Don't Get Date Raped!

Player Rating5.37/8

"#160 overall, #4 for 2017"
based on 106 ratings since 08/10/2017
played 1,396 times (finished 166)

Story Difficulty1/8

"no possible way to lose"

Play Length4/8

"A well spent lunch break"

Maturity Level7/8

"anything goes"
Some material may be inappropriate for persons under age 18. If this were a movie, it would probably be R.
A short, educational piece. Please remain sensitive and respectful in the comment section. (I'd hate to have to report you to an admin for bullying me.)

(DO NOT READ if you're at all easily offended or lacking in a sense of humor. There's nothing graphic at all in here, but seriously, I still cannot stress it enough, this story is not for you.)

WOWSERS! Triggers ahead!

Player Comments

I really enjoyed reading this story. I found it very funny.
-- NapNeutrality on 12/17/2017 10:59:44 AM with a score of 0
Hahahaha, really enjoyed the piece for what it was. I didn't get all the little details I'm sure but I agree with your message about personal responsibility instead of victimizing yourself and how censurship is becoming ridiculous.
-- Andreas on 12/12/2017 6:42:24 AM with a score of 4
I'm not sure what to think, to be honest. As far as writing goes, it is well executed and certainly clever and the mocking tone is evident. However, I'm conflicted as to the target of that tone. Perhaps it's just a wee bit too clever for me. Either way I can respect the skill of the piece if not the content . While not offended, per se, it certainly made me feel uneasy. And if that is the purpose, brava.
-- Mynoris on 11/30/2017 1:11:26 PM with a score of 0
Very interesting!
-- ChaosBearer on 11/29/2017 10:26:47 PM with a score of 0
Short but good
-- tisan on 11/16/2017 6:39:14 AM with a score of 2
Not much story. I guess the fourth wall breaking is okay for what this is, but there isn't much plot here. Funny in a twisted way, though.
-- Kim on 10/14/2017 4:21:57 AM with a score of 0
Heh.. This really cracked me up mizal. I'd love it if you would add more details though. This was extremely interesting.

I'm so thankful that I didn't get date raped. Woohoo.
-- DiniTheWizard on 9/20/2017 11:10:31 PM with a score of 0
I just love the omniscent narrator being condescending with my dumb (probably white) ass, it's fun to experiment the different date rapes (obviously not in real life).
-- LeoCaesar on 9/9/2017 3:38:20 PM with a score of 0
Lol managed to win and never get raped! Unfortunately I'm curious as always to see what happens when I click the other things.

Well written and very tonue in cheek humor, one of the best types of humor.
-- corgi213 on 9/2/2017 3:12:50 AM with a score of 0
8/8
WOWSERS!
I always wanted to know how NOT to get date raped!
-- Multiverse on 8/30/2017 11:43:23 AM with a score of 0
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