So... @mizal (or anyone else who knows how to do this) ... How do you do it? Before I publish Innocence Lost, I'd really like to give it a proper Stats page and get rid of the stupid "Check Stats" button at the bottom of every page. >.<

Well, now my mum is furious, and decides to abandon her beastiality for a nice, modern, bug-squishing fetish. Apparently it's all the rage nowadays.

And no, you can't play again until everybody stops fucking around with the thread at the bottom. The light switch is right there! Somebody flip it already.

Yes, Austinc, I'm sure you're a champ, unfortunately, the wall only revealed itself to the one who is holding the puppy. So, only the person holding the puppy can flip it... After they've put it down, of course.

A. Put the puppy down

B. Forget about escaping and live in peace and harmony with the adorable ball of fluffiness! ^_^

That's actually completely normal to feel. When my brother died, I think that half the people in my family said that they wished it was them instead, and somehow tried to reason how they should have died instead, and everything would be better off if they'd have died instead. All I can say is that it's not true, and that death doesn't work like that. You can't exchange one life for another, and even if you could, your family would be just as miserable if you'd died. 

You're not useless, you're just in a completely hopeless situation where there's nothing that anyone can do to make things better. Try to keep in mind that you lost your mother too, and there's no pain or suffering that your father and brother are going through that you're not going through yourself. You're just as important as they are, so make sure you take care of yourself too.

... Well, it's Tuesday. You gonna join in now? ^_^

A. Yes

B. No

You attempt to turn the light switch on, but your pathetic Crickety limbs just aren't strong enough... But you might be able to flick the light switch if you use all of your limbs, but to do that you'd need to... You know... Put the puppy down!

A. Put the puppy down

B. Forget about escaping and live in peace and harmony with the adorable ball of fluffiness! ^_^

And it's still there to this day. ^_^

Nevah! 

Yey! Eternal Bane was my favourite path too ^_^

Pfft, you guys call yourselves fans? I found out where Endmaster lived, got on the first plane I could and even shoved the bottle of chloroform up my ass for the entire journey... Infact, you guys have me to thank for the entire Struggle branch. Originally, he was just going to stick with Beg or Die, but after I had a little chat with him and broke his ankles, I managed to convince him that giving the players the opportunity to boink Semra was absoutely essential to the story and I feel the game was greatly improved due to my contribution... I just called down to End in the basement, and he agrees. ^_^