Jurassic Fairview Park

Player Rating6.28/8

"Too few ratings to be ranked"
based on 39 ratings since 01/17/2012
played 7,013 times (finished 28)

Story Difficulty8/8

"mosie through a minefield"

Play Length7/8

"It keeps going and going"

Maturity Level6/8

"I'll need to see some identification"
Some material may be inappropriate for persons under age 16. If this were a movie, it would probably between PG-13 and R.

Oh No!

Someone has brought dinosaurs to Fairview Park! These giant lizards are tearing apart WestGate Mall* and will soon take over the world!

You must go on this educational adventure to stop the dinosaurs coming through time! The only question is... CAN YOU DO IT?

The game is not done and may contain spelling errors

*Who cares, you say? Well, did you know WasteGet mall is the rightful property of Fairview Park, even though Rocky River gets all its taxes?

Player Comments

Easily one of my favorite games on the site. A sprawling, manic chase through an environment, hunting dinosaurs and evil cult members, using weapons like Colon Blow (which, by the way, is my favorite weapon ever)! Jokes galore and a million little distractions and detours! What's not to like?
-- Badger on 10/26/2008 8:22:09 PM with a score of 307
I finally finished this!
Oh gosh, that was hard...and so worth it c:
Now I am one of the 26!
-- Seto on 9/1/2016 3:27:14 PM with a score of 5345
Wow......

Hardest. Storygame. Ever!
-- MarioRacer010 on 5/25/2016 8:41:11 PM with a score of 884855
Hahaha so much random but just enough sense made to survive the poor grammar broken links and dead link dead ends... Especially rewarding to get Ending 3... oh yes... Don't forget to make that phone call at the height of your glory!
-- Techies on 9/23/2015 7:40:03 PM with a score of 13467
Oh. My. Gosh… That was the hardest story game I have ever played! At first I was kind of bored and confused, because it seemed like there was no end, or point to the game, but then I found the first Item and things started to get really interesting! And then after realizing that the story game has only been finished 17 times out of 6288 plays, I was determined to conquer it! What is interesting about this story game is that, many of the story games that I have played on this site are either purely story based, or story based games. This differs in that it is less of a story and more of an experience, one that is incredibly captivating to live through. Don’t get me wrong, I love stories…But this was refreshing in that it allowed you to create your own story in a way that is unique. I can’t imagine the amount of work and dedication that went into this, and I am very thankful that I have been able to explore and uncover a very small part of this amazing journey. I can’t wait to see what I’ll discover next!
-- temp on 7/13/2015 11:06:11 PM with a score of 1444649
Absolutely loved it! It took me a while to finish it but it was totally worth it!
-- caroine96 on 7/15/2014 9:49:28 PM with a score of 495084
Got ending one, great game
-- Joseph on 3/29/2014 8:03:08 AM with a score of 358
I beat it. Good game by the way
-- Spacemost on 9/29/2013 3:03:03 PM with a score of 7785
It would appear that I constitute 5.55 percent of all the people who have completed this game. HOT DAMN!
-- Loon on 2/27/2013 5:31:43 PM with a score of 2293
Even after the countless hours I have logged into this masterpiece, I simply cannot let it go. There are no words to describe the divine adventure that you will embark upon when you click "Play Jurassic Fairview Park". This game maintains an expert balance between humor, intense action, exploration, challenge, and the plethora of available options is indescribable, and the only thing more expansive and inspiring is the imagination of George McDougall that made it all happen. I have access to EVERY secret of this game, and yet every time I play I discover something new. This story makes me want to drive out to Fairview Park, OH, just to see the manic and unbelievably enticing setting for myself. This game has everything, from the exploration of the town to the brilliantly crafted and cinematic showdown in the mall at the game's climax, to even menial things like playing poker on Robin Hood Street and acting retarded in the mall to get free food. The humor in this game is unmatchable, and the tapestry that George weaves for us (and thankfully, for free) is the greatest literary adventure I've ever experienced. I can't wait until the spelling and grammar is fixed, the items work properly, and the game is (more or less) complete. If anything that I've said hasn't convinced you to check this out yet, you are about to miss out on the eighth wonder of the world. I just have three more words to wrap up this understated and brief compliment to Jurassic Fairview Park: Play. This. Game.
-- Red45 on 1/1/2013 2:22:51 AM with a score of 3247317
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