DerpBacon, The Novelist

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2/25/2017 8:42 AM

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Cabin 49

Cabin 49: The bedbugs will do more than just bite!

Ah, Mulegog Lake. A place that provides some much-needed relaxation. You've rented out a cabin on the lake, complete with a jacuzzi and a dock. This week is going to be awesome!

However, something about Cabin 49 seems ominous... Surely, it just has to be your imagination!

Author's Note: This story, at the beginning, will appear as some form of "vacation simulator," but as you continue to play, it will evolve into a horror storygame.

Fun Fact: This game was originally going to be a full-blown vacation sim with nothing scary whatsoever, but AppDude has the vacation concept covered with his outstanding "MyVacation" storygame.

Disclaimer: The characters, places, and events of this storygame are all made up. If any of the content is related to something in another work of literature, media, or just something in real life, it is a complete coincidence. (Especially the fact that the main character is Tom and his best friend is Jerry. I didn't even notice that until now.)


Furpocalypse: When humans go rabid...

It's a dull day in a dull small town. Life is normal. Pop bread into the toaster, get toast. Open up the fridge, get food. Turn on the sink, get water.

But turn on the television, all hell breaks loose...


This storygame is not meant to offend furries: it is to describe the ones that wear fursuits in public who will become infected with a disease strangely only affecting furries.

The Battlemaster

The Battlemaster: The storygame based off of the game based off of the game built on the game!

John Kiltin was a simple young man living in the kingdom of Narshen in the Middle Ages. He was a poor and lowly meat salesman, who, of course, was a bit unsuccessful. John still pushed himself forward in hopes of being a more successful person. And that's just what happened.

This storygame is both story and game, combining a fantasy story with RPG-like gameplay. This game uses variables to advance in the game.

Recent Posts

Group Chat on 10/8/2016 10:58:38 AM

Wow. Why exactly do your parents need to block that much? Is it a precaution, or did you or possibly a sibling go to a more inappropriate site (like a porn site).

Group Chat on 10/8/2016 10:52:53 AM

Is ChatButton available? If it is, just use that to make a chat room.

And why don't you use Incognito Mode or something whenever you browse the Internet?

Group Chat on 10/8/2016 8:56:46 AM

You could just make a group chat on another site and send the link to other members via PMs.

Suggest games pls on 10/7/2016 8:13:11 PM

I've got $21.66 in my Steam account, and nothing to do with them. What are some games that you may suggest in that price range?

The Clean Up on 9/27/2016 9:24:53 PM

"gray fur and silver eyes"


Nonetheless, nice work!

Lucky Dueler Trophy? on 9/27/2016 9:13:21 PM

Bluefur is female by the way.

And I doubt that she'd hack. Trust me.

ANGZT: Behind the Music on 9/27/2016 3:36:31 PM

I stopped by at the right time.

Even MORE Presents for Mizal on 9/5/2016 10:25:22 AM

Should I take a picture for the photo album?

For real though, congratulations.

Original Character Cameos! on 8/25/2016 8:50:34 AM

Name: Maximus D. Xerxes

Age: unknown, but his physical form appears to be 28

Sex: male

Appearance: A bipedal black-pelted wolf that often wears a suit and tie. Fedora optional.

Background/Bio: Max was originally born a human, but, after foolishly following a few shady people, was put to experimentation and became a wolf-human hybrid when he was around seventeen. His late-teen angst intensified and he decided to run off and try to survive on his own. And because he never learns from his mistakes, he ran into more trouble later on by meeting more shady people in hoods. But it turns out that they were to help him. If he were to stay a hybrid for the rest of his life and pledge his loyalty to a kingdom far away, he would live at least a moderate life while still being a wolf hybrid freak guy. Max took the deal and traveled to CYStia, where he enlisted in the military.

Personality: Max is a rather headstrong person who enjoys getting his own way. He's a bit sarcastic and sometimes pretty blunt and rude. He isn't an evil person at all, but he isn't a good guy people would write folk songs about. He's a neutral guy who'd only take a job if it benefited him in some way. Max strives to be at least somehow bearable when it comes to working with a team, so he'd try to stifle his complaints and frustration until he's really pissed at someone.

Alignment: neutral. Just neutral.

ANGZT: Reunion Tour on 8/7/2016 4:56:40 AM

I feel at peace.