EndMaster, The Grandmaster of the Dead
"I swear, End, you're like a little poisonous devil that sits on people's shoulders and whispers evil into their ears in an effort to cause the most drama and chaos that you can." - Axiom
Location- The Outer Reaches of Your Mind
Interests- You really don't want to know
Occupation- Destroyer of Worlds
Signature- Writing: It's more fun than a barrel of Ebola ridden monkeys!
Extra Info- I'm originally from that graveyard called Infinite Story, but I came here as a conqueror because I'm a no good dirty tyrant.
If for some baffling reason you ever have the urge to read something really offensive, it can be found here.
Then again if you aren't a complete degenerate and you really have lots of time to waste then you might like this instead.
"There’s a certain point where you need to stand back and realize that all you’re doing is butchering kids on a public forum" - Some kid before I butchered him
Some stories have a message...kinda...
WARNING! (The real one)
This story is pretty offensive, it can get graphic and downright ruthless at times so if you don’t like that sort of humor, don’t read this story. But if you read it anyway don’t complain if you get offended, I did warn you and keep in mind it IS only a story.
Also, don't bother trying to "win" either. You can't. Just heed the moral lessons you may learn.
Old monsters never die, they just get meaner.
There are history links for each monster (In the form of your character's memories) and while not neccessary to understand the story, they do provide deeper background. Ignore whatever you might know about various old movie monsters, you'll find that most of their histories are much different in this story.
You may find that this story has a movie feel to it which is appropriate considering the characters involved. The langauge (and violence) can get graphic sometimes, so if you don't like that sort of thing, you probably shouldn't read it.
Finally this isn't really a "win/lose" type story, however there are definitely good/bad/neutral endings. A few endings are even "really good" though they won't be spelled out as such.
One musician's tale in a dying world
If you’ve read and liked Necromancer, then this might interest you as this story takes place during the same course of events of that story. (Not a prequel, not a sequel, but an equal!)
However, this story is definitely more “story” than “game”. In fact you shouldn’t even bother reading it if you’re intent on “winning”. You can’t. That being said, there is a “true ending” to this story and you’ll probably know if you get it. If you do get it, you can consider it a “win” if you like.
There are a few points in the story where there are links that lead to “Letters to Home”. While not necessary to understand the story, they do provide a little more insight into the protagonist’s thoughts and feelings on various situations.
The last hope for a dying empire
This story can be very long assuming you're not dying. Years pass and your surroundings will most likely change. You may very well live a life time in the story.
As with any of my writings, the story comes before the game. However while there isn't a complex inventory and all of that, you can technically "win" by getting one of the epilogues.
There are 13 epilogues total.
There are also several points in the story where there are links that lead to more background information on various people, places, things and events. While not completely necessary to understanding the story, they do give you more insight into it.
Carnivals aren't all fun and games.
While there is only one spot that contains extra histories for this story, it's basically the background information of all the major characters and factions. It's strongly recommended that these are read due to the fact that your character will be interacting with most of these folks in his attempts to successfully accomplish his task(s).
This story has a very factional feel to it, so choose your allegiances carefully to get one of the better endings.
If you see a bright light, duck and cover!
I should point out that this story can be very long assuming you're not dying. Years pass and your surroundings will most likely change. You may very well live a life time in the story if you're lucky. You will also experience a completely different adventure depending on how you escaped the initial nuclear strike. (Assuming you do survive it.)
As with any of my writings, the "story" comes before the "game". However, this story was written in a "game like" format. So while there isn't a complex inventory and all of that, you can technically "win" by getting one of the 4 special endings. (You'll know if you get one because you'll get an epilogue)
This one's for the kids, no really!
This story has clear cut win/lose endings. There is nothing excessively unusual about this story, it's just a simple "children's story".
(Yes, you can still die in it)
Running the family business isn't easy!
In a few places there are links for history or certain characters. While not necessary to understand the story, they do provide further background information.
There are several endings varying in degrees of good/bad or neutral outcomes. Technically there is one very happy ending, but it isn't labeled as such.
Underneath the sickness there's love...
This story contains a lot of graphic content, if you are offended by ultra violence, explicit sexual descriptions, tons of swearing, blasphemy, inappropriate dark humor, and brutal misanthropy in general then DO NOT read this story!
Of course now that I’ve mentioned all the things it contains, you’ll probably read it anyway, you sick little monkey.
Well don’t complain if you get offended, I did warn you and keep in mind it IS only a story.
This also isn't really a "win/lose" type story. While there are some endings better than others, this is basically just a tale about a very twisted man and his very twisted lifestyle.
This story is definitely more "story" than "game", however there are two distinct paths that can be followed, each with their own pitfalls and additional choices. There is also "one true" ending in which can be considered a "win" (You'll know if you got it, because you'll get an epilogue)
This story can get long, and assuming you're surviving, years do pass in it and you and your environment will change. There are a few points in the story where there are links that lead to more background information on various people and things. While not completely necessary to understand the story, they do give you more insight into it. The text that accompanies some of the pics are also done for similar purposes (Your journal entries, personal thoughts, letters written to you, etc)
Humanity never changes...
There are links leading to various background information and your character's current thoughts throughout the story. In some cases these may provide greater insight since some mysterious things can occur in this story.
