The Chained God

a Puzzle / Games by Loon

Commended by BerkaZerka on 9/21/2019 9:11:00 AM

Player Rating4.88/8

"Too few ratings to be ranked"
based on 40 ratings since 01/03/2013
played 1,699 times (finished 49)

Story Difficulty7/8

"wade in shark infested water"

Play Length3/8

"A nice jog down the driveway"

Maturity Level7/8

"anything goes"
Some material may be inappropriate for persons under age 18. If this were a movie, it would probably be R.

How will you cope when an eldritch abomination prepares to unleash horror and chaos on the world? Will you survive? And more importantly, will you woo the chicks?

Turn the volume on -  this baby has a soundtrack! (Artists listed on final page.)

In The Chained God, you will use violence, you will use your deeply repressed lust for blood - but most of all, you will use your brain to accomplish your goals. So, needless to say, most of you will probably die the first time around.


So I threw this thing together over the course of three days... half of that time was spent fixing bugs. Hopefully I got them all, if not, PM me. (Unless it's the Epicus Doomicus Metallicus box - I'm aware of that, I just haven't figured out what to do about it yet. Hopefully it won't be too distracting.)

If you are about to play this game for the first time, you might not want to read the player comments first (once there are comments anyway) - my amazing wisdom is predicting a flood of hints that will diminish the difficulty. When you get stuck and spend two hours trying to figure out what to do next, then you might want to read the comments.

Remember, you have to use the items manually. It's more fun that way.

And one last note: You have really big pockets.

Player Comments

This game is awesome! Still trying to figure out how to win it. I'll get there eventually. Very well written, really clever puzzles to solve. I liked the use of music, though it did distract from reading sometimes. All in all, definitely one of the best Puzzle games on the site. ^_^
-- Briar_Rose on 1/2/2013 4:48:30 AM with a score of 3
Really good game although i can't get more than 2 out of 7 i know im missing something somewhere here can someone help me i want to get 7 out of 7 thanks
-- Andy on 5/2/2019 9:57:01 AM with a score of 1
This was really good! The difficulty is rather high, however, which is why most people just gave up halfway through after running around in circles and gave you a mediocre rating. Great writing style, really witty, even a reference to CYS included...

I really enjoyed this and you utilised full use of items in some rather interesting (though occasionally frustrating) ways. Great taste in music selection, too, it was nice to see similar tastes to mine included in a storygame.

The large amount of items available in the house, along with a lot of possible rooms to use them in, means that the player is clicking their way through every item for a long time until they eventually work it out. There's literally no hints about what to do next, and to be honest I'm still trying to work it out. Maybe the odd hint wouldn't go amiss, even if it's just a very subtle clue. Otherwise I thought this was a fantastic job.
-- Saika on 12/6/2017 8:40:52 AM with a score of 1
Couldn't figure out what to do after those two men came in and we got rid of them
-- _skye_ on 8/23/2017 4:32:26 AM with a score of 0
2 out of 7 oh man! Extremely well written. A nice challenge, I'm going to have to come back to this one and figure it out.
-- BigRonn77 on 9/30/2016 3:52:49 PM with a score of 2
How the heck do you do anything except their mothers?
-- Polynomial on 5/21/2016 6:33:27 PM with a score of 3
She hands you a Laptop. You put it in your pocket. LOL. You put a huge-ass laptop in your POCKET?!?! LOL that got me laughing.
-- CurseOfTime on 2/25/2016 5:23:22 PM with a score of 1
Can't figure out how to continue after killing the two people, so I gave up. Good writing though.
-- Xt1000305 on 1/28/2013 7:02:02 AM with a score of 1
Eldrich abomination. You go on TVtropes? You have good taste. l:)
-- rae38 on 1/25/2013 6:32:20 AM with a score of 0
Great game. Still trying to figure out what I missed. I feel like the motor oil and zippo have something to do with one another, but I haven't figured that out yet....
-- DonutMassacre on 1/3/2013 11:15:54 PM with a score of 3
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