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Remember "Pwning Jedi on Roblox"? Well this is volume 2, and all I have to say is... whoa.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iNqHNEm8t8

A bunch of Lego weebs jumping around and stiffly poking each other with glowsticks. You know your combat is exhillerating to the average person when the key technique to your martial art is "Run around in circles and stand at an angle"! You know nothing of epic battles in video games! I've felled five men and 2 bots holding Denmark under siege! Noble bladesmen have tasted my axe on a bridge over PVP canyon! You've not seen the most epic battle in video game history!

Oh, come on! I killed about 6 highly trained and skilled Jedi before backup arrived. Some people train for years saber fighting before they're good at it! There's a lot of strategic shit.

There's also about 6 forms of saber fighting, but I use a combination of all of them as I've learned from pure experience.

I feel like killing 5 guys with equipment better than mine, who, judging from the chat, were hardcore gaming Svedes with little else to do with their time but battle on the internet and grow wicked beards, probably outranks some kids with a high enough K/D ratio and good enough noob-farming skills to be ranked as "Highly trained". Plus, my battle takes place with actual context and consequences in place. You just wanted to stab lego children, who wanted to stab you back. The motivations, the atmosphere, they just don't compare to a game designed with actual epic battles in mind. I've had Singleplayer fights with bandits more epic and intriguing than the "Highly skilled" combat I witnessed just now.

The motivation is to get to the terminal. The atmosphere is great imo. The consequences of death... yeah, there's a problem there. You just respawn within a few seconds a little ways away from the temple.

Pff. Where I come from, you have to kill to earn gold for your gear, and when you die you wait 30 seconds for your next chance to take the castle!... At which point your army may have already lost. Much skill and strategy comes into play before the game even starts. The margin for error is small, and if you don't hold strong for the entire thing, the guys with walls and the status quo on their side will win, that makes sieges tense and exhilarating. It also makes it tense for the other team, because you know those guys swinging at your door are going to give it everything they have.

Btw, "highly trained" is not a rank. There are daily trainings for Jedi and Sith, none of which I attend.

Whatever it takes to get the reputation of being a strong Jedi-Sith, mostly through the murderation of people who don't know what they're doing, which is how a lot of the F.E.A.R. generals got their K/Ds.

F.E.A.R. is dead.

And it's no wonder either. The only thing you had to do in order to utterly destroy their army was bribe their leader.

Lol. One time all I had to do to destroy a dark side army (I was light at the time) was to make an alt and join their group, get on their radio, and threaten to hack their group if they went through with their raid.