Don't Get Date Raped!

Player Rating5.34/8

"Too few ratings to be ranked"
based on 47 ratings since 08/10/2017
played 436 times (finished 70)

Story Difficulty1/8

"no possible way to lose"

Play Length4/8

"A well spent lunch break"

Maturity Level7/8

"anything goes"
Some material may be inappropriate for persons under age 18. If this were a movie, it would probably be R.
A short, educational piece. Please remain sensitive and respectful in the comment section. (I'd hate to have to report you to an admin for bullying me.)

(DO NOT READ if you're at all easily offended or lacking in a sense of humor. There's nothing graphic at all in here, but seriously, I still cannot stress it enough, this story is not for you.)

WOWSERS! Triggers ahead!

Player Comments

I wouldn't think it was going to be a funny one tbh.
-- Angriach on 8/19/2017 2:24:49 PM with a score of 0
Fun story that didn't veer too far into inappropriateness considering the subject matter. Worth a couple of reads to find different endings.
-- BigRonn77 on 8/14/2017 9:43:38 AM with a score of 2
Someone should post a link to this on the CoG forum.
-- SpartacustheGreat on 8/14/2017 8:16:13 AM with a score of 0
Alright. I admit I was wrong ! I couldn't resist going through it again, after seeing the other comments you received. Still serious issue, but good Lord it was funny and well-written. I changed my rating from a 3 to a 7.Kudos
-- Weinerpuppy on 8/12/2017 9:16:45 PM with a score of 0
I have mixed feelings about this one. The subject of date rape is a serious one,and often ignored. I do think it was way too easy and I don't believe that very many people would read it to fulfill perverted fantasies. Well, I hope not anyway, but that may speak of my naivety. I did enjoy the texting and the fact that you used a different font. Overall it was worth reading. Thank you.
-- Weinerpuppy on 8/12/2017 9:02:02 PM with a score of 0
Mizal's symbolism is as rich as it is indepth. The dream sequence, to me, represents an integral aspect of the story I feel many in the comments section evidently missed, hindering their already shallow comprehension to that of gibbering Neanderthals as they evidently stumbled, elephantine, through the subtle je ne sais quoi this chef d'œuvre truly contién... uh, contains.

Ned Master, a retired stamp collector, with the soul of an adorable but not quite housebroken puppy was inspired. gr8 character dev I r8 8/8.

(Jks 6/8 mad ting)
-- AzBaz on 8/12/2017 4:32:12 AM with a score of 27
Spoiler Alert: You might get raped
-- Agstand on 8/11/2017 2:47:10 PM with a score of 31
I got raped by Bill Cosby!
-- 3iguy on 8/11/2017 12:54:25 PM with a score of 0
This story is excellent and deserves a commendation. The author expertly describes the dangers of date rape and does so seriously and respectfully, so it couldn't possibly offend anyone. The characters are all very realistic and relatable and the story is heartwarming. 8/8, I'd give it more if I could.
If you're worried about the warnings, just ignore them. It'll be fine, I'm sure.
-- Mayana on 8/11/2017 10:38:43 AM with a score of 66
The random generator was an inspired mechanic, bravo on that.

RIP the following, suspiciously familiar people:
Ned Masters
Mickey King
Will Smiley
Buck Rogers
Malkin Alec
Steve Irish
Timmy Theedy
-- StrykerL on 8/11/2017 10:36:55 AM with a score of 119
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