Sly_Taco, The Reader
Ever wonder what the afterlife is like? Well, you've died in a horrible car crash and been selected to go to heaven, hell, or even be reincarnated, you've been selected to work at Afterlife Inc., and Satan is your boss. What is he like? What if he hates me? Is this job hard? Is he merciless and harms all who get in his way? Or is he just the equivalent of a drunk CEO in a penguin suit? See if you can survive working with Satan!
(Note: the paragraph that the narrations are in matter a lot. The first one is what the narrator is saying to you. The second is what the narrator is thinking.)