There are also several endings varying in degrees of good/bad/neutral outcomes. Technically there is one ultimate "winning" ending, but it isn't labeled as such.
Emotions can be wonderful or dangerous...
This story has a few bits that are probably a bit on the disturbing side. Not many, but they are there in places. So if you don't like that sort of thing, you probably shouldn't read it.
This story in general is probably a bit odd and less verbose than most of my other stories. There are also several endings varying in degrees of good/bad/neutral outcomes. While there are some endings better than others, this is basically just the tale of a teenager who definitely has some issues.
Things would be so much easier if your name was Mary Sue
This story is a fully self contained one and can easily be read on its own, however it also acts as:
A direct sequel to the "Good Girl" short story in Tales From The Basement.
A semi sequel to the other TFTB short stories, Repression, TRASH, Love SICK and Geek.
A semi prequel to Ground Zero.
As with any of my writings, the story comes before the game. However while there isn't a complex inventory and all of that, you can still "win" by getting one of the epilogues.
There are 16 epilogues total.
Because Basement Dwellers are people too!
This story is three stories in one. Your first choice will lead to a separate tale of a different “basement dweller”. Each one is mostly different in tone.
Ebay Escapist is weird and random. It’s the least verbose of the three. (Or my stories in general)
Good Girl is the longest and most descriptive of the three. There is some weirdness going on here too, but is mostly kept much more in "reality". There is a cast of characters link in the beginning to help you keep up with who’s who.
Anime Addict has a lot of offensive language and humor, so if you don't like that sort of thing you shouldn’t read this one.
In all the tales there are several endings varying in degrees of good/bad/neutral outcomes. While there are some endings better than others, these are basically just tales of basement dwellers.
Yee Haw! It's a trailer park life for me!
This story has a ton of offensive langauge and humor so if you don't like that sort of thing, you probably shouldn't read it. Though given the setting, the language used is pretty accurate.
This also isn't really a "win/lose" type story. While there are some endings better than others, this is basically just a tale about a typical day of a degenerate that lives in a trailer park.
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Recent PostsSt. Patrick’s Day on 3/17/2018 6:05:30 PM
Arguably genocide eliminates the potential of groups of people becoming a problem in the future.
For example if the Euros had been even more thorough in their extermination of native populations, they wouldn’t have had to worry about uprisings and losing the territory they conquered.
A good thing for the conquerers, not a good thing for the conquered of course, but they would be dead and it wouldn’t matter.
Now you could say such a thing would have cost more time/resources and deprived them of manpower to get shit done immediately since they either outright enslaved native pops or just heavily exploited them to do their bidding, which is true, but that’s the trade off. Either gain the short term benefits of slavery or the long term benefits of genocide.
St. Patrick’s Day on 3/17/2018 5:25:42 AM
Well another day where people will be getting drunk on green beer and celebrating based on if their ancestry included some frisky drunk Irish whore at one point.
And just think there’s a whole island full of those awful people.
Anyway, here’s videos on Irish mythology and legends. Go ahead and culturally appropriate for your stories, nobody gives a shit.
(In before Steve says they got all the legends wrong and calls everyone a faggot)
Interesting comments 3 on 3/15/2018 11:08:57 PM
so so so sad i cry and cry and cry when i play this
-- foxy pink on 3/15/2018 8:39:41 PM with a score of 0
this so sad i cried for a very long time it is also very cute
-- foxy pink on 3/15/2018 8:27:12 PM with a score of 1
Farewell, My Childhood Self
i loved it and when emily died i cried really long
-- foxy pink on 3/15/2018 8:18:28 PM with a score of 0
Talk about your "i cri evrytiem"
Tumble the Bounty Hunter Part Two on 3/14/2018 9:30:21 PM
Keep reading this as "Tumblr the Bounty Hunter" and expecting him to be chasing thought criminals.
Romance Contest Winner on 3/14/2018 11:33:00 AM
Honestly, you probably would have gotten a higher score from me had you made the protagonist a dom instead of a sub.
RIP Stephen Hawking on 3/14/2018 7:48:01 AM
We all have it coming kid.
School Based Genre? on 3/13/2018 3:23:42 PM
Time Travel Destinations? on 3/13/2018 3:21:08 PM
Go back in time to early 80s and make sure Nintendo doesn’t rise to the power it did and make sure Commodore manages to remain a viable company in the US. Probably make sure Atari doesn’t fuck up as badly as it did either.
Basically try to at least keep the console market western so we aren’t invaded by all this weeb shit later.
Yes, I know, could just drop another nuke on Japan and not rebuild the place, but I'm trying not to fuck history TOO much, just altering the video game market. (Will have to do something about EA as well)
I suppose I could assassinate any major figure (or their parents) that later on in life comes out saying video games cause violence, misogyny, etc. but the irony wouldn't be lost on me.
Plus I might kill someone like Jack Thompson or Anita only to have them replaced with someone more competent and then its an ongoing trip of assassinations and before I know it the PC Nazis have taken over the world.
Cool Websites To Lose Time On on 3/12/2018 11:23:48 PM
I’ve tried getting a few people to work on the CYS outpost a few times in the past, but failed my speech skill checks.
About the only person who really worked on it was James of all people.
Time Travel Destinations? on 3/12/2018 5:33:05 PM
Something to take into consideration for traveling to the past.