Submission for Mizal's "Welcome to the Jungle" noob contest.

A story about having a second chance at existence. With some twists. 

[Writers note: Though this is a CYS game, this is a lot more linear than most CYS games tend to be. There are still some different routes to explore, though!]

Another placeholder for a potential future story

Villain-protagonist based story where your reign of terror will take place in a time that is dependent upon your choices. Action-adventure, slight comedy, some gore.

Entry for Bucky's Year's End Contest

Yet to be described part 2, electric boogaloo

There are about a billion different issues with this and I worry about wasting my time making an effortpost that'll go in one ear and out the other but maybe someone smarter than you can get anything out of this so it may be beneficial anyway. 

Though there's so many things to point to here, a lot of other people in this thread have already done a decent job breaking down some of the other various weirdo elements in your book, so I'll try to focus on stuff I haven't seen said. Namely, two big issues:

1. You say a whole lot of things, including some stuff that sounds nice and correct ("women are people just like us") but then you go and contradict it even in your own screenshots (the parts that you conveniently chose not to highlight in red, I had the misfortune of reading most of it) - like when you immediately go into "women especially do not care for logic in social situations" - you can't simultaneously say "I view women as people, just like me and you, no different" to cover your bases and then immediately weasel in a "they're just not logical rational thinkers like you and me" shortly after. Suggesting that women are creatures of emotion does not make it seem like you view women as "just people" - especially when you can pretty easily see that a majority of the non-physical differences between men and women stem from various complicated social standards as opposed to outdated unscientific views of biology. There are a lot of women who view things reasonably and rationally and logically, and plenty of men who don't. It isn't because those women have a 'male brain' - they don't, they have a female brain, which is also capable of logic and reason much like any other brain. 

You clearly do not view women as people 'no different than the rest of us', if you believe that from birth they have a brain that is different and incapable of doings things that the male brain can do. There are billions of people on the planet, with cultures that change from country to country, do you really think half the human population is just, from birth, exactly the same? This is irrational and very contradictory to the flowery language you used before it.

2. You also wrote a whole lot of shit without answering maybe the most important question, and that's "why?" 

You keep conflating romance with hooking up, have you ever even asked why you want to do either of those things? Not from some grander biological/social standpoint, just you - personally. You said you "hit on some ugly girl to get your self esteem up and ended up having a relationship for a month that you didn't even enjoy" - then why did you do it? What the fuck was the point? 

If you want to hook up with people, then yeah go work on yourself and make yourself someone that other people want to have sex with - that includes not being an offputting incel freak that gives anyone the ick the moment you enter the same room as them. But don't call hook-up culture 'romance' or dating. You aren't going to find the person who meshes perfectly with you and has the human standards you want in a lifelong partner at some club or on some shitty app. If you go to a bar and see someone you find attractive, that doesn't mean you want to fuckin... marry them, you don't know shit about them off their "vibe" or whatever cope words you'd use to say "I think this person is attractive and want to have sex with them." 

If you want companionship, start viewing women as people (but, for real this time) and get yourself a bunch of good friends. No one is impressed by you 'bagging 10 bitches last week bro' or having 8 girlfriends in the course of a year (that just makes you seem incapable of holding long term relationships). If one of your companions and good friends ends up becoming someone you like enough to spend all your time with, congratulations - you basically found yourself a partner. 

Why would anyone waste the short and limited life they have spending all their time with someone they don't actually care to be around all that much? This isn't the fuckin, 1920s where women had to be like "well, shit. Time to go be some grubby, crusty, gross fuck's property and do my duty as a woman" - that shit didn't make anyone (including men btw) happy. You're trying to live up to this imaginary standard of what being a man is, a person who has to 'find a stupid irrational woman to guide in the right direction and make her my tradwife who cooks and cleans for me and acts like my mother' while you go work and die in the mines. Grow up, stop wasting your time with this stupid shit, it's unfair to you and especially unfair to whatever poor woman makes the mistake of liking you. 

I talk to Sent every day and he hardly ever talks about you. I think the last time he's even brought you up was months ago and it was because someone else prompted it with "hey is it true there's some brown guy on that site who says he's a nazi? what a retard lol" and he had to illustrate that for him

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I'm going to be heartbroken once CM Punk finally goes 

and don't let Sherbet downplay it, we watched Cena's retirement together (+Sent), he was bawling 

Since we're doing wojaks, here's a pretty fitting one

Death is a bit much, are you still doing the gay one?

A benefit of living near LA I suppose!

We went down to the venue the day it was supposed to happen, but he had lost his voice the night before and had to cancel a bit last minute so we ended up being stuck in LA all day.

He gave free tickets for the re-scheduled show to those who had bought a ticket previously, but I was so worried it'd be on a day I wouldn't be able to go. Managed to work out perfectly and he is a fantastic performer live. Although I am glad he didn't play "Let Me Drown" or Permanently Lonely live I would have died 

I LOVE Orville Peck!! I saw him live a few months back, he's so good