How will you cope when an eldritch abomination prepares to unleash horror and chaos on the world? Will you survive? And more importantly, will you woo the chicks?
Turn the volume on - this baby has a soundtrack! (Artists listed on final page.)
In The Chained God, you will use violence, you will use your deeply repressed lust for blood - but most of all, you will use your brain to accomplish your goals. So, needless to say, most of you will probably die the first time around.
So I threw this thing together over the course of three days... half of that time was spent fixing bugs. Hopefully I got them all, if not, PM me. (Unless it's the Epicus Doomicus Metallicus box - I'm aware of that, I just haven't figured out what to do about it yet. Hopefully it won't be too distracting.)
If you are about to play this game for the first time, you might not want to read the player comments first (once there are comments anyway) - my amazing wisdom is predicting a flood of hints that will diminish the difficulty. When you get stuck and spend two hours trying to figure out what to do next, then you might want to read the comments.
Remember, you have to use the items manually. It's more fun that way.
And one last note: You have really big pockets.