, #31 for
played 821 times (finished 137)
"wade in shark infested water"
"Make sure not to blink"
"appropriate for all ages"
Stories with this maturity level will not, by design, have any potentially objectionable content. An example of a type story with this rating would be a quiz on mathematics.
You think you know your Spongebob trivia? Guess again!
As the foremost authority on quizwriting, it’s been a great honor running around trying to snatch up the special Commendation thingy by whoring myself out writing quiz reviews. The thing about critiquing unremarkable quiz storygames, however, is much the same problem as critiquing unremarkable everythings: There’s only so many times you can say “That isn’t particularly good” before someone calls you out on your repetittive bullshit.
As with most quizzes here, I’m not good with the subject matter and don’t much know or care about it, so there has to be something on the game’s end made to engage the reader, rather than the presumable reward or lack thereof at the end. A good way to do this is with an introduction, or rather, fucking anything to actually ease you into the quizzing process and establish the kind of questions you’re going to ask rather than throwing you straight at the questions and assuming you’re willing to complete the task.
I mean, god’s sakes, this is an ACTUAL CHORE for everyone who isn’t a spongebob fan! There’s no effort to engage the reader, no guarantee of a real reward. You just make educated clicks and wait for it to be over. It’s the literary equivalent of just bending me over a table and doing your business because you promised a free point at the end, I mean, what the hell, at least buy me a drink to dull my senses first!
I forgot what else I was going to say. I guess, maybe don’t make the mistakes the author did here. It’s not fun this way. You need to give everyone a reason to be interested. Also, how the shit did Seto play through something this bland and not leave a comment on how bland it was already!? Come on, you’ve 100%-ed the website, you should step up your game! (Please don’t.)
on 1/17/2017 6:43:48 PM with a score of 4
Hahah I achieved 5 points.Better than I thought!!
on 2/25/2018 10:04:16 AM with a score of 5
That was pretty funny~
on 5/17/2017 3:03:30 PM with a score of 4
Spongebob! So fun.
-- Dude on 5/1/2017 2:11:54 PM with a score of 6
I wish it would say which ones I got wrong at the end.
on 4/21/2017 2:36:11 AM with a score of 6
Lol horrible at test
on 12/17/2016 4:55:08 PM with a score of 3
I suck at tests.
on 7/29/2016 12:52:23 AM with a score of 2
Very nice quiz. I like how you didn't show the answers at the end.
on 5/14/2016 1:53:54 AM with a score of 6
Evil shrimp. Yay?
-- Deadly Lion on 4/19/2016 11:45:21 AM with a score of 4
Hmm, I never realized I was a disgruntled squid... I guess i'll start living in the ocean now.
on 3/24/2016 10:48:53 AM with a score of 3
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