeper.
As with any of my writings, the story comes before the game. However while there isn't a complex inventory and all of that, you can technically "win" by getting one of the 12 epilogues.
Things would be so much easier if your name was Mary Sue
This story is a fully self contained one and can easily be read on its own, however it also acts as:
A direct sequel to the "Good Girl" short story in Tales From The Basement.
A semi sequel to the other TFTB short stories, Repression, TRASH, Love SICK and Geek.
A semi prequel to Ground Zero.
As with any of my writings, the story comes before the game. However while there isn't a complex inventory and all of that, you can still "win" by getting one of the epilogues.
There are 16 epilogues total.
Because Basement Dwellers are people too!
This story is three stories in one. Your first choice will lead to a separate tale of a different “basement dweller”. Each one is mostly different in tone.
Ebay Escapist is weird and random. It’s the least verbose of the three. (Or my stories in general)
Good Girl is the longest and most descriptive of the three. There is some weirdness going on here too, but is mostly kept much more in "reality". There is a cast of characters link in the beginning to help you keep up with who’s who.
Anime Addict has a lot of offensive language and humor, so if you don't like that sort of thing you shouldn’t read this one.
In all the tales there are several endings varying in degrees of good/bad/neutral outcomes. While there are some endings better than others, these are basically just tales of basement dwellers.
Yee Haw! It's a trailer park life for me!
This story has a ton of offensive langauge and humor so if you don't like that sort of thing, you probably shouldn't read it. Though given the setting, the language used is pretty accurate.
This also isn't really a "win/lose" type story. While there are some endings better than others, this is basically just a tale about a typical day of a degenerate that lives in a trailer park.
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EndMaster’s Edgelord Contest 2: Grimdark Boogaloo on 12/2/2020 6:54:20 AM
Keep in mind that you can write about all the grimdark pegacorns you want, but if it's MLP then it would still be classified as fanfic, not Dark Fantasy.
And on a side note, it took her awhile, but I see Mizal has finally figured out a way to troll me back for all the times I did it to her.
I won't forget this.
EndMaster’s Edgelord Contest 2: Grimdark Boogaloo on 12/1/2020 10:15:21 PM
Somewhere down the way you pissed off most of the CYS Pantheon. You’ve been cursed and marked for death.
Basically you climbed that mountain peak in your copper armor during a lightning storm and raised your sword high in the air and shouted to the heavens “THE GODS ARE ALL BASTARDS!”
Ironically, the only important one who you didn’t piss off was me, so I’m eager to see if you funnel all that negativity and write a good dark fantasy story. It's the perfect genre to do it for.
Now is the time to decide whether you’re truly “Star Born” and absorb the inevitable lightning strike and come out stronger for it, earning a place in the halls of the honored where you will live forever
You fail miserably and your burned body tumbles down the mountain side hitting every rock cliff along the way until you’re already an unrecognizable hunk of charred bloody flesh by the time it smashes into the ground where upon it is feasted on by an inbred scavenger family.
The choice is yours!
Interesting Comments 6 on 12/1/2020 8:33:57 AM
Misgender someone at CoG: Get banned for 1000 years.
Misgender someone at CYS: Get thrown in HELL.
It's official, we're the most progressive IF site on the internet.
WTF, it's COLD outside?! on 12/1/2020 6:27:01 AM
Generally we scrape the ice off with one of those scrapers unless you're lucky enough to have a garage, of course then you just have to hope the ice and snow isn't completely blocking the door to the point where you have to shovel.
It's more of a pain now that I live in the south since I fully expect the unnatural warmness all year round to NOT include icy windshields, but it still happens on occasion.
EndMaster’s Edgelord Contest 2: Grimdark Boogaloo on 11/30/2020 8:45:33 PM
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Interesting Comments 6 on 11/27/2020 6:20:31 PM
I'm Going Out
This game fucking sucked dicks. You fucking suck at making games and you should just give up. Kill yourself bitch, no one needs you around. :)
-- Lia Worton on 11/27/2020 12:23:50 PM with a score of 0
Fuck this game. It is very stupid and dumb. Go kill yourself since you have nothing better to do than make games you know people will hate. Why are you even alive. Like, no one cares about and your parents don't either.:) They just pretend that they do so you don't commit suicide. I made my little sister kill herself and I don't regret it. She was a little bitch and she deserved to die. She was also stealing the attention from me and now, I have ALL the attention. My family never gave a fuck about her anyway. You should kill yourself too!:) #god die cause no one cares about you!:)
-- Lia Worton on 11/27/2020 1:27:59 PM with a score of 0
Well now, that's the kind of enthusiastic reviews we like to see around here. Too bad Lia was too much of a faggot to actually sign into the site though.
EndMaster’s Edgelord Contest 2: Grimdark Boogaloo on 11/27/2020 6:00:26 PM
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