Th e B Lue J A M monologues

Player Rating2.19/8

"Too few ratings to be ranked"
based on 14 ratings since
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Story Difficulty1/8

"no possible way to lose"

Play Length5/8

"Not going to lose any sleep"

Maturity Level6/8

"I'll need to see some identification"
Some material may be inappropriate for persons under age 16. If this were a movie, it would probably between PG-13 and R.


This is a dark comedy based off of the monologues from an old british radio show called blue jam. It follows the life of a man who is not well and his life interacting with the media world of London. 

I've taken out the true ending so you can't lose but you especially can't win. Not all of the branches will continue immediately after another though there is always a link between them. 

This is the second time I'm publishing this and this time I've added a bit more context to everything here so you basically know what to expect. Not everyone is going to like it but at least you know what to expect this time. It's all a bit stupid anyway.

If you've ever felt like you were born dead through your own arse then i hope you enjoy

(light disturbing imagery) 

Player Comments

Utterly bizarre
Not great as a CYS
-- llImperatorll on 12/27/2017 4:02:31 PM with a score of 0
Pretty much just a random collection of rubbish. I want my 3 mins of life back, please.
-- EZunmaker on 12/22/2017 9:29:06 PM with a score of 0
I mean, I don't think there was anything wrong with the story grammar and puncuation-wise, but I honestly didn't understand what was happening. I think you could mmake great stories in the future.
-- NapNeutrality on 12/22/2017 8:18:23 PM with a score of 0
Doesn't make any sense..
-- DiniTheWizard on 12/22/2017 7:44:23 PM with a score of 0
I'll mention here that the protagonist hasn't got a hold of things and is in pretty bad shape. Also I forgot to change a link so where it says "Go find a cheap doctor" it should be "Go find your clothes"
-- Employable on 12/22/2017 5:36:05 PM with a score of 0
This made no sense. I also did not find it amusing.
-- WouldntItBeNice on 12/22/2017 4:38:32 PM with a score of 0
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